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Hippemann

The post stays up despite being reported for misinformation. Mainly for the purpose of archiving and critical discussion about this news. It's El chiringuito. Use your best judgement to determine the credibility of this claim or the accuracy of the translation.


yournerd2307

Now I understand why Mbappe is taking his time, man's gonna end up getting accepted into the royal family at this point.


GazzP

All rise for his most sublime, his most fragrant royal Highness, Emperor Kylian the First of France and Qatar, King of France, Emir of Qatar, First of his name, Prince of the Parc des Princes, Lord Mbappe Lottin of Paris, Father of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Khal of the great grass/synthetic mix sea, and Protector of the Realm.


down_up__left_right

This is Haaland... He's king in Manchester.


ldb

King of da norf


visope

To be fair, he looks like computer generated image of a northern European.


NoEducator8258

\*Norfay


DingLiren

Well.. King in a couple of night clubs in Manchester


From-UoM

Send him to Factory. Factory and Fifth sucks btw. Fight me Mancunians.


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CSIHoratioCaine

Still one pound drinks. Feels like a good place to start a night then leave immediately though.


flagitiumhomines

King Eric is the only acknowledged royalty in the city of Manchester


city_city_city

Colin Bell begs to disagree


ayotui

Pretty sure King plays for Watford.


311voltures

And… Player of Real Madrid LOL


Kwetla

Hopefully the Qatar royal family and not French. Historically, you really don't want to be a member of the French royal family.


topshinobi

He should take the offer and sell himself to Real


Nico777

Accept the offer Fire everyone Hire people off the street with huge salaries Sell himself to Real


ahimchan11

Hey thats my “add a new manager” in fm


bendalazzi

Fire everyone except Donnarumma I assume?


TrailBlanket-_0

Transfer ownership to him


verdevase

the 3rd step is already PSG's sporting policy though


GUUSGUUSGUUSGUUSGUUS

Barto?


SindraGan2001

Refuse to elaborate


KillerZaWarudo

He should do an Fm and sell all of their players for peanut and himself leave aswell.


alien_degenerate

Send Messi to Real Madrid


KillerZaWarudo

Why stop there? Send Ramos to Barca , send Di Maria back to United, send Dollaruma to Inter or Juve


Lmao1903

Some men just want to see the world burn


Shikizion

Dimaria to City or Arsenal, try to sell Ramos to Atleti (that would be fun)


pradeepkanchan

Dollarama stays in Canada buddy!


LeftHandDriveBoC

Dollaruma lol!


iamthedankness

> Send Ramos to Barca Only a year ago, Ramos and Messi sharing the same dressing room would've been the craziest thing to happen in football


Kenshi121

*send Dollaruma back to Milan😈


sesmefara

We really need a backup for Mike


zadharm

If he could stop just before that last bit, that'd be swell


jamiew0w

sell psg to marseilles


Blaugrana1990

Slow down Hitler


rnzz

New feature in FM23: you can get fired by one of your own players.


ysupr

Hey! how do you know how i played FM! ahaha


Carpathicus

I have to admit I always do this in FM with big oil clubs.


alien_degenerate

Fucking genius


ep1939

"Yo Madrid, PSG sporting director, yaaaa, whatsapp dog, hell yeah, anyway, what do you think, me and 150 M for Gareth Bale?"


william_wites

Next up. Psg offer the entire club plus their wives and the country of Qatar to mbappe in hope of a 2 year extension


doktorcatzen

Emir of Qatar already offered his wife. Next he's offering himself.


KyKy7

Which wife, the Emir has three lol


ironicfall

If Google is to be believed, 3 wives, 24 children, and the first wife is the daughter of his paternal uncle. Adding a turtle to the genetic mix must only be better if you ask me Edit: my apologies, the above data was for the current emir’s father, who was the previous emir. The current emir, on the other hand, has 3 wives, 13 children and only married his second cousin. So progress…


GuessImCensored

>Adding a turtle to the genetic mix must only be better if you ask me Mbappe being a very fast turtle suggests there's been some gene manipulation in the past already.


