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sidaeinjae

Cameroon manager has to think of a completely different halftime talk now


No-Shoe5382

Just noticed the Cameroon manager is Rigobert Song lol. I'm old enough to remember him being an absolutely diabolical right back for Liverpool in the early 2000s. We swapped him with West Ham for Daniel Sjolund who was even worse. He was the subject of one of my favourite player chants though "We've only got one Song"


Nazario3

Remember him to be somewhat solid and pretty well-liked while being with Cologne. Although I just looked it up and apparently he was only here for half a season 😂 Thought it was significantly longer, so maybe he was also not that solid after all, seeing Cologne got relegated that season.


screwPutin69

He has 2 red cards at WC finals too lol


[deleted]

I miss when Liverpool used to play meme players. Song, Heskey, Baros (although he wasn't as bad), Carragher (own goal machine), Ally Cissokho, Konchesky, Carrol.


Sputniki

Heskey wasn’t so bad. He was what Liverpool needed alongside Owen for many games. He played a ton for them


raizen0106

you can be a meme player without being very bad lol. like rudiger for chelsea, lovren for liverpool, or fred for manu


Pervizzz

[Obligatory](https://vimeo.com/92846254)


zvomicidalmaniac

Bless you for posting this, friend. ❤️❤️


iceman58796

Can't forget Djimi Traore & Aquilani


aaaaaaadjsf

Aquilani will still come good one day, I'm telling you! Gerrard replacement.


archersrevenge

>Djimi Traore £500k for a backheel own goal.


aaaaaaadjsf

You forgot about Christian Poulsen, Ryan Babel and the OG Greek Scouser, Sotirios Kyrgiakos. Yea...


donteto

Can he, though? I just read that Onana was punished for questioning him


Psychomantis200

They got fucked because of it.


pedrorq

Not sure any of the goals is the keeper's fault


MosF94

A top keeper possibly saves the second


pedrorq

Yeah that's true. Still more the defenders fault for letting him shoot from there tho


JoeWim

Agreed. He hopped forward with both feet and got caught completely flat footed. Obviously a defensive breakdown and great shot placement but he didn’t set himself up for a good save there.


Thrwwccnt

Probably wasn't exactly a calm discussion that led to an immediate dismissal.


DL14Nibba

Since when does the Sporting Cristal flair exist?


donteto

Don't know, I had it since Perú faded during the 2018 WC


DL14Nibba

:( I was just getting over that you bastard


donteto

I was in Saransk and Ekaterinburg, I know the feeling


LackingSimplicity

Forget the talk, man needs to get on the phone to Onana and home he's still in town.


AnalysisForThee

Too late for that. Doubt he kept Onana on the match form, and next match is vs Brazil. Best he can hope for is that he gets fired with a decent compensation.


AnalysisForThee

Instead of 'Keep the defense sealed and we might win', it's become 'Bono, where's my defense at?'


hivaidsislethal

"Copy lewis, we still believe this is the best strategy"


Lemaradona

That's quite a comeback


GibbyGoldfisch

Cameroon playing with all the mental resilience of PSG


D1ad1e

We have the decency of waiting for the 2nd half for more dramatic effect


ThePr1d3

Plot twist, PSG was Serbia all along


FaceMeister

Didnt PSG lose to Serbia in one of the Champions League finals?


Dantallian11

PSG would never!


vireshwarsidhu

Great turn around but keeper should’ve saved that


lanadesserts

Oh na na


nonredditmod

what's my name🎼🎼


KYFPM

Oh na na


eescobar863

Onana would have saved that


pedrorq

Seems to be a slight deflection, no?


BlackenedPS4

From his own hand?


pedrorq

😂 besides that one!


jMS_44

I literally went for a piss and they scored 2, wtf.


MyZt_Benito

half time was 6 minutes away


LetsDieForMemes

Sometimes it's urgent. I'm writing this while on the can


big_red_160

Don’t call it a comeback


Mcool18

Cameroon falling apart


Zloggt

Incredible…what a way to completely let your lead slip by, and in such little time too…


MrIrishman699

At this rate it'll be 4-1 by half time


KJones77

SMS! Cameroon missing Onana now


[deleted]

I wonder what the matter was, honestly.


singu_fnstr8

Rumors say he wants less sweeper keeper shenanigans from onana, he refused Tbh onana is mad aggressive with his movements but i think theres more to that


TinyMaintenance

From my sporadic knowledge, both are known for their temper. We all know about Onana, but IIRC, Song was dismissed from Salernitaan for fighting with Delio Rossi(admittedly, also an asshole).


bdzz

Utter meltdown


Lukthar123

Absolutely in shambles


Psychaz

What is Anguissa doing playing with the ball there, zero awareness


[deleted]

Onana would have saved that shot.


