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What tier is the mayor of Madrid?
The important thing is that he is a hardcore Atlético supporter :D
As well as the current King of Spain ;D
Not a good look on Atlético fans then
Because he mayor may not be lying?
Ok fuck off, i laughed more than i should have at this
Not OP, but Almeida isn't widely known as 'dick face' for no reason.
If you squint his nose kind of looks like an eagles eye view of a dick and balls, but that’s true for most noses
So he looks like Modric?
Man, I gotta tell ya... One of the greatest joys I get out of my life at this point in time is when I get a big, tight, festering zit on my back. I pull my shirt off and dig into it with the nail of both pointer fingers, one on either side, piquing the head into a tense little puss balloon. I'll hold it there for a second or two, until in a split second it ~SNAPS~ and leaves a red/yellow spatter on the bathroom mirror.
I can't explain why it's so satisfying, but it fills my heart with joy and puts my mind at ease.
Perfect Suarez replacement.
Well his name is Jose Luis so I assume good enough
Reuniting with Falcao
Damn life goes fast totally forgot they've played together once upon a time lol.
*Monaco CL PTSD intensifies*
TBF, I think Mbappe was like 12 when he played with Falcao.
Pretty sure that’s about when Mbappe had his senior debut.
He was 16 - wild, but even better, I just checked on his wiki - he replaced Coentrao on his debut. The pasta shall live on!
So we'll finally have a wing back to replace Trippier
Mbappe doesnt like right flank.
When Cholo looks deep in your eyes 10 cm in front of your face you will like anything he proposes
Cholo doesnt give a fuck
he will learn - the system demands it
Vivimos en una sociedad
en la REAL Sociedad
En la sociedad lo que no te mata te deja vivo
El Cabeza… de Micrófono
Such a pity Chiringuito didnt get hold to this video first. Would love to see the EXCLUSIVA banner somewhere.
Can't wait for the double pivot CDM duo of Mbappé and Félix
Excuse me? Mbappé will be a LWB not CDM.
That spot is reserved for carrasco
Carrasco will play RWB.
Llorente RCB then?
He will play in that winger/midfielder/striker type of role he played before being forced to be wingback.
Yeah what happened to him? He was so so good for a bit.
been playing as a right back all season. still great, just hard to score from there
Am not sure Cholo will go full attacking football like that.
Yeah, both are going to play as wingbacks surely.
And they say Fifa is unrealistic
How can you be this boring? Making the same circlejerk jokes over and over, you have a terrible sense of humour
It happens with every thread and subject on here, and it's frightening that people upvote and it and seem to find it funny. Why not just stick to football twitter? I'm sure you will get along very well with the comedians there
How can you be this boring? Making the same rants over and over, you have a terrible sense of humour
It happens after every thread and joke on here, and it's frightening that people upvote it and seem to find it funny. Why not stick to football group chats? I'm sure you will get along very well with the idiots there
Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped
I'm sorry didn't realize Reddit needed to be personally tailored to your sense of humor lol
Maybe not everyone spends every minute of the day on reddit and they don't look at every new thread.
Especially if Suarez goes the other way and MSN run it back
That implies they can run
Someone should just inject magic steroids into Suarez's knees and let him go for one more year to bring back the majesty of MSN one more time.
Argentina 🤝 Uruguay 🤝 Brasil
LA TRIPLE ALIANZA (lmao sorry Paraguayan bros)
Someone clone Roque Santa Cruz so we can make peace
To be frank, paraguayans have nothing to do with the south american trio of countries that is uruguay, argentina, and brazil. It's an ancient triple rivalry.
I was referring to this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan\_War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War) , in South America the term "Triple Alliance" is very known from that war
3 South Americans from different countries teaming up to become the most lethal strikeforce in Europe was quite beautiful when you think about it.
I love football
Not just that, South American countries which have a fair amount of shared history among themselves. Would have been a bit more random if the countries involved were something like Brazil, Chile and Venezuela. But we are quite literally as close as neighbors can get (Brazil being a bit more isolated than the other two, due to massive geographic size, but still very much intertwined).
More like the most lethal ever
He has asthma!
Add Cristiano Ronaldo for peak football
He is coming to Spurs according to Spiderman.
