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Electrical-Bee-1889

Did Dan Burn make any tackles during the match??


py87

Arsenal = tin man from Wizard of Oz, no heart


Chill125

Jesus wept


simplytom_1

Would say you're welcome Spurs, but you could still Spurs it against Norwich


Nebbuchadnazzar

\^This


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Prismcrux

All spurs have to do is draw against a team that is already relegated and has nothing to play for and they’re in. Safe to say it’s done.


Fardin_the_spardin

5-1 newcastle 2016


Prismcrux

Oh I’m more than aware, just not allowing myself any hope haha


Mario_Maker_Rookie

Nothing like beating Arsenal to turn ‘bad guys’ Newcastle into the ‘good guys’. I hate you all ☹️


spidernest

Ok that's that. If you excuse me guys I will be silent till the start of the season. It's been a shite season but always lovely to be in your company. Till then Greezers and Louisas


marxistmatty

ARSENAL GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO


twomanyfaces10

🎵EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO🎶 E: I puked a bit celebrating with a Spurs fan :(


5goldchains

Shouldn't be in the champions league if Nketia is starting


RedBaron1902

TOON ARMY!!


MopeyCrackerz

Champion's League is still possible but what's the point if we get bounced out in the Group Stages?


Public-Database-6771

I’m okay with Europa League on an experiential level, and it does come with the benefit of a better chanc of a long run and a challenge. The main worry is how it affects our summer window, with either the ability to attract the right targets, or before we even get to that stage, just the willingness of the board to invest significantly. The other downer is the circumstances of how poorly we’ve played at times towards the end of the season, albeit with injury problems. Inexperience really showed though, I guess.


SteeMonkey

Spurs need a point at Norwich...


tigralfrosie

Will Saka renew if you don't? Would Jesus want to sign?


eipic

€€€ is why. It’s the appeal.


dan623

What a car crash ending for Arsenal


tigralfrosie

Never got the engine turning over to begin with.


spidernest

I just hope that City loses the league so everyone can talk about that melt down


08TangoDown08

subscribe


mushy_friend

Would be incredible


RYAN_BENJAMIN

Lego haired fraud.


me1ina

the amazon documentary is going to be so embarrassing idk if I’ll even be able to watch 😭😭😭


tigralfrosie

Amazon production team pick 'em, don't they?


StayGoldenBronyBoy

i cant wait to enjoy this moment all over again


one_arsene_wenger

Atleast that music is a belter .. anyone knows the name ?


MtnDewed

Very true. Movin' On Up by Primal Scream.


PurpleSi

Primal Scream, Movin' On Up, from Screamadelica - incredible album


itonlytakes1

Movin on up


SteeMonkey

Honestly what a performance. What a turn around for this club. Eddie Howe, simply amazing.


jay_alfred_prufrock

This scoreline flatters Arsenal so much it is insane. They could've easily lost this by 5


Bobson567

great post match song


eipic

I will buy a fuck ton of Colman’s mustard if Norwich beat Spurs.


Capable-Network7088

Spurs can lose against Norwich. Still don’t see a team this rattled getting a win against Everton


PM_Me_Unpierced_Ears

Monkey's Paw finger curls: Norwich beat Spurs but Arsenal only draw to Everton, and now you also have to find a place to store all that mustard.


urbannnomad

Fraud Arteta, getting rid of half their team, they are getting exposed again. Using young players and having no depth because of lack of man management isn't an excuse.


jay_alfred_prufrock

Especially when it is your 3rd year in charge of the same club.


zeezymac1

Processing....


AVeryPolitePers0n

bottled


Hassadar

Can't fault Newcastle. Outplayed us. Deserve this win Newcastle


Mr_Hendrix

UP THE TOON


JonnyArtois

Fully deserved that, we could have scored 4-5 today.


blackl0tus_

Pepe tripping over into a cartwheel. Isn’t that a metaphor for our season?


Bobson567

Guys we might have lost 2-0, but that Ramsdale save was amazing. a W in my book


Radthereptile

It was a really good save.


HotGeordieNights

I’M MOVING ON UP NOWWWWWW


avolcando

Pepe tripping himself up really sums up his Arsenal tenure


okalas

Wenger out! We're fed up of the same year in and out! Haha fuck arsenal.


