T O P
AutoModerator

**Mirrors / Alternative Angles** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccer) if you have any questions or concerns.*


asr010601

Werner says "Fuck r/soccer"


cppn02

x2


TheBlueNomad

Turbo Timo appears every now and then.


djingo_dango

Everyone scores against Italy


genk41

England disagree


mushy_friend

That truly was a clash of the stoppable force and the moveable object


thehumangoomba

The whistle blows and the 22 players just all flop to the floor in unison.


hlymph

even a broken clock is right twice a day.


Dargast

I fucking LOOOOVE that he looks at the line ref each time he scores :D dude has legit PTSD man


fuckyourselfhumanity

I actually really dislike it, I know what PTSD feels like and don't wish it upon anyone.


coolbluel

Only has himself to blame tbh


SlightCarpet

For having legit goals ruled out several times when he really needed a goal for his confidence?


coolbluel

Dont kid yourself a majority of his goals were rightly offside not like the refs have an agenda against timo werner lol. There are a multitude of much more prolific goal scorers in the prem that aren't nearly as offside as many times as timo dude just needs to learn how to time his runs.


SlightCarpet

I don’t think there’s any agenda against him but he was very unlucky at times.


coolbluel

A vast majority of his goals were ruled offside tho


Psychomantis200

Why is this downvoted?


Lenyngrad

Müller fucking spicy


karlverkade

That pass was lovely.


yagersports

Werner has been so scarred from Chelsea he turned around and immediately looked for the offside flag.


nasserKoeter

brilliant pass by Thomassist Müller!


just_dew_eat

Hansi Flick has more faith in Timo Werner than the entire Chelsea fan base 😭😭


Tall-Mastodon-69

Still love him tho <3


sugarfather69

Big same. Who can’t love that smile?!


SwitcherooU

We’d be nuts to sell him.


JRsshirt

Love the man but if we can get a decent price for him and find him a club where he can get his confidence back, it might be best for both parties


SleepTightLilPuppy

Still would love to see him at Bayern. He gets all the chances in the world with Müller, can gain confidence against the worse BuLi teams and still play at a very high international level. It doesn't make sense on paper but I feel like everyone who has watched Timo on the pitch and watches Bayern games gets a similar feeling as I do.


KaraveIIe

yeah, that would be a great move!


ElectrifyingMan

Well Hasan doesn't like him sooo yeah we will not see him in Bayern colors :(.... even though he fits us perfectly ....


Gluroo

Imagine Werner scoring TWICE against you lmao gg Italy


phorteng

Twice


IsItSnowing_

Pep: TWICE!!!!


chandlerbing_stats

Southampton in shambles


SexyButStoopid

The ultimate burn, damn!


Eigenlijkgrieks

He looks shocked himself


HeilWerneckLuk

These two goals are gonna hurt us much more than anyone else. Now its almost certain he will start at WC


HauptmannYamato

Factual


k-ramba

Gnabry with more impact on the game within two minutes than Leroy Sané.


HeilWerneckLuk

The usual script. Could change Gnabrys name for anyone else and the sentence still would be truth


Tax_n1

Great Goal Tag please


kaeseleberkaese13

Great build up tag.


ApoQais

Guten tag


b-okoboko

if de Bruyne played that pass Muller just pulled off, the whole internet would jizz themselves


Mesmodeus

My shittake is that Thomas Müller is criminally underrated because he has to bear one the most generic names that are given in Germany.


b-okoboko

there might be something to it. but if his name was Tom Miller or Tomás Milonero and he was British or Spanish, he'd be worth 150 million


Raw_Cocoa

How much do you think he's worth?


b-okoboko

now? probably not that much because of his age. but he's been doing this for the better part of 10 years now


Raw_Cocoa

So at his current age if he was English or Spanish you'd think he'd be worth 150 mil? I don't understand your comment


DonaldFarfrae

OP is saying that at some point in his career he would’ve been worth that much. He never was, though, despite the fact that he’s been playing this way for seemingly ages now.


The-Berzerker

Stolpermüller!!1!11!


Noroftheair

Holy shit that was beautiful


earth7991

its been 84 years...


johnjackjoe

Since Werner scored


GOATJames_23-6

Flick the genius


B4rtBlu3

Already greatest German coach of all time by beating Italy up like this. No one else ever did it.


