T O P
Weishaupt17

Btw Alciato is very close to Ancelotti: wrote his biography and they are friends


Sandalo

yup, he's Ancelotti's mouthpiece


CarlettoAncelotti

Says who? I've never heard of this guy


astral34

He worked for Sky Italia for a long time and always followed Milan. He knows Ancelotti and they are close. They banter at interviews


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astral34

Lol didn’t catch that


weissekronederalpen

Who tf reads usernames lol?


BlackCheezIts

I only read them if it's a long comment explaining something and I have to stop halfway through to make sure it's not hell in the cell guy E: zomg thanks for the award u/shittymorph it's like I was blessed by a god.


Loud-Value

I miss jumper cable guy :(


Zdeneksfilter

I dig his profile up every now and then when I need a laugh


CaredForEightSeconds

Put some resepct on /u/shittymorph's name


naruto2omer

There are subreddits dedicated to usernames, no kidding


buhmmquita

r/rimjob_steve


twomanyfaces10

r/kellyjoycuntbunny


indiblue825

He's incredibly popular and everyone knows him. I'm surprised given your flair and username. He's the coach of Real Madrid.


_KingOfTheNorth_

This makes me nostalgic for the ol reddit switcheroo


AhnafBhuiyan

when people from other clubs speak positively about us(rarer than good politicians), u know it is 110% true


dakaiiser11

I was about to make a snarky remark like “I am, I was there, I’m the paper the autobiography was written on.” And then I saw your name lmao.


AiLover2322

says /u/Sandalo, who's Alciato's mouthpiece.


MaTrIx4057

Says Ancelotti


TaiwanNambaWanKenobi

What tier is Ancelotti?


Horror-Ground-2694

🤨


Deluxe07

Godfather tier


Seijur0Akashi

Which in turn means Pogba to PSG


Lmao1903

No Crister Ronald to PSG


ungalabugala2

SUWI


chupaxuxas

Simple as that, bro.


_Sylph_

A front 3 of Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar would require either peak XIB or peak KCM to cover for them, otherwise it's basically suicide. Still the PR potential should be insance though.


CreativityBrilliance

No Lakaka to PSG Edit: Lakaka


Boring-Working-5509

*Lakaka


vandebay

And Maguire to where?


LuffysChickenWing

Se queda


hereslemon

Lé Décision


Gweedoke

Welcome to Fortuna Sittard


Magnetronaap

Understandable that Mbappe wanted to wait and see if they stayed in the Eredivisie


Gweedoke

Wanted to see if Flemming and Seuntjens stayed aswell. Cant compete with those two.


HippoBigga

jij komen hier in sittard praten tegen mij???


Strijdhagen

No thanks, we have Zian Flemming


KetoNED

Hes gone mate


Studge

He wanted to play in their cool stadium, understandable


Gweedoke

There is nothing more beautiful than playing in front of 10k people in a hollowed out concrete block.


Tulum702

La décision if you wanted to be grammatically correct.


joebutmynameisntjoe

He is about to take his talents to South Beach, and sign with Inter Miami.


RIPinPeaceHypejob

Je vais ganger pas 1, pas 2, pas 3...pas 4... pas 5.....pas 6.......pas 7...mais DEUX Champions Ligues!


EggplantBusiness

Mdr la chute était pas mal


SpicyDragoon93

Lé Copíum


T3Sh3

Like LeGM before him


ManuMora98

I would do it after, in that case, if we lose the final, we have some consolation


KillerZaWarudo

Basically our way of doing PR


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Razzle_Dazzle08

Better get a Ten Hag successor ready then 😂


Michael_McGovern

Eleven Hag is already in development.


cosgrove10

Man’s gonna be a real life version of Mewtwo


jd451

Eleven Hag is told his only role in life is to manage this current Utd squad *This cannot be my destiny* Proceeds to have a psychic type anxiety attack


Jey-Z

tic tac


TheLeOeL

I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy


DefinitelyMoreThan3

…TIC TAC


girish_kumar_v

🐢 tic tac


just_a_random_guy_11

Paid 222 mil for Neymar who gave them 0 CL. Just to lose on a free transfer their best player and their whole future. Couldn't happen to a better club.


