Did Dan Burn make any tackles during the match??

Arsenal = tin man from Wizard of Oz, no heart

Jesus wept

Would say you're welcome Spurs, but you could still Spurs it against Norwich

\^This

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All spurs have to do is draw against a team that is already relegated and has nothing to play for and they’re in. Safe to say it’s done.

5-1 newcastle 2016

Oh I’m more than aware, just not allowing myself any hope haha

Nothing like beating Arsenal to turn ‘bad guys’ Newcastle into the ‘good guys’. I hate you all ☹️

Ok that's that. If you excuse me guys I will be silent till the start of the season. It's been a shite season but always lovely to be in your company. Till then Greezers and Louisas

ARSENAL GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO

🎵EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO🎶 E: I puked a bit celebrating with a Spurs fan :(

Shouldn't be in the champions league if Nketia is starting

TOON ARMY!!

Champion's League is still possible but what's the point if we get bounced out in the Group Stages?

I’m okay with Europa League on an experiential level, and it does come with the benefit of a better chanc of a long run and a challenge. The main worry is how it affects our summer window, with either the ability to attract the right targets, or before we even get to that stage, just the willingness of the board to invest significantly. The other downer is the circumstances of how poorly we’ve played at times towards the end of the season, albeit with injury problems. Inexperience really showed though, I guess.

Spurs need a point at Norwich...

Will Saka renew if you don't? Would Jesus want to sign?

€€€ is why. It’s the appeal.

What a car crash ending for Arsenal

Never got the engine turning over to begin with.

I just hope that City loses the league so everyone can talk about that melt down

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Would be incredible

Lego haired fraud.

the amazon documentary is going to be so embarrassing idk if I’ll even be able to watch 😭😭😭

Amazon production team pick 'em, don't they?

i cant wait to enjoy this moment all over again

Atleast that music is a belter .. anyone knows the name ?

Very true. Movin' On Up by Primal Scream.

Primal Scream, Movin' On Up, from Screamadelica - incredible album

Movin on up

Honestly what a performance. What a turn around for this club. Eddie Howe, simply amazing.

This scoreline flatters Arsenal so much it is insane. They could've easily lost this by 5

great post match song

I will buy a fuck ton of Colman’s mustard if Norwich beat Spurs.

Spurs can lose against Norwich. Still don’t see a team this rattled getting a win against Everton

Monkey's Paw finger curls: Norwich beat Spurs but Arsenal only draw to Everton, and now you also have to find a place to store all that mustard.

Fraud Arteta, getting rid of half their team, they are getting exposed again. Using young players and having no depth because of lack of man management isn't an excuse.

Especially when it is your 3rd year in charge of the same club.

Processing....

bottled

Can't fault Newcastle. Outplayed us. Deserve this win Newcastle

UP THE TOON

Fully deserved that, we could have scored 4-5 today.

Pepe tripping over into a cartwheel. Isn’t that a metaphor for our season?

Guys we might have lost 2-0, but that Ramsdale save was amazing. a W in my book

It was a really good save.

I’M MOVING ON UP NOWWWWWW

Pepe tripping himself up really sums up his Arsenal tenure

Wenger out! We're fed up of the same year in and out! Haha fuck arsenal.

We could stay up on just our 2022 points alone. Nuts.

That's insane. Not bad for the lad who took Bournemouth down...

Sky commentators trying to drum up business for Sunday, its over lol.

They're all saying it's over

No charisma fc

Teta looks like he knows his job is on the line. Too bad it isn't. They slapped him with the extension.

Newcastle are gonna be fighting for Europa league spot next season along with arsenal. Trust the process

the process of backing a dumptruck of oil money up to st james?

A lot of fans won’t agree, but I just want us back in Europe. Sure, it will suck if we don’t get CL, mainly because it was in our hands. But after the first 3 games of the season, if you told me we would finish 5th, I’d be satisfied. But now, knowing what we could have, it would just leave a bitter taste in my mouth.

Odegaard is incredible he deserves better than this

That sums up pepe's Arsenal career in that last 10 seconds: gets the ball, runs at people, gets the ball caught up between his feet and falls over. Ultimately doing nothing.

Primal Scream 🙌

Arsenal fans should post that Ramsdale save.

