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ThereWillBeGoals

|Year|Competition|Player - Club/Team|Reason|Result| --:|:--|:--|:--|:--| |1990|**World Cup**|Gustavo Dezotti - Argentina|Violent Conduct|L (0-1) vs West Germany| |1990|**World Cup**|Pedro Monzon - Argentina|Serious Foul Play|L (0-1) vs West Germany| |1998|**World Cup**|Marcel Desailly - France|2nd Yellow|W (3-0) vs Brazil| |2006|**World Cup**|Zinedine Zidane - France|Violent Conduct|L (1-1 a.e.t.) vs Italy| |2010|**World Cup**|Johnny Heitinga - Netherlands|2nd Yellow|L (0-1) vs Spain| |1984|**Euro**|Yvon Le Roux - France|2nd Yellow|W (2-0) vs Spain| |2006|**Champions League**|Jens Lehmann - Arsenal|DOGSO|L (1-2)| |2008|**Champions League**|Didier Drogba - Chelsea|Violent Conduct|L (1-1 a.e.t) vs Man Utd| |2017|**Champions League**|Juan Cuadrado - Juventus|2nd Yellow|L (1-4) vs Madrid| |2007|**UEFA Cup**|Moises Hurtado - Espanyol|2nd Yellow|L (1-3) vs Sevilla| |2004|**UEFA Cup**|Fabien Barthez - Marseille|DOGSO|L (0-2) vs Valencia| |2003|**UEFA Cup**|Bobo Balde - Celtic|2nd Yellow|L (2-3) vs Porto| |2003|**UEFA Cup**|Nuno Valente - Porto|2nd Yellow|W (3-2) vs Celtic| |2002|**UEFA Cup**|Jurgen Kohler - Dortmund|DOGSO|L (2-3) vs Feyenoord| |2001|**UEFA Cup**|Antonio Karmona - Alaves|2nd Yellow|L (4-5) vs Liverpool| |2000|**UEFA Cup**|Gheorghe Hagi - Galatasaray|Violent Conduct|W (0-0 a.e.t.) vs Arsenal| |1998|**UEFA Cup**|Matias Almeyda - Lazio|2nd Yellow|L (0-3) Inter| |1998|**UEFA Cup**|Taribo West - Inter|Violent Conduct|W (3-0) vs Lazio| |1985|**FA Cup**|Kevin Moran - Man Utd|DOGSO|W (1-0) vs Everton| |2005|**FA Cup**|Jose Reyes - Arsenal|2nd Yellow|W (0-0 a.e.t.) vs Man Utd| |2013|**FA Cup**|Pablo Zabaleta - Man City|2nd Yellow|L (0-1) vs Wigan| |2016|**FA Cup**|Chris Smalling - Man Utd|2nd Yellow|W (2-1) vs Crystal Palace| |2017|**FA Cup**|Victor Moses - Chelsea|2nd Yellow|L (1-2) vs Arsenal| |2020|**FA Cup**|Mateo Kovacic - Chelsea|2nd Yellow|L (1-2) vs Arsenal| |2013|**League Cup**|Matt Duke - Bradford City|DOGSO|L (0-5) vs Swansea| |2007|**League Cup**|Emmanuel Adebayor - Arsenal|Violent Conduct|L (1-2) vs Chelsea| |2007|**League Cup**|Kolo Toure - Arsenal|Violent Conduct|L (1-2) vs Chelsea| |2007|**League Cup**|Jon Obi Mikel - Chelsea|Violent Conduct|W (2-1) vs Arsenal| |2000|**League Cup**|Clint Hill - Tranmere|Second Yellow|L (1-2) vs Leicester| |1999|**League Cup**|Justin Edinburgh - Spurs|Violent Conduct|W (1-0) vs Leicester| |1994|**League Cup**|Andrei Kanchelskis - Man Utd|DOGSO|L (1-3) vs Aston Villa|


DannyDyersHomunculus

Most of your spending in the last few years has made no sense but here we are


jamesc94j

This feels like a personal attack


SouthFromGranada

Im well aware im broke and will stay broke so theres no need to rub it in


DannyDyersHomunculus

Didn't see flair. Villa are shit. Peace


nichodemus3

Bologna will be sponsored by Cazoo next season. Not sure having a shirt with Cazzo is a good idea for an Italian club


tiorzol

Why?


nichodemus3

Cazzo means cock in Italian. [Throwback](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysnoRO7MYlQ) to a legendary Malesani interview


astral34

Exactly what I think every time I see that sponsor lol


IAmHereInMyMold

Does any other non-Scot want Scotland to beat Ukraine or is this gonna be like Eurovision again?!


tiorzol

I want Scotland to spank em


transtifa

Wales are beating whoever wins it so it doesn’t matter


FaustRPeggi

One Bale injury and one very, very long promotion hangover for Brennan and we're good.