Loeffellux

completely ridiculous to call Flick the best greatest German coach of all time just because he beat Italy ... the [actual best German coach](https://www.tz.de/bilder/2017/09/29/8730333/359466043-f70be4c0-c0ba-4f38-b727-353af43a3c4c-1Me9.jpg) simply hasn't had the chance to play against Italy ... yet


fuckyourselfhumanity

Peter Neururer's [level fo skill](https://i.imgur.com/BbrCZmr.jpg) Fun fact: He was manspreading for the whole [90 minutes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZCJrB6iGyg) haha


interfan1999

Löw actually defeated us 4-1. So they're even technically.


TraFFi-

EZ for Müllinho bitches


Alvahet

Fantastic play, and good for Timo!


futureATC06

Lovely passes


yourcrazy28

Great pass from Mueller


Electrical-Prune-348

Wtf Muller


c_u_lator_alligator

We are actually converting our chances, our style of football looks good, Werner not being offside and scoring goal? Is this a dream? If so, dont wake me up.... Edit.: Wtf 5:0 xD


roundttwo

DESTRUCTION!


FuriousKale

Anything is possible today


l-Maybe-l

Great team goal


Arantes_

Watching the Germany x Italy game, see goal number 4 live... then check reddit during the replay/restart for the England x Hungary match, watch a goal... turn around and Germany is celebrating number 5.


chandlerbing_stats

Mate, I think we just need this bloke to wear a Germany undershirt under the Chelsea kit


HeilWerneckLuk

This goal is 50% Müllers, the other 50 split between Gnabry and Werner


torero15

Müller you sexy devil, what a pass


MyMoonMyMan

Fade me


TheBlueNomad

We can't fade what's already been faded.


GermanyWillWinWC2022

Rare werner goal


mahtabsiam

Turbo Timo


StarTicYT

Takes the best assister for Werner to score


Cowdude179

Love that, he has a good record for Germany


dragon8811

TURBO TIMO WERNER 💙💙💙


boxhunter91

R/soccer never doubted Werner /s


ExtensionDependent

Sogar Werner trifft….


zi76

Great combination. The cross took all of the Italian defenders out, and then the square gave Timo a tap in.


SaltineFiend

Idk fam. The Italian defenders took the Italian defenders out. Germany had 3 players split wide when the ball was played in and eventually to Müller - and Italy were compressed in midfield. The three closest players to any Italian defender were another 3 Italian defenders. Müller just had to step through the gaping hole that Italy made for him in midfield and make a peach of a cross.


somechemenggdude

the state of italy's backline man


Snuffvieh

Hansi Flick Master Race


longsh0t1994

LOL WHERE ARE THE ITALIAN FANS CLAIMING THEY'RE THE BEST IN EUROPE even though they keep losing and aren't going to the WC


ohvalox

It actually happened I can't believe it


Wasserschloesschen

Siri, define utter destruction


notonetojudge

Proper bollocking that.


ThomasZimmermann95

clinical as always


LampseederBroDude51

This match could end 6-0


thesofakillers

pls stop


Maxholsen

ANOTHER ONE


FuriousKale

ANOTHER ONE


ProfDumm

I am too lazy to search the copypasta ... and it's two goals.


moessiopeia

I mean I root for germany but as a half Italian seeing Werner score is kinda embarassing for me


nikeamogus

Looked at the linesman first before going to celebrate


TheRealRemyClayden

Thanks Werner for causing a distraction


Hoodxd

Call Maldini and Nesta again


akshay_rathod_

They scored 5 while Sane on the pitch


akshay_rathod_

Wait.. Muller didn't score the first one


mahtabsiam

How many times Donnarumma conceded 4 goals in his entire carrier? First time?


lomoeffect

No surprises his first reaction on scoring is to check the offside flag. His worst friend last season.


Charligula

lol Donnaruma


hcombs

Lol everytime werner scores now it looks like he just can't believe it


CasinoOasis2

Flickball


Dawjman

I feel so sorry for Werner. His immediate reaction after scoring is to look at the linesman.


williamgibney_1

Man actually has PL linesman PTSD


thalne

it's cruel enough that we were losing big but to have Timo Werner score a double is too much


Busy_Bunch5050

How are Italy currently the best team in Europe