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Mr_Fly1

How did he even get to that ball with 2 Qatari defenders right in front of him, lol


bgomez671

Anybody who has watched Frenkie's goals with Barça knows that Frenkie always scores like this


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This is the classic Frenkie goal. You wouldn't expect it based on his general profile and skillset, but he gets to those rebounds in the box really well.


DutchSupremacy

VanGaalBall going undefeated


TheLimeyLemmon

Too much horniness for modest Qatar


Pleasemakesense

Horny is haram


dkmegg22

Actually in a heterosexual marriage it's halal and women have the right to pleasure "Both spouses share this ruling of deriving sexual pleasure, for just as the wife is lawful for the husband, her husband is also lawful for her.”


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MahomesMccaffrey

Golden willy LVG!!!


T_elic

Isn't this like legit his 60th match in a row where he goes undefeated, penalties not counting?


GoinXwell1

I'm pretty sure the last NT game he lost was that ill-fated qualifying match against Ireland in 2001. EDIT: I'm wrong, last loss was a friendly against France on the way to the 2014 WC.


nuvo_reddit

Never underestimate LVG. With any other Holland coach, this team may not have qualified group stage. Wishing Dutch team all the best. May they go to SF stage and do some upsets.


SphinxIIIII

Defending ☕


prince_pisspants

I generally hate the phrase "he wanted it more," but it's hard not to make that argument here.


FoxOntheRun99

If you watch the slo-mo replay, the Qatar defender had to concentrate so hard by going through the step by step movements in executing that motion of a clearance. de Jong on the under hand came in like a wrecking ball.


fatkidseatcake

Literally the best example here I feel like.


Zloggt

Qatari defenders with the “assist”!


Maisolkappa

can someone explain the cup emoji?


alice_s_jabberwocky

Defenders drinking coffee watching footy game


sleeping4koala

The ref defense more than the Qatar backlines.


patw420

Get in Frenkie


DomineeringDrake

what is that defence? you get better defence in conference league.


Subbutton

Qatar wouldn't make it in the conference leauge


ThePr1d3

That squad peaked way too early


manualex16

Nobody told the defender to cover the ball.


Bobskeee

this pedro guy's controller disconnected


hornpub1818

Well you have teams like Roma, Marseille and Tottenham in the Conference League. Those are all a million times better than Qatar.


JGlover92

Think he means the National League which used to be, and sometimes still is, referred to as the Conference. Easy mistake


momspaghetty

I thought he was talking about the Conference (aka National League) and he still would've been right


DomineeringDrake

I was talking about the english conference tbf. though i think it changed names to national league a while ago.


yhrn

And mighty Djurgården!


GibbyGoldfisch

qatar.exe has stopped working


luckychuckyxd

Completely unaware lol


Imbasauce

Great save. Shame defenders were asleep.


watanabelover69

Right… shame…


NotJustTheMenace

Qatar defense is so bad. Shit goal but I take it.


Appel_Stroop

We finally completed our goal of walking it in


aTapdancingTaco

Frenkie's brain: 'should've assisted someone'


blahs44

Qatar is the worst world cup team of all time


PM_something_German

Saudis 2002. North Korea 2010. And these are only the ones I remember, I'm sure there have been even more shambolic ones throughout history.


[deleted]

Panama 2018 were pretty terrible. VAR basically killed their defensive tactics they used in qualification. Going back further Zaire (1974) have the worst record of a world cup team though they were being threatened by a dictator back home so maybe not so fair to include them.


Dot_main_irl

Bolivia (1950) played 1 game at the world cup finals, an 0-8 loss to Uruguay


backelie

South Korea 1954, played 2 games, lost 0-9 and 0-7.


mtown4ever

The Greek team in 1994 was absolute trash. I saw them play Bulgaria and they looked lost on the pitch. They got beaten a combined 10-0 (Nigeria, Bulgaria and Argentina). Hard to believe they won the Euros 10 years later.


PM_something_German

Also funny since they qualified over Portugal, England, Denmark, Czechoslovakia and France. They had luck when the groups were drawn but they also even got first in their qualifying group.


kyr004

It was a famously poorly prepared and motivated team. They came to the USA for vacation and were more interested in sightseeing than in being professional on the pitch. That WC for Greece is famous for the coach's implosion in the dressing room urging the players to shoot (lol). Amazing that we managed to win the Euros a decade later.