PurpleSi

We could stay up on just our 2022 points alone. Nuts.


SteeMonkey

That's insane. Not bad for the lad who took Bournemouth down...


War_Daddy_Zangief

Sky commentators trying to drum up business for Sunday, its over lol.


SteeMonkey

They're all saying it's over


ivo0009

No charisma fc


MopeyCrackerz

Teta looks like he knows his job is on the line. Too bad it isn't. They slapped him with the extension.


jepayotehi

Newcastle are gonna be fighting for Europa league spot next season along with arsenal. Trust the process


StayGoldenBronyBoy

the process of backing a dumptruck of oil money up to st james?


Regression2TheMean

A lot of fans won’t agree, but I just want us back in Europe. Sure, it will suck if we don’t get CL, mainly because it was in our hands. But after the first 3 games of the season, if you told me we would finish 5th, I’d be satisfied. But now, knowing what we could have, it would just leave a bitter taste in my mouth.


xXBrajkXx

Odegaard is incredible he deserves better than this


Pirate1000rider

That sums up pepe's Arsenal career in that last 10 seconds: gets the ball, runs at people, gets the ball caught up between his feet and falls over. Ultimately doing nothing.


RYAN_BENJAMIN

Primal Scream 🙌


foff2020

Arsenal fans should post that Ramsdale save.


sheikh_n_bake

We've absolutely smashed them to bits. Couple good saves by Ramsdale tonight or it'd be 4/5-0. You're welcome Spurs! Up the mags.


Mr_Hendrix

Fucking Gooners Only ones conspiring against you are your own players 😂


Kneepi

Good match, felt like we played a bottom half club and not the team that was 4th last round


Regga005

Get will Smith to slap pepe at the next Oscars


MolicOnePGR

Why would Gabriel Jesus want to come to this team?


Kiseki-

Aaaah why not 3-0...


tormarod

Ben Shite


bsl_questions

Class!


WhiteHartLaneFan

Incredible result!


Rohgho

If newcastle could finish they would be up 4 or 5 goals


lovelylantern

xhaka is inevitable


BornSlippy1994

ARSENAL TEARS. WE’VE MADE SOMEBODY CRY


stankbeast91

I'm amazed this is only 2-0. Newcastle have been all over Arsenal for the entire match


tnweevnetsy

I'm sorry that was a fucking hilarious dive Pepe what the fuck


Ptile

At least you won't get spanked by Bayern and Barca


Obvious_Armadillo858

If betting companies had any self preservation intincts, they would refuse to offer bets on Xhaka getting carded. That man is going to bring down that whole poinsonous industry


Dense_Temporary9172

pepe is basically robben if robben was shite


Wormfather

Congrats Chelsea, enjoy your summer.


bfm211

Have to say, Newcastle have been genuinely brilliant. Bit scared of them next season with their inevitable signings.


TheGoldenNewtRobber

Xhaka had to get the trademark needless yellow in ofc


BornSlippy1994

The only thing which could have topped this off would have been a Gayle scorpion kick to make it three nil.


evilcanetoad

Arsenal have a young side, they’re only gonna get better Is what we’ve been hearing for the last 12 years


MolicOnePGR

Newcastle have thoroughly outplayed Arsenal. Credits to them.


geoffreyisagiraffe

That high press against the Arsenal backs from the start was incredible and it fucking *lasted* all match.


2late2realise

Without Ramsdale, this could easily be 5-0 to Newcastle


RushiAndrew

Falling over with first two kicks of the game, suicide passes doesn't set a good time for your team, even if he redeemed himself, would Emi martinez for instance have changed the first 5 minutes and thus the flow of the game?


Diklap

Most games would is one side didn't have a GK


RegistaTrequista

Newcastle about to be scary next season


Wrasserman

Arsenal can still come back


HotGeordieNights

Ugh a Gayle goal would have been chef’s kiss


vadapaav

Does arsenal defense think they are playing Liverpool?


sjekky

Xhaka booking in for all the fixers in Eastern Europe.


dan623

Unreal for Castle and the fans this evening


spursyspursy

that was a mental save by ramsdale


jepayotehi

Did the ref ask if laca wanted the yellow instead?


