Medizinbälle raus und alle Mann rauf auf den Wuthügel.

Yay, more pyro

Now for the harder Part. Dont bottle it Hamburg.

idk in life you have to do what you're good at man

Unless Magath has some magic or voodoo up his sleeve for Mondays game. I honestly dont see how this Hertha team beats HSV away by 2 goals

They don't need two goals. One goal and then win in penalty shootout would work.

Yeah but i cant see them keeping you from scoring 1 goal at your ground

That's just tragic by Hertha after the goal.

Why does Magath remind me of Yoda so much?

Because if any coach would force his players to run around carrying him on their back, it's Magath

Wie der Sat.1 Stream halt einfach mittendrin abschaltet nice.

Same

How many times is he going to explain 'relegation doesn't mean relegation' ?

Lmao my dad sat down to watch the game, almost fell asleep after 15 minutes and has now left, saying he can't take any more. He's in his fifties. Only reason I haven't left yet is that my apartment is 2 levels down from my parents and I'm too lazy to get up right now. MotM for me is anyone who didn't fall asleep and watched the whole game.

You‘re such a whiny child lmao

I guess neither you nor your dad know anything about these teams, this matchup, and the relegation playoffs in general then.

Average prem fan when there's an actual atmosphere. Did the singing put you to sleep?

Lmao stop with the assumptions, I meant the game itself, not the fans. I'm also from Germany and support my local team (Nuremberg) as well, even through all the relegations we've been through. Last but not least, I'm clearly not a gloryhunter either, because I support Spurs, so don't even go there. I just fell for them as a 13 year old and have watched them since.

Jesus, we know that already. You don't have to mention every 5 minutes how boring that game is for you.

I've never gotten a MOTM so I'll gladly take that

Great performance from you. Really deserved. Celebrating tomorrow at the Römer.

You were massive out there. The award will look great next to your Europa League!

hertha fans dont worry i just turned the game on i have never watched hertha lose

so i guess this is your first Hertha game you are watching?

so you never watched a hertha game before?

Turn it off you monster.

*"Berlin, Berlin, wir fahren nach Berlin"* - Sandhausen-Fans, mutmaßlich

As a Glubbfan (live near Nuremberg), I approve. Didn't even think of it that way, I welcome Hertha to our level!

Honestly feels like Hertha need this relegation. Get rid of all the deadweight players, preferably get Windhorst and Bobic out of the club too and rebuild with all the good young talents they have.

Honestly funny as this all is, I don’t think relegation is ever good for a club. They could do all of that without being relegated .

huge facts but I still have a feeling it wont change anything

Maybe it'll light some fire under the ownership too so they stop wasting so much money on average players.

agree, at this point, I'm just tired

Worked wonders for Werder. Plus they didn't have to buy Selke. 🤣

If Werder had survived and been forced to buy Selke I swear we would also not have gotten relegated this season

Wo ist Preetz wenn man ihn braucht?

Warum spielt Prince nicht??

Glaubst du wirklich das der bei dieser Intensität mit diesem Pressing mithalten kann?

Er war unter Magath tatsächlich gut

Echt? Hab um ehrlich zu sein wenig Hertha-Spiele diese Saison gesehen (warum auch) und fand ihn nie überragend. Aber Magath ist halt auch Magath.

Ein paar Hertha Fans gehen schon. Traurig aber bei so ner schlechten Mannschaft auch irgendwie verständlich.

ich erwarte nichts anderes als das die mannschaft gleich massiv ausgepfiffen wird

Haben se auch verdient. Will nicht in der Haut eines Hertha Fans stecken, das wäre mir zu depremierend. Erinnert mich leicht an unsere Vorrunde der vorletzten Saison.

Dieses 4-0 bei uns in der Hinrunde sah original 100% so aus wie wir im Jahr davor. Da war nicht, gar nichts, was irgendwie auf Bundesligatauglichkeit hingewiesen hat. Aber hey, ist erst das Hinspiel, sie sind noch nicht raus

Trikots in die Kurve? ah ne, warte..