Aarondo99

[I personally think Dida was cloned without him knowing](https://i.imgur.com/ddu91MH.jpg)


Hostilian_

idk, Dida looks more like a goldfish while Mbappe looks more like a TMNT, both live in the sewers so it'll work


WinterScientist3737

Holy shit, I never realized this They look very similar This is awesome


Aarondo99

Gets even better, Dida was in France for the World Cup in 1998. Unfortunately unless Mbappe was born 3 months premature, the timing doesn’t line up


Mihnea24_03

He was so fast he came out the womb 3 months early


mortahen

With his arms crossed tightly and a smug look on his face


From-UoM

Guy married his cousin....


lenzmoserhangover

Emir of Alabama


NamelessSubject

This is normal among conservative muslims


Bousine

In my experience, this depends on the culture in the country. Not all Muslim countries have that culture.


honestlynotBG

Yes


KyKy7

And now Mbappé is missing from training, poor lad must've gotten quite the workout..


seattt

All three - Mbappe's choice.


Tayme-kappa

Gotta repost my fiction that is becoming less and less fiction : 24 February 2025 Mbappe has become the new Emir of Qatar following the abdication of Tamim ben Hamad in exchange for the player's contract extension. Today PSG will face Borussia Dortmund in the second leg of the Champions League round of 16. The German team was unable to travel to the match, so instead the Dortmund beach-volleyball team travelled and ensured the presence of an opponent who will face the Parisian team. The latter having won 5-0 in Dortmund, it is obvious that the small Beach-Volley team led by their star player Jacky "Große Wurst" Kartofel (63 years old) has virtually no chance to turn the result of the first leg around. 90+9' : Jacky aka "Große Wurst" scores a 7th goal bringing the result to 6-7 in favor of Dortmund. Mbappe pests at this new failure in the Champions League, he doesn't know yet to add to the humiliation that Nagelsmann who was sacked by PSG last season will win the Champions League as Juventus coach this year. 18th March 2025 PSG lead 2 goals to 0 against FC Dijon at the Parc des Princes, temporarily placing themselves as the winners of the Ligue 1. If PSG win this match they would become the earliest crowned European champion team. The scorer of this double? Kylian Mbappe on the respective assists of David Beckham and Ronaldinho, out of their retirements thanks to Leonardo. Neymar, on the other hand, is not playing but is taking part in the fashion week held in the parking of the Parc des Princes while the match is taking place. On the jacket of the visibly drunk Brazilian player can be read: "Rafaella, Poker, Counter-strike. In that order." Ousmane Dembele and Eden Hazard were cheering them on from the stands, the latters having been injured during a computer course organised by the club. PSG lost the match 2-3 while Dijon played at 7 against 12 players, Verratti got an award for his 1000th verbal harassment of the match referee. Later in the year, Romain Molina revealed that the former Emir of Qatar had a fetish for humiliation.


9thcohort

You say computer course, I read Dembele is injured in his football manager save and has determined it must be true for real life as well. Now he has more time for FM.


BB_Venum

This is doubly funny when you realise that beach vball is played 2v2 😃


Seijur0Akashi

Wtf lmfao. Soon theyll name the stadium the Kylian Mbappe stadium, have his face on the kit and give him his own special entrance with pyro just to keep him.


knud

Every goal scored will be announced as a Kylian Mbappe goal.


AnIntoxicatedRodent

Not too different then


culesamericano

*glass shatters* Bah gawd it's stone cold kylian mpappe


Seijur0Akashi

More like Qatar has more than 1 royal family 😂😂 Edit: lmfao what have i just started


just_another_jabroni

Mboopivator here we goooo


Vordeo

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL MBAPPE HAS SCORED A GOAL


Seijur0Akashi

Ffs i was expecting this lol


-DorkusMalorkus-

This meme is my favourite part of the Codyverse


KebNes

Mbappe to stop racism in soccer with one impassioned speech confirmed!


T3Sh3

Mbappe getting a neck tattoo as well?


lucashoodfromthehood

??? You extended my contract, friend? - Mbappe, probably.


Eliteclarity

C'est moi, Austin ! C'est moi, Austin ! C'était moi depuis le début, Austin!