[The Spiderman in question ](https://youtu.be/3-RW3nUHs8g)
I bet if Toby Maguire asked him to join spurs, Mbappe would've joined asap
Bully Maguire would have bullied him into an Mbappe-Kane-Son front three
Lmaooooooooooooo this shit is gold
That's just the mask
Haha didn’t he tell Spider-Man no on the spot?
Would be a decent backup for Kane
Julián Álvarez is going to city
He told me he is coming to Fir Park. Beginning to think Mbappe is just a slut...
I mean, you did win a Copa del Rey, so it's not that big of a difference tbh
True. We were so good in that tournament the Spanish sent us back to Scotland. To think again, presumably.
Fuck me, they really did!
(Ish, not an official tournament but they got a cup)
I mean, "Copa del Rey" is literally Cup of the King, so if the King makes a cup and you win it, you've won the "Copa del Rey". Or "Copa Especial del Rey" in this case.
The pull of a ferno from Upper Crust is far reaching
Mbappe, you ignorant slut!
Felix and Mbappe on the same team. That's the simeone special. All gas no brakes.
Felix and Mbappe in the same boat. That is the simeone unique. All gas no brakes.
That would honestly be a sick lineup.
Mbappe Griezmann Joao Felix ?
Would actually love to see it (just not with Atleti)
¿¿Joao Felix in the French NT?? (EXCLUSIVO DE u/tobiramen)
Topnotch housery right there.
Mayor is a confirmed shitposter.
Mbappe will be playing defensive midfield in no time
You won't laugh when he pockets Benzema as a CDM. Cholo masterclass loading
Mbappe DM, Carrasco LWB, Llorente second striker, Felix CB. Carlo won't know what has hit him
Lol second striker. This guy thinks Simeone will allow anyone past the halfway life
Learning from his idol Danny Welbeck
Atleti would suit his playstyle though, doesn't it?
I like him there as well. I think it would work well.
Messi? He told me he was coming to Solihull Moors, not PSG.
I think his exact words were en la calle yo te mato.
Jordi Alba intensifies
So those are the details that are left?
He's coming to Madrid, but we don't know which team!
Well he will be playing with another French forward
Mbappe Libero new Beckenbauer. The world is not ready for this.
False 1 actually
Why is the mayor of Madrid meeting with PSG owners?
The owner of PSG is Qatar Sports Investment. There might be many business reasons for them to meet...
The Emir in person is in Madrid actually
He's a head of state
He was not there for sports related
He met with the king of Spain, pm and other political figures
This man has my vote
Don't, he's shite.
This is obviously fake... Atleti only sign no. 10s
He wears the 10 for France right..??
Almeida cara polla
Entré en los comentarios solo esperando esto
Would adding Mbappe to the current atleti squad made them a contender for the CL?
Poco me parece
Both better than Real Madrid in my unbiased opinion
show me a football fan that doesn't harbour a secret love of Los Bukaneros and i will show you a fool
Why was he meeting the owner of PSG for?
That’s pretty funny ngl
The name on the contract does say Madrid......Atletico Madrid.
Wait a minute….all these time-
Also known as "Carapolla" or "Dickface". I firmly believe that this knowledge must be shared with you fellas.
Actually thanks for that, I was wondering what the others were saying
He belongs in Madrid. Perfect long term replacement of benzema
We do some trolling
Are they selling everyone else? I’m not sure he fall into our budget
We do a lil trolling
What an absolute troll
Why is the Mayor involved in this?
Mbappe to arsenal confirmed
Imagine how interesting the league would become if it were true
Mbappe PSTD when asked by Tom Holland to come to Tottenham, NO NO AHAHA NO NO
Wow didn’t know he was Basque but welcome to Atheli Bilbao Mbappe
He did say Madrid is his favorite team...
Let's not forget Getafe..
Hasn’t he got dodgy PPE equipment to spend billions on in what *totally* wasn’t corruption
The ultimate counter attacker's team
Simeone wouldn't know what to do with a player like him... just watch Felix.
[Kylian Mbappé 2022 - Welcome to Atletico Madrid? | Insane Skills, Goals & Assists - HD
shit tier :)
At least he's still going to Madrid
What happened to Reinier in Dortmund?
What the shit!!??
Don carlo be like 🤨
what a troll
He is trolling right?
Welcome mbappe come play with joal Felix another expensive player
Completely unrelated, but would someone from Madrid be able to recognize that street for me?
He’s going to Getafe
Master Troll at work.
Talk about taking a piss to the next level