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Rockflagandeeeagle

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just hold a gun to his head while holding his family hostage and make him sign the contract?


jusepama1

Yes, but that's not so ethical.


curtastrophe666

I don't think the people of which we speak are too hung up on things like ethics. In fact, the word probably just exists in myth and legend to them.


UsikAleks

Go back to Florentino Perez and his Super League island


Qurutin

I'm not a fan or Perez and Super League but there's a slight difference in badness between putting up a new football league to make more money, and actual human rights violations.


Cu-Chulainn

Luckily for you Perez has been involved in both so its a moot point


FailFastandDieYoung

*laughs in Qatari*


solblurgh

Gotta raise up them ESG rating


Groomsi

FIFA wouldn't mind. Not the first time they go outside ethics!


FedeValverde15

Ah yes, the Gustavo Fring way


domalino

Next week El Chiringuito will announce he's being made a sheikh.


Red1mc

Alhamdolilah


Voroxter

>claims a remarkable report from Spain... The remarkable report in question is El Chiringuito


moc360

See even other media don't know El Chiringuito well


bourom

Isn't edu aguirre one of the least clownish journalist in that show ?


Fruitndveg

What would their British equivalent be?


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Fruitndveg

Blimey..


ugotbaited

Make him the king of Qatar while you're at it


chowchan

Might aswell change the name to KML at that point. Every player now has to offer up their first born as sacrifice to the great Lord Mbappe.


ugotbaited

It's a joke really how desperate they are trying to keep a player that has communicated that he wants to leave last summer.


zeekoes

That definitely sounds like something that's made up.


pixelkipper

‘report from Spain’ is enough to stop reading this


moc360

Molina confirmed it yesterday he said that Kylian will have a say in the recruitment and some staff if he renew , in a Space with PSG fans (some have source in the club) , they confirmed that Mbappe will have a big says in the sporting decisions even though they downplayed it.


Phreeeks

There is a quite big difference between that and « complete control » of PSG sporting projects


supplementarytables

That's El Chiringuito in a nutshell for you


moc360

Obviously , the complete control is impossible and definitely bullshit, but from what is said it would be closer to a "mini director of football" just a star having a big say


neoBigBrother

Molina is a sensationalist click baiter.


TempestaEImpeto

Why would Mbappe find this offer enticing?


EL_MANDEM

I can think of 100 million reasons tbf.


no_pants_gamer

He may or may not find it exciting, but it has all the elements of something that could distract him and hurt his career. Being a "sporting director / player" at 24 means he could end up doing a half-assed job at both, due to pressures on his head and his time, perverse incentives, unnecessary expectations, etc. If I were Mbappé and I wanted to become a legendary player, I would just go with the club who offered the best guarantees of achieving my expected objectives, through the right means - and not with the club offering me to do part of the management work. But that's just me.


EL_MANDEM

Of course. If I were in his shoes I'd still be going Madrid.


-r4zi3l-

Completely. He has a future as sporting director already if he continues to be an elite footballer and no need for the distractions or the money. Not like he will retire soon.


TempestaEImpeto

Yeh the millions I get, it's the picking managers and stuff I find hard to see the benefit of. Not only it would just poison his image with the other players and fans, but why would Mbappe think it would be a good thing for his career to start having authority over managers and recruitment rather than being guided by experts that can improve him and the club?


unbelievablekekw

It's the same like top 5 players in the NBA having a say about roster and coach. If they feel they cant play with X or they wanna play with Z they can just force it happen.


rob3rtisgod

This would be absolutely hilarious. If PSG lose, is it the coach or Mbappe's fault?


hornpub1818

It better be. Imagine handing over control of your entire club to a single player so he'll stay a few more years. It's so dumb it has to be fake, but you never know with PSG.


Hughdapu

It’s daily mail so it’s bullshit always. tbf they’ve got this sub like putty in their hands, their sensationalist headlines always get lapped up by us so we can make hilarious quips in the comment sections.


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Ophelia2009

What's above Tier 1?


drstins_n

> Yes, you can have sex with other people, just don't break up with me, please.


DekiTree

Turtle Dictator


lqku

Donatello seizes control from Leonardo


Gweedoke

Cowabunga!


SuicideTroll

Turtle Power!


Harrry-Otter

Even taking “this is PSG” into account, surely this has to be made up.


Liverpool6timesCL

If i was in his place I would take that deal, appoint myself as manager and make everyone at the club address me as "highness".


RIPinPeaceHypejob

Fully expect an article next week that Mbappe gets a free go on the wives of all the PSG directors


hornpub1818

Not like Leonardo and Al-Khelaifi can get their tiny pricks up anyway.


yournotrightthough

There is no way this is true and journalism is just getting out of control to just get more reads...


ddevilissolovely

Journalism? I thought this was The Daily Mail?


a34fsdb

I hope this happens just because it sounds fun.


