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KillerZaWarudo

What tier is the mayor of Madrid?


OleoleCholoSimeone

The important thing is that he is a hardcore Atlético supporter :D


DatOgreSpammer

As well as the current King of Spain ;D


HI_I_AM_NEO

Not a good look on Atlético fans then


Moosje

Why?


SaltineFiend

Because he mayor may not be lying?


Sawl23

Ok fuck off, i laughed more than i should have at this


helvetiq

Not OP, but Almeida isn't widely known as 'dick face' for no reason.


muma10

If you squint his nose kind of looks like an eagles eye view of a dick and balls, but that’s true for most noses


Mosh83

So he looks like Modric?


senjeny

carapolla tier


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[удалено]


SilverStics

Man, I gotta tell ya... One of the greatest joys I get out of my life at this point in time is when I get a big, tight, festering zit on my back. I pull my shirt off and dig into it with the nail of both pointer fingers, one on either side, piquing the head into a tense little puss balloon. I'll hold it there for a second or two, until in a split second it ~SNAPS~ and leaves a red/yellow spatter on the bathroom mirror. I can't explain why it's so satisfying, but it fills my heart with joy and puts my mind at ease.


RoyRayhl

Don Comedia


DanielHawkinst

Getafe.


RosalieKennedyh

Perfect Suarez replacement.


akae

Thank you


nananananaBETMAN

el chiringuito


_ssac_

Elected tier?


asusvegetable1

tier 2


2sinkz

Well his name is Jose Luis so I assume good enough


andthehorizon

quality comment


Lem_201

surely Rayo


tweazz

Reuniting with Falcao


ArsiPappa

Damn life goes fast totally forgot they've played together once upon a time lol.


codespyder

*Monaco CL PTSD intensifies*


WergleTheProud

TBF, I think Mbappe was like 12 when he played with Falcao.


GenAnon

Pretty sure that’s about when Mbappe had his senior debut.


WergleTheProud

He was 16 - wild, but even better, I just checked on his wiki - he replaced Coentrao on his debut. The pasta shall live on!


TheOkada

So we'll finally have a wing back to replace Trippier


los_blanco_14

Mbappe doesnt like right flank.


LOKl31

When Cholo looks deep in your eyes 10 cm in front of your face you will like anything he proposes


SpearofTrium05

r/nocontext


quietlikeblood

Cholo doesnt give a fuck


EffortlessFlexor

he will learn - the system demands it


TheOkada

THIS


ManuMora98

Don Comedia


donteto

El bromas(?)


stormy83

Vivimos en una sociedad


aresman

en la REAL Sociedad


Ishdalar

[AUUPAAAAA](https://youtu.be/ShO-0N11oOM?t=34)


si1kyjohnston

TEXTO 🅱️AJO


DarkNightSeven

BASADO


Fern-ando

En la sociedad lo que no te mata te deja vivo


yorgee15

El jajas


VivasMadness

El risitas


ToddWaltersi

surely Rayo


311voltures

El Cabeza… de Micrófono


Reasonable-Sundae-19

Lol


Colchoner

Such a pity Chiringuito didnt get hold to this video first. Would love to see the EXCLUSIVA banner somewhere.


WW1Photos_Info

Can't wait for the double pivot CDM duo of Mbappé and Félix


Lemaradona

Excuse me? Mbappé will be a LWB not CDM.


los_blanco_14

That spot is reserved for carrasco


Lemaradona

Carrasco will play RWB.


rusable2

Llorente RCB then?


Lemaradona

He will play in that winger/midfielder/striker type of role he played before being forced to be wingback.


ManBearPigIsReal42

Yeah what happened to him? He was so so good for a bit.


axelthegreat

been playing as a right back all season. still great, just hard to score from there


HAWmaro

Am not sure Cholo will go full attacking football like that.


kilton989

Yeah, both are going to play as wingbacks surely.


urluckythisisnotyou

And they say Fifa is unrealistic


Nordie27

How can you be this boring? Making the same circlejerk jokes over and over, you have a terrible sense of humour It happens with every thread and subject on here, and it's frightening that people upvote and it and seem to find it funny. Why not just stick to football twitter? I'm sure you will get along very well with the comedians there


EntrepreneurWooden99

How can you be this boring? Making the same rants over and over, you have a terrible sense of humour It happens after every thread and joke on here, and it's frightening that people upvote it and seem to find it funny. Why not stick to football group chats? I'm sure you will get along very well with the idiots there


notusedusername2

Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped


WW1Photos_Info

I'm sorry didn't realize Reddit needed to be personally tailored to your sense of humor lol


Oisasmate

Maybe not everyone spends every minute of the day on reddit and they don't look at every new thread.


