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los_blanco_14

noone walks from the middle but all the players just keep clapping non stop.


naruto2omer

Game counts as draw, no players injured,fine by me


iftair

I'll take an injury - free draw too. We just need a draw to finish 5th.


TryingNewThing

Can you guys finish 4th if Athletic Bilbao beats Sevilla?


iftair

La Liga placement is H2H. Sevilla beat us both times this season. Short answer - no


TryingNewThing

I remembered it being H2H just wasn't sure if you guys had beaten Sevilla or not, would've been fun seeing Real Betis in Champions League, and we would know Sevilla would win EL so they'd be back in CL the season after anyway


BHYT61

>Short answer - no What about long answer?


iftair

> La Liga placement is H2H. > > Sevilla beat us both times this season. Therefore, Betis can't finish 4th even if Athletic beat Sevilla.


Kentaree

Nnnnnnnoooooooooooo


milom

Assuming that both teams just clap and game isn't even played, hazard and fati might still get injured.


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realmadrid_rocks

Don't be so confident about Hazard...


ancara_messi

I'll take that reduction in point gap as well


TryingNewThing

You guys would need to beat Villarreal to make that happen.


[deleted]

Everyone claps while only Lord Lucas walks through the middle.


SixerMostAdorable

*floats


reddit809

We all float. And when you're down here with us, YOU, FLOAT, TOO.


Daramangarasu

As it should be


thomasfoookingshelby

Sounds like a fifa glitch


NateShaw92

>glitch Feature.


los_blanco_14

Patch


NateShaw92

Fifa n+1 Now with actual gameplay rather than clapping.


VeryBadflower

*Clapping glitch is still there*


IMistahS

Surprise mechanic


four_four_three

> noone A big banner saying "Gracias Craig Noone"


d4videnk0

While saying congratulations like in the last episode of Evangelion.


7Thommo7

Infinite loop? What happens when they reach the other side of the pitch?


Noble456

They'll see Putins war table.


JE_12

Perez will make it a super table


OneOfThoseDays_

They exit the stadium and keep going around the globe until they come back to where they started. Then it can end


Tarp96

Madrid and Betis holding hands singing together 🤔


manualex16

With a banner that says "Gracias Ceballos"


holdenmyrocinante

Canales in the mud


TheMexiManCan

Or a banner saying "Gracias Pellegrini"


bewarethegap

lmaoooooo


MarcusBrutus2000

"Gracias Marc Bartra"


luujs

In Spanish and Andalusian


Crafty-Dot9099

Gracias Ceballos aka facha racista homofobo


Aenjeprekemaluci

Making a circle on a fire burning FC Sevilla and Barca shirts


CartierNoseplug

It’s inevitable


Biryani__Whisperer

"no you, no you"


EtherBest

Just to clarify here, that is a pretty loose translation. A more accurate one would be: > Real Madrid ends their league tomorrow at the Bernabeu against Betis. > Great game to close it, Madrid, league champions, and betis, cup champions. > They could do a double guard of honor, Betis to Madrid, and Madrid to Betis. > It would be great. So, it's more of a joke than reporting something that is being considered. Podr'ia here is used as a theoretical situation the speaker is suggesting that should happen.


TheCoal-cracker

Guard of honor circlejerk. I'm here for it.


DeepSeaDweller

More like a guard of honor 69-ing.


OneOfThoseDays_

Nice


acwilan

Or a guard of honor centipede


Cowdude179

And then they'll kiss


[deleted]

On the lips?


Nimjaiv

Through the hips.