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ManLikeNiz

Salah doesn't seem to share that philosophy


AbleFig

Revenge on the menu


Legitimate-Sample-46

So Sancho ended up having a worse first season than the likes of Werner, Havertz and Pepe.


Scalenuts

He was good at the start of the year but yeah he struggled. I'm sure he'll improve next season.


astral34

Didn’t he have 0 assists 0 goals in the first 7 games he played ?


AnnieIWillKnow

Opposite wasn’t it? Dog shite at the start of the year, looked a bit better under Rangnick


Scalenuts

His best spell was at the start of the year, Idk what you're talking about and that was under Ragnick.


The_XI_guy

Worse first season than Grealish but doesn’t even get half the amount of shit for it


kl08pokemon

It's actually quite weird how Sancho have disappeared from the public eye


wonderful_mixture

I feel like Sancho and Grealish would fit better at the club of the other. Grealish feels more like a Man Utd player and Sancho would do bits at City


AnnieIWillKnow

Sancho did come from the City academy after all


love_man_birds

[Pulisic in another life](https://i.redd.it/hf9p5qg54tcz.gif)


genk41

chelsea are lucky to have lebron in the team


MarcosSenesi

It's a great/awful thing that I live in a very international town given that I will be watching the final with a lot of Italians. It's either going to be even more enjoyable or a lot lot worse


love_man_birds

I'm jealous! Gonna be fun


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AnnieIWillKnow

Vast majority of football fans are perfectly normal people and it’s highly unlikely you’ll encounter any violence watching the game in the pub


MarcosSenesi

probably won't be any mad things happening just a bit of banter between each other, it's a huge luxury that I've barely ever seen fights break out here


a471c435

I'm really confused about the sentiment around Rangnick that he really wasn't expected to do anything , players were at fault for everything, etc. etc. because I remember the consensus around here at the time of his hiring was that it was an extremely competent move that would stabilize the club and they could push on for top 4. Seems like him talking shit on his own club and squad worked PR wonders for him and he won't really be remembered as the worst manager United has had in decades


Nuri__Sahin

>because I remember the consensus around here at the time of his hiring was that it was an extremely competent move that would stabilize the club and they could push on for top 4. I am a broken record. Bundesliga fans did not say this about him being the manager. Interim or otherwise. People who knew the bare minimal about him, and saw that coaching talk on Youtube made him out to be an unreal manager.


a471c435

oh for sure - I also thought at the start of his appointment that the praise was absurdly high and largely uninformed.


sauce_murica

People are willing to excuse his shortcomings because (a) he had no real time to work with the squad or make it his own, and (b) the press have made it pretty clear just how bad things are behind the scenes. You can understand both, really. Who *could* have turned things around in that short a period of time? But ultimately he was a caretaker manager who didn't improve performances or results, publicly derided his players and undermined team unity even further (somehow), and left things worse off than he found them.


a471c435

totally understand that, but just seems like the majority of people much rather talk about the former and completely neglect the latter. I guess I just don't fully buy that he didn't play a role in the behind the scenes stuff, too. it just seems very convenient for him that everything prior to his reign is left at ole's feet and everything after his appoint lays at the players feet.


myvirginityisstrong

Fun fact: MUFC went on a 25-unbeaten run (including 6 consecutive wins) in the league in 2016-17 and they went from 7th to... 5th. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016%E2%80%9317_Manchester_United_F.C._season#Premier_League


AnnieIWillKnow

You can go unbeaten and get relegated with 38 points, after all Two draws is worse than a loss


TheBand1969

Having some great cocktails before my Mogwai gig. Unfortunately I can't watch the final, but I hope it will be a good game. Really surprised by how much I actually like the Conference League. I thought it was a stupid idea at first.


