And this why [we don't remove el Chiringuito posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/usy0rm/elchiringuitotvpsg_have_offered_mbapp%C3%A9_to_be_the/i96wlpw/) even if they're a bit *expressive* with their breaking news.

City must be relieved that they announced the Haaland deal.

Madrid's plan A and plan B are already in the dust and the window hasn't even opened. Damn.

FOR SALE Tall, fast Belgian striker. Sparingly used. Asking price only €100 million. Hurry now while stocks last!

Seems a bit much for Benteke tbh

Cheap for Big Match Origi though.

Like when you're hoping to cop some new shoes but the bots get them all before online stores even go live.

This is poetry anno 2022.

What’s the damage? 500M euros for 3 years?

600m after taxes

No wonder Macron intervened that's massive amount of taxes for his country.

What did he do?

I'm happy about this if only for the sake of our public finances.

Fuck me. We’re a few years away from footballers being billionaires at this rate…

Several athletes are already there like LeBron. Surely CR7 will end up as one too.

According to Forbes, both Messi and Ronaldo are about halfway to a billion. If they got married, they’d be a billionaire family!!!

They're almost certainly further than that, Forbes often underestimates wealth because there's a lot of income and sponsorship deals whose precise details they can't track.

CR7 should already be one But that's after years of stupid wages

Jesus.. That's like what..? 10 generations settled? I'm disappointed but can very easily empathise with his decision

It's like, he can bang in goals and assists at an absurd rate in the french league for a few years and be free of his contract when he's still very much in his prime.

And then watch PSG make an even more absurd contract.

Just 10?

Damn. It will probably make him the richest athlete ever.

Nah. There was a charioteer in the Byzantine empire that made something like 2 billion in today's money. [Gaius Appuleius Diocles](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaius_Appuleius_Diocles)

Can't wait until next summer's Mbappe to Byzantium transfer saga!

Super cool, I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing

All this for just a 3 year extension?

I mean, it is A LOT of money.

I think he meant in from PSG's perspective. I too would have expected a way longer contract because 3 years is pretty short

300 million euro signing bonus for a 3 year contract..

that's pure insanity.

Soooooo.... isn't there something called financial fair play? Does a bonus not count with that?

The rules are different for PSG and Manchester City

just announce 300 million deal where owner sends money from one account to another

We have a transfer ban because we bought one extra nugget at McDonalds

The documents clearly showed Marseille were allowed only 1 small milkshake and 1 nugget and nothing else.

Honestly, I think the ban is justified depending on the flavour of milkshake

Milan were excluded by europa league years back cause they bought a mcchicken burger

Never forget. It’s cuz we added cheese to it.

That happy meal turned out to be not so happy

I was feeling sorry for Milan until this. Adding cheese to a mcchicken should absolutely be a bannable offense.

It definitely grows on you tbh, can’t get one without cheese nowadays even tho I hated it at first

We were hamstrung for half a decade because we decided to blow a combined 70m on Gabigol and Joao Mario who did nothing but fuck us over

Yeah but did you also buy a McFlurry too? That’s the question.

Might as well have just gone for the sharebox

My shock when I found out sharebox is only £2 extra than the regular 6 McNuggets for £3 something.

See. I’m playing moneyball here by getting shareboxes

chill son do u want them to go bankrupt?

Have u tried being state-owned #VenteOM

They are teams that have asked for extra ketchup and gotten bans, yours seems fine

Damn so this actually happened

I still can't believe it

I saw the French stream. He just put on a shirt stating “Mbappe is Paris” and held up a shirt stating mbappe 2025 with the PSG president

Mbappe’s dream was never to go to Real Madrid, turns out his dream has always been to become a Qatar Prince

His dream was to earn as much money as possible.

turns out Mbappe dream was to own Real Madrid, he's just building his capital to do that

I can, although not for the reasons I thought. I thought he’d stay because PSG looked a much better prospect to win CL than Madrid before the season. Now, Madrid are in the CL final having knocked out PSG and have an insanely promising future with Vini, Rodrygo, Camavinga, Valverde, Militao and maybe Tchouameni etc. and he’s still not joining lmao.

What are they going to do next? Messi and Neymar aren't going anywhere and they will always start when fit. Plus they'll be a year older. I can't see them doing any better next year

Buy Pogba hopefully. I'm sure that would fix their defensive imbalance...

Add his salary to the mix and they will get a slap on their wrist from UEFA. 500 euros fine incoming.

Is this more or less surprising than Neymar to PSG? I can’t tell if my shock from this related to how I felt then

Definitely less, but still pretty surprising

Not even comparable

With Haaland going to City and Mbappé staying at PSG, what are the journalist are going to feed themselves this summer? Edit: Okay guys, thanks for giving them ideas and keeping them afloat!

Lukaku to real

Lingard on a free to Real Madrid.

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Salah and Mane.