WeaknessOne9646

Having watched that WC I honestly think China were worse


PM_something_German

The AFC have really come far since just 20 years ago, even if they also still have a long way to go.


WeaknessOne9646

Yeah tbh as much as this Qatar team sucks they are way better than 2002 China or Saudi Arabia in that they actually have chances every now and then and don't let 4+ through Though that WC may have been a bit of an anomaly for AFC. Not sure how qualifying works with hosts in a confederation but if AFC got extra spots due to having 2 teams auto qualify as hosts it makes sense why some teams that didn't belong got in


PM_something_German

Well they get 2.5 more spots (as many as today) and had a qualifier. In that qualifier China and Saudi outperformed Iran and UAE.


Spitshine_my_nutsack

North Korea won the 2010 world cup what do you mean?


RuubGullit

Who is downvoting this lol


eoin62

USA in 1998 was also pretty terrible. (I say this as a proud American, though I may be a little biased by my profound disappointment with that team.)


RuubGullit

“Of all time” became so meaningless lately lol


KJones77

2010 North Korea though


WeaknessOne9646

2-1 against Brazil was pretty good There is nothing Qatar has done that could be considered "pretty good"


SphinxIIIII

They had 20 good minutes against Senegal, but that would probably be more on Senegal falling asleep


certi-lost-boy

Tbf their goal they scored was well worked


motherofbuddha

wdym? the great leader said we won it all that year?


Number333

Nah... you didn't watch those Honduran teams from the 2010s...


LilyWhiteClaw

They at least drew Switzerland in 2010 which caused them to miss the next round


BeardedGirl

Those Honduran teams would easily beat Qatar. They qualified to the WC for a reason.


DeckardsDark

didn't Qatar win the Asia Cup over Japan a couple years ago? not that Asia is a powerhouse for football, but it's still impressive


CRoseCrizzle

Yeah that was weird when they won that Asian Cup. It seems like they've regressed since or maybe overachieved back then.


Screw_Pandas

Pressure and lack of match fitness since the players haven't played a competitive match in 3 months.


Jay_TThomas

I mean Qatar had some achievements before this world cup


Macducci

Qatar reach the semifinals of the Gold Cup


wooden-mEaT

Idk that backup US team that beat them would not fare well in the WC


Roseradeismylady

North American teams haven't exactly been represented well here in Qatar though


Jay_TThomas

Okay but they’re comparing them to Honduras so it’s relevant that Qatar did well in a concacaf tournament


teagwo

Reason is CONCACAF qualifiers probably


PM_something_German

They qualified in CONCACAF. Qatar also got third/fourth when they played in the CONCACAF Gold Cup.


aveniner

You are probably mistaking with 2014 Honuras, 2010 wasnt that bad, even got a draw


Fer107

Honduras got a draw with switzerland in 2010, what are you talking about


Zloggt

And yet…they still somehow managed to score a goal too! That’s…a lot more than what other teams can say…shocking


julianhache

1 goal more than Mexico!


GreatSpaniard

2010 North Korea and 2002 Saudi Arabia


greezyo

Absolutely not


Stuarridge

Until North Korea


Mcool18

Defending is optional


PengwinOnShroom

Basically if any nation has next to no chance to qualify for a world cup it ain't good enough. They got the money so they're in. Although yes I do realize they have won the Asian Cup.


aveniner

How is this upvoted? 2010 North Korea, 2014 Honduras, 2018 Panama, just from recent WCs...


Mick4Audi

Qatar bad


justdevine

But best hosts of all time 🙄


1slinkydink1

they didn't execute that pitch invader, so I guess that's something.


KillForFood

2002 Saudi Arabia 🫶🏻


Tr0nCatKTA

Saudi Arabia 2002


ThePr1d3

Peaked way too early


Gweedoke

Lekker ingelopen pik


Niirai

Poetry


Banana_Cake1

Pikkie hoor


kevints98

BANGERS ONLY


delidl

Klaassen is moving like prime Iniesta this WC Same hairline as well


MattSR30

Form is temporary, Klaas is permanent.