We've absolutely smashed them to bits. Couple good saves by Ramsdale tonight or it'd be 4/5-0. You're welcome Spurs! Up the mags.

Fucking Gooners Only ones conspiring against you are your own players 😂

Good match, felt like we played a bottom half club and not the team that was 4th last round

Get will Smith to slap pepe at the next Oscars

Why would Gabriel Jesus want to come to this team?

Aaaah why not 3-0...

Ben Shite

Class!

Incredible result!

If newcastle could finish they would be up 4 or 5 goals

xhaka is inevitable

ARSENAL TEARS. WE’VE MADE SOMEBODY CRY

I'm amazed this is only 2-0. Newcastle have been all over Arsenal for the entire match

I'm sorry that was a fucking hilarious dive Pepe what the fuck

At least you won't get spanked by Bayern and Barca

If betting companies had any self preservation intincts, they would refuse to offer bets on Xhaka getting carded. That man is going to bring down that whole poinsonous industry

pepe is basically robben if robben was shite

Congrats Chelsea, enjoy your summer.

Have to say, Newcastle have been genuinely brilliant. Bit scared of them next season with their inevitable signings.

Xhaka had to get the trademark needless yellow in ofc

The only thing which could have topped this off would have been a Gayle scorpion kick to make it three nil.

Arsenal have a young side, they’re only gonna get better Is what we’ve been hearing for the last 12 years

Newcastle have thoroughly outplayed Arsenal. Credits to them.

That high press against the Arsenal backs from the start was incredible and it fucking *lasted* all match.

Without Ramsdale, this could easily be 5-0 to Newcastle

Falling over with first two kicks of the game, suicide passes doesn't set a good time for your team, even if he redeemed himself, would Emi martinez for instance have changed the first 5 minutes and thus the flow of the game?

Most games would is one side didn't have a GK

Newcastle about to be scary next season

Arsenal can still come back

Ugh a Gayle goal would have been chef’s kiss

Does arsenal defense think they are playing Liverpool?

Xhaka booking in for all the fixers in Eastern Europe.

Unreal for Castle and the fans this evening

that was a mental save by ramsdale

Did the ref ask if laca wanted the yellow instead?

Honestly 2-0 is such a let off for Arsenal tonight

I don't think we can convince Jesus to come to us anymore.

Arsenal need a different Jesus tbh.

there is that secure +90min Xhaka yellow

Arsenal fans all week: cOnGraTuLaTioNs, EnJoy 5tH Turned out to be a premonition 😂

Is it the Ref's fault today or are we back to missing Partey?

Full backs, partey, a striker

A competent manager too

imagine Gayle actually scored a backheel goal

Genuinely should be 4 or 5 lmao Not complaining tho

Has lacazette even touched the ball since coming on?

Give Eddie a 7 year contract

He'll decline it surely

For anyone still wondering if Xhaka is a dirty player.

Newcastle should be well clear, they could have had 4 or more lol.

Dwight, we both know you won't be here next year just go for goal mate get your last goal for us

Stinky Arsenal deodorant wearing Tottenham

Lol Newcastle showboating now

I can see this Arsenal losing to Everton too.

Old habits die hard. Spurs can still Spurs.

Callum explaining the tooth thing. Wish I could lip read

It'th thore

lol Arsenal fans who seriously believe EL is fine are pathetic. Not only is this a bottlejob but your transfer policy changes completly

Tbh I reckon at least missing out on Dybala might help them. Of course I'd have loved him at Spurs and would still welcome him, but when judging him for another Club my hearts bias disappears a bit and I feel he's a risky big signing for a club like them or us. Probably would be a safer bet for a club who can afford a luxury signing like him.

"young hungry core" my arse

How do Arsenal have like 8 attackers on the pitch but can still not attack

Because they have all those attackers on

One word: Arteta. Long may his reign continue.

all credit to Newcastle

Xhaka had no intention there except to get that fucking yellow lol never change

Wonder how many bets there were on a 95th minute Xhaka yellow

Champions League incentive for new signings gone, both recognised strikers leaving on a free, stuck with players like Pepe and Xhaka. Hard summer coming up for Arsenal.

Keep going.

entire season fucking around in top 4 just to end up playing in EL again lmao

I said it last week ain’t no way gunners win out. Come in Everton it’s arse fucking time.

