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ryoung30

If lion king taught me anything..... never trust a God damn hyena


Recent_Excitement607

I don't know, I'd still be more likely to want to pet a hyena rather than a lion, I mean this thing looks like a giant cuddle bug


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cidiusgix

No humans taste bad. The cat would only kill you, probably. The hyena would eat you, they eat rot.


[deleted]

Not your preferred meat then?


Niccin

Sounds like the opposite is true if no humans taste bad to them.


yourstepsisterUwU

Shit fuck that a lion has morals hyenas fucking hid in dead bodies of animals that just die just to get a jump on a randon lion. Shit with a lion if it wants to kill you it will be fast hyenas will chace your ass down for miles without stop and they are faster then usain bolt and then when they catch you there gonna est you alive while a lion is just gonna swipe you think bout it


NoThisIsABadIdea

You must not have seen the video of the lions slowly chowing down on their live pray as it's guts were spilling out. Nature is metal.


SirShartington

> a lion has morals lmao, excuse me?


Fit_Nefariousness961

If you raised a lion from a cub it would have unconditional love for you...a hyena I'm not so sure a hyena clan hierarchy is very complicated and they are always looking to compete with one another and are very aggressive and violent in their behaviour with one another


garythecoconut

Why on earth do you think a lion would have unconditional love for you? Even dogs bite their owners.


Teripid

Many otherwise wild/undomesticated animals still have a concept of "us" and may consider a specific human who cared for them and raised them family. Domesticated animals are just much more prone to have these traits from extensive selective breeding. You're just rolling the dice with something bigger and stronger than you are that's specifically designed to kill with large predators.


Wilberforcezen

Cub or not, Lions are wild animals and can still turn on you.


Woodworkingwino

In the famous words of Roy from the magic duo Siegfried & Roy. AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.


notLOL

ya.. dont


avatar_94

You're a dead man if you think those big animals are cute


Kr8n8s

Then at something like 20m the smell starts to get evident and you don’t wanna pet it anymore without a respirator lol


_Puppet_Mastr_

Fucking. No. Way. Hyena’s don’t kill you before they eat you…and they start at the softest part of the body, let that sink in. Lion all day for me.


lildrumski

Wait till they cuddle on your insides


ThePresidentsNipples

That was definitely the hyena whoopi voiced right there


slingshot91

Yeah but what did Tiger King teach you?


olderaccount

The worst part is going to be telling his boss and coworkers how it happened. *You stuck your fingers through the grate?!?*


earthlings_all

Oh yeah big no-no


gggg500

Dont forget the Timon and Pumbaa animated series. The hyenas were absolute dicks in that show too. This video further confirms those bastards cannot be trusted.


oldman8hotmoltenlava

i think the worst part is this honestly doesn't surprise me how dumb a human can really be.


Just_Acanthisitta_40

You mean a well trained zoo staff


BobMarleyVibes

Who stuck his finger in the cage of a hyena😂


Cringelord10923

So that he will learn the lesson and not stick his dick out next time.


Samiel_Fronsac

The world would be better if he did stick his dick in the cage before having the opportunity to reproduce.


ZookeepergameDue5522

r/darwinawards


DeathPercept10n

r/usernamechecksout


ZookeepergameDue5522

LMAO I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT JAJAJJAJAJ


Tzitzifiogkos420

Now he's even more well trained


SteeTreez

If he was well trained he wouldnt have stuck is finger in there


xaeru

At 0:39 you can see the Hyena's first try to get his finger.


SweetPangea65

Same rule applies for dogs weighing more than 40lbs. It just takes a hungry stomach or other mood to bite you. Gotta be careful.


acidphosphate69

That's not true at all.


SwegGamerBro

When will people learn to *stop putting their fucking fingers into cages*


vampiredisaster

Seriously! At least don't stick your wiggly little hands in there. Even when you interact with horses, you keep your hand in a fist in case they think you've brought them an unusually flesh-colored carrot.