Yep. Get ready.

Saw him gone all season, really unbelievable he actually stays

Do you blame him? PSG just gave him a blank cheque while making half a billion of losses. Considering Qatar host the WC too, it would look bad PR wise to have the state owned club of PSG lose their star to Real Madrid.

Seeing Madrid flairs talk about him like he was already their player all season makes this so much funnier.

Wasn't only Madrid flairs, Almost everyone thought he was gone. But money talks and makes things happen.

Ladys and Gentleman the new Crown prince of Qatar and the new owner of the Eiffel Tower.

Kylian Mbappoleon

Emir Kylian al Mohammad bin Bappe

The Eiffel Tower has been sold to a few fools before.

Ok Vini, left wing is all yours

Thank God

Just when Laliga released their statement lol

sorry I'm a bit out of the loop, what was the statement?

They'll sue PSG if they renew Mbappe, and well, like 7 minutes later we have this

la liga needs some copium

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/uut995/official_la_liga_will_sue_psg_if_they_renew_mbappé/ Join this for more fun.

Comedy gold

Congrats to the new sporting director Mbappe

First to be promoted to sporting director in his playing days.

PASS ME THE FUCKING BALL OR I‘M GONNA RIP YOUR CONTRACT!

During these troubled times, where the West is running out of wheat resources due to the war, Kylian's dedication to agriculture is admirable, the hero we all needed.

Someone has to grow all the food.

God bless the farmers

As PSG's new sporting director, Kylian will get a say in the club's sponsorhips now moving forward. And sources say Mbappé believes John Deer can be an excellent partner for the future.

idk how i didnt see where you were going with this. Too funny.

I can't this all actually worked out for PSG. After all these months. Unreal.

They can just keep throwing money at problems infinitely, until said problem is solved. It's insanity.

But the experts on here told me that oil never wins

Dreams can't be buy or something like that

Dreams can be buy, it’s just a little expensive

Well, as far as winning the Champions League, it still stands…

> Unreal I see what you did there

Realn't

Congrats to them, another quarter-final exit in sight!

All they needed to sign him was to make him a Qatari prince and make him the sports director of FIFA.

Lol right after the La Liga statement

This couldn't have played out any more hilariously

It’s like the shit is aligned to be the most controversial

PSG probably sort their reddit by most controversial

I am out of the loop, what statement?

La Liga released an official statement that they'll lodge a complaint against PSG to UEFA and relevant authorities in France if they renew Mbappe just a few minutes ago

Holy shit talk about comedic timing

PSG keep winning, unless it's the UCL.

Or sometimes Ligue Un

*New owner of PSG

*President of France

co-Emir of Qatar, co-Prince of Andorra. Starting to get Daenerysy

What's the button input for the infinite money cheat?

Hide your right wingers, Real Madrid is coming for them

Oh no!! Stay away from Bertrand Traore!! You can’t have him. I won’t let you!!

*holds Ben Shapiro*

Ben Shapiro DESTROYS leftist-backs with factos and lógica

VAR new tagline: "facts don't care about your feelings"

100M for Asensio. Madrid getting “dismantled”

madrid are angry, 1 billion for my egyptian right winger named alex oxlade chamberlain.

The most expensive transfers in the world: 3rd - Mbappe - Monaco to PSG - 180m€ 2nd - Neymar - Barca to PSG - 222m€ 1st - Mbappe - PSG to PSG - 300m€

Mbappe said he would play with Madrid, and play he did.

i don't know man, the amount of money this lad is draining i would not want him... sure he's good, but come on

[удалено]

I hope we get matched with PSG in UCL R16 for the next 5 years

That sounds really fun either way tbh

Yeah, 5 PSG meltdowns to look forward to for the next 5 years. Sold!

I'm ready for another Al-Khelaifi meltdown

So I know what I’m about to say doesn’t matter but in 2 years what do they give to keep him or what does anyone else give to take him??? What’s this man’s salary gonna be by the time he’s 28?!?

Wouldnt be surprised if they make him the President of France after Macron’s tenure.

I mean.. it's worth a shot.

If stringing along Real in order to drive up the salary was the plan from the start, Mbappe's agent needs an award or something.

PSG refusing the 200m or whatever Real offered them last year absolutely made me think that it'll backfire for PSG for not accepting. Definitely never expected this outcome.

tbh it still backfired in my opinion 600m in wages plus all the ridiculous shit they are giving him, stupid.

Nobody did. PSG gave almost total control to a single player. I'm surprised they didn't make him a minority owner...

I imagine how's it gonna be for Mbappe when he meets his teammates, especially Ramos. Are his teammates gonna be thinking good about him for this shitshow he's done? What about benzema when they meet on international duties?

Lol Benzema’s pissed take a look of his latest instagram posts.