This could have been prevented if Arteta didn't sell a bunch of players in January. What was he thinking? Now we can barely field a competent 11 due to injuries.

with that Auba deal helping his mates at Barca, and with Bellerin helping his other mates at Real Betis

No matter who you support the clash of the comedy clubs between arsenal and Everton has to be tempting to watch on Sunday

gonna have a field day with the new amazon documentary

Gabriel Jesus wants to go here. Come on lad, you are better than this

Bruno is nearly always MOTM, but yeah, Wilson was superb tonight.

I guess a win for my birthday was a little too much to ask for..

Happy birthday mate, sorry we smashed you.

I love getting smashed on my birthday, just not like this.

commiserations my guy, hope it was at least an alright day otherwise

Sadly games like this tend to ruin my day. On the bright side I have 2 brand new bottles of whiskey that are begging to be opened.

Happy birthday, sorry your party sucked.

We’ve been absolute shit tonight

Dwight Gayle somehow simultaneously looks like a baby, and a pensioner

Pepe is afraid for his toes.. weak there

Pepe is pathetic. No care.

He’s checked out, off this summer…

I could blame us for not winning those 3 games last month. I could blame Leicester for imploding against Spurs a couple of months ago. But I’ll accept we’re just not there at the moment. We have to go again next year.

Blame everyone but Arteta

I did. He didn’t win those 3 games.

Obligatory Xhaka Yellow

Should’ve been red

Xhaka lol.

I honestly can't remember a team chasing top 4 that's ever dropped two absolutely embarrassing performances in a row like this. This gooner team is literally dead. Saka, Smith-Rowe and Odegaard all anonymous

Didn’t Leicester bottle it too a couple of seasons ago?

Arsenal have done a Spurs/Arsenal. You need a top manager to break the curse the way Spurs have, so what do Arsenal do...they give Arteta a contract extension.

Thank you Newcastle 🖤🤍

No problem pal

If this is Newcastle with NOTHING to play for…

Most of their players have incentives for table position. Some of them are playing for 6 figure bonuses. But yeah I agree they are scary

Only Arsenal fans can get 6 minutes of added time and still whine about it not being enough

Copium levels are Too high

90 wasn't enough either tbf.

Dybala crossing Arsenal off the list.

Arsenal play brilliant football at times when there is zero pressure. As soon as they’re actually close to something, they crumble

mentality midgets

COYS!! But it will be very spurs thing to do to lose against Norwich, and Arsenal wins against Everton.

We only need a draw, if we can't get a draw against a Norwich side with a goal Differential of -56 we don't deserve it, simple as that!

Well unless arsenal win 16-0 or something

shoutout to Wilson, Ritchie and Fraser who were with Eddie Howe at Bournemouth. Wilson played so damn well

To be fair to him, Arteta has come a very long way from being a prisoner on the Black Rock.

So glad I chose to watch this game over playing Rocket League with my mate lmao Actually cracking game, really well played by Newcastle and still always thrilling because you can't count out Arsenal this year. As a less than neutral neutral, I've had loads of fun and the result is the cherry on top!

I have tried playing that game so much, could never learn it

Steep learning curve but stick with it, great fun once it "clicks".

It has a steep learning curve. Takes a lot of time to get good

Come on Gayle!!!

AFTV is my entertainment for the night it seems. The salt mmhmm

then OOZing for desert

Hey Arsenal fans, Dyche is out of a job. Cheeky offer?

Newcastle shut them out so much that they been forced to shoot from outside the box

Never forget when Arsenal fans bantered us about europa league. Never. Forgot. LOOOOOOOOOLLLL

All my screenshots of arsenal fans talking shit are ready to go, waiting til Sunday cause I'm not about to make myself look like a twat if we bottle it

Dwight Gayle hahaha now they’re proper taking the piss

Giving him a couple minutes as he will be leaving in summer

Amazed no championship teams tried to get him this season

as if cedric lol

Bye bye Dwight lad. Honestly, I wouldn't say a thing against him, he's been a top pro for us, and good luck to him next year in the Championship.

the scary thing is, Newcastle looked good against everyone but Liverpool and city made them look average, Pl is a 2 horse race for few years to come

Wilson is a top 8 striker when fit. Quality, quality player. Disappointed that Ritchie didn’t get any minutes.