MrBIGtinyHappy

Honestly 2-0 is such a let off for Arsenal tonight


MopeyCrackerz

I don't think we can convince Jesus to come to us anymore.


chad_virginator

Arsenal need a different Jesus tbh.


zackya89

there is that secure +90min Xhaka yellow


marxistmatty

Arsenal fans all week: cOnGraTuLaTioNs, EnJoy 5tH Turned out to be a premonition 😂


drdessertlover

Is it the Ref's fault today or are we back to missing Partey?


fuckmethathurt

Full backs, partey, a striker


drdessertlover

A competent manager too


magpieonacid

imagine Gayle actually scored a backheel goal


foot_99

Genuinely should be 4 or 5 lmao Not complaining tho


jkhaynes147

Has lacazette even touched the ball since coming on?


dane_

Give Eddie a 7 year contract


zeezymac1

He'll decline it surely


grollate

For anyone still wondering if Xhaka is a dirty player.


NachoMan-SandyRavage

Newcastle should be well clear, they could have had 4 or more lol.


Has_dodgy_legs

Dwight, we both know you won't be here next year just go for goal mate get your last goal for us


phoenixazsucks

Stinky Arsenal deodorant wearing Tottenham


evilcanetoad

Lol Newcastle showboating now


madterrier

I can see this Arsenal losing to Everton too.


TheBlueNomad

Old habits die hard. Spurs can still Spurs.


Runarhalldor

Callum explaining the tooth thing. Wish I could lip read


ShiteRemote

It'th thore


he1101

lol Arsenal fans who seriously believe EL is fine are pathetic. Not only is this a bottlejob but your transfer policy changes completly


TheUderfrykte

Tbh I reckon at least missing out on Dybala might help them. Of course I'd have loved him at Spurs and would still welcome him, but when judging him for another Club my hearts bias disappears a bit and I feel he's a risky big signing for a club like them or us. Probably would be a safer bet for a club who can afford a luxury signing like him.


Jansiz

"young hungry core" my arse


avolcando

How do Arsenal have like 8 attackers on the pitch but can still not attack


jay_alfred_prufrock

Because they have all those attackers on


marxistmatty

One word: Arteta. Long may his reign continue.


zackya89

all credit to Newcastle


tnweevnetsy

Xhaka had no intention there except to get that fucking yellow lol never change


ModestWhimper

Wonder how many bets there were on a 95th minute Xhaka yellow


[deleted]

Champions League incentive for new signings gone, both recognised strikers leaving on a free, stuck with players like Pepe and Xhaka. Hard summer coming up for Arsenal.


dfcritter

Keep going.


NephewChaps

entire season fucking around in top 4 just to end up playing in EL again lmao


firelf93

I said it last week ain’t no way gunners win out. Come in Everton it’s arse fucking time.


MopeyCrackerz

This could have been prevented if Arteta didn't sell a bunch of players in January. What was he thinking? Now we can barely field a competent 11 due to injuries.


zackya89

with that Auba deal helping his mates at Barca, and with Bellerin helping his other mates at Real Betis


irishdgenr8

No matter who you support the clash of the comedy clubs between arsenal and Everton has to be tempting to watch on Sunday


Dense_Temporary9172

gonna have a field day with the new amazon documentary


thediabolicalkid

Gabriel Jesus wants to go here. Come on lad, you are better than this


PurpleSi

Bruno is nearly always MOTM, but yeah, Wilson was superb tonight.


Regression2TheMean

I guess a win for my birthday was a little too much to ask for..


ShiteRemote

Happy birthday mate, sorry we smashed you.


Regression2TheMean

I love getting smashed on my birthday, just not like this.


CaptainKursk

commiserations my guy, hope it was at least an alright day otherwise


Regression2TheMean

Sadly games like this tend to ruin my day. On the bright side I have 2 brand new bottles of whiskey that are begging to be opened.


geoffreyisagiraffe

Happy birthday, sorry your party sucked.