Knightwing86

right after they say no homo tho


EggplantBusiness

Don't think it will happen but hey why not


Comunicado_Oficial

Betis are quite the pasillo enjoyers, even giving them for CWC wins


EggplantBusiness

Yeah they love to do them it looks like


Comunicado_Oficial

Holding hands singing gracias .... Canales


Djenzer

Ceballos


Comunicado_Oficial

Cebollas


LusoAustralian

Adan


er_primo_der_rafa

!flair :Real_Madrid:


nshriup19

!flair :Manchester\_United:


Existing-Boot-8131

!flair :Real_Madrid:


Lameimpala21

!flair :Arsenal:


thehornyunicorn11

!flair :Real_Madrid:


qwertykeyboardguy

!flair :Real_Madrid:


gpgr_spider

!flair :Real\_Madrid:


Purneet

!flair :Real_Madrid:


svscvbh

!flair :Real_Madrid:


svscvbh

!flair :Real_Madrid:


thalapathy-rover

??


er_primo_der_rafa

I lost my RM flair without apparent reason and I wanted to recover it.


KeziahPT

Circle jerk of honour


Dargast

Now kith


SuicideTroll

Ahhh,,,,,,isn't that nice.


Corteaux81

After you. No, after you. I insist, after you. No, no. After you, I insist.


michaelirishred

Fuck sake it'll be like a standard amateur rugby match


slattlife

3 cheers for the British Argonauts! One for the ref!


vadapaav

Is this what they call circle-jerk?


CartierNoseplug

No match to be played. Just endless loops of guards of honor.


holdenmyrocinante

Atleti in the mud more and more every day


boxro

Obsessed


holdenmyrocinante

It's my 1st comment about Atleti since the derby mate


boxro

This is a post about Madrid and Betis and you still have Atleti on your mind haha. Most of the Madrid fans I know didn't even care about the pasilo during the derby


RickThiCisbih

I mean Levante gave us a pasillo and got smashed 6-0 and relegated, so I don't blame Simeone for being scared of what might've happened to them.


Comunicado_Oficial

Dime qué tengo que hacer A dónde le tengo que caer Pa pasar tres día y dos noche en el 2016 Yo quiero darte por ley 🐰🎵


oxile

you are in madrid - betis thread and there is no mention of you in the ~~thread~~ title. Obsessed


boxro

There is no mention? Literally one of your supporters brought it up


oxile

in the title my bad


boxro

So you should ask the first commenter here instead of asking me why they chose to bring up Atleti in a Madrid-Betis thread


oxile

both of you are obsessed


cheersdom

circle jerk much? i keed


kygrtj

Games absolutely gone


LewsTherin177

Disappointed no one had [this response](https://c.tenor.com/NLVvFB6Ac9gAAAAd/spider-man-pointing.gif) yet.


biggernine

We’re reaching classy touch levels once thought impossible


BetCompetitive8376

!flair: Real_Madrid:


kostajepaosmosta

!flair :Real_Madrid:


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!flair:Real_Madrid:


thalapathy-rover

??


kostajepaosmosta

For some reason many users lost their flair


The-Egyptian_king

!flair :Real_Madrid:


thalapathy-rover

?


ancara_messi

Lmao that is weird af


tsub

[Spanish football over the last couple of weeks](https://preview.redd.it/ldolenq1tbk41.jpg?auto=webp&s=dc033954da1f38c37c4bd6ba3cdb8ae36af4a693)


iftair

It's probably a joke but would be cool to see that happen.


Likeabhas

They're going to break the simulation, everyone hug your loved ones or your favourite pillow


talbottone

It’s gonna be REAL cool! 😎


MrAchilles

"Nice job, Madrid!! Nice going" " yeah yeah you Nice going!!..."


Tahapatel

Who walks in the middle then


dont_shoot_jr

Real champions


hehyouhearthattone

They should have the kids walk out and the players as the guard of honor


ravir

Both teams give guard of honours to their coaches and staff


UnicornForce

Tummysticks incoming.


realmadrid_rocks

So both sets of players continue to applaud each other for 90 minutes and everyone goes home?


UnluckyGazelle

like a 69


Borkman213

Wait is this the moment where we all hold hands while saying Fuck Sevilla and Barca


mt1337

the player who walks in the middle goes to the end and starts the new guard of honor. nice.


poolclap

Have to respect it, the two biggest spanish clubs showing respect


Unemployed321

Dwight and Andy favor vibes


Rab_Legend

They just gonna do strip the willow?


IJustGotRektSon

One side Madrid players, the other Betis players, and a mix of them wañking through the middle