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gh0st_

Pulisic gave up his first born for this


LiveForMeow

Probably his any born


[deleted]

No nut November


TheSwazzer

Someone took it way to literally


Infinite303

[Great Sacrifice]


GreatSpaniard

died for his country for that goal


pollo_yollo

Give this man a Purple Heart


AngstChild

And some blue balls


SarcasticCroissant

his children are concussed


TheOrangeFutbol

Turns out it’s really been football all along.


MagicMagMM

What a celebration


deepwebteddy

beautiful tribute to American soccer legend scott sterling


Afl4c

LMFAO


nothingreallymatic

Bringing new meaning to the dead fish


_SSJeffo_

Right in the nuts


AyanC

Sacrificed two for one.


mnblackfyre410

“Special two plums for one.”


connellyy

Take 'em down to the farmers market!


mr_popcorn

*i can feel it muh pluuuums*


A_Humpier_Rogue

Let the boy watch.


Impulse4811

Beautiful blueish hue, just ripe for the pickin


DiseaseRidden

RIP US Golden Generation in 25 years


SomethingSuss

Fr this sacrifice will be felt


watanabelover69

One ball in, two balls out.


TehAlpacalypse

scott sterling energy


Off_Topic_Oswald

Every victory requires a sacrifice


DetBabyLegs

Falling Pulisic is best Pulisic


DelverOfSeacrest

Murican' Mané


Qurutin

[Great balls]


Otterable

America's balls


vireshwarsidhu

Lebron James at it again


UnimpressedAsshole

I AM A WITNESS


ItsHartime

[American] Sacktap


qwrdsfkb

Rip kids


FutilityInfielder

Americans don't fire blanks


Squid_Contestant_69

Like Alec Baldwin


Number333

WORTH IT


shellfish87

Sacrificial 🐐


The_Astros_Cheated

*frantically deletes all my comments shitting on Pulisic*


achilles-_-23

*Always rated him*


FunchPalcon

Soccer's coming home


Ollietron3000

Oof this upset me


ImFunNow

let's all calm down before somebody gets hurt


handlit33

My man was scoring this goal no matter what. https://gfycat.com/gloomyopulentamericanblackvulture


Nighthawk0430

Sir, what are you doing out of the Braves subreddit?


handlit33

https://gfycat.com/dampsmoggygoat


Mystery1887

The Iranian bus has holes, nice goal


shellfish87

Sergenio Dest carving holes through the bus like a laser


EdwEd1

What a game by him so far


FireflyCaptain

It's DESTiny


JacenJones

They’re gonna play his birth country in RO16. Literally DESTiny.


patricktherat

Most valuable player on the pitch first half


Oh_my_Butt

He's been great all World Cup


10000Didgeridoos

Love him playing basically as a forward


OutsideTheServiceBox

I’ll admit that I’m pretty much only a football/soccer fan during the World Cup/Olympics and don’t really know much about the game, but he’s looked like our best player the last two matches.


cthulhu5

It’s ironic cause everyone thought he’d be a liability in defense but he’s been a revelation


zack77070

Yeah and you can really see the drop in quality when anyone else is subbed in, possibly the biggest drop in quality between players in any position.


thediesel26

Can’t be a liability on defense when you’re only playing offense


Docxm

He's not. It's either McKennie or Adams for sure. Ream has also been very solid. But if you aren't into football it's hard to spot influential defense/midfielders. We choked out England and Wales' attacks (outside of a stupid foul by Zimmerman)


off_by_two

Musah has been very good too. Really the US midfield has been the team’s overwhelming strength which might be for the first time in history


DatDominican

Open the door or I break the window vibes


Cucumberino

HAD TO BE HIM


DirtyMerlin

Someone else might have gotten it wrong.


JackieMortes

[<3](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35nr0pQ571qf73tt.gif)


leftysarepeople2

Just reimagining that scene but it's just a character sacrificing their dick


KiriNotes

Mordin Solus, bravely putting his cloaca on the line.


OathOfTheWhoratii

Please never say the word Cloaca again


KiriNotes

The people deserve to know.


Fells

:'(


TheDJZ

Shame. Would’ve liked to run tests on seashells


tvchase

But at what cost???