Adityavirk

I would laugh but we blew all that money.


Boudi04

We took a huge L on Coutinho


Mpek3

As a Liverpool fan, I thank you from the bottom of my heart


Boudi04

Gave y'all so much money for a couple of nice goals in his first season proceeded by literally nothing :(


scouserontravels

And we used that money buy Alisson, van dijk and Fabinho who became the spine of CL and PL winning teams. Great deal I believe


Boudi04

Yeah, we borderline got scammed, fuck


Dorangos

He also won the CL with Bayern, while also scoring against you. It's quite a thing.


scouserontravels

And now you’ve loaned him to villa and he’s going to play under stevie last game of the season against city. If he scores the goal that stops city getting the title it might genuinely be the best bit of transfer business ever


Boudi04

sold him*, we took a $120m L, and yeah you'd have done the best business in history


Adityavirk

Fat L


reddit809

And Griezmann.


blueriverbear23

It is unfathomable, really. It’s so utterly shit that you can only laugh.


Designer-Job4778

Its great especially because the owner is such a turd. Trying to attack refs after a CL exit hahaha


OriginalUsername30

With 0 consequences


codespyder

Technically he’s the chairman but yes


frasier_crane

>So he's gonna pass on that ridiculous offer from PSG? Can't blame him, but it's unusual nowadays. Yeah, that didn't work for any of the teams involved. Well, except Liverpool.


los_blanco_14

And dortmund


RockOutToThis

Strange. You quoted a different post than what you replied to.


frasier_crane

I broke Reddit. I'm sorry, guys.


elanti2000

Did you reply to the wrong comment?


HugeVampireSquid

Bought them both in the same transfer window, well the initial loan was.


iuselect

PSG and wasted money.. Oh no! Anyway


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ChedduhBob

messi is not the messi of old and neymar is older too and i’m not sure he is gonna last as long due to injuries. i also think there’s some other glaring issues on the squad and psg will ignore them


jMS_44

>Countdown started. Tic tac...


DinnyDude

🤨


crackboss1

[. /.](https://imgur.com/5ZNxCm2)


SomeIrishFiend

http://imgur.com/a/ZrZZi7e


mihawk9511

Mboopi, Benzema and Vinicius. Damn.


ElMadrista69

How could you forget LV17 🐐?


ineververify

Lucath Vathqueth


Human-Extinction

A thing that is underrated and can pass under the radar but have massive consequences in the near future is the rumors that Real Madrid are trying to sign Moukoko. ​ Yes, I know, still too young, still haven't played much in top flight, and had his minutes taken by Haaland and there are reports that he's a bit full of himself and getting pissy about not getting minutes at 16 years old, but people are sleeping on him, he can turn out to be an absolute monster.


flagitiumhomines

>there are reports that he's a bit full of himself and getting pissy about not getting minutes at 16 years old Thats serious Dembele vibes, if those rumours are true, Talent is not enough to make you a top player you also need consistency and a highly professional attitude.


Seba4433

True. Every time he gets a few minutes i always see him scoring a goal. Dortmund should give him way more chances next season he really has potential to be on the levels of the best strikers of all time.


Formal_Automata

>people are sleeping on him Wish more people played football manager just for reasons like this, i start to look out for players in real life when i see they have high potential in the game, although you do get disappointments like ganso


Brockelton

Moukoko on fm is straight up cheating. Played with barca last year because of the whole big Club in trouble thing and bought haaland on a bargain and got Moukoko for free. Shit was ridiculous.


BowserJune

The Ramos tactical exfiltration mission was a success. Still the captain behind enemy lines.


Reduttt

Can't wait for BMV


ElementaLized007

Vini Benzema Mbappe Fuck


darthveda

Where's Ascensio and Rodrygo


OnAGoat

On the bench obv


neur0g33k

Rodrygo super sub.. and Asensio hopefully on another team.


