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Regression2TheMean

Idk why I come to the comments. I guess I just love pain.


Rickrolled87

Same, ffs


mynameismulan

Watching Arsenal lately is like watching your friend who is really smart drink himself silly the night before the final exam.


fat_lazy_mofo

Dw you’re making us spurs fans ecstatic


Regression2TheMean

It’s amazing what being an Arsenal supporter does to your mental health. Can’t imagine what it’s like actually being an Arsenal player.


Lucioxd

you act like players care more than the supporters lol


Mr_Nightshade

Maybe we aren't so different after all..


appealprocessislong

Two sides of a coin, my boy.


notoorius

Bdsm


Robster_21

That’s it. Outplayed us for the whole 90. Completely deserved


Imbasauce

Lmao Wilson got cured by the goal


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ArgentineanWonderkid

Probably why jesus rose, realised he wasn't getting a free kick


Ryan97CFC

Feel for him tbf was a harsh decision, the lad proper nailed him


TheTackleZone

Well his own fault for getting on the end of that cross.


NoughtPointOneFour

Ikr. Looked hilarious.


el_rompe_toyotas-19

The Immobile special


ReanuuKeeeves

Amazing time to post 'How Arteta has led Arsenal to brink of Champions League after six-year absence'


irze

Well, the title is accurate to be fair


Oreallyman

So close yet so far away


anonymousloverboy

Impeccable timing


SaintEverton

Had to be on purpose


roguedevil

Post a 4 day article right after this goal confirms they'll miss out on CL? Of course it's on purpose, it's free karma and a way to shitpost without it getting taken down.


Alvarus94

It's not confirmed, they just need Norwich to win against Tottenham. I only managed to type that with a straight face cause 'Lads, it's Spurs' is a thing.


WarrenAlaCarte

If Man Utd and West Ham didn’t crumble late season, we should have been comfortably 7th on current form. It only gets trickier next season with mid week games.


DellJi

thread locked mods are arsenal fans


roguedevil

All "long reads" are locked for 5 minutes so that people actually read rather than shitpost.


kukolsghost

He’s a specialist in failure it is what it is


Inght

Quite delicious that he just signed a new contract too didn’t he


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

Tbf our goal was 6th place-ish, we looked like we were about to overachieve, then we just kinda didn't and now it feels like a failure despite being right on course


uwatfordm8

Arsenal: Are we the bottlers?


uqwee

Always have been.


SquidwardTesticles__

There is still one game left


NOPR

Yeah I'm feeling pretty good, but does no one remember losing to a relegated Newcastle with 10 men on the last game to slip from 2nd to 3rd and below Arsenal? Plenty of bottling opportunity left for us...


AliGoldsDayOff

I'm actually very at peace with things now that it's in our hands. I know anything can happen match to match but if you can't beat a relegated side with nothing but pride to play for you don't deserve it.


flylowe

I’m an Arsenal fan and remember 2016 final matchday very well but with Son on the brink of Golden boot? Norwich about to be sent to the shadow realm. I wish we had a player that could conjure up goals from nowhere like he’s been able to all year round.


Shadowbanned24601

Do you think an Italian manager like Conte would enjoy a prematch meal of lasagne?


xaviernoodlebrain

I’m pretty sure Levy has specifically instructed him no lasagne.


Rushfan1123

Norwich isn’t Newcastle though. Newcastle had motivation to go out of that season with some pride. Both because they are a big club and their fans are up there with the best. Norwich are the ultimate yo-yo club. They don’t care they’re going down. That Newcastle team also had good players in it. Norwich doesn’t really have a single player that Prem clubs will be looking for a deal on other than Pukki maybe. Spurs also go into this game with a clear objective and momentum massively on their side. We went into that Newcastle game still gutted over not catching Leicester.


formallyhuman

Let us also not forget Lasagna-gate.