Wenns beim 1:0 bleibt für den HSV wäre ich mir nicht so sicher ob Hertha es im Rückspiel nicht doch schafft. Kann mir schon vorstellen das Magath da bis zum Rückspiel noch was "gefährliches" zusammen stellen kann wenn er den HSV jetzt besser gesehen hat. Vielleicht trau ich Hertha auch einfach zuviel zu :D

Der HSV hat zuhause diese Saison zwei Spiele verloren. Kann passieren, aber wenn's so bleibt wird es für Hertha bockschwer.

Magath hat es in den letzten drei Spielen nicht auf die Kette gekriegt was anderes als Zerstörungsfussball zusammenzustellen. Ich würde nicht drauf wetten, dass da noch was kommt.

Oder sie brechen total ein. Keiner weiß es.

Oder wir gewinnen mit einer Magath-Masterclass 5:0. Ja, so wird es sein. Alles andere ist zum jetzigen Zeitpunkt reine Spekulation.

Sag ich doch, keiner weiß es. Aus meiner Sicht nach wie vor 50/50.

Uff die Hertha Spieler werden so hart mit Medizinbällen gefoltert werden

Hertha deserve relegation playing like this.

can someone explain me what herthas plan is? doing nothing at the own home game?

Could've been spared of all this shit had Bayern just fucking won against Stuttgart

Could've been spared all of this shit if Mittelstädt and that other kid could finish a 2v1

You also could've not lost against Fürth

You choked against Bielefeld

You see your team play like this and still blame it on other factors? Wake up man, Hertha are exactly where they belong here.

Ah yea its our fault you lot are in a relegation spot lol

good guy bayern to the rescue once again

Yeah Hertha going down

you need attacking power and have to sub in Maolida💀

This is why when people say "on paper Hertha should be so much better than they are" I'm like... have you seen our dogshit squad recently?

Still don't feel safe here at all, just one idiotic moment from our defense and all our work was for nothing.

Come on, you guys look way better than Hertha throughout the match. While what you say is true, even getting a draw away is good. But I agree you need to close this game down for good.

No more away goal rule so we would bet on Hertha being even worse away from home and not even getting a lucky goal. I'm really not confident in that.

believe in your team mein freund :D

I've done that on and off for years despite all evidence to the contrary, and it often hasn't ended well. 🤷

I think i just put more effort in taking the bins up than Hertha as put into this match

Three centre backs, two left backs,one 35 year old right back, one defensive midfielder, one right winger and two strikers. I can't really blame the players all that much for the lack of creativity, we don't have the players for playing much better football than cross and inshallah.

Thb, the 35yr old right back is constantly your best player whenever I watch Hertha

I love how the club has been trying to replace Pekarik since the first Dardai era and have simply never managed it. The closest we came was with Lazaro

I don't want to disrespect Pekarik, he is by far our best right back and often one of our better players. But we need someone else who can play right back at a decent level, not just him for 90 or even 120 minutes.

Cross and inshallah had me laughing. But yeah, you are right. Obvious structural problems in that team.

Berlin is so bad, wtf has gone wrong there? We are not playing really well tbh. But they are even worse than our bad plays…

Mentally blocked after that goal. Was rubbish before that, but that really broke their spirit for this game at least.

For years now whenever we concede first I basically feel like that's it, game is over. The team has such a bad mentality, they never fight back when things are not going to plan

Yeah, I was not trying to banter or mock here, just beeing irritated why Berlin at home in this crucial match does not do more pressure

Was ist eigentlich Magaths Spielidee? E Danke hat mich alles zum Lachen gebracht! Ich habe aber wirklich keinen Plan wie er gerne spielen lässt und Hertha betreibt ja auch gerade stellenweise Arbeitsverweigerung

You should've seen us before Magath...

Komplett ohne Quelle und sonstwas, aber habe das Gefühl Fotheringham macht 90% der tatsächlichen Arbeit

Sieg oder Medizinball

Statt aufs Knie hat er den Quark aufs Taktikbrett geschmiert.

Lowkey HSV support. Agent Felix 👀

442 und beten

Hertha spielt als wären sie der 2. Ligist.. im Spiel morgen

Uff. Hätte zum Rest gepasst.