Can't wait to do this all again in 18months...

lmao the door might be closed for him now but you never know

Thank fuck we wrapped up Haaland early

Jesus Christ - if that deal is anything remotely like the rumours implied, Paris is actually unhinged

Sounds like Paris, shiny on your friends Instagram posts, shit show in person.

R.I.P Mbappe's Madrid career 2022-2022

2017-2022*

I think he genuinely might end up stuck in France his whole career at this point.

Unless he completely changes his priorities come 2025, it's very likely

Dreams can be buy.

Dreams can be refunded

I can’t even be mad. Qatar literally gave Mbappe a blank check, who seriously wouldn’t take that kind of money? I wouldn’t even be mad if I was Real Madrid, there is no situation comparable in the modern world. As an aside, this is the type of deal that should probably start the actual crackdown on nation-states owning clubs. Too ridiculous.

So Real Madrid saved money for 3 seasons, playing by the Financial Fairplay rules only to get outplayed by a Quatari money injection in the very last days of negotiations. Imagine what message this causa Mbappe will send to the market if they get through with this. Nobody will play by the Financial Fairplay rules anymore and the football market will be doninated by money injections and mismanagement until it collapses. G fucking G

This was always gonna happen the minute domestic leagues allowed countries to own teams.

Need to watch the announcement in the ground for their final home game.

Thank fuck it's done.

Now its going to be months of "La Liga suing PSG" headlines

No more reports 🥰

Until 2025 lol

I don’t think this will end soon. Just wait for the through out of PSG from the UcL next season then again Mboopi linked to Real BS will start to surface again lol.

One thing is for sure, UEFA are pussies. There is absolutely no way such fees and wages can stay within FFP rules. With such money involved, PSG should be banned from Europe, but we all know nothing will happen.

Ummmm, you might want to check who the uefa higher-ups are. You might spot a familiar face or 2. On that note, fucking hell the super league doesn't sound so bad after all

I can't believe my dreams of booing Mbappé at the Bernabéu have been frustrated yet again 😭😭😭

Can still do it when he gets knocked out of the Champions League (again).

Wonder what the odds are of Qatar getting bored and just dumping the PSG project altogether in a few years

I feel it will happen post World Cup

I doubt it to be honest. The money is a drop in the ocean for them so they may as well just keep at it.

They are expanding the Parc ,It's a long term project which means that they plan to be around for a long time

Well, all those Madrista's heading to Paris next weekend for the Champions League final might be... problematic.

He'll be 26 at the end of the contract.

Lmao he's never moving. IF he moves, only Man City and Newcastle will be able to pay his wages.

He played rm and PSG like Brock Lesnar plays UFC and WWE everytime he was running out of contract.

Fuck man, I'm tired of defending against him in FIFA.

Lol my thoughts exactly and sick of playing psg online

Every damn seasons match it's PSG, then a random person that plays as the French national team. I hate it so much.

Florentino Perez must be thinking "football is gone" if both Mbappe and Haaland would rather sign to state owned clubs than play for Real Madrid. I can see him try to use this to justify the creation of the Super League.

2025: Official: Mbappe agrees to extend with PSG where he will be Qatar emir

So he uses Madrid for higher salary

At least Neymar played for Barca before he wasted his career at PSG

He really bamboozled Madrid and all of us.

3 year deal means speculations will start next year again. Please no, this should be illegal.

Why play for Madrid when you can just buy PSG.

Why only 3 years? There is no way Real will go for him again lol is he deluded Should have just signed for 5+ and get it done

I think they won’t go after him anymore. Real is too proud, they have been humiliated by him

> Kylian c’est Paris Kylian is Paris? Sums up the whole debacle, isn’t it. He isn’t bigger than the club so much as he *is* the club now

Not just the club, the city of Paris.

Interesting Welp, they’re still gonna bottle the CL, the money they used to keep Mbappe can be used to get an entire new squad that can help them win it Ik PSG mostly care about branding but yeah

PSG really did all that for the extension to be until 2025 ? What are they gonna do in 2025 when they don’t want him to go.. give him Qatar?

Who can even afford him outside of the oil clubs?

Damn. Was hoping to see him with Vini and Benz next season. Instead I’m gonna hope (and will always hope) for Hazard to once again show his magic.

A new era has begun! Director Of Football Mbappe

Am I the only one thinking that PSG just spent a bunch of money NOT fixing that woeful midfield/defense?

I don’t think money is really a problem for them

Fair enough. But tebas is seething

This whole saga feels just like a curb your enthusiasm meme

It’s true that he’ll make as much as Messi and Ronaldo had ever made in a couple of years, but he’ll never come close to their legacy.

Yup. Neymar tried to get bigger status using a similar tactic and he screwed his own legacy over.

Dreams have been bought

All that talk about his dream club being Madrid… I guess his dream club is one who throws most money at him, wouldnt be suprised to see him in Newcastle kit after 2025 and him saying “I was always Newcastle fan”