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CNF1G

NOBODY CAN STOP HIM


[deleted]

Especially not this Leicester defence, Jesus Christ.


CNF1G

It's just awful, the rest of their team is actually pretty good.


SkillsDepayNabils

it’s actually been really good since the start of october but I dont think this is their first choice defence


nilocdnarbreh

yeah we we're missing Evans & Luke Thomas is closer to 3rd choice LB


MayweatherSr

WELL RESTED ALMIRON!! PREMIER LEAGUE TEAM ARE FUCKED!


Alphabunsquad

If nobody can than Leicester definitely can’t.


MH18Foot

What has Jack Grealish done?


MaximumDJ

Delivered packages for Amazon


WeirdAsian

Fair play to Grealish, he actually addressed the issue directly and apologized for his comments. Can’t really fault him for that. He knows when to stand up and be counted.


crookedparadigm

As long as he doesn't have to do any counting himself, he'll be fine.


Tommyzz92

Christmas drinking game, if Almiron scores, drink everytime Grealish is mentioned in the reddit thread


Okeidokeiyo

Luke thomas definitely can't


Sam0n

WEEKLY


xaviernoodlebrain

ALMIRON


MastaBat0r

BANGER


jvrcb17

!


NOT-ENOUGH-CHARACTE-

AFTER BANGER


SzplugOnSzplitz

Oh how I've missed this


WeirdAsian

I love this season. The best part is for the first time in a long time I’m not worried about if the club is gonna back the manager in January or if the team isn’t going to be dismantled in the summer because we’ve been too good. Been probably sportswashed me


CatPanda5

I wonder if they're going to try to spend big in January - just need to maintain form and they're in the CL about 5 years earlier than expected, and whilst they've looked great there's definitely room for improvement on an individual skill level


Tjockman

they've played most of this season without Allan Saint-Maximin and Alexander Isak due to injuries. I don't think they need to spend to much in january if they get them back in the squad again.


SP0oONY

Inject this in my veins. The World Cup was shite compared to watching Newcatle.


LIKE-I-GIVE-A-FUCK-

Wc had everyone stuck with watching that argentine bum, almiron in newcastle is where its at.


WisconsinSpermCheese

Macallister isn't that bad.


jollyjonney

Scotland weren't there laaaaaad


WisconsinSpermCheese

They adn't score any faaaackkkiing gowls


HiThereImNat

Imagine telling someone this 4 years ago


BrainlessArch

He just cant stop


MTG_History

I feel sorry for him - there he was just trying to have a quiet game, ease himself back into the Premiership, and then that happens to him. Poor lad just can’t stop scoring.


UnderpantsGnomezz

Paraguayan Messi


Cammy_J19

Messi is just an Argentine Miggy you mean.


glenn1812

Messi is the Argentinian Almiron


TheLimeyLemmon

The Messi era is over. The Almiron era begins.


spooki_boogey

The Almiron Era was on a short hiatus to ensure Messi's moment wasn't eclipsed


KennyOmegaSardines

That's why he didn't do much effort letting Paraguay qualify in the WC. He doesn't wanna steal the thunder from the youngun Messi. Almigod is generous.


Tomstarkman

The little boy from somewhere in Paraguay


Beatlepy93

Asunción, Barrio San Pablo. A lovely (not so much in the night but definitely better than years ago) working class neighborhood. But most important, Miggy from Cerro Porteño.


GrassTastesBad1

He just can't stop scoring


Lewisisabamf

Premier league is back


TheJukeMan99

It’s taken 5 minutes but i’m back on the sack Rodgers boat. They haven’t even made one tackle???


[deleted]

Not including the one for the pen


TheJukeMan99

Correction: Successful tackle. That one was horrific he missed the ball so badly it’s almost laughable


majyboocs

Yeah it's quite reassuring when the penalty is so clear cut - really dumb challenge


oreohsehun

Happy birthday to my aunt Brenda Nout!!


kickassdumbman

Don't you miss the WC already when you didn't have to worry about Rodgers army?


gordonlock

Golden boot incoming


sjerpsjutter

I checked quickly to see if he was any close to becoming the top scorer and then got sweetly reminded that the robot still has more than double.


Notanothrshitthrow

That God damn beautiful Freak


2ndRoundEuroStash

Wtf is happening


_SSJeffo_

**Almiron**


freakedmind

Best South American player ever no cap


IronicHours

Messi was lucky Almiron wasn't playing in the world cup


Beatlepy93

Actually Argentina didn't beat us in qualifiers


PapiiPapiiPoom

So by default the best player ever


[deleted]

Mate, Peter Crouch is English. What are you on about?


billgluckman7

But he’s been capped for Paraguay?


honestlynotBG

🐐


Pidjesus

Luke Thomas is a league 1 level player


HughJarse8

^^ this, and Amartey


Hech15

Always said that he is not a good player or talent... Leicester fans keep telling me otherwise


[deleted]

Just another typical day for Almiron.