Gengaar

We can sell them a gently used Pepe


johnny_moist

watch hazard finally turn it around too


chilango2

In which position? The only place he’ll have is as a Modrič sub, but he lacks a bunch of the qualities that my Croat father has.


the-big-lewandowski

Ferran Lewandowski Dembele Not too shabby for you guys too


ElementaLized007

At this moment only Ferran is guaranteed to be here next season.


2sinkz

What was the point of getting Aubameyang, Depay, and Adama then? I swear Barca are addicted to signing forwards every season no matter what position needs strengthening


ElementaLized007

Adama is on loan and hes most likely going back to wolves, and Dembele hasnt renewed yet and theres a high chance of him leaving. Depay we got him on a free and he did well initially, plus we can sell him this summer for a profit.


nicebeard2300

The Vini-Benzema-Mbappe front three might be the most scariest front three next season. Especially if Vini keeps up his ridiculous form.


bash011

Jay Rodriguez and Barnes with McNeil providing chances > In the championship


zed_kk

Bold of you to assume matej vydra won't break the championship record next season


David1294

He's just ruptured his ACL so i doubt that would happen lol


BenevolentCloud

Could barely break a sweat for Reading


Rickcampbell98

Mcneil won't be in the championship surely lol, regardless of if Burnley go down.


KRIEGLERR

Will be interesting to see Mbappé on the right side again, he hasn't played there in a very long time and he is so much better when he can drift from the left.


d0m1n4t0r

https://i.redd.it/afe7fcd6goz81.png


AcceleratingRiff

This is the way


koalawhiskey

You tactical mastermind


AgLeMesSkPa13Ka

No keeper? They will just hang a jersey on the top-bar?


Chegism

Didn't they do that for the 18/19 season?


capflow

They will hang the jersey above the goal and everyone will instinctively try to hit it. No need for a keeper anymore.


Rhayadder

That seems beyond flawed.. Hazard should be the 4th LW


HerakIinos

And benzema drifting to the left as he always does.


SemiCurrentGuy

Always rated this man


samlfc92

They might move Vinicius to the right. If you're going to have to shoehorn one of them in then you should arguably shoehorn the "lesser" player. On the other hand Mbappe has played there before


Deluxe07

Vini is so shit on the right it’s not even funny. If he can’t hold that LW spot he’s gonna end up riding the bench with Rodrygo/Valverde RW and Mbappe LW


taxevader33

I just fucking hope it doesn't flop.


EggplantBusiness

I think like with most of the case with those potential attacks it won't be as dominant as we hope. Since they will share the ball more it's not like now where it's all Benzema and Vini. I think they will be fine I but don't expect MSN or Prime BBC numbers


Boudi04

We all expected Mbappe Messi and Neymar to spread Europe's cheeks but that never happened. Trios like this often disappoint, but Benzema has been amazing and Vini is on Top Form, it's not too far fetched to see them live up to BBC or dare I say MSN


ChiefRedEye

i do - mbappe is a generational talent, it will only improve our set up.


smolzino

Same, Mbappe is just not another player, he will create chances and goals and will be eager to prove himself. And he's way too talented to fail. It's just going to work


crackboss1

I felt in this season, Vini would do a fast breakaway run on the wing but then nobody from our team would be able to keep up with him. Now Mbappe would be the guy who can be inline with him on those super fast counters. Vini-Mbappe are going to make Benz look real slow next season.


Blaugrana1990

Big benz will still outscore them both if he keeps up his form


DelTeaz

You obviously haven’t watched Timo, Lukaku, Pulisic play together…


ritik_btz

Rodrygo super sub🔥


portal23

That's what they said about Neymar, Mbappe and Messi and to be honest it was pretty underwhelming


TheOkada

It's gonna be a tough day if they win CL and then in the next 24 hours sign Mbappe.


pumpkin143

this does not spark joy


TheOkada

Honestly, being antimadridista is one of the worst things in my life. Seriously thinking about quitting.