Damnitwhathappened

Or are we dancers?


dankcorp

🔫🥹Always have been


doobie3101

Always have been....


just_dew_eat

Yes


Physical-South-3564

Finally... My God they should've been up by 5 already


just_dew_eat

Newcastle played so good


ArseneLupinIV

Howe has them playing with their hair on fire every match. Could do damage next season with some oil money buys.


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ncastleJC

Howe is really planting the seeds. I bet he can’t wait to start giving this team teeth in a systemic form so they can maximize their output.


Infinite_Surround

I hope we buy nobody and smash it next season...I jest. There'll be a lot of outgoing players, which is a shame because the squad feels like a unit that would fkn die for each other. But enjoy it while they're doing it. Still, we must progress.


culprith

Arsenal have been terrible lol


UsedGanache9

We’ve been so so bad. Don’t deserve top 4 if this is what we plan to take into it. How does Newcastle who have nothing to play for want it more than a team that has UCL football to play for.


obvious_bot

Young bloods can’t handle any sort of away atmosphere when the pressure is on


9HOS7

No experienced heads to help guide that either. Our experienced players are Cedric, Xhaka, Elneny, Lacazette. Only Xhaka can be considered a starter, the others are starting just because of injury. Losing Partey and Tierney during the last international break killed us.


EggfooVA

Ain’t nothing over till Sunday. You know how *consistent* we are 😳


9HOS7

Whilst I’d love for you to bottle it, I can’t see it happening. You have massive leaders in Conte, Kane, Son. Arteta is a promising manager but is still inexperienced. And our best players are still developing - Saka, Odegaard, Martinelli etc are all great players, but the type of mentality they need to get to see seasons like this through are things they can only gain from experience.


thomphoolery

You forgot to mention the guy who captained France to a World Cup


UsedGanache9

Clearly. We crumble too much. Threw the Spurs game away cause of a call that went against us. Threw the City game away when they got the penalty as well. I could recall more but I’m ending this season today.


siriBackInWakanda

Your RB should be left behind for keep performing shit everytime.


UsedGanache9

Cedric is horrific, liability in defense, can’t attack too well.


AcidHues

He was lucky Voldemort wasn't on the field


doubleclought

Last game of the season in front of their home fans. Of course they want it


UsedGanache9

I’m not saying they don’t want it, they clearly do. I’m more concerned how we don’t want it more than them. We are playing for top 4 against our closest rivals.


jstack25

Deserved. He has absolutely dominated this match all night long


Own_Acanthocephala19

To think you were close to getting him right?


RevertBackwards

We could have had him but we stupidly decided to not pursue him even though he was on our radar for two years


goonSquad15

That January window was a huge gamble and oh boy it did not pay off


ResilientDingleberry

It’s almost like the entire fan base predicted that a single significant injury would derail our season…


Chesey_

I still don't get it


Scutage

I heard that he could have signed for Arsenal, but he said ‘No, fuck that.’


MP4_26

Subscribe.


Jk186861

I’ve decided to just accept how hilarious this is


DerridasCircle

there's no other option after Pepe comes on


Damnitwhathappened

The Arsenal 'Hail Mary'


sanchezil

its more like fuck it the games gone might as well give him minutes at this point


AidanAzzar

I’d laugh if I wasn’t still broken from Saturday


TheBlueNomad

I have no reaction. I am still broken inside.


formerly_LTRLLTRL

Laugh a little. I'm remembering all the comments here a couple weeks back talking about Arsenal overtaking Chelsea for 3rd.


dankcorp

r/gunners in shambles


fux_tix

Is it ever not?


fatpizzachef

Yeah, this is why I'm laughing now, ha!


IloveGuanciale

I laughed but then I realised Arsenal’s greatest chance for CL football next year is that we get folded and they get our spot


Weird_Famous

We got a documentary to savor lads


arnienz

What documentary?


luh_shmunky

all or nothing they’re doing an arsenal edition


FIFAPLAYAH

Heard they changed the title to simply Nothing out respect to arsenal


grollate

I swear, All or Nothing is cursed


5_percent_discocunt

I’ll laugh for both of us mate, don’t worry.


