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sugoi_oppai_desu_ne

Medizinbälle raus und alle Mann rauf auf den Wuthügel.


Red_Dog1880

Yay, more pyro


bvbfan102

Now for the harder Part. Dont bottle it Hamburg.


Svorky

idk in life you have to do what you're good at man


ninjapenguin12

Unless Magath has some magic or voodoo up his sleeve for Mondays game. I honestly dont see how this Hertha team beats HSV away by 2 goals


okayiwillbehavenow

They don't need two goals. One goal and then win in penalty shootout would work.


ninjapenguin12

Yeah but i cant see them keeping you from scoring 1 goal at your ground


Narretz

That's just tragic by Hertha after the goal.


p_Lama_p

Why does Magath remind me of Yoda so much?


LordMangudai

Because if any coach would force his players to run around carrying him on their back, it's Magath


Staynes

Wie der Sat.1 Stream halt einfach mittendrin abschaltet nice.


moneybooy

Same


Red_Dog1880

How many times is he going to explain 'relegation doesn't mean relegation' ?


TheUderfrykte

Lmao my dad sat down to watch the game, almost fell asleep after 15 minutes and has now left, saying he can't take any more. He's in his fifties. Only reason I haven't left yet is that my apartment is 2 levels down from my parents and I'm too lazy to get up right now. MotM for me is anyone who didn't fall asleep and watched the whole game.


Arntown

You‘re such a whiny child lmao


Vio0

I guess neither you nor your dad know anything about these teams, this matchup, and the relegation playoffs in general then.


SleepTightLilPuppy

Average prem fan when there's an actual atmosphere. Did the singing put you to sleep?


TheUderfrykte

Lmao stop with the assumptions, I meant the game itself, not the fans. I'm also from Germany and support my local team (Nuremberg) as well, even through all the relegations we've been through. Last but not least, I'm clearly not a gloryhunter either, because I support Spurs, so don't even go there. I just fell for them as a 13 year old and have watched them since.


catch_fire

Jesus, we know that already. You don't have to mention every 5 minutes how boring that game is for you.


Professor_Pohato

I've never gotten a MOTM so I'll gladly take that


BobaFettAss

Great performance from you. Really deserved. Celebrating tomorrow at the Römer.


TheUderfrykte

You were massive out there. The award will look great next to your Europa League!


InterFAN04

hertha fans dont worry i just turned the game on i have never watched hertha lose


Tax_n1

so i guess this is your first Hertha game you are watching?


sbuo

so you never watched a hertha game before?


malevshh

Turn it off you monster.


xxandl

*"Berlin, Berlin, wir fahren nach Berlin"* - Sandhausen-Fans, mutmaßlich


TheUderfrykte

As a Glubbfan (live near Nuremberg), I approve. Didn't even think of it that way, I welcome Hertha to our level!


saqwaluuo

Honestly feels like Hertha need this relegation. Get rid of all the deadweight players, preferably get Windhorst and Bobic out of the club too and rebuild with all the good young talents they have.


josh_x444

Honestly funny as this all is, I don’t think relegation is ever good for a club. They could do all of that without being relegated .


sbuo

huge facts but I still have a feeling it wont change anything


Crusaruis28

Maybe it'll light some fire under the ownership too so they stop wasting so much money on average players.


amzyanti

agree, at this point, I'm just tired


llendo

Worked wonders for Werder. Plus they didn't have to buy Selke. 🤣


LordMangudai

If Werder had survived and been forced to buy Selke I swear we would also not have gotten relegated this season


conthevel

Wo ist Preetz wenn man ihn braucht?


moneybooy

Warum spielt Prince nicht??


SleepTightLilPuppy

Glaubst du wirklich das der bei dieser Intensität mit diesem Pressing mithalten kann?


moneybooy

Er war unter Magath tatsächlich gut


SleepTightLilPuppy

Echt? Hab um ehrlich zu sein wenig Hertha-Spiele diese Saison gesehen (warum auch) und fand ihn nie überragend. Aber Magath ist halt auch Magath.