4ssteroid

Why is he playing like prime Hazard


ahouseofgold

watched him for 2 years in Atlanta, he's always had this in him


here4fantasy

I know it’s not even close to the level of quality… but with how thoroughly and comprehensively he dominated MLS, you had to believe he was capable of stretches like this at Newcastle


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

You guys and Newcastle got taken over around the same time and see the bloody difference holyshit! Oil clubs really do know their shit.


2ndRoundEuroStash

Tbf they haven’t spend 100m on a useless striker and don’t have the worst injury luck in the prem like we do. Idk if we’ve started the same lineup 2 times in a row all season


KennyOmegaSardines

Well our 76 mil striker got injured. And looks like he'll miss the rest of the season. Feelsbadman


Professional_Ladder

Isak? He'll be back in January.


PureArmadillo1730

He’s back in training and due to be back in the squad for the arsenal game. Not sure where the you got the information about rest of the season from?


2ndRoundEuroStash

Yeah our best player has played 1.5 premier league games this year smh. Not to mention, James, Chilwell, Fofana, Kovacic, Jorginho, and Koulibaly all spent weeks on the bench. Ever since the champions league run we’ve been the most injured team in England. It’s truly incredible how with our current squad with a fit Kante is one of the 5-7 best teams in the world. Without Kante we’re barely Europa quality. It’s insane how reliant we are on one player


felangi

Steve Bruce should be arrested


MichaelJWAshley

Let's send him back to Sunderland.


verytallperson1

there's a law against cruel and unusual punishments


PGCUnited

So, Miggy is walking the goals in now, is he?


CHILLI112

MIGGYS ON FIRE, YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED


[deleted]

bro what the fuck


MH18Foot

Death, taxes, Almiron keep scoring


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Best player in the league strikes again


D1794

What a fucking goal


Spursfan107

That was gorgeous


Zilllnaijaboy99

Weekly Almiron banger and chill is back boys


xepa105

Leicester fans 10 minutes ago; "I'm so excited, football is back!" Leicester fans now: "........"


HughJarse8

I don’t think any Leicester fan who checked our lineup was excited for this one


fenderdean13

So happy a former MLS player is playing top form for a big Premier League club


DABOSSROSS9

Ya it’s great to show new players coming in the path is real.


fenderdean13

Almiron, Alphonso Davies at Bayern, Tyler Adams at Leeds, if West Brom gets promoted for next season Diike. We have more who have yet to establish themselves for their European clubs like Gaga Solina, Will Turner, Pepi, Che, Pardes. The pipeline is starting to get bigger and as a MLS fan it’s great to see.


xxtoejamfootballxx

Brandon Aaronson and Jack Harrison on Leeds as well. Tim Ream also had a career day today.


beviwynns

Will Turner lol, I need some mls pirates of the Caribbean crossover


RisingSouth

It’s so fun watching him play the best version of his game. He’s doing a lot of the same things I got to see him so in Atlanta but on the highest stage, couldn’t be happier for him


Lgfualol

Bring back the world cup


Maleficent_Resolve44

That ship has sailed, you'll have to endure a year and a half of this before the euros.


joelintoninasda

WEEKLY ALMIRON BANGER


Dan27

Bruno to Miggy from that position has been absolute money all season.


supsip

Brazil really gave Guimaraes a chance for only 2 games! What a player he is controlling the game!


JD_Dojima

Tite is a bum and has no ball knowledge


DandyMike

What a mental goal. Since when did Newcastle become prime Barca?


beatski

Always has been


ben-hur-hur

Howe deserves manager of the season.


Joosh93

Tika taka was the entertainers but slowed down, tell me otherwise.


dilla506944

*Weekly Almiron Banger* flair plz thx


Arrozdruid

Great play


Skapanirxt

I just tuned in. What a run and what a goal!


andthentherewasderp

*chuckles* I’m in danger


fuckimbackonreddit9

Honey we’re all in danger


Its_ABR12

What a beauty of a man


Midnight_Maverick

I know its been said his game intelligence isn't the highest and that his best attribute is his work rate but I have to say I feel he's improved on the former quite considerably under Howe.


deception42

Holy shit


Gourmet17

Rogers has the boys back in form


BadBehaviour613

We are living in Almiron’s era.


Radthereptile

Almiron is great but it really feels like half his goals are set up by great bosses from Bruno G. Lad has transformed this team.


cheersdom

he still needs to be in the right position and space for the opportunity. they play well together, as simple as that


MClolo10

Where'd my 'weekly Almirón Banger' flair?


donniexc

HE’S BACK WTF


I_really_enjoy_beer

That is just beautiful movement by Almiron.


GoalaAmeobi

Proper footy is back lads


thebigmarvinski

replay doesn't do this justice, the build-up was excellent all the way through


[deleted]

Grealish has Miggy Almiron posters on his bedroom walls.