Maybe it's time for the promotion bottlers saga to end. Maybe now it's time for the invest big money and get relegated saga

Sonny Kittel müsste eigentlich der beste Spieler auf dem Platz sein

Sky commentator acting like no one knows Uwe seeler lmao

Isn't that Öztunalis grandpa or something

Yeah what a weird tangent that was

Können wir vielleicht ne Notfallsitzung des DfBs einberufen und die Auswärtstorregel in den nächsten 20 minuten nur für die Relegation wieder einführen? Wer ist dagegen?

Ich wäre mal dafür die Bundesliga auf 20 Mannschaften aufzustocken..

Ne lass ma

Spanien hats, England, Italien. Keine Ahnung warum das keine gute Idee wäre. 3 direkte Absteiger, ohne Relegation.

Imagine faking an injury and wasting several minutes while your clubs losing a relegation playoff lmao. Man just does not care even a little bit

Really relaxing to be watching a match where both outcomes would be good. Either Hertha get relegated, which is objectively good, and we get the Nordderby back where it belongs, or we can ridicule H*V for bottling it again

Hey bro, I would prefer you rooting for the chance of having the #Nordderby back ! 🧐

I'm a Werder fan. I, for one, am rooting for you.

💙💚

I’m pretty happy with this season already. We made a huge step away from always mentally failing when it matters.

Hertha still missing Marcelinho‘s creativity 15 years later

just saw a lad in berlin wearing a marclinho hertha shirt. couldn’t believe my eyes. good times.

Dass man dich mal bei r/soccer sieht :D

Hab gelernt es gibt auch ein Reddit außerhalb des CMT lol

Hast dir den besten Verein als Fan ausgesucht :-)

Ref was really trying his best to get in the way there

Feels more likely that Hamburg gets a 2nd goal right now than that they give one up

HSV should just go for kill Hertha are letting them in constantly. Hertha knows they need a goal right

We're so clueless up front it hurts

Hertha looked rattled. Hamburg should see they can capitalize.

I love Jatta but he really is the definition of cross and inshallah

It‘s hard to be mad at him but it‘s also really easy sometimes lol

I want Hertha to go down simply because I absolutely hate how low-effort "Ha Ho He" is as a chant. You did a little bit more than just listing the vowels and think that's enough?

Jatta's crosses are actually tragic hahaha

Hertha got this one in the bag. They are too experienced with concedeing goals.

As funny as relegation would be for Hertha not having a derby next season would be a bummer.

Lmao from finally getting up and having the derby to Hertha going down. Oh how the turntables.

Certainly on-brand for Berlin football.

Yeah I know that feeling bro

The Revier Three-way will be fun next year.

Now we just wait for Essen and Duisburg to return and we've got the squad back

Ihr hattet Bochum als Ersatz

Ja lief auch Super

We can cycle our derbies every season from now on

Who has a worse touch, Jatta or Lukaku? :p

was wondering what goal everyone was talking about until i realized im about 8 minutes behind the live feed on the sat.1 player for some reason.

Makes sense, Sat 1 is quite a few years behind with a lot of things.

Thats just German TV in general or German infrastructure rather.

Oh I know, I live in Northern Bavaria, close to the Czech border. Take the train to Prague through miles of woodlands and you'll have better internet than anywhere our side of the border lmao My girlfriend and a mate of mine are Beamte, too. The internal organization and lack of digital infrastructure there are hilarious.

Wird doch im Free TV gezeigt oder haste zurzeit keine Möglichkeit?

Ja ich gucks ja auf dem Sat.1 stream nur aus irgend nem grund hab ich wohl irgendwann mal die Zeit des Streams verändert und bin nicht mehr auf der live feed gewesen habs nur nicht mitgekriegt bis ich das Tor hier gesehen hab. :D

Ich kenne zB ehrlich gesagt kaum Leute die noch Fernsehen im klassischen Sinne nutzen

Ich schaus nur noch für Sport und Nachrichten, den Rest kannst dir ja nicht mehr geben

Als Hintergrundgeräusch wenn ich im Netz bin

Bin auch noch einer der blöden die die extra paar Euro für das Fernseh paket bei der telekom mit bezahlen, ist halt echt lächerlich was man für 10 Euro kriegt in 2022 sinds immer noch SD sender der Privaten und gerade was Sport bzw Bundesliga angeht ist ja eh alles auf externen Service zeugs. Hab gestern für das EL finale glaub seit Monaten erstmal wieder das Fernsehen angemacht weil ich es im Stream auf RTL nicht gucken konnte weil du dich für RTL+ anmelden musst.