SwegGamerBro

That example you stated seriously brings up another important thing. Most of the time the animal never *intentionally* munches up a finger, hand, or arm. It's always because they think it's food being given to them, so they may as well eat.


vampiredisaster

Exactly! Animals rarely act with true malice when they do stuff like this. They're all instinct, and you have to learn to tread carefully.


earthlings_all

Hyena clearly thought it was meal time. They’re lined up and it ain’t for cuddles.


wicklowdave

takes about 10 lessons


justanotherzom

20 if you start using the toes too.


yayforwhatever

We used to have a rule on our oil rig…don’t stick your fingers in places you wouldn’t stick your dick. This should be implemented at a zoo. But then…we were degenerate rig pigs 🤷‍♂️


SwegGamerBro

But I'm sure there would be some people who find pleasure in sticking their dicks in dangerous places...


yayforwhatever

It wasn’t about pleasure….it was about getting it back


RaynKeiko

*stop putting animels in fucking cages


SwegGamerBro

That's kind of the point of cages though, to contain a living moving creature. Not all animals that are put into cages have it as a means of punishment or being trapped by force.


RaynKeiko

So should i have been specific n say something like "stop putting animels in cages in zoo's"?


SwegGamerBro

Yeah that would be more helpful.


RaynKeiko

I though its obvious bc in the titel its about a zoo worker, anyways now its clear for everyone.


LowKeyRebelx

When people stop having fingers. Like that guy.


Xx_Khepri_xX

What happens in this situation, the Hyena has tasted human flesh after all. Edit: I meant more as in the saying that animals who taste human flesh are put down.


wicklowdave

they take extra care not to stick their fingers in the hyena's fucking mouth


ZippySpider

The hyena is only doing what is natural, it's not their fault.


Xx_Khepri_xX

Exactly, I don't think the Hyena did anything wrong, but humans are the way the are after all.


Kumbackkid

There’s no difference in the human flesh lol. It’s a hyena, it’s gonna kill and eat you the first chance it gets regardless


itsMEGAMEGA

Yeah that only happens on TV.


Affectionate-Thing63

I feel as though that “human flesh” thing is a myth.


acidphosphate69

I dunno. There are cases of apex predators developing an inclination for hunting humans; like the lions of Tsavo for example. But if I remember correctly, a lot of these animals were found to be injured or infirm in some way and it was less about taste and more about humans being easier prey compared to their usual targets.


Glass-Assignment-862

Wow so I guess the zoo worker only gives treats to his favorite hyena, Why not give treats to all of them.


SwegGamerBro

Well he's gotta give the pain a cool down before he can give another one of his treats to the others. He's only got 9 left now (19 if you count the treats that touch the floor)


norse_panda

the ones that touch the floor sometimes come with extra flavor 😋


earthlings_all

Like the guy with the [parmesan feet](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/xblnzm/this_dudes_feet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), posted yesterday


TaleMendon

Just a small snack, a finger food as it were.


[deleted]

Damn idiot treating a hyena like it was a cute dog...what did he expect?


A-Bear-On-Reddit

The kid named finger:


AcadiaLegal6386

Yo I recently just seen one of these things at the zoo… they’re actually HUGEEE ☠️


politichien

I thought they were kinda small!!! these mf are way bigger than I thought - they're super predators


AcadiaLegal6386

I know they’re super predators but they hunt in packs so I thought they were regular dog size… man was I wrong.


Delivery-Shoddy

Higher success rate hunting than lions (still not spotted wild dog level and nowhere close to dragonflies, but definitely one of the more successful hunters)


uNki23

And now put that into perspective with a male lion that’s capable of killing multiple of those in a row


Conscious_Increase43

The stupidity of humans around animals both amazes me and doesn't.


cragglerock93

The stupidity of humans ~~around animals~~ both amazes me and doesn't.


Conscious_Increase43

You are absolutely right. I was a little tired when I wrote that.


New_Blacksmith_709

You can't exactly blame a caged animal...these guys should be out hunting Zebras or sth.


ScaryAd8458

They were only enjoying their succulent Chinese meeeal 😋


cragglerock93

This is democracy manifest.


Jaden-YoungBlood

Gat damn


virtual_bartender

Something about this video bothers me, but can’t put my finger on it.


supremechill

For me it's not that he bit him. Something in its mannerisms had me like "Yeah for sure middle one gonna do it" though I expected to be wrong. The real horror is how he immediately went back for more. Had Ace Ventura been inside that cage, we'd be watching this vid in a different sub. Edit: pun went over my head for a second there 😂


Zillous

Don't Hyenas have one of the strongest bites? Shouldn't be messing with them...