AidanAzzar

appreciate u bro


Cowdude179

Nah I'm loving this


diegojaen18

I’m used to losing fa cup finals anyways 😭😭


Cowdude179

CWC > FA cup anyway hehe


SeriousLads

If you need cheering up, remember that Arsenal fans have been saying “we’re gonna catch you’s and come 3rd” for months only to end up finishing 5th


flancresty

something something fifth in a three horse race


KyleRaynerGotSweg

This is the laughter I needed


Andy-Is-Hot

im still laughing, it’s the best way to move on


bensleydale

Very cool Bruno G, very cool


anonymousloverboy

Where were you when Arsenal was kill


NorthenS

i was home eating dorito when phone ring


JPEGmotril

"Arsenal is kil"


Severe_Sweet_862

No


SeriousLads

Spurs legend Bruno Guimaraes?


bensleydale

Always rated him


TuneyTune92

Conte is going nuts lol


AGumby

Well deserved Newcastle have been brilliant tonight.


ChungusDaFungus

this really is setting up for a spurs loss vs norwich isnt it


four_four_three

If it was any other club than Watford or Norwich, there’d be a chance. But Norwich won’t touch the ball


DjToastyTy

Ironically Spurs usually lose the games when the opponent doesn’t touch the ball


More-Sky-4505

Spurs lose and arsenal draw with a dodgy last minute pen by everton would be incredible salt


like_my_likes

And this was after Lampard said in his press conference that arsenal get preferential treatment from refs. r/gunners would be the greatest thing in the world after that.


flancresty

Dele dive for the pen


kukolsghost

Arsenal need to win and we need to lose for them to get through


gyarrrrr

Hence the salt.


nicknaseef17

*don’t you dare*


LucozadeBottle1pCoin

If that happens I won't get a tattoo of the Arsenal crest, but that's about how likely I think it is.


tottenhamnole

What the fuck have you just done.


Physical_Wizard

To Dare Is To Don’t You Fucking Dare


ScienceWhizBen

Don't tempt fate!


SkittlesPizza

Luckily he said he won’t get a tattoo. Does anyone read?


RoliePolieCannoli_

Without a doubt lmaooo


Elchimo

Always rated newcastle


Nanven123

My second favorite club in fact


lssie_hyoudou

Yup still remember that 5-1 against Tottenham


DancezWithMoose

The game Sissoko turned into prime Xavi+Iniesta combined


xsvfan

Newcastle taketh and giveth


Hairydoggie

What a day, what a lovely day


fat_lazy_mofo

OH WHAT A NIGHT


JJGaminv

There’s going to be the inevitable ‘although it’s disappointing we’ve made amazing progress and I can’t wait to see what Arteta can do next season with some more depth and better investment’ but my god, how embarrassing to fail at the final hurdle in such unspectacular fashion


tenacious-g

Everyone fucking CHILL.


reavesfilm

No.


SofNascimento

Nothing heals a player better than a goal.


jonkman13

You're welcome, Spurs


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Almost poetic that Bruno scored. We extended Xhaka and signed Sambi over him


syed_abubaker15

Thanks


D0bbyP0tter

🎵 ARSENAL GET BATTERED, EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOOOO EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOO 🎵 🥳🍾🎉🎊🥳


indiblue825

Lads it's Arsenal


bhris6

imagine losing to newcastle in the last week of the season to let your rival go above you


BabyFacedJesus

Can’t imag…. Wait a minute


LeMaharaj

We need lasagne stat


Kingslayer1526

Well apparently it was a deal with the devil because for that humiliation and arsenal finishing above spurs for the 21st year in a row now spurs are suddenly about to finish above arsenal 6 seasons running


Hot_Spur

Difference between 2nd and 3rd means less then 4th and 5th. I think we won this battle lmao even though Leicester won the real battle :(


Logseman

The Toon giveth, the Toon taketh.