UndeadPrs

Perez would say he offered the same as us for Mbappé this sub would still be in a river of tears and denial


AbleFig

Mbappesos is in charge


ManLikeNiz

It's been 5 days, move on...


AnnieIWillKnow

Nobody will move on with it so prominently in the news cycle


holdenmyrocinante

Let's be real, there's a 99% chance this is wrong


z_rahibi

Okay 👍


clashoftherats

Matip has the same amount of PL goals scored as Sancho this season


reece0n

Same as Ben Mee too


ManLikeNiz

Matt Doherty only has 2 less goal contributions than Cancelo in the league this season in 21 less games


punching-bag9018

Kulusevski has more assists than Sancho's total goal contributions after coming in January and not starting for the first few games


Any-Quarter-9474

Gabriel scored 2 more goals than Sancho… Gabriel has more goals than our strikers…


usually_a_knobhead

I mean did you see that filthy turn for his goal, looks like a proper striker to me


Legitimate-Sample-46

Chilwell played like 6 games this season and has the same amount too


Cowdude179

Chalobah too, scary hours


love_man_birds

I've seen a few Chelsea fans saying Eriksen would be perfect for Chelsea right now. But what about Tottenham? Would he fit the current team with conte?


punching-bag9018

I doubt he'd go to Chelsea


AnnieIWillKnow

Yeah, Eriksen knows how loved he is by Spurs fans, doesn’t seem the sort to do something like that - especially when he’ll have other suitors


Bolstex

Didn’t they boo him when he returned to Stamford Bridge with Brentford?


AnnieIWillKnow

No?


Bolstex

I thought I heard somebody mention that but that must have been a misunderstanding


xaviernoodlebrain

Not 100% sure on how much he fits our system but we need a creative midfielder regardless, so he’d be a welcome addition. I think Eriksen should either stick with Brentford or come to us.


transtifa

We’re massively linked with him, Conte liked him at Inter once Eriksen understood what Conte wanted to do, seems like an obvious move for us yes but I actually think staying at Brentford is more likely


jamesc94j

I actually don’t think he will stay at Brentford think he has shown he’s still capable of performing at a higher level personally


transtifa

I think he’s one of the best midfielders in the league but I think he feels very grateful to Brentford for taking a gamble on him and he also feels comfortable in that environment with a lot of Danish people around him


kl08pokemon

Tbh I don't feel like he owes Brentford anything. He's been brilliant for them as a player that'd have been way out their league under normal circumstances. Just a mutually beneficial relationship that served both parties well. If he wants to stick around because he enjoys himself there fair enough and good for him but paying back a debt of gratitude shouldn't be the deciding factor imo


Goldentwocents

I would rather most of the money in entertainment be earned by the footballers, basketball players and boxers than the faceless nameless old men in suits


sga1

Tbf at least for football that's the case given the wage to revenue ratios at almost all clubs exceeding the 50% mark by a lot


ItsAllGoodMan47

[What in the world...](https://twitter.com/Cantona_Collars/status/1529362335340675072?s=20&t=pm182XblqxEaCcN3G43__A)


jamesc94j

The off the line thing is very new. A few keepers have come out and said if it was around when they played they 100% would of had to have so many retakes etc. David James being the most noticeable to say it.


AnnieIWillKnow

Pass the pod!


jamesc94j

If you know you know..


LochBodminMothFoot

Watched some old footage of a World Cup recently, the first ever penalty shoot out between Germany and France and English commentary are constantly complaining that both goalkeepers aren’t respecting the goal-line rule. Actually following that rule has been a very recent development. As for 2005, everyone knows with the squad they had Milan have no one to blame but themselves for not winning that.


AbleFig

lol


MrEnganche

Lmao. Looks like the goal line rule wasn't really enforced back then? Still, for Pirlo and Kaka's penalty Dudek stepped to far front.


MJ9695

Milan were robbed


OnOff58

Shouldn’t have shit themselves imo


AnnieIWillKnow

Surely you’d prefer that they did?


Cowdude179

Everyone favoured Liverpool back then smh


AnnieIWillKnow

Luis Garcia never forget


transtifa

Looks fine to me


Jabari313

Genuinely don't think anyone cared in 2005. It only gets brought up now


KimmyBoiUn

He's taking the piss, not a legitimate UCL win in my eyes.


avolcando

He was off his line imo


b0xel

Nah I think we need the goaline view thingy, thin margins


holdenmyrocinante

>If Dudek was any further off his line he could have shook Pirlo's hand


LabMember069

Lmao


_LebronsHairline_

I know lmao, bit crazy that was allowed.