Iswaterreallywet

His children


ManShutUp

Sacrificing World Cup 2046 for World Cup 2022


Zloggt

Indeed! But now I fear if he’s *really* injured…hope it’s not the case…


CommodoreN7

I think he’ll be ok. Just took a nut shot


TrioxR4lnn

Americas nuts died for this moment


FinalFrash

A minute in and we're at 21 awards


MrEzquerro

130 and going up


ExpertVentriloquist

RIP Reddit (and Pulisic's nuts)


SubspaceEmbassy

"Today I feel sterile" * Christian Pulisic


MightyCaseyStruckOut

LMAO that has to be my favorite soccer meme now.


achilles-_-23

Reddit and Pulisic's nuts : 😫 PSGAcadamey : 😎


lettersputtogether

Does he get revenue from posting?


NobiLi-ty

Presumably some ad revenue from the video hosting site? Also enough awards to have centuries of reddit premium


miri258

Reddit Gold and Platinum can be used to get reddit premium (ad-free and some other perks). I don't think he gets any proper money (unless the page he uploads them on is monetized, but I don't remember seeing any adds so I doubt it)


NeverSober1900

Man Pulisic took a hit there. Great ball from McKennie though and a great cross from Dest. Hope Pulisic is okay. That did not look good


Zloggt

I know we’re all talking about “balls lol”…but shit dude, I hope he’s not concussed…or even worse, has something broken in his body…


slashermax

I had a teammate take a knee to the body from a keeper coming out recklessly, and it ruptured his *spleen*. Was in the hospital for a week.


NeverSober1900

Did look more lower body at least. Didn't see any indication it was his head. But ya super concerning.


WhiskeyFF

Pulisic sacrificed himself for the finish, but that goal is all in Dest. Absolutely magnificent to bring that down with the head


sn0skier

Tbh McKinney's pass wasn't too shabby either. Team goal really.


Whale_Scrotum

Dest has been incredible. One might say he is the best


Pseudocaesar

Pulisic making runs into the box https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/028/973/ralph.jpg


Equitaurus

#HE DIED FOR OUR SINS


Fugacity-

Busted a nut so US fans could bust theirs


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Law of equivalent exchange


eddiedeli

Puli took No Nut November to a new level


305-til-i-786

His children did*


Bee_lrl

Millions of pulisic jrs slaughtered 😤


[deleted]

He is a Christian


margatsni_1

Nuts of god


Zloggt

The Cock Shot! …don’t use that out of context…


djkamayo

Ice those nuts actually means something today


OTO-Nate

My 1 year old grabbed the remote and turned off the TV during the buildup lol


HowHeStandOn10Perc

[American Goal]


mafiared

Kind of a touchdown


[deleted]

personal foul, on the defense, roughing the passer. Penalty is declined.


cheese_weasel22

"Giving him the business"


69millionyeartrip

“The entire right side of the line was not on the line of scrimmage”


707royalty

Lol a classic call, that ones gonna go over a lot of heads in here


ThePevster

Result of the play is a touchdown. [raises arms]


Shimmi

for sure, took it into the endzone


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[удалено]


sergechewbacca

[American Nuts]


Harkoncito

dear lord


TheBrownMamba8

Imagine telling someone 2 years ago that the geopolitics between the largest military power in the world and the Middle East is dependent on Sergino Dest not fucking up on the right wing


EggplantBusiness

Iran playing for a draw is also stupid , I swear it never worked this world cup


ActuallyJohnTerry

That’s always a curse


leo-samael

Been saying this since after the Wales game. apparently Quieroz is too dumb to understand.


mu_rrissey

As an Egyptian I can confirm. He's not a bad manager but he really could grow a pair.


bigmt99

I don’t it ever has in the history of football


handsomesharkman

He’s been great going forward all 3 games but I shit my pants when he has to defend.


neverfinishedanythi

He was awful for milan early on, and still not great defensively, but we don’t win our last match against Fiorentina without him, he was fantastic, man of the match.


admiralgoodtimes

The right wing has been a problem for us historically


bubblecard

MOM I WAS HERE


Glympse12

GOLD GOLD GOLD


whatyoumakeit

PSGAcademy about to be a millionaire


MillorTime

You can see the awards from space


ohnoitsthetruth

Whenever I have a bad day I remember that there are people out there that have spent money on Reddit awards and then I don't feel so bad anymore


CoolJoshido

reddit most awarded post coming right up


Super_DAC

Who needs oil money when you’ve got Reddit award money


SignificanceBulky417

PSG academy gonna buy Liverpool with all of the Reddit goal for real


xNewts

Imagine if this happened during the England match


SPammingisGood

THE LEBRON JAMES OF SOCCER


TheRegulu

THE ACTUAL CAPTAIN AMERICA.