Habe das EL Finale gestern auch auf dem TV geschaut, weil's keinen stream in einem meiner drei Abos gab. Die SD Qualität war schon sehr unterirdisch.

sowieso bodenlos von RTL dass du für streaming bezahlen musst wenn die EL auch in free-TV läuft. Einfach in der Steinzeit hängengeblieben

RTL ist ein Krebsgeschwür

So Hertha needed to concede goal in order to realise they wanted to win

Aber das ist der HSV den ich kenne, nachdem sie ein Tor geschossen haben versuchen sie gleich bei mir nen Herzinfakt zu verursachen

Hertha Berlin is not a serious club

Klinsi sieht das genauso

Hoffentlich macht dieses Tor das Spiel ein wenig spannender. Das Spiel war bisher ziemlich schleppend

Wann gab's das letzte wirklich attraktive Relegationsspiel? Erwarte bei uns morgen auch richtige Grütze die für Außenstehende nahezu unschaubar wird.

Ja, das ist wahr. Beide Teams sind zu gestresst, um Risiken einzugehen. Viel Glück für morgen!

Danke!

Jungs bitte haut die Dresdner Nazis weg

🤝 Nachdem die hier mal Fanbusse angegriffen haben mit Familien drin ist das ohnehin mittlerweile etwas persönlicher, trotz der geografischen Distanz.

Ich kann es auch verstehen. Es steht für beide Teams so viel auf dem Spiel, attraktiven Fußball zu spielen steht da bestimmt nicht weit oben auf der Prioritätenliste.

Match fixed. We all know that Scholz is a Hamburg fan.

wunderschön bis zum Abschluss belfodil

Tousart ist definitiv Bundesliga level im richtigen Verein

HSV in relegation playoffs ALWAYS has either lucky flukes like that or refs mistakes for at least one goal. I mean the last two times have been a while now, but this feels like they're continuing right where they left off back then.

This HSV team is so different from the team they were in the other two relegation playoffs they won. They have clear structure, and plans in buildup and combination. Their defense is organized. Back then they were horrible in every aspect.

Well the ref falsely didn’t give the pen, so…

Nah, I believe the handball would've been a pen but the free kick makes sense. Your player did touch it with his arm and it looked like he did it on purpose to sneakily slow the ball and keep it close, so good decision. I'm not mad btw, it's completely fine you're leading. Was just pointing out that you always get lucky in these playoffs somehow, not claiming that you're all luck or something.

Still have to work for luck like that, doesn't happen out of nothing.

Of course, and you're definitely not all luck, hell I can't even name any incident outside of those playoff games. But it is kinda weird and funny that you keep getting lucky in playoffs, and that goal was very fitting for that reason.

Hamburg with Reis 10/10

I prefer Hamburg with Pommes

Hamburger mit Reis 10/10*

Not in a good mood but I'll allow that one.

The moment, when you poor-cross yourself into Bundesliga...

Oh shit they might actually do it this year

We have never lost a relegation, just saying…

Magath has no idea how to feel hahahah. Its the epitome of the Larry David .gif where he cant decide which is the better option

butterweiche Flanke ausm Innenrist

wow that was nice... scheiße

Calculated. Calculated. Calculated.

War das eine Flanke oder Torchance?

Glaub der sollte aufs Tor

vielleicht war es auch Manuel Neuer

Typical Hamburg goal

es kann auch nur so ein Krüppeltor fallen in so nem Spiel

Jaaaaaa Lets gooo HSV

Get in!

Traumtor

ALrighty then

Fuck off. Lucky bastard

that shot was going nowhere near the goal

I just realised my sky is 2min behind, I was talking about the Jovitic shot lol

YESSSSSS

You gotta be kidding me

No

Kostic transfered to HSV?

He would instantly turn to shit again, he'd never do that for us :p

Traumschlanke