AbsolutXero

I thought we agreed no more Grealish references after the WC on Almiron posts.


Lacabloodclot9

r/soccer and overused jokes, what did you expect


Capt-Chopsticks

Tbf they are overused because you spend too much time here


October0095

But it keeps getting funnier the more he scores.


BadCogs

Tell that to Almiron.


pedroktp

Put it in the man city locker room


ripshitup

that smile


Chroniclezz

Hes legit better than grealish now 🤣


TheLimeyLemmon

Not a high bar to clear tbf


CosmicShrek14

Man I wish we got to see him at the world cup


SteinerElMagnifico42

Paraguay haven’t had a good squad since the 2010 gen, incredible how they made the quarters. If only Cardozo was playing now in his pomp it would have been great to see Almiron behind him


[deleted]

I think the biggest problems is how they choose managers , Paraguay play 7 world cups in a row with a conservative style and they wanted to change that style with managers like berizzo and this is the result


Ok_Profession_4011

Nah this is actually scary


LiamAddison

That was absolute filth from Miggy.


Scan_This_Barco-de

hasnt skipped a beat has he


mister_dupont

What the fuck, Newcastle.


Artistic-Buyer-3219

Yep, the Prem is officially back lads


walshygel

What a baller!


YamFor

This lad


EunhasThighs

look at him go


reddtedd2

That was sexy


blissedmind

I love Miggy ❤️


beatski

Like clockwork


crapsence

tiki-taka Mags


stophel

That was a very sexy goal


Purple_Plus

Great goal but absolutely terrible defending.


hafhaf93

Looking for first goal post. Found the second. Is this Newcastle ?


tottenhamnole

Is this Leicester being shit or Newcastle being amazing? Jesus.


technicolor62

Yes


buffalooo27

POTY is just gonna be between Almiron and Haaland isn't it


Smooth-Adeptness-302

Silky silky goal that. On another note will this team take a dip or will they make top 4


MaryadaPurshottam

Almironaldo


Modini

Great play by Newcastle and Almiron, but what the actual fuck is Leicester's defence doing? Bunch of statues.


Red_coats

It felt like someone paused the game but only he kept going.


wallahi_726

What the hell was that defense lol, looked like a training drill


TimingEzaBitch

Almiron the Almighty strikes again!


Stonewalled89

Of course he scores a banger


[deleted]

That is in no way a banger. It’s a beautiful goal, but banger is a term reserved for screamers, surely?


ConstructionSimple27

Banger is a term reserved for Almiron


buffayolo

Weekly Almiron banger


GunnerKnight

WAB


ecchi_yajur

Great team goal


[deleted]

100%, but I would never refer to a team goal as a banger unless the finish was like 25 yards out.


ecchi_yajur

Same


Alphabunsquad

It’s reserved for thundercunts, excuse me.


[deleted]

I feel like thundercunts are one step above bangers. Very few thundercunts scored in a season.


dph_abuse

Messi-esque


ZaDoruphin

The world isn't ready for a Newcastle title charge.


Own_Acanthocephala0

Almiron > Grealish


Automatic-Sky-7939

He’s gonna score more goals this season than Jack has scored in his entire premier league career. The comparison is just not fair to Jack.


Peak_District_hill

Haha we are back baby


ZestycloseAd9985

Where’s the “great goal” tag?


Boom_Xhaka_Laca

Real Madrid 150 million pound bid incoming


Confident_Rock7964

My godness


mofid222

Rodgers gotta worry.


MrFunkyFresh70

That was such a nice goal


Mammoth-Recording-35

Highlight should start from Pope’s distribution


WR1206

Baller.


Heavy_Cupcake_6246

He’s scoring like mad this season.


leleleledumdum

Almiron plays like nobody is stopping him at all


DABOSSROSS9

So silky smooth


Up_To_U

Alimiron worth more than 100 millions


ShootTillYouMiss

lol what World Cup break


andersonprice

Straight back to business


CGFROSTY

I miss watching him do this in Atlanta.


Outrageous--Anxiety

Damn he's good


theczarfromBG

That is one way to defend Leicester


ben-hur-hur

MLS representing on Boxing day.


Cowdude179

Best player in the league


RyanWilliams480

Leicester aren’t too great right now are they?


HughJarse8

You say that like we haven’t had 4 clean sheets and 13 points in our 6 games before this.


Purple_Plus

Getting 4 clean sheets with Amartey is quite impressive tbf.


HughJarse8

It really is an achievement in itself really.


RyanWilliams480

The World Cup is going to affect different teams I suppose. Still early in the game but Leicester do look off the pace right now


pejasto

13 points from their last six


Confident_Rock7964

Newcastle are just clearly better. Leicester is in great form.


AonghusMacKilkenny

... the top 6 is now the top 7