Tax_n1

Ein paar Hertha Fans gehen schon. Traurig aber bei so ner schlechten Mannschaft auch irgendwie verständlich.


71648176362090001

ich erwarte nichts anderes als das die mannschaft gleich massiv ausgepfiffen wird


Tax_n1

Haben se auch verdient. Will nicht in der Haut eines Hertha Fans stecken, das wäre mir zu depremierend. Erinnert mich leicht an unsere Vorrunde der vorletzten Saison.


conthevel

Dieses 4-0 bei uns in der Hinrunde sah original 100% so aus wie wir im Jahr davor. Da war nicht, gar nichts, was irgendwie auf Bundesligatauglichkeit hingewiesen hat. Aber hey, ist erst das Hinspiel, sie sind noch nicht raus


conthevel

Trikots in die Kurve? ah ne, warte..


Staynes

Wenns beim 1:0 bleibt für den HSV wäre ich mir nicht so sicher ob Hertha es im Rückspiel nicht doch schafft. Kann mir schon vorstellen das Magath da bis zum Rückspiel noch was "gefährliches" zusammen stellen kann wenn er den HSV jetzt besser gesehen hat. Vielleicht trau ich Hertha auch einfach zuviel zu :D


Svorky

Der HSV hat zuhause diese Saison zwei Spiele verloren. Kann passieren, aber wenn's so bleibt wird es für Hertha bockschwer.


ViolaineSugarHiccup

Magath hat es in den letzten drei Spielen nicht auf die Kette gekriegt was anderes als Zerstörungsfussball zusammenzustellen. Ich würde nicht drauf wetten, dass da noch was kommt.


malevshh

Oder sie brechen total ein. Keiner weiß es.


catch_fire

Oder wir gewinnen mit einer Magath-Masterclass 5:0. Ja, so wird es sein. Alles andere ist zum jetzigen Zeitpunkt reine Spekulation.


malevshh

Sag ich doch, keiner weiß es. Aus meiner Sicht nach wie vor 50/50.


Dortmund_Boi09

Uff die Hertha Spieler werden so hart mit Medizinbällen gefoltert werden


ViolaineSugarHiccup

Hertha deserve relegation playing like this.


71648176362090001

can someone explain me what herthas plan is? doing nothing at the own home game?


suedney

Could've been spared of all this shit had Bayern just fucking won against Stuttgart


LordMangudai

Could've been spared all of this shit if Mittelstädt and that other kid could finish a 2v1


p_Lama_p

You also could've not lost against Fürth


moneybooy

You choked against Bielefeld


llendo

You see your team play like this and still blame it on other factors? Wake up man, Hertha are exactly where they belong here.


Dargast

Ah yea its our fault you lot are in a relegation spot lol


CptSalty_

good guy bayern to the rescue once again


Dortmund_Boi09

Yeah Hertha going down


TheSingleMan27

you need attacking power and have to sub in Maolida💀


LordMangudai

This is why when people say "on paper Hertha should be so much better than they are" I'm like... have you seen our dogshit squad recently?


Flrian

Still don't feel safe here at all, just one idiotic moment from our defense and all our work was for nothing.


Dargast

Come on, you guys look way better than Hertha throughout the match. While what you say is true, even getting a draw away is good. But I agree you need to close this game down for good.


Flrian

No more away goal rule so we would bet on Hertha being even worse away from home and not even getting a lucky goal. I'm really not confident in that.


Dargast

believe in your team mein freund :D


Flrian

I've done that on and off for years despite all evidence to the contrary, and it often hasn't ended well. 🤷


ninjapenguin12

I think i just put more effort in taking the bins up than Hertha as put into this match


staubsaugernasenmann

Three centre backs, two left backs,one 35 year old right back, one defensive midfielder, one right winger and two strikers. I can't really blame the players all that much for the lack of creativity, we don't have the players for playing much better football than cross and inshallah.


llendo

Thb, the 35yr old right back is constantly your best player whenever I watch Hertha


LordMangudai

I love how the club has been trying to replace Pekarik since the first Dardai era and have simply never managed it. The closest we came was with Lazaro


staubsaugernasenmann

I don't want to disrespect Pekarik, he is by far our best right back and often one of our better players. But we need someone else who can play right back at a decent level, not just him for 90 or even 120 minutes.


