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I’ll admit that I’m pretty much only a football/soccer fan during the World Cup/Olympics and don’t really know much about the game, but he’s looked like our best player the last two matches.
He's not. It's either McKennie or Adams for sure. Ream has also been very solid.
But if you aren't into football it's hard to spot influential defense/midfielders. We choked out England and Wales' attacks (outside of a stupid foul by Zimmerman)
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Imagine telling someone 2 years ago that the geopolitics between the largest military power in the world and the Middle East is dependent on Sergino Dest not fucking up on the right wing
He was awful for milan early on, and still not great defensively, but we don’t win our last match against Fiorentina without him, he was fantastic, man of the match.
My favourite are the in race penalty threads. Some of the penalties are so predictable and obvious but fanboys/girls get up in arms that the Stewards have dared to penalise their drivers hopeless dive bomb or brake check.
Took one in the family jewels for the sake of his country. That’s the most goddamn patriotic goal we may ever see from Captain America. George Washington would be proud.
Traffic came to a standstill. Everyone inside the mall dropped their hotdogs and put a hand on their hearts. We all turned to face the American flag and those who couldn’t looked at the government issued photo of Pulisic in their wallets. A single tear rolled out of our right eye as it was confirmed by the priest through his gentle sobbing, Christian has scored. All is right with the world.
UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE #striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑 #jamesgang👑 #bronknows
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Pulisic gave up his first born for this
Probably his any born
No nut November
Someone took it way to literally
[Great Sacrifice]
died for his country for that goal
Give this man a Purple Heart
And some blue balls
his children are concussed
Turns out it’s really been football all along.
What a celebration
beautiful tribute to American soccer legend scott sterling
LMFAO
Bringing new meaning to the dead fish
Right in the nuts
Sacrificed two for one.
“Special two plums for one.”
Take 'em down to the farmers market!
*i can feel it muh pluuuums*
Let the boy watch.
Beautiful blueish hue, just ripe for the pickin
RIP US Golden Generation in 25 years
Fr this sacrifice will be felt
One ball in, two balls out.
scott sterling energy
Every victory requires a sacrifice
Falling Pulisic is best Pulisic
Murican' Mané
[Great balls]
America's balls
Lebron James at it again
I AM A WITNESS
[American] Sacktap
Rip kids
Americans don't fire blanks
Like Alec Baldwin
WORTH IT
Sacrificial 🐐
*frantically deletes all my comments shitting on Pulisic*
*Always rated him*
Soccer's coming home
Oof this upset me
let's all calm down before somebody gets hurt
My man was scoring this goal no matter what. https://gfycat.com/gloomyopulentamericanblackvulture
Sir, what are you doing out of the Braves subreddit?
https://gfycat.com/dampsmoggygoat
The Iranian bus has holes, nice goal
Sergenio Dest carving holes through the bus like a laser
What a game by him so far
It's DESTiny
They’re gonna play his birth country in RO16. Literally DESTiny.
Most valuable player on the pitch first half
He's been great all World Cup
Love him playing basically as a forward
I’ll admit that I’m pretty much only a football/soccer fan during the World Cup/Olympics and don’t really know much about the game, but he’s looked like our best player the last two matches.
It’s ironic cause everyone thought he’d be a liability in defense but he’s been a revelation
Yeah and you can really see the drop in quality when anyone else is subbed in, possibly the biggest drop in quality between players in any position.
Can’t be a liability on defense when you’re only playing offense
He's not. It's either McKennie or Adams for sure. Ream has also been very solid. But if you aren't into football it's hard to spot influential defense/midfielders. We choked out England and Wales' attacks (outside of a stupid foul by Zimmerman)
Musah has been very good too. Really the US midfield has been the team’s overwhelming strength which might be for the first time in history
Open the door or I break the window vibes
HAD TO BE HIM
Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
[<3](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35nr0pQ571qf73tt.gif)
Just reimagining that scene but it's just a character sacrificing their dick
Mordin Solus, bravely putting his cloaca on the line.
Please never say the word Cloaca again
The people deserve to know.
:'(
Shame. Would’ve liked to run tests on seashells
But at what cost???
His children
Sacrificing World Cup 2046 for World Cup 2022
Indeed! But now I fear if he’s *really* injured…hope it’s not the case…
I think he’ll be ok. Just took a nut shot
Americas nuts died for this moment
A minute in and we're at 21 awards
130 and going up
RIP Reddit (and Pulisic's nuts)
"Today I feel sterile" * Christian Pulisic
LMAO that has to be my favorite soccer meme now.
Reddit and Pulisic's nuts : 😫 PSGAcadamey : 😎
Does he get revenue from posting?
Presumably some ad revenue from the video hosting site? Also enough awards to have centuries of reddit premium
Reddit Gold and Platinum can be used to get reddit premium (ad-free and some other perks). I don't think he gets any proper money (unless the page he uploads them on is monetized, but I don't remember seeing any adds so I doubt it)
Man Pulisic took a hit there. Great ball from McKennie though and a great cross from Dest. Hope Pulisic is okay. That did not look good
I know we’re all talking about “balls lol”…but shit dude, I hope he’s not concussed…or even worse, has something broken in his body…
I had a teammate take a knee to the body from a keeper coming out recklessly, and it ruptured his *spleen*. Was in the hospital for a week.
Did look more lower body at least. Didn't see any indication it was his head. But ya super concerning.
Pulisic sacrificed himself for the finish, but that goal is all in Dest. Absolutely magnificent to bring that down with the head
Tbh McKinney's pass wasn't too shabby either. Team goal really.