Eraser92

We’ve been absolute shit tonight


ArnoldRimmersH

Dwight Gayle somehow simultaneously looks like a baby, and a pensioner


neandertales

Pepe is afraid for his toes.. weak there


RM_7

Pepe is pathetic. No care.


Astridsfather

He’s checked out, off this summer…


eipic

I could blame us for not winning those 3 games last month. I could blame Leicester for imploding against Spurs a couple of months ago. But I’ll accept we’re just not there at the moment. We have to go again next year.


theenigmacode

Blame everyone but Arteta


eipic

I did. He didn’t win those 3 games.


theenigmacode

Obligatory Xhaka Yellow


wallnumber8675309

Should’ve been red


NachoMan-SandyRavage

Xhaka lol.


jaykae2

I honestly can't remember a team chasing top 4 that's ever dropped two absolutely embarrassing performances in a row like this. This gooner team is literally dead. Saka, Smith-Rowe and Odegaard all anonymous


scarb_123

Didn’t Leicester bottle it too a couple of seasons ago?


foff2020

Arsenal have done a Spurs/Arsenal. You need a top manager to break the curse the way Spurs have, so what do Arsenal do...they give Arteta a contract extension.


idunnomysex

Thank you Newcastle 🖤🤍


dane_

No problem pal


sungbysung

If this is Newcastle with NOTHING to play for…


DjToastyTy

Most of their players have incentives for table position. Some of them are playing for 6 figure bonuses. But yeah I agree they are scary


tnweevnetsy

Only Arsenal fans can get 6 minutes of added time and still whine about it not being enough


ivo0009

Copium levels are Too high


RM_7

90 wasn't enough either tbf.


ClintGreasewood

Dybala crossing Arsenal off the list.


evilcanetoad

Arsenal play brilliant football at times when there is zero pressure. As soon as they’re actually close to something, they crumble


Bobson567

mentality midgets


DeceptiveToast

COYS!! But it will be very spurs thing to do to lose against Norwich, and Arsenal wins against Everton.


TheUderfrykte

We only need a draw, if we can't get a draw against a Norwich side with a goal Differential of -56 we don't deserve it, simple as that!


jdckelly

Well unless arsenal win 16-0 or something


BLinthehouse

shoutout to Wilson, Ritchie and Fraser who were with Eddie Howe at Bournemouth. Wilson played so damn well


TheGameIsAboutGlory1

To be fair to him, Arteta has come a very long way from being a prisoner on the Black Rock.


TheUderfrykte

So glad I chose to watch this game over playing Rocket League with my mate lmao Actually cracking game, really well played by Newcastle and still always thrilling because you can't count out Arsenal this year. As a less than neutral neutral, I've had loads of fun and the result is the cherry on top!


vadapaav

I have tried playing that game so much, could never learn it


TakenByVultures

Steep learning curve but stick with it, great fun once it "clicks".


DjToastyTy

It has a steep learning curve. Takes a lot of time to get good


Kneepi

Come on Gayle!!!


MrConor212

AFTV is my entertainment for the night it seems. The salt mmhmm


zeezymac1

then OOZing for desert


evilcanetoad

Hey Arsenal fans, Dyche is out of a job. Cheeky offer?


zackya89

Newcastle shut them out so much that they been forced to shoot from outside the box


ShutupNdSquat

Never forget when Arsenal fans bantered us about europa league. Never. Forgot. LOOOOOOOOOLLLL


Rodin-V

All my screenshots of arsenal fans talking shit are ready to go, waiting til Sunday cause I'm not about to make myself look like a twat if we bottle it


ambiguousboner

Dwight Gayle hahaha now they’re proper taking the piss


TheArksmith

Giving him a couple minutes as he will be leaving in summer


ambiguousboner

Amazed no championship teams tried to get him this season


TBHBP

as if cedric lol


PurpleSi

Bye bye Dwight lad. Honestly, I wouldn't say a thing against him, he's been a top pro for us, and good luck to him next year in the Championship.


dreammm1

the scary thing is, Newcastle looked good against everyone but Liverpool and city made them look average, Pl is a 2 horse race for few years to come


BornSlippy1994

Wilson is a top 8 striker when fit. Quality, quality player. Disappointed that Ritchie didn’t get any minutes.