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

Bit annoying that City missed out on two FA Cups just because they wanted to sell more shirts in America


genk41

don't worry, next year will be man city quadruple season


MartinPerrott

With spurs back in the champions league? Pep better pray they avoid each other.


genk41

conte need to pray he can bring spurs to knockout stage 1st.


appi070

Anyone knows something about fanzones for real madrid fans in paris ?


Tyrannosaurusallegri

What’s the command for the crossed out❌ Liverpool flair? Tbh, I’m more in the way that I don’t want Liverpool to win it than I want Real Madrid to win, so I think it’s a better representation Edit: found it


Cowdude179

[Nuno Tavares is scared of Mount](https://twitter.com/EGTVEgal/status/1529247421720678400?s=20&t=Rs8FBqCYKpungGzDogEaXw)


love_man_birds

Mount on his good days are on you like a rabbid dog, doesn't let you breathe or have space.


AnnieIWillKnow

That’s Mount on every day - it’s the minimum he brings. Mount on a good day does that whilst also running the attacking system as the lynchpin, and scoring


holdenmyrocinante

I swear you get off on players/managers praising Chelsea. Years of watching TV series that had psychiatrists taught me that this means you weren't praised enough as a child


love_man_birds

His arms were broken.


holdenmyrocinante

Oh, oh no


love_man_birds

heh


taylorstillsays

Beautiful content for the ‘Esr > Mount’ nutjobs


avolcando

Mason Mount brings the fear of God into relegation level defenders


McGrathLegend

[I know you're being sarcastic, but the one time that I can recall Mount tried acting like a hard-man, it was incredibly cringe](https://imgur.com/a/QbPigXL) [Video if you have access to the USA YouTube](https://imgur.com/a/QbPigXL)


Cowdude179

Respect Alphonso Rabies


Dayandnight95

It's way too quiet with our transfer targets. De jong is the obvious one, and Timber. But beyond that it's a mix of different names all over the place, nothing concrete. When did United learn to stop leaking like a rusty pipe.


AnnieIWillKnow

It’s not even June, don’t need to worry about a lack of rumours yet


FlashyCut3809

Good! I'm sick of having these drawn out transfer sagas that keeps these scummy journalist that circle the club in a job. Hopefully we move silently and everything is done by the end of June.


avolcando

I'm guessing Ten Hag wants to review his squad before deciding where they need to strengthen


FlashyCut3809

I'm not sure what needs reviewing really. He can see how poor things have been. As awful as Ralf has been, he is still the best person available to say where the weaknesses are.


Dayandnight95

He says he wants his players signed before the pre season tour, so unlikely.


rho_93

Kind of poetic that the weak link in defense for both Real and Liverpool lies on the right flank. Same with their wings. Their best wingers both play on the left and get to face the opponent's weak link


holdenmyrocinante

Carvajal since the PSG game has been great


narutosama77

lovely flair rho


rho_93

Thank you Naruto


AromaticTower8

Let's be real: Pep was bailed out by awful VAR decisions and lucky deflected goals to win the title. You could argue that Klopp's Liverpool have been fairly the better team.


transtifa

Liverpool just had to beat tiny tiny Tottenham Hotspur but couldn’t even do that


Kanedauke

You could argue Liverpool should have had a man sent off in both games against city and title race was only so close because of that. But over the course of a season these things even out.


OnOff58

A man sent off in the 70th minutes guarantees a city goal?


Kanedauke

No. But Ederson could save the Everton pen. That’s not a guaranteed goal either. These hypothetical situations could have multiple different outcomes. I just gave some Liverpool favourable decisions to show City haven’t been the only team to benefit from poor decisions.


OnOff58

Oh right - apologies. Yeah both teams had decisions in their favour at points in the league


Kanedauke

No worries mate


msf97

What man should have been sent off at the Etihad?


Kanedauke

Fabinho in the last game if that was at city. Milner in the first game


avolcando

Fabinho should've also been sent off against us. Every team has decisions go against them and for them, it more or less balances out in the end.