CleverLime

Parc de Kylian


rnzz

Where were you when PSG were Kylian?


TywinDeVillena

They are close to offering Mbappé the throne of Qatar


Qurutin

In my FM19 save PSG did build a new place named Kylian Mbappe Stadium.


DoJu318

That's for casuals, he'll enter the pitch like Michael Jackson in the superbowl half time show.


TheKingMonkey

[Or Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania](https://youtu.be/N5mxCv-4dF0?t=67)


Mapplestreet

And he’d still leave after a 2-year extension


tormarod

Real Madrid: No player is above the club ever. PSG: Yeah fuck that mate, Mbappé will be our coach-player-president-sporting director


curtastrophe666

Try fitting that on a business card!


huazzy

My friend's son (age 7 at the time) wanted personal business cards for his birthday. Parents obliged. He asked me if I wanted one. I said sure. Looked at it. Master of the Universe


curtastrophe666

That is top class! I wonder what Mbappé's would say...


Cod_rules

Master of PSG


14Deadsouls

By the power of Grayskull!


Naplica

Might even be better than Paul Allen’s card.


Bruno_Fernandes8

Oh my god, it even has a watermark


Beegeous

That's bone.


heyheyitsandre

How’d a nitwit like you get so tasteful?


QTsexkitten

The tasteful thickness of it.


kit_mitts

>tasteful thickness Go on...


QTsexkitten

The subtle off-white ~~hue~~ coloring.


Hamad68

Mbappe the unbent, unbroken, Khaleesi, lord of PSG and protector of dunkirk.


crackboss1

Mbappe, PSG C.P.P.SD


Dumbhosadika

PSTD


SkittlesPizza

I leave nothing to chance. Before dinner speaker. After dinner speaker. Internet.


pseudolf

dude we use linkedin nowadays, he can make it fit.


Games_Gone

You can’t honestly believe this shit?


AgnosticMantis

This is bollocks right?


ContaSoParaIsto

This is so obviously bullshit. I get that people don't like PSG but come on. This sub is fucking atrocious tbh


msh5928

Confirmed by Molina apparently.


rainethemono

Of course it is. You could pack a pile of shit in a cereal box and call it "Fuck PSG" and people would buy it and devour it like there's no tomorrow.


l453rl453r

Good. Fuck PSG!


rainethemono

Bon Appétit.


rocket_randall

All Qatar firstborns will be named either Kylian or Mbappe by royal decree


tbdjdb2

Aladeen


xiosy

Mbappe is bigger than psg


Omair88

Clearly PSG is making it seem that way. What a pathetically run club


Alphabunsquad

Tbf this story is probably false.


NotARealClub

It’s fake and why does r/soccer even approve these post?


teems

Didn't Molina confirm this though?


alfred_27

Yeah psg looks soo small offering these things, RM and Perez basically let Ronaldo leave saying no one's bigger than the club


Aaxxo

Perez is an absolute chad with his business dealings.


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Should’ve given Ronaldo the contract that was promised tho. Ronaldo deserved to be a madridista for life after his arrival, Perez hoed him


frasier_crane

Absolutely and it's not even a joke.


jMS_44

You've all heard of little dictator, now it's time for turtle dictator


Froggyspirits

>turtle dictator Surprisingly, [this actually exists](https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Dictator_Turtle)


drchimpansee

Was expecting Mitch Mcconnell when I clicked on that


ParziBoi

What does this even mean? Mbappe decides who the club signs/sells and who PSG can sign as their manager? If so thats too much power in a *player*.