MrPayDay

Cross and inshallah had me laughing. But yeah, you are right. Obvious structural problems in that team.


MrPayDay

Berlin is so bad, wtf has gone wrong there? We are not playing really well tbh. But they are even worse than our bad plays…


catch_fire

Mentally blocked after that goal. Was rubbish before that, but that really broke their spirit for this game at least.


LordMangudai

For years now whenever we concede first I basically feel like that's it, game is over. The team has such a bad mentality, they never fight back when things are not going to plan


MrPayDay

Yeah, I was not trying to banter or mock here, just beeing irritated why Berlin at home in this crucial match does not do more pressure


Professor_Pohato

Was ist eigentlich Magaths Spielidee? E Danke hat mich alles zum Lachen gebracht! Ich habe aber wirklich keinen Plan wie er gerne spielen lässt und Hertha betreibt ja auch gerade stellenweise Arbeitsverweigerung


catch_fire

You should've seen us before Magath...


conthevel

Komplett ohne Quelle und sonstwas, aber habe das Gefühl Fotheringham macht 90% der tatsächlichen Arbeit


bw-1894

Sieg oder Medizinball


Svorky

Statt aufs Knie hat er den Quark aufs Taktikbrett geschmiert.


MrPayDay

Lowkey HSV support. Agent Felix 👀


llendo

442 und beten


bw-1894

Hertha spielt als wären sie der 2. Ligist.. im Spiel morgen


IlMonco1900

Uff. Hätte zum Rest gepasst.


rho_93

Maybe it's time for the promotion bottlers saga to end. Maybe now it's time for the invest big money and get relegated saga


moneybooy

Sonny Kittel müsste eigentlich der beste Spieler auf dem Platz sein


PleaseBuffMe

Sky commentator acting like no one knows Uwe seeler lmao


Dortmund_Boi09

Isn't that Öztunalis grandpa or something


yo_lookatthat

Yeah what a weird tangent that was


Flrian

Können wir vielleicht ne Notfallsitzung des DfBs einberufen und die Auswärtstorregel in den nächsten 20 minuten nur für die Relegation wieder einführen? Wer ist dagegen?


BobaFettAss

Ich wäre mal dafür die Bundesliga auf 20 Mannschaften aufzustocken..


Dortmund_Boi09

Ne lass ma


BobaFettAss

Spanien hats, England, Italien. Keine Ahnung warum das keine gute Idee wäre. 3 direkte Absteiger, ohne Relegation.


RonaldoEsGOAT

Imagine faking an injury and wasting several minutes while your clubs losing a relegation playoff lmao. Man just does not care even a little bit


DieLegende42

Really relaxing to be watching a match where both outcomes would be good. Either Hertha get relegated, which is objectively good, and we get the Nordderby back where it belongs, or we can ridicule H*V for bottling it again


MrPayDay

Hey bro, I would prefer you rooting for the chance of having the #Nordderby back ! 🧐


NovaLibertas

I'm a Werder fan. I, for one, am rooting for you.


MrPayDay

💙💚


malevshh

I’m pretty happy with this season already. We made a huge step away from always mentally failing when it matters.


wifi-wire

Hertha still missing Marcelinho‘s creativity 15 years later


the-wrong-girl23

just saw a lad in berlin wearing a marclinho hertha shirt. couldn’t believe my eyes. good times.


moneybooy

Dass man dich mal bei r/soccer sieht :D


wifi-wire

Hab gelernt es gibt auch ein Reddit außerhalb des CMT lol


moneybooy

Hast dir den besten Verein als Fan ausgesucht :-)


Flrian

Ref was really trying his best to get in the way there


ElectJimLahey

Feels more likely that Hamburg gets a 2nd goal right now than that they give one up


ninjapenguin12

HSV should just go for kill Hertha are letting them in constantly. Hertha knows they need a goal right


suedney

We're so clueless up front it hurts


DerStinski

Hertha looked rattled. Hamburg should see they can capitalize.