TheWarmog

Psg is that toxic girlfriend that wont let you leave despite telling her its over 55 times


Thanh1211

Amber Heard of Football


curtastrophe666

In before NAK takes a massive dump on Mboopi's front porch!


a_magic_wizard

Is he really worth that much to them????


ManuMora98

This is from el Chiringuito, this is not reliable, they literally said that only Mbappé knows what he is going to do but suddenly they have the information, people have been calling them out because they don't have information from Real Madrid anymore, the news about the deal in Spain was brought by Mario Cortegana and El Chiringuito started saying that the deal was broken. Also, Jose Félix Díaz, who also said on Marca that the deal was almost closed, casually hasn't been invited to El Chiringuito in the whole week. Pedrerol wants to create drama because other journalists broke the news instead of him, and then say in El Chiringuito that the deal is closed and he was the one who announced it. Stop believing them


krasimir

Who the hell will manage a team where a player has full control over hiring/firing the manager.


kobrakai11

The player himself of course. Mbappe, the player/manager/director.


Peaceful_Warbreaker

his brother will be his second in command until he sires an heir, it will be a family dynasty.


Nayef1991

I would go for some money


krasimir

True. I would too but a reputable manager most probably won’t.


Nayef1991

Bale would get into coaching I guess 😝


hornpub1818

Chelsea on steroids.


Dvac

Hey, we've never been this clownish.


Luuigi

ask lebrons teams


47Lecht

Someone who gets paid as much as Simeone


-scott--

"Mr Mbappe... You're on the bench for today's game we have to rest you" "You're fired"


BadCogs

You have seen Oil clubs, now witness Turtle club.


Allthingsconsidered-

I doubt this is true tbh. They want him to stay but this is crazy


ShaunFrost9

I mean, they did let Leonardo run it ... how much worse can Mbappe do


Just_an_Empath

I'm sure the 23 year old striker would love the extra responsibilities of managing the team, coaching the players and scouting for new talent. Lmao


Neonomide

Additionally The President of Qatar will do his laudry for one year and let him copy his homework.


Ryo720

Daily fail


auctus10

Bruuuuuh


ch25stam25

Hard for me to believe that these people are called journalists or they ever studied anything to report


undersquirl

That's some onion level shit right here.


SamsungHeir

What the fuck


hoogstra98

Aside from the money, why would anyone even want this


HAWmaro

This is honestly hard to believe, am a bit skeptical about it but I dont think its compeltly beyond PSG. But surely even them wont go this far.


agc83

So the guy is basically untouchable; can't be dropped, punished etc for drops in form or misdemeanors. Even if half of what the post suggests is true this is crazy of PSG.


RedgrenCrumbholt

Fucking recession timing give them even more unlimited money. Oil so fucking high, they're just throwing money around.


somerandomshota

i don’t believe it


theusernameisnogood

My god! Might as well rename the club after him.


catchmeifucan10

Stupid


mrchuckbass

This never ends well


jorgeelx

This will end like the simpsons chapter with the stonecutters.


twelfmonkey

Little dictator in shambles.


47Lecht

The press is milking this too hard, coming up with crazy stuff like this. Make it atleadt somewhat believable.


SpicyDragoon93

Copium Deal. "Please, take all our money, here, have the keys, you drive. We'll work for you, just don't leave please!"


anava_

This is just sad from PSG. They are turning PSG into EA Sports FC.


dennisixa

Bullshit


mrRSishere

I wouldn’t be tackling Mbappe in training if I were at PSG. Next thing you know that you have fined a week’s wages haha


PlayerAteHer

If this was genuine, which of course I know it's not. But if it was, no self respecting manager would take on that job. How could they manage a team, maintain discipline and harmony if they could easily be undermined by one of their players? What if Mbappe went on a poor run of form, if he drops him the Mbappe could fire him. What if Mbappe really fancies playing with a particular player who doesn't fit in the system the manager wanted to play? It would just be a nightmare for them.


Groomsi

You never know what ppl do for money!


PlayerAteHer

Well, obviously some clown manager would take the job for money. But I was talking more about a top quality manager who will want to come in and do the job to the best of their ability and feel like they could turn PSG into a European super club that wins the Champions League regularly. They won't get any manager of that elite calibre if they have a player that has ultimate control over them. Managers can barely get on with sporting directors or someone on the board who wants to have any influence. They definitely won't stand for a player doing it.


bourom

He can have my Sister too for all i care.


robinho988

This is the funniest thing I have read lmao, what a pathetic club


samarth67

Might as well make him a sheikh


Hot-Ad542

This has got to be bollocks ahahaha. No way it’s real


GYIM94

Why stop there? Why not just have the Emir of Qatar come out and announce Mbappé will be appointed as his heir and successor?


Sawl23

If that s true just delete the club already..


SomeIrishFiend

Confirmed by Molina


thebluedentist0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 recipe for disaster


jckfnckn

This absolutely cannot be true


Jenzintera24

If only they would back a manager with that kind of power


los_blanco_14

Psg was known to be run by morons but from now on it will be known to be run by a turtle