Lostphoton26

Perfect Suarez replacement.


AskNotAks

Especially if Suarez goes the other way and MSN run it back


holdenmyrocinante

That implies they can run


meertatt

Someone should just inject magic steroids into Suarez's knees and let him go for one more year to bring back the majesty of MSN one more time.


SaBe_18

Argentina 🤝 Uruguay 🤝 Brasil


aresman

LA TRIPLE ALIANZA (lmao sorry Paraguayan bros)


HotRefuse4945

Someone clone Roque Santa Cruz so we can make peace


Kap00ya

To be frank, paraguayans have nothing to do with the south american trio of countries that is uruguay, argentina, and brazil. It's an ancient triple rivalry.


aresman

I was referring to this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan\_War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War) , in South America the term "Triple Alliance" is very known from that war


jd451

3 South Americans from different countries teaming up to become the most lethal strikeforce in Europe was quite beautiful when you think about it. I love football


DarkNightSeven

Not just that, South American countries which have a fair amount of shared history among themselves. Would have been a bit more random if the countries involved were something like Brazil, Chile and Venezuela. But we are quite literally as close as neighbors can get (Brazil being a bit more isolated than the other two, due to massive geographic size, but still very much intertwined).


EntrepreneurWooden99

More like the most lethal ever


siriBackInWakanda

Football powerhouse.


shucksshuck

He has asthma!


BeerEater1

Add Cristiano Ronaldo for peak football


Furkan_1363

He is coming to Spurs according to Spiderman.


IpschwitzTownFC

[The Spiderman in question ](https://youtu.be/3-RW3nUHs8g)


jd451

I bet if Toby Maguire asked him to join spurs, Mbappe would've joined asap


bananabread_173

Bully Maguire would have bullied him into an Mbappe-Kane-Son front three


No-Assumption8024

Lmaooooooooooooo this shit is gold


thomasfoookingshelby

That's just the mask


stpstrt

Haha didn’t he tell Spider-Man no on the spot?


anataSEXY

Would be a decent backup for Kane


Eb_Marah

Spurderman


Beginning-Text4110

Julián Álvarez is going to city


AjenoMerveilles

He told me he is coming to Fir Park. Beginning to think Mbappe is just a slut...


[deleted]

I mean, you did win a Copa del Rey, so it's not that big of a difference tbh


AjenoMerveilles

True. We were so good in that tournament the Spanish sent us back to Scotland. To think again, presumably.


Steev182

Fuck me, they really did!


EasyModeActivist

(Ish, not an official tournament but they got a cup)


luchajefe

I mean, "Copa del Rey" is literally Cup of the King, so if the King makes a cup and you win it, you've won the "Copa del Rey". Or "Copa Especial del Rey" in this case.


7Thommo7

The pull of a ferno from Upper Crust is far reaching


majnubhaispainting

Mbappe, you ignorant slut!


purrpawsvetclinic

Felix and Mbappe on the same team. That's the simeone special. All gas no brakes.


patato_soldato

Felix and Mbappe in the same boat. That is the simeone unique. All gas no brakes.


Torkzilla

That would honestly be a sick lineup.


trendingDisfunction

Mbappe Griezmann Joao Felix ?


Tobiramen

Would actually love to see it (just not with Atleti)


Franchementballek

¿¿Joao Felix in the French NT?? (EXCLUSIVO DE u/tobiramen)


Necrenix

Topnotch housery right there.


ABobVanceFridge

Mayor is a confirmed shitposter.


downfallndirtydeeds

Mbappe will be playing defensive midfield in no time


trispann

🤣


randomcolchnero

You won't laugh when he pockets Benzema as a CDM. Cholo masterclass loading


VDV23

Mbappe DM, Carrasco LWB, Llorente second striker, Felix CB. Carlo won't know what has hit him


EntrepreneurWooden99

Lol second striker. This guy thinks Simeone will allow anyone past the halfway life


minkdraggingonfloor

Learning from his idol Danny Welbeck


Soppoi

Atleti would suit his playstyle though, doesn't it?