Dest has been incredible. One might say he is the best
Pulisic making runs into the box https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/028/973/ralph.jpg
#HE DIED FOR OUR SINS
Busted a nut so US fans could bust theirs
Law of equivalent exchange
Puli took No Nut November to a new level
His children did*
Millions of pulisic jrs slaughtered 😤
He is a Christian
Nuts of god
The Cock Shot! …don’t use that out of context…
Ice those nuts actually means something today
My 1 year old grabbed the remote and turned off the TV during the buildup lol
[American Goal]
Kind of a touchdown
personal foul, on the defense, roughing the passer. Penalty is declined.
"Giving him the business"
“The entire right side of the line was not on the line of scrimmage”
Lol a classic call, that ones gonna go over a lot of heads in here
Result of the play is a touchdown. [raises arms]
for sure, took it into the endzone
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[American Nuts]
dear lord
Imagine telling someone 2 years ago that the geopolitics between the largest military power in the world and the Middle East is dependent on Sergino Dest not fucking up on the right wing
Iran playing for a draw is also stupid , I swear it never worked this world cup
That’s always a curse
Been saying this since after the Wales game. apparently Quieroz is too dumb to understand.
As an Egyptian I can confirm. He's not a bad manager but he really could grow a pair.
I don’t it ever has in the history of football
He’s been great going forward all 3 games but I shit my pants when he has to defend.
He was awful for milan early on, and still not great defensively, but we don’t win our last match against Fiorentina without him, he was fantastic, man of the match.
The right wing has been a problem for us historically
MOM I WAS HERE
GOLD GOLD GOLD
PSGAcademy about to be a millionaire
You can see the awards from space
Whenever I have a bad day I remember that there are people out there that have spent money on Reddit awards and then I don't feel so bad anymore
reddit most awarded post coming right up
Who needs oil money when you’ve got Reddit award money
PSG academy gonna buy Liverpool with all of the Reddit goal for real
Imagine if this happened during the England match
THE LEBRON JAMES OF SOCCER
THE ACTUAL CAPTAIN AMERICA.
THATS AMERICAS NUTS RIGHT THERE
WE"RE GONNA WIN THE SOCCER SUPERBOWL
Scot Sterling irl
HES TAKING US TO THE SOCCER LOMBARDI
MY STREAM IS SLOW IS THIS REAL
Reddit servers go brrrrr
It had to happen at some point
They’re making bank today
PSGAcadamey is a rich man today
Here for the party!!
LE
BRON
JAMESSSSSS
OF
SOCCER
LeCaptain
Rang his Liberty Bells
pulisic the god died so karma could be farmed. hero
Pulisic should have gotten an "And 1" on that. Goal plus penalty.
Rip r/all
Are we even on all? I thought they removed the soccer subreddit from there.
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Understandable, the F1 subreddit goes to hell everytime a post hits all.
F1 bordering football toxicity without hitting all anyway, those merc rb we went motor racing threads were legendary
My favourite are the in race penalty threads. Some of the penalties are so predictable and obvious but fanboys/girls get up in arms that the Stewards have dared to penalise their drivers hopeless dive bomb or brake check.
why though?
idiots flood this sub
"the thing about arsenal..." Every fucking time.
Reddit nerds and them endlessly making the same goddamn joke all the time is a match made in my personal hell.
Nope, still removed
Yeah we aren’t (thank heavens)
r/soccer is removed from r/all, the mods made it so it doesnt appear there anymore
This sub is not on /r/all
I don't think r/soccer posts can get on r/all
THOSE ARE AMERICA'S NUTS
Incoming 4 years from now… “Reddit’s top post 4 years ago was from r/soccer”
As we celebrate our back to back World Cup titles I’ll remember this moment as the moment that started it all
Took one in the family jewels for the sake of his country. That’s the most goddamn patriotic goal we may ever see from Captain America. George Washington would be proud.
Traffic came to a standstill. Everyone inside the mall dropped their hotdogs and put a hand on their hearts. We all turned to face the American flag and those who couldn’t looked at the government issued photo of Pulisic in their wallets. A single tear rolled out of our right eye as it was confirmed by the priest through his gentle sobbing, Christian has scored. All is right with the world.
God bless America 🇺🇲
What is this Croatian accent bullshit in my Captain America's name? Mods do something
Poolishick
Kris Poolstick
The Great Melting Pot we learned about in school. Literally any last name could be an American name at this point.
Pretty sure Pulisic himself has said that even though according to traditional pronunciation, it would be Pyoo-li-sich, his family pronounce Puh-lisik
Dot from Dest
Pulisic: WE’RE GONNA CALL YOU EYE-RAN
👁️🏃
UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE #striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑 #jamesgang👑 #bronknows
BRONK
Lmfaoooooo , not the LeBron James Instagram captions
Lebron told Dest to go for the header in that position Bc he knew Pulisic would be able to put it away
LeBron knew Spain would score 6 against CR but then they scored 7 and even he was surprised.
LeLeBronJamesOfSoccer
Lebron - “ i told pulisic to wear a cup today, knew he’d take the keepers knee to the jewels after his 38th minute goal”
KIDFROMQATAR
My favorite part was when Pulisic said 'it's Lebronin time' and he Lebron'd all over those guys
Soccer's coming home.
THATS THE DICK OF FREEDOM!
McKennie with that super silky butter ball pass to start it. 🤌
Put his future kids on the line for the country
Touchdown baby!
Reddit Devs gonna dine like royals tonight
You just can hear a bald eagle when the ball went in.