Few_Network242

yh 1100 psi


[deleted]

He better show up to work the next day. The lady from tiger king los an arm. Hahahahahhahaahha


-GenghisJuan-

That fucker wanted more lol


Sandless

Can't really feel too bad except for those caged hyenas


rodgee

The Hyena knows what he tastes like now and that he is prey. The Zoo Worker won't be looking after Hyenas again for a while .


bengraven

And he knew right away how good it was because he was ready to go back to the whole damn thing.


the_rican_gorilla

This is the comment I was looking for


Jappanese_shrek69

Certified bozo


[deleted]

Lost a finger and his job in one swing


LewisDemo

Human stupidity continues to astonish me


Dontouchicken

Finger Lickin Good. 🤯


99prime99

I'm sorry, but that sentence structure is bugging me. Shouldn't it say "A Hyena bites off zoo worker's finger and eats it."


BreakPutrid4252

Kid named hyena:


skizzums0

A zoo-worker named finger


Responsible-Agent-19

Pitbull owners - can I buy one of them?


Mkbond007

The worst part for that guy has to be hearing all of those hyena giggles immediately afterward.


10folder

Wow didn’t realize how big hyenas are, they look small compared to simba


TheArduinoGuy

Fingerlickin' good


Wilberforcezen

Idiot


Cptnemouk

That wasn't a laughing matter.


Big_Trans_Mood

Don’t hyenas have one of the strongest bites in the world? No wonder his finger came off.


onetimesgoodone

Wrong title. Zoo staff sticks his fingers into hyena cage and it gets bitten off.


BiggestBaddestWolve

Hyena is more related to a bear. Not a cat.


notfromtHisEarth

The moment you see the hyenas go from "wheres our food at?" To "oh wait you are literally made out of food" was a split second I was waiting for as soon as the employee turned on those lights


rinigneel

Now they have a craving for fleshhh


Lost_Department3570

Dmnd those things are huge . You can tell they are so strong Oh yeah fuck his finger dumb ass.


DickieIam

When you think you’re doctor doolittle


checkmydoor

That hyena planned it.


Nirozu

I bet they all had a good laugh about it later.


bogogly

No blood??


SpicyPringlez

For anyone that doesn't know, hyenas have an incredibly strong bite force. 1100psi. Stronger bite than a lion


PM_ME_WHAT_Y0U_G0T

Hyenas got a taste for him now, he wants more


DanielF823

Was this a mom and 2 cubs? An Alpha Male with 2 lesser? Looks like the one that liked the scratches bit when the smaller one tried to get in there and steal his scratches, or one the bigger one realized the smaller was getting touched and did not like it?


sunshineandhomicide

Hyenas are matriarchal, it would be the alpha female.


DanielF823

I was thinking(The thought was there but I was failing to fully recall it)that... but I failed, as well, to type it. I love the variety of sexual dimorphism out there 💕 R/natureislit


pineaplpizza

A news article says it’s a mom and two cubs, the mom bit the finger off


kjacobs03

Well, he won’t do that 10 more times


DOlsen13

Hyenas have one of the strongest bite forces of any animal


Separate_Clerk_7269

Serving the sausages basically. Real bright that one


ibraw

They're Hyenas. What was he expecting?


Yankee_Doodle1776

And it was at that moment that he realized ... he just f***** up.


DonkeypunchDon1

Why? What would possess someone to put their fingers in a hyena cage? There is no way humans were always this stupid. That being said, I laughed my ass off watching this idiots self inflicted mauling. “Good puppy” 😂


RamenTheBunny

Hyenas have a significantly higher bite force than most animals on earth. Give them a bone, and they’ll split it in half. Don’t stick your finger through the cage.


stankdog

Knew which hyena it was gonna be too. Old boy in the middles stance made me nervous, I wouldnt of been petting them at all lol. The wide slow, careful eye contact...dude was snackish


Quillybat

Like a crunchy french fry


Melodic-Society-4241

It's almost like wild animals don't like being in small ass cages.


Sin_of_the_Dark

He is never gonna fuckin financially recover from this


maluminse

Those things are huge. They always seem skinny and smaller on Animal Planet.


JaredTheIntern

I know that everyone is going to shit on this guy for this, but hear me out. This dude probably has been watching over these hyenas for months or years. After so long after looking after an animal like that, you eventually let your guard down. You've been in such close proximity to them for so long without incident that it just doesn't feel like they're any real threat anymore. Hell, they probably start feeling like big house cats after a while. See the way they're just letting him pet him with a finger at :56? I don't blame the guy. I'm not an idiot, but I would have done the exact same thing. And be honest with yourself, you probably would have too.