Flrian

I love Jatta but he really is the definition of cross and inshallah


Arntown

It‘s hard to be mad at him but it‘s also really easy sometimes lol


WolfImWolfspelz

I want Hertha to go down simply because I absolutely hate how low-effort "Ha Ho He" is as a chant. You did a little bit more than just listing the vowels and think that's enough?


yo_lookatthat

Jatta's crosses are actually tragic hahaha


Pappner

Hertha got this one in the bag. They are too experienced with concedeing goals.


joeydsa

As funny as relegation would be for Hertha not having a derby next season would be a bummer.


TheUderfrykte

Lmao from finally getting up and having the derby to Hertha going down. Oh how the turntables.


joeydsa

Certainly on-brand for Berlin football.


Dortmund_Boi09

Yeah I know that feeling bro


joeydsa

The Revier Three-way will be fun next year.


Dortmund_Boi09

Now we just wait for Essen and Duisburg to return and we've got the squad back


moneybooy

Ihr hattet Bochum als Ersatz


Dortmund_Boi09

Ja lief auch Super


strd11

We can cycle our derbies every season from now on


Flrian

Who has a worse touch, Jatta or Lukaku? :p


Staynes

was wondering what goal everyone was talking about until i realized im about 8 minutes behind the live feed on the sat.1 player for some reason.


TheUderfrykte

Makes sense, Sat 1 is quite a few years behind with a lot of things.


Staynes

Thats just German TV in general or German infrastructure rather.


TheUderfrykte

Oh I know, I live in Northern Bavaria, close to the Czech border. Take the train to Prague through miles of woodlands and you'll have better internet than anywhere our side of the border lmao My girlfriend and a mate of mine are Beamte, too. The internal organization and lack of digital infrastructure there are hilarious.


IMiizo

Wird doch im Free TV gezeigt oder haste zurzeit keine Möglichkeit?


Staynes

Ja ich gucks ja auf dem Sat.1 stream nur aus irgend nem grund hab ich wohl irgendwann mal die Zeit des Streams verändert und bin nicht mehr auf der live feed gewesen habs nur nicht mitgekriegt bis ich das Tor hier gesehen hab. :D


Professor_Pohato

Ich kenne zB ehrlich gesagt kaum Leute die noch Fernsehen im klassischen Sinne nutzen


IMiizo

Ich schaus nur noch für Sport und Nachrichten, den Rest kannst dir ja nicht mehr geben


Dortmund_Boi09

Als Hintergrundgeräusch wenn ich im Netz bin


Staynes

Bin auch noch einer der blöden die die extra paar Euro für das Fernseh paket bei der telekom mit bezahlen, ist halt echt lächerlich was man für 10 Euro kriegt in 2022 sinds immer noch SD sender der Privaten und gerade was Sport bzw Bundesliga angeht ist ja eh alles auf externen Service zeugs. Hab gestern für das EL finale glaub seit Monaten erstmal wieder das Fernsehen angemacht weil ich es im Stream auf RTL nicht gucken konnte weil du dich für RTL+ anmelden musst.


Vio0

Habe das EL Finale gestern auch auf dem TV geschaut, weil's keinen stream in einem meiner drei Abos gab. Die SD Qualität war schon sehr unterirdisch.


TheSingleMan27

sowieso bodenlos von RTL dass du für streaming bezahlen musst wenn die EL auch in free-TV läuft. Einfach in der Steinzeit hängengeblieben


Dortmund_Boi09

RTL ist ein Krebsgeschwür


rScoobySkreep

So Hertha needed to concede goal in order to realise they wanted to win


Flrian

Aber das ist der HSV den ich kenne, nachdem sie ein Tor geschossen haben versuchen sie gleich bei mir nen Herzinfakt zu verursachen


rho_93

Hertha Berlin is not a serious club


moneybooy

Klinsi sieht das genauso


phoenixazsucks

Hoffentlich macht dieses Tor das Spiel ein wenig spannender. Das Spiel war bisher ziemlich schleppend


IlMonco1900

Wann gab's das letzte wirklich attraktive Relegationsspiel? Erwarte bei uns morgen auch richtige Grütze die für Außenstehende nahezu unschaubar wird.


phoenixazsucks

Ja, das ist wahr. Beide Teams sind zu gestresst, um Risiken einzugehen. Viel Glück für morgen!