OnOff58

For what hahaha. Some people on Reddit and being absolute fart is a match made in heaven


avolcando

[You're a bit slow aren't you?](https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ukwmcf/fabinho_foul_on_son_yellow_card/) I wonder what is it about Liverpool flair that makes them the worst posters on r/soccer.


OnOff58

That just isn’t a red hahaha But I guess I can’t say that because I have a Liverpool flair. Netball is probably the sport better suited to your tastes


avolcando

> That just isn’t a red hahaha It's violent conduct, it's a red by the rulebook. The entire thread is full of people calling it a red, but I guess they don't know the rules either.


OnOff58

It isn’t violent conduct at all though. This happens all the time and I can’t recall a straight red ever for even worse than this. You call for a red every time someone jumps in the air with their elbows out? Wow people on Reddit thinking something is a red!? No way!! Not like they cry for a red every single game ever


clashoftherats

Kane should’ve been sent off as well


punching-bag9018

Exactly. It evens out in the end.


clashoftherats

True


Kanedauke

Yeah I agree.


ThereWillBeGoals

Every UEFA thread is the same. Ceferin: "Sunny innit" Madrid flairs: "Perez was so fucking right about the Super League."


b0xel

Real Madrid flair: “Sunny innit” r/soccer virgins: hnnng plastic entitled franco Fc say it in Spanish cunt


ThereWillBeGoals

The difference is that you can just scroll down a see loads of Madrid flairs happily engaged in discussion without those replies. But go find a thread where Ceferin says literally anything and you’re almost guaranteed to see a Madrid fan bringing up the Super League. Odd reply tbh.


b0xel

I’m here every day, there is always at minimum 53 comments just shitting on Madrid fans. No context, no discussion worthy point, literally just ugh Madrid fans amirite vibes. Take your comment for example, in that ceferin thread there is literally one twat talking about the super league, and while he’s probably a RM fan, he doesn’t even have a flair…


ThereWillBeGoals

Cool. So am I. Every club gets shit on when they’re doing well. You should be used to it. But Madrid fans, and some Juve fans, are literally the only ones so embarrassingly simping for the Super League.


el_walou

They are in their feelings. They’re not used to hear : « No »


NegativeHeli

Who comes to your mind when you hear this description? "Doesn't score often, but when he scores, it's always a banger"


ZaDoruphin

Neves.


jamesc94j

Townsend


z_rahibi

Asensio


HeisenbergFoed

Kovacic


Conankun66

Djibril Sow


typicalpelican

Neves


BumbotheCleric

Nemanja Matic


HalfMan-HalfMoth

Xhaka


FaustRPeggi

Matić


holdenmyrocinante

The Spurs banger is etched into my mind


AnnieIWillKnow

Back when we all liked Zouma


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AnnieIWillKnow

I feel like he’s more “consistently chips in with key goals in big games”


avolcando

Townsend


Ibra180

Malinowskyj


MrEnganche

Giroud


kl08pokemon

Lamela


Cowdude179

Kovacic


YourPupilsDilated

Tugay Kerimoglu


Re-noire

James Rodriguez.


NegativeHeli

I could remember that sensational banger in the 2014 World Cup. The one that won the Puskas award. That was one of the best bangers I've seen so far.


taylorstillsays

Townsend, then Ruben Neves


Xey2510

Emre Can


The_PantsMcPants

Andros Townsend for the extreme example


wildinout2233

Asensio


justanormalchat

This


love_man_birds

Mikel and Torres Edit: Shit, I thought you said "He scores when he wants!"


OnOff58

https://twitter.com/lfcticketscheap/status/1529481699519877125?s=21&t=U4bZojqIJwmcfN6SPtTTvA Sweet Jesus of Nazareth


MrEnganche

Ootl? I understand that they are scamming people selling tickets but is that amount of money only from the final or other games as well?


OnOff58

Yeah just the final. Apparently they were legit for a bit like selling on tickets and then just turned and ran with the money after the trust was built


Murakami241

Absolute cunts


NotAgainKante

Apart from Fulham, who you think is going to get relegated this season?


AnnieIWillKnow

Bournemouth, Southampton - Huddersfield if they go up, but Leeds if they don’t


HeisenbergFoed

Bournemouth and maybe Leeds


1PSW1CH

I reckon Fulham could stay up tbh, there’s gonna be a lot of shit teams next season


Jabari313

Bournemouth, Southampton and the playoff winner