Fivemastersofdeath

Boy got himself a free fish stick


-heathcliffe-

Ive heard hyenas are the dumbest animals in africa, this guy is dumber


DUKO-1313

This dumbass was giving that BIG badass MOFO a coochy coo, tickley under the neck typa shit... Yu know when ya Dog kicks his back leg... But when he moved that special tickley ex-finger OUTA the sweet spot, WHOA badass latched onto that thing OUTA pure sadness! You have me on lockdown here Nigel, GodDammit! Don't move,until I MOVE Comprendé? Zoo Mannn....


mrcydonia

Maybe don't treat wild animals like they're puppy dogs.


JasonFurious4

Cages havent been cleaned in a while, yet they look well fed. I'm not sure if they are fine or not lol


Drasilex

“Always feed animals with open palms never your fingers,”


NarcolepticTreesnake

Reacting the Water Knife IRL?


[deleted]

This is awesome! Stubby finger banging from here on!


Infamous_Nebula_168

😋 tasty yum yum! more more more!


SirCaptainReynolds

Poor Frodo!


floppypawn

*croonch*


beanhill

Lucky it's [just your finger](https://youtu.be/MMLWtjEoB5I), hyena will bite off anything it can get a hold of. NSFW


AwesomeBud90

Well now he's gonna pet him with 4 fingers.


Lalafala21

Well it’s a hyena so..


BarryBadrinith

Respect nature for what it is and not for what you want it to be.


Mkbond007

The best part of this is you know damn good and well those hyenas were laughing at him after the fact. [I think it sounded something like this at the end.](https://mkbond007-blog.tumblr.com/post/695268932195663872)


OcularPrism

"Be careful, he nips!"


Atretador

r/TheBullWins


PresentationEither

Where's the blood?


kroniklerouge

You stupid fuck


No_Edge_2680

Nice little pre meal appetizer


CoolGuy914

That thing was plotting the whole time, can see it try to bite him in the begging lol


serraangel826

Isn't one of the first things zoo keeper are told is to keep your fingers out of the cages? Just because they are caged doesn't take away natural instincts.


Friendly-Sherbet7996

What an idiot. Well deserved.


[deleted]

Then the hyenas even laughed about it afterwards


wovenbutterhair

it ate it so fast and was perkily looking for another


Vxry420

The hyena prolly had to be put down after that


TngrloLuvr

LMFUCKINGAO


kroket-007

bro wich gofy ash person sticks his finger in a wild animal encolsiur


thecops4u

Waste not want not


grumpyfrumpyrumpy

I’m no hyena expert but that hyena in particular walked up aggressive af, how could they not tell


giannarelax

“watch this yall lmao”


lekzaep

this guy obviously hasn't seen the lion king


truerthanu

"Umm, excuse me. Can you please bring my 9 other snacks. I'm still hungry."


Bawbag0447

I've never been to a finger zoo before...


itsyourmomcalling

Wild animal gonna do what wild animals do.


The_Hutch89

On the plus side, least it was his finger he stuck through the fence.


mikeedm90

He gave him the finger.


Bluesman_Pete

Hahahaha. Serves him right for locking them creatures in a cage


djpromo_vqs

Where are you white man? we still hungry homie!!!


TheSt4tely

yum. snax


nikdsc5

I’m never going to fingerly recover from this.


Bodhi_Itsrightthere

Hmmm first thing this fine morning I'm gonna stick my fingers through the fence and try and tickle my favorite hyenas and have one bite my finger off so I don't have to be here today.


Maikeru_Kurosaki5

I'll be to if I was in their, like that's one nasty ass cage I'll ever seen one, like holy shit


Small-Ask-1664

They followed him “hey, I know you have 9 more. C’mon gimme more”


ThinAerie4834

What do people think 🤦‍♂️ these animals are naturally meat eaters and will attack anyone or anything if had the chance.


Due_Trifle_8281

So, what's the problem....Hyenas, doing Hyenas shit🤔🤔


[deleted]

Finger food.


meglon978

He's definitely not laughing with you.


SDTAGLF

Maybe don’t stick your fingers into cages with wild carnivorous animals


No_Repeat_1283

Same happened to me, but with my dick


am_respond_to_video

a


rc0nn3ll

The do not feed signs make so much sense now.


Innocent_not

Fucking dumb.


TVZBear

Can just imagine them all following him laughing their asses off 😅


distraxxx

Thats not Hyenagienic at all


IAmDisgutted

Seems like they are hungry


mistern0vember

When skritches get stitches...


pliable_gumby

I like how they keep following him after, "Hey that shit was good! Got any more of that!?"


Really-Riley

That middle one is huge