Dantallian11

2Pac too


Ealt

moment r/soccer starts shitting on one country and praising another the tides turn


ForgingIron

This sub has the opposite of the Midas touch


jolammy

The Drake touch Everything he touches turns to shit (or is underage)


Dantallian11

People commenting on a Match Thread are a joke. The things being said there are ridiculous. If a player or a team don’t play like Barcelona prime against another that press well, it’s [insert_weren’t they the favorites?]. I stop paying attention to the Match Thread. They shit on players and team the whole time to change advice 2 min later and shit on the other team or players.


Nightmenace21

A sports sub being reactionary? Unheard of.


Kayneesy

Onana died for this


Zloggt

Given how they’re doing now…it really makes his efforts against Switzerland all that more underappreciated…


MildlyInteligentDude

That's some bad goalkeeping tbh.


wLepic

Ye anguissa just because ur best in the squad doesn’t mean You Can dribble the ball in the backline idiot


thenudeplatypus

his fault no both goals. never see that happen for Napoli, crazy


RobitIsNotAHobit3000

SPREMI VUCKO 10 MILIONA


hivaidsislethal

Ekonomski tigar 🐯


Disprozium

Sprema polako, evo diže cene struje, uzima kredite, diže porez, jbg mora nekako NACIONALNI STADION da se plati (+10 mil za ovo). Nego, jel Plenki nešto obećao vašima? Znajući naše političare, sad će Plenko da utera Vučiću i obeća 15 miliona, pa će ovaj dići na 20, pa će na kraju meriti kurčeve.


RobitIsNotAHobit3000

Obecava Plenkošenko nacionalni stadion, dolaze izbori 2024 lol


Disprozium

Hahahah i kod vas znači


[deleted]

Comments on that first goal ageing so fucking badly ahahah


pompom96

SERGENTE


Slim97Shady

Balkan is massive.


ManLikeNosaka

Anguissa mate you can't be doing sombreros 25 metres away from your own goal in stoppage time


Currybags

“Serbia just never show up in these tournaments” I seriously question whether the average r/soccer user realises football games last 90 minutes.


Necrenix

The irony in this comment.


GrojaKI

We show up for minutes at a time, that’s why we never do well against actual good teams. Cameroon is bad enough to allow these.


Demb1

Dude shut up, we don’t show up for big tournaments, not since we stopped being yugoslavia. Its nice that we turned this around but we still need to wrap this up AND get past Switzerland if we want to call this showing up.


i_cum_in_piss

My brothers in Christ Cameroon learn how to defend


screwPutin69

Lovely finish on his weaker foot. Maybe Lotito will get 100m for him


Failed_Archaeologist

Chelsea's gonna pay 100 mil for someone anyway. Why not sergej


screwPutin69

Exactly


GreatSpaniard

rip Cameroon


TricaKupa

Cameroon is just piss fucking poor. Horrible defending, can't do shit 3v3 in offence either. Serbia going through this group. Edit: Aaaand they got their shit together in the end. Great game.


Child_of_Peace

Mate we conceded to Cameroon. You really think we can beat Switzerland?


__sovereign__

There's still Switzerland tho. Hoping for a Xhaka Laka Boom.


TricaKupa

I said what I said.


__sovereign__

Okay...? Did I piss you off or something? 😂


TricaKupa

No...do I sound agitated to you?


BrandonSG13

I feel like Cameroon have had so many 3v3 or similar in this tournament but they just can’t score


RTafazolli1

Onana would have saved that.


hiddeh

/r/soccer in shambles


interfan1999

Onana would have definitely saved that


Tmdss

Why isnt he playing ?


NicoloBarella23

Apparently Song asked him to switch to a more traditional goalkeeping style, less aggressive. Onana didn’t agree and instead started questioning Song’s tactics and even asked him why he starts Nkoulou. Them he got dropped.


Resistz

Got into an argument with the manager and got sent home


NicoloBarella23

Wait what? Sent home? He’s not even on the bench?


Resistz

Not sure if he is still in Qatar or not, but yes he has been dropped: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/z6rbya/andr%C3%A9_onana_has_been_dropped_from_cameroon_squad/


5555ives

"less sweeper keeper'ing" "no" "okay you won't start" Seems to be the gist of it. If Song can be a manager fucking anybody can I suppose


eescobar863

Song told him to stop with the sweeper keeper stuff and Onana said “nah” so Song sent him packing. Lmao this coach still stuck in the past. Game’s adapted


SphinxIIIII

Serbia is pretty good, against Switzerland will be fun


Red_star_belgrade

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO У ПИЧКУ МАТЕРИНУ АЈДЕ!!!!!


Dr_Gonzo__

Heard r/soccer chatting shit


fillemon10

Where is defense!?


ChungusDaFungus

holy fuck what a nightmare end to the half


bughidudi

Onana saves that


Aru10

Sergente!