LewsTherin177

A glorious day really. 🤞


AMR42

This novela never ends


SemiAutomaticSlurs

Whoa this is out of nowhere


Redbullsnation

Tick tock


WastePassenger7902

vinicius, mbappe with rodrygo, hazard and asensio as backups..


TimTkt

How can you forget the next Ballon d’or from your list ?


Rancore__

yeah cant believe he forgot lucas vazquez


EggplantBusiness

The Mariano disrespect in this sub


doktorcatzen

Legend Luka Jovic?


reyxe

The good Luka


HF_Elmi

Hazard and Asensio??? Hopefully both of them are gone before next season. Will probably be easier to sell Asensio.


EggplantBusiness

Yeah.... I wouldn't count on Hazard being gone , he is guaranteed to be selected in th world cup squad no matter what. No one can afford him and he still wants to prove himself in his N+1 season. Asensio hopefully is sold


RooftopSmoke

Leonardo - Oui Oui se queda on Tiktok


name_you_like_best

So he's gonna pass on that ridiculous offer from PSG? Can't blame him, but it's unusual nowadays.


SakisSinatra

Its not like he is not going to get paid in Madrid lol also he wants to win the CL and he ain't winning it with PSG.


hornpub1818

I really wonder what PSG will be like next season when Mbappé can't carry them anymore. It would be hilarious if they need a rebuild despite having most of the biggest stars in the world.


FrenchManc

poor lads will be left with messi & neymar to carry their attack


EL_MANDEM

I'm thinking Lewandowski is gonna make an announcement soon.


tomato-dragon

-------Lewandowski-------- -CR7----Neymar----Messi- --------𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝑒𝓈--------- --------𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝑒𝓈--------- --------Dollarumma-------- Bench: - Suarez - Bale - Isco - Pulisic - Karius You heard it here first


ungars

If he left Bayern in order to seek new challenges I doubt he'd go to the french Bayern that doesn't even steamroll the league more than 5 years in a row


tomato-dragon

Winning a CL with PSG is a challenge in itself


glorious_albus

I hear United are hiring.


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Should get Suarez in too on a free too. Reunite the gang.


Competitive-Ad2006

Of course they'll still be big - only Messi will likely take on a more important role


pandaman_010101

200m signing bonus and close to 50m net from psg if he signed for 2 years is something insane. It's not like the difference was a couple of million here and there


FatGuyTouchdown

When you’re as rich as he is already, maybe it’s an easy decision to get out of the turmoil in Paris. Does not look like it would be nearly as fun or productive for his career


Azrou

The main reason Mbappe was even considering the extension offer from PSG was because Real was insisting that he give up 50% of his image rights. He thought that this was absurd because he is already one of the most recognized and marketable players in the world (e.g., #4 in Insta followers, #5 in shirt sales), which Real has not contributed to at all. So there's clearly a money factor in this and a limit to what Mbappe will accept from Real. Another interesting note (if true): according to [El Pais](https://english.elpais.com/sports/2022-05-10/the-key-to-the-signing-of-kylian-mbappe-image-rights.html), Real tried to convince Mbappe to sign a "compensation contract" in early 2022 where Mbappe would have to pay a fee if he didn't join Real, and if Real didn't sign him they would have to pay him the fee. Which obviously has zero benefit for Mbappe since he is Real's #1 target anyway.


Allthingsconsidered-

Honestly, I thought he was going to take it. Most people take that kind of money no matter how much money they already have. I'm glad he seems to have a good head on his shoulders


VDV23

I don't think the math is as clear cut. Coming to Madrid would make him even more of a global superstar which would open doors to all kinds of sponsorship deals (and hence revenue). And with us caving in to his image rights split requst (60-40 instead of 50-50), he'd make even more money on that front. When you draw the line at the end, probably the PSG money would just edge it but not with as much as it seems now. And on top of that he'll fulfil one of his childhood deams, he'll play for one of the greatest teams ever, he'd fight for more prestigious trophies, he'll play with his best mate Karim and he'll be in a better position to win the Ballon d'Or. All things considered, I don't think he's giving up as much as it initially seems.