Erik876

Scoring against Spain in the final👀


ActuallyJohnTerry

One of the most underrated players out there for me Incredibly good link up play


[deleted]

You shouldn't drink that much during the day


delidl

Yeah sorry, Klaassen is obviously clear of Iniesta


[deleted]

Just sober up dude


teddy_bear626

First host country to end up with 0 points, love to see it.


dragon8811

FRENKIE de Goat


D1794

All the United lads scoring recently


Esmelliw

Paid attention to the lessons from Lewa


--Bazinga--

Sliding it in with a smile on his face…


mattijn13

Let's go Frenkie! Nu erop en erover!


TuvixWasMurderedR1P

Qatar is such trash.


ThefrozenOstrich

Qatar is literally the worst team I have ever seen at a World Cup


wysmandoingthis

Die gaat er wel in


Kalavrios

That is just appalling defending in reacting to the second ball.


SomethingSuss

Slaughtered lmafo


SomewhereExisting121

qatar defense is a fucking joke well done Frenkie


ForeverHotSpot

Barca should buy him


Valencia4eva

Some quality Qatari defending right there.


crowd79

Qatar really are getting 0 points total in 3 matches from hosting a World Cup. Embarrassing


AlwaysRepeat

They could ve qualified if they had to play Wales, USA, Iran, England


letsnotbedumb

Classic frenkie goal


Artistic-Buyer-3219

Get battered Qatar


dohhhnut

Ten hag is going to ask Tim Cook for £300M in January isn’t he


mtown4ever

Qatar has no business hosting the WC, but they're team has no business sniffing the used boots of the other teams in the WC. What a sham that they're even on the pitch against any of these teams. The fact that they are ranked 11 spots better than Ghana is an absolute joke.


Best_Cook

While “the best midfielders in the world” are ghosting for France or sitting bench for them..


IwishIwasGoku

Which French midfielder in this team does anyone call the best in the world lmao


TheRealYVT

The United players continuing to come up with the goods in this game too!


hlben10

This GK legit might be the worst World Cup GK ever.


donaldino-008

21 can you do something for me


javierich0

I hope he leaves Barca, he's their best midfielder and they still love to shit on him.


virtualclix

He doesnt want to leave.


javierich0

He surely seems to talk about how much La Porta and the club tried to fuck him over, that's not someone who's staying the long run does. He's gonna finish his contract and go to the Premier League.


marker023

["When I play, it's great, and in terms of living there, life is perfect. I see myself at Barcelona for as long as possible. I would personally hope for another eight or 10 years."](https://www.espn.com/soccer/soccer-transfers/story/4808048/frenkie-de-jong-wants-10-year-barcelona-stay-despite-tension-with-board)


virtualclix

United begged him to sign in the summer but he didnt want to leave.


javierich0

Not on a free with massive sing in bonus, also, it was United. Lol


ben-hur-hur

ooof let's start the party


BohRhapTrap

Frenkie +20 mil?


LilyWhiteClaw

Man Qatar are straight ass


PredatorReborn

Pure comedy


jpp1jpp1

Controller disconnected


Kyanitektsn

most acommodating hosts ever, gave all in their group free 3 points


Consistent_Time_2489

This guy fucks


xc2215x

Glad to see De Jong get the goal to give Netherlands the two goal lead.


italiqbg

Qatar gonna break even more records this world cup. Truly inspirational


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Qatar squad: great at acting like they're hurt, dogshit at football.


Lifetime_Tkn

This defense isn't even funny anymore🤦🏻


ProfCedar

MLS defending?


mr_popcorn

Search: "QatariDefense.exe" Result: Not Found


NDN2021

Going to be so hilarious with the hosts potentially 32nd/32.


hobbitonsunshine

Qatari defenders were moving in slow motion.


urinatingangels

Frenk the tenk


[deleted]

Reminder qatar somehow won the Asia (+Australia) cup


FootmanFrenzy

Defenders: 'Should we clear this ball that bounced off our keeper in front of the goal? Nah, no reason to hurry'


gentmick

This frankie guy seems pretty good, wonder if we can use him to replace our retiring busquet :/


Super_Goomba64

100 billion for only 1 world cup goal total, most expensive goal ever


Agile-Goat-137

Tap in Je Dong