Onedaylate_

This greatly reduces the chances of Cameroon winning the world cup


ivanthegreat27

IDEEEMOOO MOMCI this attacks needs to stay in the second half


agentzanekretnine

Love the serbian bench coming to celebrate


[deleted]

I'm feeling better, thank you SMS


dcpains

Fuck r/Soccer !!!


cometweeb

SERBIA ANSWERS BACK


__mihajlo_m

AJMOOO


xmellorine

That was quick


i_cum_in_piss

Capitulation


CudaBarry

Cameroon sleeping


ravinglt0

Opened r/soccer only to find out the goal had been scored before it happened on my stream lmao


syed_abubaker15

Didn't even let them have a the halftime win


SmokyBee

If Serbia had a defense they'd be a really really good team. Great creation on offense and composed in the midfield.


Karasinio

Funny, because at one point they had one of the best defensives in Europe with Vidic, Kolarov, Subotic and Nastasic. But now with Milenkovic they are not that bad too. edit: I forgot Ivanovic.


hiddeh

you forgot Branislav Ivanovic


Karasinio

I was wondering who am i missing because i felt that i forgot about someone. Thanks!


SmokyBee

Yup, and a handicapped offense at that time lol If they could somehow merge those two teams they'd have a top team.


Iammonkforlifelol

Our defense is pretty good. Our biggest problem is team game and cohesion. Our players are just hard on ball and don't want to play pass game.


SmokyBee

The defense is absolute ass and has been for a long time now


WhiteMass

bruh Cameroon cmon you wasting it


OttaBenga

wtf i left to take a shit and this was 1x0


Glmoi

Eto'o in shambles


somechemenggdude

Onana laughing somewhere rn


Paleboii

Im naming my son Sergej


runepunk

ne verujem nijednom imenu koje nema pravi vokativ


Weishaupt17

So fucking proud


makii42

Raspad


TuneyTune92

Beauty goal


neverfinishedanythi

Lazio I swear if you let this man go to juventus…


A3xMlp

PALI SE MAŠINA! IDEMO!


bughidudi

Serbia can be so good


Flexi_102

Serbia wilding


PriestOfHate

Snoop needs to hit the fucking pipe after that minute. What a comeback from Serbia. Cracking game this.


berzini

Lets fucking go!


IRapePandas

Fuck off


zperic1

Tee hee


Disprozium

you have so much anger bro, should drink a beer or something, maybe have sex for the first time in your life, cheers


[deleted]

[удалено]


Disprozium

oh. Didn't even see what his nick was lol


IRapePandas

Aye man come on no need to judge my hobbies like that^/s


[deleted]

[удалено]


Disprozium

I can only speak for myself so your logic is flawed, but in any case, you have some issues.


djomla97

You sound mad.


IRapePandas

Pardon??


Dark1422

Cameroon could've be 2-0, wasted the opportunities and now its falling apart


ToxicCobra023

If you are going that way, it should be 4 goals for Serbia, they had way better chances


Iammonkforlifelol

It should have been 5:2 if everything ended with goal.


caiusto

Future Juventus legend.


QuiseQ

This game is rigged LOL. This why Onana didn't wanted to participate in that


Gm1504

Brutal


tealyg99

Turnaround


robclancy

Yes kick the ball over your head behind you. Good plan.


ThinManJones-

SERBIAN COACHES SAW THE MEMES WC RUN BEGINS NOW


nghigaxx

Lol I tuned into the game for 3 minutes and Serbia scored twice


rambo_zaki

Nothing less than what the Serbs deserved. Cameroon have sleepwalked through this half.


NinjaJawz

IDEMO BREEE


GobblesJollyRanchers

The pressure is insane


atleastistoletheshow

Poor clearance


Boris_Ignatievich

keepers had a bit of a nightmare there i think, its not hit that hard, or that close to the corner


CaligulatheGreat

Really should have been saved that.


Nome_de_utilizador

Onana was a martyr


panjaelius

Anguissa to blame for both goals here. Gave away a free header for the first then gave the ball away being clever, and then left a man open for this. Worst 2 mins by a player in the world cup so far.


NoPurpose0

Onana would have saved that


Paparrazzi

Onana would've saved that


dellryuzi

cameroon was waiting the halftime whistle, but instead got this


ikhmurun

Onana


stadiofriuli

No way Onana doesn’t save that.


WontEvenAcknowledgeU

Imagine going from winning a game to losing it in just 2 fucking minutes, in a fucking world cup out of all places


Misterium

Man, Switzerland-Serbia will be extra spicy if they win this match


Hmgrmb

I'm getting the vibe of Canada vs Croatia, just another version...


nhatthongg

Bangers only


NjxNaDxb

Spalletti would kill him on the spot if he did that in the league, what was he even thinking...


nunzio2002

what is zambo doing


letouriste1

that must hurt a lot :o


No_Understanding2509

No defending just vibes