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alaslipknot

Kean is doing good first touches now o_O ? what timeline is this?


youngchul

If receiving a ball from a short soft pass is a “good first touch” the bar must be really low for him


BritishEmpire-

Kean couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat


MERTENS_GOAT

for some reason that reminded me of that video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzPsMxez92c


FPAPA931

Yes


youngchul

Ouch


mariyan1111

Rabiot in Ballon d'or form.


Disastrous-Object22

Kean hitting the Griddy seems like a bit of unearned swagger, but he did do well there.


20kakakakakakakaka20

for a guy who only score like 5 goals a season, he celebrates wayyyy too much


yourcrazy28

You're barely getting them, so might as well go all out no?


Azzurri21

If he was Brazilian we’d say it was his culture. Just let the man dance if he wants to jeez. Makes the game more fun.


luckymethod

I have no problem with him dancing. I have a problem with him being shit but if he turns into a striker by some kind of miracle I'll be enjoying whatever dance he wants to perform 30+ times per season.


20kakakakakakakaka20

nah Vini can do whatever he wants bro. he's not world class yet but definitely levels above Kean.


Azzurri21

My point is everyone should be able to dance, too many boomers who think you can’t have fun.


20kakakakakakakaka20

this is different tho. ppl were hating on Vini for celebrating despite all his success. what has Kean done? and where is Juve in the table? it's about merit for me


PioliMaldini

It’s football. It’s entertainment. Calm down will you lol, not that deep


20kakakakakakakaka20

wait, but don't get the wrong idea! for me, seeing a team like Juve in shambles and needing to rely on a part time TikTok dancer for goals is great entertainment. I absolutely love it


Happinessisawrmgun

Juve in shambles. Sounds like you've really been in tune with Serie A


LegAdministrative238

Redditors and being hella boring.


drobson70

I mean hey, at least he’s scoring and maybe it can help his confidence. We’ve seen he can produce at PSG. Let’s hope he starts hitting some form. Also, Rabiot has been immense. I hope we keep him.


soccermate

Allegriball masterclass in the second half - 3 shots, 1 on target, 1 goal.


RedShenron

That's the only way this dude could score


alaslipknot

kid got destroyed by playing in top teams (juve, psg, Everton), if he was playing in some mid-table team for the past 3 years he could have properly evolved and maybe would have reached his real potential by now


MESSTRA

Everton top team?


alaslipknot

They had a super interesting project when Ancelotti wss there, not at Juve/psg level still not the right fit for Everton


youngchul

It wasn’t an interesting project what are you on about lol, a bang average mid table team.


alaslipknot

really? i don't watch PL, i thought they had some huge investment or something lol


droze22

The shadow owner, Usmanov, did invest massively but money doesn't always mean a super interesting project, if you don't believe me ask Man Utd or.. you know, us


alaslipknot

well at the time nobody would've known if Everton will turn into a new Chelsea or be a new bubble.


Mozezz

Yeah don't throw us in there buddy Any issues Kean had playing with us is down to Kean


ciabass

What a play by Milik, nice.


luh_shmunky

at least Rabiot is hitting some form before the world cup


SanRobot

He has been Juve's most consistent midfielder for over a year...


luh_shmunky

i didn’t say he was playing badly probably a quarter of r/soccer comments are like [this](https://imgur.com/YG12gsW)


MuddJames

Seems like a legit reply to what you said ngl.


LargeFlower8

High bar there


campionesidd

That’s not saying much is it?


palja5

Honestly, when was the last time you watched Rabiot?


Modalchemist

Still will play like a cunt for France


ForeverHotSpot

In before Kean becomes top scorer in Quatar


Level390

Only way he's playing in Qatar is on the PlayStation


Pappozzi

Dude thinks he’s ja morant or smth