goonSquad15

Quite fitting


ukrisreng

Imagine losing a crucial match and then having newcastle do a dressing room picture afterwards. Fucking hilarious


tiford88

You can hear 50,000 geordies shout “go on” as soon as Wilson is through 😃


dudududujisungparty

The wheels have completely come off the Arsenal Top 4 bus


MajesticPlatypus9

We genuinely look like we don’t care. No fighting spirit at all. It’s like we don’t want to make an effort


andredatkush

Ar5enal


ZZ3peat

Let's fucking gooooooooo Kane, Son and Conte in the CL


HodgyBeatsss

> Conte in the CL Enjoy the 6 games


nicknaseef17

FUCKKKKK YEAHHHHHH


mister_greenman

Surely we won't bottle it against an already relegated, bottom of the table Norwich....


lawrence_uber_alles

We could never…


GiovanniOnion

We just need a draw but you know... Watch us lose 1:0 against a relegated norwich and then arsenal loose 2:0 against everton lmao


anonymousloverboy

The scenes lol


Gingereader

Any true Spurs fan knows how dangerous this is lining up to be. True meme material. We're talking a 4-0 style loss at the hands of Norwich


jlacour

As long as they keep 11 men on the pitch I won’t freak out


grollate

ARSENAL GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO!


WigglyParrot

BRUNO IS A GEORDIE BRUNO IS A GEORDIE NA NA NA NA


Yellow-Safety-Vest

Bye bye 4th place.


Due-Welder5285

Newcastle have been brilliant today.


Idontlikemeeither2

New contract for Mikel


Goalnado

I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRUNO


deception42

Best Bruno in the league


AndrewD923

Howe managing, Joelinton/Bruno midfield along with reinforcement from oil money. Newcastle gonna be very dangerous next year.


Donny_Solider

Yes lad! If you listen to the media we are going to have a 100 man squad next season, can’t wait!


Whacky-Tobaccy

Don’t forget Mbappe


the_beast93112

Yeah imagine having Chris Wood for 60 minutes and Mbappé come out of the bench.


Aldirus

it was over the second rob holding got sent off


ElevatorSecrets

Newcastle rampant. What a team.


emre23

You think it ought to be hard for Newcastle to crack top 6 but when you look at what they’re up against… CL in a couple of years doesn’t seem entirely ridiculous


fap4jesus

St Arsenaling day


classymoos

Arseover


Sad-Department325

Incoming mega compilation of all decisions that went against Arsenal this season


SonnyBallonDOr

Do you guys hear it? ITS THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ANTHEM.


Xcuse_Me_Sir-

All the signs point to a shock defeat against Norwich


azifs

and arsenal also ending in a draw 92nd minute


Jansiz

Life is pain


TheRealPooh

Spurs Legend imo


Mo-De-Lemone

EVERYONE GET IN HERE


Pek-Man

What a pass, Longstaff!


Maxdahustla

LADS


silent--onomatopoeia

ITS


Scorpio_Rex

ARSENAL!


kingmakyeda

I’m sad


bandofgypsies

Well this is quite the development...


Gobshiight

Maybe arsenal was the spurs all along


AshkenaziTwink

ben white playing him on, my HERO


Football0nly21

Brunoooo


9HOS7

We’ve been absolutely terrible. Don’t deserve to qualify for CL at all. This young team needs actual experience guiding it. High pressure situation, and they just folded. I hope we address the lack of experience and depth in the summer. A back up LB, back up RB, starting CM, and starting ST are crucial.


TheNiggumcisionizer

Eriksen to tottenham a done deal and here we go?


zazzza666

Nah but newcastle will actually be a threat next year


JourneytoAlpha

OMG


Has_dodgy_legs

He could have signed for Arsenal but he said no fuck that!


Kid_Twiz

Hahahah after all the shit arsenal fans have been talking they’re still not getting T4


DekiTree

This was the referees fault right?


TottenhamDan

The league, the refs, the media… but DEFINITELY not Arsenal.