IsItSnowing_

Tuesday: Mbappe gets tackled by Verrati on the training ground Wednesday: PSG willing to listen to offers for Verrati. Price set to €12mn


FootballthrowawayM05

Go the FM route and whenever a player misses a pen or receives a red, Mbappe can send him to the youth team


TheByzantineEmpire

Me playing FM: just chilling and rotating squad, testing youth players. Senior player: hey coach I’m not getting enough game time. Me: this fucker. Send player to youth team and sell. If they really piss me off I release them. I once paid 30min to release Kane. Promoted a random youth. My coaches: he’s not good enough. Me: I don’t care he’s playing. Several years later this player becomes a diva and complains about something: repeat cycle!


afrojumper

You play with Tottenham or you did buy Kane


TobyOrNotTobyEU

Messi nutmegs Mbappe and is sent to the reserves


Scofield442

> If so thats too much power in a player. That's an understatement.


tormarod

He can sell himself to Real Madrid


Waste-Pirate-4450

Mbappe gives himself €50,000,000 daily wages and leaves to Madrid a week later for free


TheBaggyDapper

Hardly. He'd command a hefty transfer fee, which would be payable to Kylian Mbappe


ckal9

Well, he would no longer be just a player, lol


vierkilau

I accept your offer, my first act will be transferring my playing rights to Real Madrid


Ophelia2009

Ok Mbappe that's ok, as long as I can have you.


kjm911

It’s so ridiculous I actually believe it


ChicagoSunroofNo2

Literally can’t make it up. If someone did make this up they deserve the clicks, utterly ridiculous.


Arntown

It's not too hard to make stuff like that up lol Just look at the comedians in this thread


tomhorek

it's been comfirmed by romain molina too, a french journalist


IsItSnowing_

This is getting hilarious. When do they begin selling oil fields in Qatar to him?


gunner696

He'd have a perfect opener for any future negotiations with clubs then.. "I'm an oil man, ladies and gentlemen.."


Cod_rules

I wish footballers had job interviews. “So what are you bringing to this organisation?” “Pace, dribbling, finishing, a World Cup. And about 15 oil fields in Qatar”


Basura1999

Proceeds to rename Hakimi to H.W and cries "I've abandoned my child!" when a club offers an astronomical figure for him.


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neoBigBrother

This is some more fake BS, nothing else.


apt-get_r3kt

Molina confirmed it. This can’t go down well in the locker room.


neoBigBrother

I have followed football long enough to have seen credible journos paddeling absolute BS, which this article reeks of.


apt-get_r3kt

I wasn't clear, I'm not saying it's necessarily true but imagine being a player and reading this. Even if denied internally, it can be just to save face. This is the type of shit that is so crazy to read that it might just be believable, especially for PSG.


lamancha

This is el chiringuito. They know exactly jackshit. This is bullshit.


KanteBeAsked

Mbappe is just stalling untill they offer him the whole of Qatar, negotiating genius.


TomatoPolka

Mbappé to host the 2022 World Cup in his living room.


Bundmoranen

Smallest club in the world


[deleted]

Microscopic


roger_the_virus

This is all a bit sad and pathetic, unfortunately. They need to show a bit of self-respect here.


GYIM94

What madness is this? Do PSG have no shame? They’re acting like a guy who can’t accept their GF leaving them and are physically holding onto her leg as she’s trying to walk away while screaming and crying. This can’t be real.


south_west_trains

It's exactly what I thought too. Something tantamount to: "*If you leave me my life will be nothing and I'll kill myself*". I'm trying to think of the state equivalent of this. Threaten to blow up all the oil fields and poison the entire country?


jorgeelx

Accepts offer. Cancels old deal Signs a new deal for 1 trillion for one month. Deal starts 1st of july, ends 30th. Signs with madrid August 1st.


_TreDre

First time these people have ever heard no and they’ve lost their heads. When does Kylian start worrying about his safety?


jakezimmatore

When he finds a turtle’s head left in his bed


Tr0nCatKTA

>turtle's head left in his bed Mbappe's the [scat man](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turtlehead)


Gerrywalk

That’s when a talking rat invites him to live in the sewers and teach him martial arts


doktorcatzen

If anything happens to him, players going to World Cup Qatar should worry about beating Qatar too.


GentlemanBeggar54

It does make more sense when you frame it in terms of entitlement. Every other problem they have just been able to throw money at. You can also look at how PSG's president tried to attack a referee after the team was knocked out of the Champions League. That's the kind of rage that can only come from entitlement.


_TreDre

That’s how it comes across to me. It seems personal rather than business. Ridiculous financial packages, involving the French Government and now this strange managerial/ownership proposition. Idk, it comes across as egocentric


Plenty_Sound_8425

I find this hard to believe.