pandaman_010101

Yeah true math isn't as clear cut, but "he'd make more money on marketing front" is also not as clear cut. Psg and France main player. The marketing difference may make him 10% more popular than he is now. I don't make the point to say he's an idiot, but it just amazes me. Good on him. Like you said, Benz and balon dor are also important for him


VDV23

I don't think his potential for revenue in France would drop even one iota if he joins Madrid. His face would still be all over France and he'll still be the main main for the NT. Honestly, the only thing he is sacrificing in this move is the comfort of living in his own country, proximity to his family and not being able to fulfil one of his dreams (win CL with PSG). On the financial front, he would still be making crazy money.


name_you_like_best

Yeah, of course, that's why I said I can't blame him. But I doubt he will be paid nearly as much in Madrid, especially if La Liga cares to enforce these strict financial rules to them too.


mylanguage

Madrid manage their salaries really well for the most part outside of the bigger issues. But Isco, Marcelo and Bale all leave this year - that's a TON of wages off the books


name_you_like_best

Yeah, like I said in another comment, I had completely forgotten about Bale. Him alone leaving would be a huge relief.


ojas_p56

His brand value will definitely grow in Madrid than in PSG. Surely, that will have factored in even if his wages might be a bit lower than at PSG


name_you_like_best

Absolutely. He's going for legendary levels and he's aiming there.


SRFC96

He’ll still be paid a ridiculous amount at Madrid, leaving PSG is fantastic for his career as he can only stagnate there, moving to Madrid is going to fire him into the stratosphere, it’s a different level.


simomii

Nobody except Le Parisien confirmed that 50M net per month offer


imTonchu

He seems to be getting 100.000.000 as a fee to join Madrid + 25 net per season. He is passing on even more, but it is quite good enough


Dix3n

We don’t know if that offer was true, we also don’t know if this is true, time will tell.


LewsTherin177

Tic tac


flagitiumhomines

Finally. Its been 2 years coming this.


TheMexicanJuan

I can't wait for our rival to sign one of the best forwards in the world just for this rumor mill to fuck off


D-FENS3

Imagine that happens and Lewandowski changes his mind and stays at Bayern 🤣


Saaamwise

I thought the club didn't want to distract the squad before the final. Mbappe will probably announce his departure before, but the club will most likely announce his signing after the final.


AnxiousBurro

But how is it going to distract them? They know Mbappe is joining anyway.


mihaicbnk

ofc they do. oh no no, the Real players are waiting on reddit and twitter all day, everyday, for the COMUNICADO OFICIAL.


LewsTherin177

Kroos’s wife was raising charity to help turtles I think everyone in the team knows.


EggplantBusiness

They probably already knew , Karim has been agent Benzema for over a year now and has always looked confident Mbappe will play there "one day"


doktorcatzen

Karim had already told them. They are not getting info from Communicado Oficial.


McKFC

The Haaland announcement didn't hurt City one bit, the players seemed rejuvenated the next day(?) whether or not that was to do with Haaland, but clearly it didn't hurt - and KDB used Haaland's celebration.


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_Sylph_

Well the consolation is with all the time they spend together they may link up better for France.


readitter69

Is that reported sign-on fee actually real? If so, then that’s mental. Even for him.


AdmiralAtLaw

How the hell did they keep this signing secret for so long?!


d_smogh

veni vidi vici Vini, Benzema, Mbappe


Nanogines99

Comunicado oficial incoming


Benjamin244

and with CL final, they mean the 2022/2023 one


futurerank1

Good for Real and LaLiga. Mbappe is very clear of Haaland. Hopefully Barcelona gets Lewandowski too so the league isnt as one sided. New era of free transfers incoming too with that 100m signing fee. Kinda crazy that Real has to Pay that much for a free player and even then they couldnt match the salary that they offered. Crazy numbers