IlMonco1900

Danke!


Dortmund_Boi09

Jungs bitte haut die Dresdner Nazis weg


IlMonco1900

🤝 Nachdem die hier mal Fanbusse angegriffen haben mit Familien drin ist das ohnehin mittlerweile etwas persönlicher, trotz der geografischen Distanz.


ViolaineSugarHiccup

Ich kann es auch verstehen. Es steht für beide Teams so viel auf dem Spiel, attraktiven Fußball zu spielen steht da bestimmt nicht weit oben auf der Prioritätenliste.


Dortmund_Boi09

Match fixed. We all know that Scholz is a Hamburg fan.


dogmatic30

wunderschön bis zum Abschluss belfodil


moneybooy

Tousart ist definitiv Bundesliga level im richtigen Verein


TheUderfrykte

HSV in relegation playoffs ALWAYS has either lucky flukes like that or refs mistakes for at least one goal. I mean the last two times have been a while now, but this feels like they're continuing right where they left off back then.


Vio0

This HSV team is so different from the team they were in the other two relegation playoffs they won. They have clear structure, and plans in buildup and combination. Their defense is organized. Back then they were horrible in every aspect.


malevshh

Well the ref falsely didn’t give the pen, so…


TheUderfrykte

Nah, I believe the handball would've been a pen but the free kick makes sense. Your player did touch it with his arm and it looked like he did it on purpose to sneakily slow the ball and keep it close, so good decision. I'm not mad btw, it's completely fine you're leading. Was just pointing out that you always get lucky in these playoffs somehow, not claiming that you're all luck or something.


Flrian

Still have to work for luck like that, doesn't happen out of nothing.


TheUderfrykte

Of course, and you're definitely not all luck, hell I can't even name any incident outside of those playoff games. But it is kinda weird and funny that you keep getting lucky in playoffs, and that goal was very fitting for that reason.


WhitneysMiltankOP

Hamburg with Reis 10/10


Vio0

I prefer Hamburg with Pommes


NovaLibertas

Hamburger mit Reis 10/10*


yo_lookatthat

Not in a good mood but I'll allow that one.


xxandl

The moment, when you poor-cross yourself into Bundesliga...


ElectJimLahey

Oh shit they might actually do it this year


malevshh

We have never lost a relegation, just saying…


Qiluk

Magath has no idea how to feel hahahah. Its the epitome of the Larry David .gif where he cant decide which is the better option


tene_brae

butterweiche Flanke ausm Innenrist


dogmatic30

wow that was nice... scheiße


TheUderfrykte

Calculated. Calculated. Calculated.


moneybooy

War das eine Flanke oder Torchance?


llendo

Glaub der sollte aufs Tor


TheSpecialOnce

vielleicht war es auch Manuel Neuer


saqwaluuo

Typical Hamburg goal


TheSingleMan27

es kann auch nur so ein Krüppeltor fallen in so nem Spiel


strd11

Jaaaaaa Lets gooo HSV


Red_Dog1880

Get in!


emperor2111

Traumtor


Qiluk

ALrighty then


yo_lookatthat

Fuck off. Lucky bastard


CptSalty_

that shot was going nowhere near the goal


CptSalty_

I just realised my sky is 2min behind, I was talking about the Jovitic shot lol


noffan

YESSSSSS


suedney

You gotta be kidding me


Arntown

No


BobaFettAss

Kostic transfered to HSV?


Flrian

He would instantly turn to shit again, he'd never do that for us :p


sugoi_oppai_desu_ne

Traumschlanke