ElementaLized007

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


flagitiumhomines

This is the biggest bate ever, given who has said it, but surprisingly ppl are biting quite a bit. Knowing who Chiringuito works for I guess this is Florentino; way of taking the piss on the PSG owners and board.


mamasbreads

Idk why chiringuito isnt banned. Its basically a tabloid.


flagitiumhomines

As a serious source it 100% should .You can keep posts related to them as football comedy or sth but yeah.


xckd9

Its not true.


osuneuro

You believe this?


FootballthrowawayM05

Yeah, that would totally not backfire. Though I can see Mbappe being a better director of football than Leonardo at least.


Inter_Mirifica

That's what I was gonna write. PSG would probably be on better hands. At the very least, you'd get a SD that's on paper not making deals because of financial interest.


Skadrys

PSG about to name Mbappé as heir to the qatari throne...First of his name, King of the desert men and the andals And all that because he has good story to tell


MrMahony

Don't be ridiculous, they'll name him Kylian


ollster3000

Jesus christ hahah, it can’t even be about mbappe as a player anymore


Narretz

This can't be possibly true. It makes no sense. Mbappe wants to play football, not manage a football club.


DoJu318

First thing he would do is sell Messi and buy Ronaldo lol.


ironicfall

Imagine if he buys Ronaldo without selling Messi though. Dang Messi Neymar and Ronaldo in the same team! If it was 2015 I’d’ve been really excited right now


zamGlobal

Just make him the Emir of Qatar already


4dtakes

There’s absolutely no way that’s true lmao


Chhotu_uttam

Breaking News: Donatello offered to take over the leadership of the Ninja turtles from Leonardo.


ProudhPratapPurandar

This isn't about football anymore. It is only about Qatar and Nasser's pride. They'll do anything to not look 'beaten' by Madrid


champ19nz

What a tinpot club.


PrisonersofFate

Tbf, there is an historic fanbase at PSG and they didn't ask for Qatar to come and do things like that. This ridiculous behavior is recent. It used to be mismanagement before, but like everywhere


Teantis

Their fan base actually seems to outright consistently hate its ownership in fact, regardless of how things are going on the pitch. They're constantly writing open letters bitching about the owners every year it seems like.


PrisonersofFate

You know, actually I'm French, and that's qsi that drove me out like one or two years after the buy-out. It was just not fun anymore. I still follow them, I'm happy when they win, but i couldn't care less when they lose. Big champions league are still humiliating but honestly i don't lose sleep over it. One day, i saw Andy Carroll and i was like "fuck yeah that what i want to see" and he was fit for at least one month so I was hooked. Nene came as well and he was so good for Paris


Dhtekzz

Next up. PSG offer Mbappe to be the Prime Minister of the Ameer of Qatar


PIKa-kNIGHT

[This news is also confirmed by Romain Molina](https://twitter.com/Romain_Molina/status/1527073341575729152?t=Br7a36-ZQvVk7dvK_Vyh3w&s=19)


From-UoM

Molina saying Edu is right. The end is near


BrilliantFocus8946

What tier is Molina?


PIKa-kNIGHT

He's the one who released all the stuff about the sexual harrasments going on in football and all other stuff. He's one of the reputable journalists around.


CleverLime

Macron will offer him the presidency only if he stays at PSG


buckfeffjezos

At this rate they're just going to have to burn Parc des Princes to the ground and start over after Mbappe leaves. There's no salvaging their pride or reputation as a credible club after the way they've behaved during the Mbappe saga. Genuinely feel for PSG supporters.


luckymethod

LoL this is the reason I would leave a team. It would be crystal clear to me that I'm dealing with morons.


From-UoM

i call bs. But then again PSG are full of clowns. Also surely Mbappe wont accept this right? No player can have this much power over other players, coaches and management decisions


curtastrophe666

I would 100 percent accept that shit! And turn PSG into a Dynastic Succession!


FerraristDX

So Mbappé basically gets creative control, like Hulk Hogan in WCW.