noone walks from the middle but all the players just keep clapping non stop.

Game counts as draw, no players injured,fine by me

I'll take an injury - free draw too. We just need a draw to finish 5th.

Can you guys finish 4th if Athletic Bilbao beats Sevilla?

La Liga placement is H2H. Sevilla beat us both times this season. Short answer - no

I remembered it being H2H just wasn't sure if you guys had beaten Sevilla or not, would've been fun seeing Real Betis in Champions League, and we would know Sevilla would win EL so they'd be back in CL the season after anyway

>Short answer - no What about long answer?

> La Liga placement is H2H. > > Sevilla beat us both times this season. Therefore, Betis can't finish 4th even if Athletic beat Sevilla.

Nnnnnnnoooooooooooo

Assuming that both teams just clap and game isn't even played, hazard and fati might still get injured.

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Don't be so confident about Hazard...

I'll take that reduction in point gap as well

You guys would need to beat Villarreal to make that happen.

Everyone claps while only Lord Lucas walks through the middle.

*floats

We all float. And when you're down here with us, YOU, FLOAT, TOO.

As it should be

Sounds like a fifa glitch

>glitch Feature.

Patch

Fifa n+1 Now with actual gameplay rather than clapping.

*Clapping glitch is still there*

Surprise mechanic

> noone A big banner saying "Gracias Craig Noone"

While saying congratulations like in the last episode of Evangelion.

Infinite loop? What happens when they reach the other side of the pitch?

They'll see Putins war table.

Perez will make it a super table

They exit the stadium and keep going around the globe until they come back to where they started. Then it can end

Madrid and Betis holding hands singing together 🤔

With a banner that says "Gracias Ceballos"

Canales in the mud

Or a banner saying "Gracias Pellegrini"

lmaoooooo

"Gracias Marc Bartra"

In Spanish and Andalusian

Gracias Ceballos aka facha racista homofobo

Making a circle on a fire burning FC Sevilla and Barca shirts

It’s inevitable

"no you, no you"

Just to clarify here, that is a pretty loose translation. A more accurate one would be: > Real Madrid ends their league tomorrow at the Bernabeu against Betis. > Great game to close it, Madrid, league champions, and betis, cup champions. > They could do a double guard of honor, Betis to Madrid, and Madrid to Betis. > It would be great. So, it's more of a joke than reporting something that is being considered. Podr'ia here is used as a theoretical situation the speaker is suggesting that should happen.

Guard of honor circlejerk. I'm here for it.

More like a guard of honor 69-ing.

Nice

Or a guard of honor centipede

And then they'll kiss

On the lips?

Through the hips.

right after they say no homo tho

Don't think it will happen but hey why not

Betis are quite the pasillo enjoyers, even giving them for CWC wins

Yeah they love to do them it looks like

Holding hands singing gracias .... Canales

Ceballos

Cebollas

Adan

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Circle jerk of honour

Now kith

Ahhh,,,,,,isn't that nice.

After you. No, after you. I insist, after you. No, no. After you, I insist.

Fuck sake it'll be like a standard amateur rugby match

3 cheers for the British Argonauts! One for the ref!

Is this what they call circle-jerk?

No match to be played. Just endless loops of guards of honor.

Atleti in the mud more and more every day

Obsessed

It's my 1st comment about Atleti since the derby mate

This is a post about Madrid and Betis and you still have Atleti on your mind haha. Most of the Madrid fans I know didn't even care about the pasilo during the derby

I mean Levante gave us a pasillo and got smashed 6-0 and relegated, so I don't blame Simeone for being scared of what might've happened to them.

Dime qué tengo que hacer A dónde le tengo que caer Pa pasar tres día y dos noche en el 2016 Yo quiero darte por ley 🐰🎵

you are in madrid - betis thread and there is no mention of you in the ~~thread~~ title. Obsessed

There is no mention? Literally one of your supporters brought it up

in the title my bad

So you should ask the first commenter here instead of asking me why they chose to bring up Atleti in a Madrid-Betis thread

both of you are obsessed

circle jerk much? i keed

Games absolutely gone

Disappointed no one had [this response](https://c.tenor.com/NLVvFB6Ac9gAAAAd/spider-man-pointing.gif) yet.

We’re reaching classy touch levels once thought impossible

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Lmao that is weird af

[Spanish football over the last couple of weeks](https://preview.redd.it/ldolenq1tbk41.jpg?auto=webp&s=dc033954da1f38c37c4bd6ba3cdb8ae36af4a693)

It's probably a joke but would be cool to see that happen.

They're going to break the simulation, everyone hug your loved ones or your favourite pillow

It’s gonna be REAL cool! 😎

"Nice job, Madrid!! Nice going" " yeah yeah you Nice going!!..."

Who walks in the middle then

Real champions

They should have the kids walk out and the players as the guard of honor

Both teams give guard of honours to their coaches and staff

Tummysticks incoming.

So both sets of players continue to applaud each other for 90 minutes and everyone goes home?

like a 69

Wait is this the moment where we all hold hands while saying Fuck Sevilla and Barca

the player who walks in the middle goes to the end and starts the new guard of honor. nice.

Have to respect it, the two biggest spanish clubs showing respect

Dwight and Andy favor vibes

They just gonna do strip the willow?

One side Madrid players, the other Betis players, and a mix of them wañking through the middle