Potofgreedneedsnerf

I like him there as well. I think it would work well.


Mane_Firmino_Salah

Messi? He told me he was coming to Solihull Moors, not PSG.


LewsTherin177

I think his exact words were en la calle yo te mato.


its_the_luge

lmao


bananabread_173

Jordi Alba intensifies


der_Globetrotter

So those are the details that are left? He's coming to Madrid, but we don't know which team!


LasDen

Getafe


nono-squaree

Well he will be playing with another French forward


bananabread_173

Señor Griezmann!


flagitiumhomines

Mbappe Libero new Beckenbauer. The world is not ready for this.


ZachMich

False 5?


HeroDGamez

False 1 actually


BlondieClashNirvana

Why is the mayor of Madrid meeting with PSG owners?


LasDen

The owner of PSG is Qatar Sports Investment. There might be many business reasons for them to meet...


Moha2fois

The Emir in person is in Madrid actually


je-suis-pauvre

He's a head of state He was not there for sports related He met with the king of Spain, pm and other political figures


5ra63

This man has my vote


helvetiq

Don't, he's shite.


chippa93

This is obviously fake... Atleti only sign no. 10s


LilHalwaPoori

He wears the 10 for France right..??


Silveriovski

Almeida cara polla


frncscgmz

Almeida Carapolla


Totueloisazombie

Entré en los comentarios solo esperando esto


Azrael_

Would adding Mbappe to the current atleti squad made them a contender for the CL?


HippoBigga

Almeida carapolla


er_primo_der_rafa

Poco me parece


Haddep

Almeida carapolla


los_blanco_14

Rayo>>


boxro

Both better than Real Madrid in my unbiased opinion


The_prophet212

show me a football fan that doesn't harbour a secret love of Los Bukaneros and i will show you a fool


seriouslybrohuh

Why was he meeting the owner of PSG for?


PugeHeniss

That’s pretty funny ngl


southwales1985

The name on the contract does say Madrid......Atletico Madrid.


Daybreak_99

Wait a minute….all these time-


Yavin87

Also known as "Carapolla" or "Dickface". I firmly believe that this knowledge must be shared with you fellas.


2sinkz

Actually thanks for that, I was wondering what the others were saying


Gyara3

Fuck Almeida


youhavetheanswer

He belongs in Madrid. Perfect long term replacement of benzema


Fwesh-3607

We do some trolling


loupr738

Are they selling everyone else? I’m not sure he fall into our budget


Caps007

We do a lil trolling


Redaaku

What an absolute troll


BobbyClashbeat

Why is the Mayor involved in this?


lvl_60

Mbappe to arsenal confirmed


Wight3012

Imagine how interesting the league would become if it were true


paperkutchy

Mbappe PSTD when asked by Tom Holland to come to Tottenham, NO NO AHAHA NO NO


CMarssu

"Cockface" Almeida


inbredandapothead

Wow didn’t know he was Basque but welcome to Atheli Bilbao Mbappe


Mrmoi356

He did say Madrid is his favorite team...


ttimourrozd

Let's not forget Getafe..


Jawnyan

Hasn’t he got dodgy PPE equipment to spend billions on in what *totally* wasn’t corruption


StompyJones

The ultimate counter attacker's team


TheRealMylo

Simeone wouldn't know what to do with a player like him... just watch Felix.


AbleFig

[Kylian Mbappé 2022 - Welcome to Atletico Madrid? | Insane Skills, Goals & Assists - HD ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUjZhgiw4CE)


moriero

shit tier :)


0014A8

Tier?


nvrboa

At least he's still going to Madrid


sport_____

What happened to Reinier in Dortmund?


ehossain

What the shit!!??


Disastrous-Ride6443

Don carlo be like 🤨


asusvegetable1

what a troll


LeDevnoob

He is trolling right?


_lawand_

Welcome mbappe come play with joal Felix another expensive player


ForWeCanRise

Completely unrelated, but would someone from Madrid be able to recognize that street for me?


Regal-30-

He’s going to Getafe


YojinboK

Master Troll at work.


Redbullsnation

Talk about taking a piss to the next level