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Strict-Affect-1908

Push webistics 🖐


Lil_Carmine

But the 3 million float!


MaxStreudler

WEBISTICS IS OUR PICK OF THE WEEK


raghavj1991

Plus the technology is 2 years behind.


ouyang001

Anybody else got a pwoblem wi' Webistics?!?!


Strict-Affect-1908

get bhack in ya fuckin owfice 🤌


NotReqd

"in light of recent events that have EXPIRED"


LiquidSoCrates

I hate this fuckin’ shit!


boanie

⛳️💥


helix274

I always enjoy his lines, but it never occurs to me to quote one


Markievicz

I’ve got multiple quotes in my sub species


Kingspawn504

This is the best one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


thewalruscandyman

Well...are you? If you are, then it's genius. If it's just about office protocol or some dull shit, then a little retarded, yeah. Like my cousin.


FillMyShortsDaily

I bet he was handsome like George Raft.


thewalruscandyman

Oh 100%. Which would be wonderful if my cousin wasn't a broad.


Cjones2607

Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talk like that?


hank28

That’s muscular dystrophy Ton’


Cjones2607

You're a good sport. You alright?


hank28

Too bad they don’t have a telethon for fuckfaceitis. They find a cure yet?


havocson

😀🤝


bfcostello

The fundamental question is, will you be as effective as a boss like your predecessor was? And you will be, even more so? But until you are, it's going to be hard to verify that you think you'll be more effective


rohitbohra

They would have to get every boss together in one huge space and obviously that’s not possible, even with computers. And not only that, they’d have to get all the bosses who've ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing.


harntrocks

You might be surprised, at what type of morons you work with who don’t notice the sacred and the propane.


cb8720

u/ExpertTexpertChoking is a bit of a poseur, if you ask me.


Jazzlike_Page508

He wants to fuck her!?!


King_Eggbert

For a million


PossessivePronoun

Extra points for: "A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold."


Von_Gnisterholm

haha, good one. I will also try to smuggle Soprano quotes into my papers now.


[deleted]

Walt Whitman ova here


Julius666Caesar

im reminded of king Lewis the whatevuhs finance minister


Lil_Carmine

The something…


chillypilow

Y’know what, in the interest of putting this shit to bed, if thats what its going to take…


Crypto_Candle

I always use “ More is lost by indecision than wrong decision”. People are in awrrr of me.


Duderino619

Whatever happened there


AW-43

Me? I ain’t sayin’ nothin.


ClassicMovies1945

It sounds sacred and propane!


theWhiteBunk

Genius. Until everyone else in your meeting starts quoting every line from the show back at you because you started the discussion. Remember, revenge is like serving cold cuts.


Liljewboi20

He won’t quit this fuckin guy


Andydrums_1996

Answer the fuckin’ thing.


[deleted]

Clinically retarded


joegant

Why stop there? Here’s a few more to say that are perfect for meetings: 1) let’s get started, my daughter is coming over with the baby later 2) There are millions of dollars at stake 3) I don’t want that apple tart upset 4) I appreciate your thoughts 5) There’s no stigmata these days


JohnnyStunad

Wait until someone says something and then say, “you know I remember not long ago you used to wait in the car, and as far as I’m concerned, YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!!


Gwen_Tennyson10

do it man


DajaalKafir

I would never talk you out of doing that


1whiskeyneat

Absolutely. You should do this first chance you get.


Mission_Buffalo_5155

fuckin brainless the second ova here


YoWhatsGoodie

You better walk in drinking an Arnold Palmer with that kinda tawlk!


ljohnson266

I always enjoy those but it never occurs to me to order one


ClarencesTVEmporium

OP is very allegorical.


ButWereFriendsThough

You gotta pause after precipice.


rochvegas5

If you don’t fill out your TPS report, you’ll be clapped in irons


JohnnyStunad

Tell ‘em your idea is worth more than a gallon of gold.


Ginaraquel47

Just give your father a mellifluous box. It will be fine.


dgaltieri2014

A don doesn’t wear shorts


Ijq3g98432dfn

Give someone something and say, “this little bitch is for you”


squidgeroooo

You need to squash it in the bloom