Bee_lrl

THATS AMERICAS NUTS RIGHT THERE


egg_mugg23

WE"RE GONNA WIN THE SOCCER SUPERBOWL


FunchPalcon

Scot Sterling irl


JvHffsPnt

HES TAKING US TO THE SOCCER LOMBARDI


jrlandry

MY STREAM IS SLOW IS THIS REAL


Opera_Phantom

Reddit servers go brrrrr


LafilduPoseidon

It had to happen at some point


Cryptic_E

They’re making bank today


achilles-_-23

PSGAcadamey is a rich man today


boris-d-animal

Here for the party!!


nasserKoeter

LE


JMoormann

BRON


HarriboMac

JAMESSSSSS


JilJungJukk

OF


rohank171

SOCCER


LachsFilet

LeCaptain


Medarco

Rang his Liberty Bells


wssrfsh

pulisic the god died so karma could be farmed. hero


PRpitohead

Pulisic should have gotten an "And 1" on that. Goal plus penalty.


GNeiva

Rip r/all


aaaaaaadjsf

Are we even on all? I thought they removed the soccer subreddit from there.


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aaaaaaadjsf

Understandable, the F1 subreddit goes to hell everytime a post hits all.


Bee_lrl

F1 bordering football toxicity without hitting all anyway, those merc rb we went motor racing threads were legendary


aaaaaaadjsf

My favourite are the in race penalty threads. Some of the penalties are so predictable and obvious but fanboys/girls get up in arms that the Stewards have dared to penalise their drivers hopeless dive bomb or brake check.


Deluxefish

why though?


pixelkipper

idiots flood this sub


Jackanova3

"the thing about arsenal..." Every fucking time.


JCBDoesGaming

Reddit nerds and them endlessly making the same goddamn joke all the time is a match made in my personal hell.


Statistician_

Nope, still removed


sidaeinjae

Yeah we aren’t (thank heavens)


StarTicYT

r/soccer is removed from r/all, the mods made it so it doesnt appear there anymore


eightpackflabs

This sub is not on /r/all


avolcando

I don't think r/soccer posts can get on r/all


hockeyking655

THOSE ARE AMERICA'S NUTS


xXDireLegendXx

Incoming 4 years from now… “Reddit’s top post 4 years ago was from r/soccer”


socal_sportsball_bro

As we celebrate our back to back World Cup titles I’ll remember this moment as the moment that started it all


FireballHangover

Took one in the family jewels for the sake of his country. That’s the most goddamn patriotic goal we may ever see from Captain America. George Washington would be proud.


_IscoATX

Traffic came to a standstill. Everyone inside the mall dropped their hotdogs and put a hand on their hearts. We all turned to face the American flag and those who couldn’t looked at the government issued photo of Pulisic in their wallets. A single tear rolled out of our right eye as it was confirmed by the priest through his gentle sobbing, Christian has scored. All is right with the world.


SaizoCfc

God bless America 🇺🇲


thesecondfire

What is this Croatian accent bullshit in my Captain America's name? Mods do something


StrudelB

Poolishick


thesecondfire

Kris Poolstick


mrtrollmaster

The Great Melting Pot we learned about in school. Literally any last name could be an American name at this point.


Torbinator3000

Pretty sure Pulisic himself has said that even though according to traditional pronunciation, it would be Pyoo-li-sich, his family pronounce Puh-lisik


LarryKoofer43

Dot from Dest


sidaeinjae

Pulisic: WE’RE GONNA CALL YOU EYE-RAN


Chrisixx

👁️🏃


RubberToe1996

UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE #striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑 #jamesgang👑 #bronknows


thesecondfire

BRONK


arvindanar7

Lmfaoooooo , not the LeBron James Instagram captions


Whacky-Tobaccy

Lebron told Dest to go for the header in that position Bc he knew Pulisic would be able to put it away


hungrymutherfucker

LeBron knew Spain would score 6 against CR but then they scored 7 and even he was surprised.


Bird_and_Dog

LeLeBronJamesOfSoccer


western_motel

Lebron - “ i told pulisic to wear a cup today, knew he’d take the keepers knee to the jewels after his 38th minute goal”


hiphopdowntheblock

KIDFROMQATAR


notonetojudge

My favorite part was when Pulisic said 'it's Lebronin time' and he Lebron'd all over those guys


WorldDuck22

Soccer's coming home.


millysoilly

THATS THE DICK OF FREEDOM!


PattyIceNY

McKennie with that super silky butter ball pass to start it. 🤌


scrapsbypap

Put his future kids on the line for the country


RecklessJay

Touchdown baby!


VikiVirus13

Reddit Devs gonna dine like royals tonight


Aramestio

You just can hear a bald eagle when the ball went in.