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Kenny_dies

Bring Kane in so they could go for the Mane Kane Sane lineup


swooshypants

I want Arsenal to get Patson Daka and maybe even get Kaka to come out of retirement


fa_kinsit

Daka, Saka, Laca, Xhaka, and kaka… missing anyone? Edit: Daka, Saka, Laca, Xhaka, Kaka, Chaka, Bacca, Macca, and Eduardo… 😉


MahomesMccaffrey

Lakaka


biggernine

Bacca


fa_kinsit

That’s a good one


biggernine

Does Chaka Traore from the Milan u17s count?


fa_kinsit

Why not


presumingpete

Mcmanaman was called macca by his inventive team mates...


fatpizzachef

I want Declan to name his son Muller. I also want BATE Borisov to merge with Young Boys. Wanted to have a Ceviche with Nietzsche but unfortunately I Kant.


Ypres_Love

Kane would have to change the pronunciation to Kan-ay. He'd have no choice.


JJOne101

Kané


smile-on-crayon

I too mispronounce -ane names because of Mane lol


JJOne101

Coach: Seoane GK: Zidane Defense: Varane / Keane (to be read as Ke Aneh) / Zeffane (free agent)/ Cochrane (Hearts) Midfield: Slimane (Bröndby) / Kane (Olympiakos) Offense: Mane / Kane / Sane / D. Ousmane Bench: P. Alassane


MustBeTheBelmont

The FPL triple captain nightmares.


IamHeWhoSaysIam

And Eriksen. Mane Kane Sane and the Dane


oscarpaterson

Eriksen is the only Danish player in the world


IamHeWhoSaysIam

I didn't imply that. He'd still be the Dane. The Dane in that side at least.


WarrenAlaCarte

The Great Dane


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Kane would unironically be the perfect replacement for lewy, sadly it’s far from possible it will happen


ss2195

If he doesn't sign an extension, then yes he's probably being sold now or leaves on a free the following season.


SalahManeFirmino

I'd prefer him to leave on a free. The fee we get from his sale isn't worth 1 more year of him, especially given how durable he is.


averted

You’re acting like we have owners that will bankroll us. We’re sell to buy, so we need to sell


Kind_Mulberry_3512

No way is this happening


Azzurri21

Bayern loves themselves some world class wingers


puckuser

Here we go again with the transfer market BS


hikingdub

The silly season has arrived! ( It never really leaves)


TheBigGit

Perfect time for this [meme](https://ibb.co/rfBYjS5)


Kind_Mulberry_3512

Well deployed


fuskarn_35

so one of him and salah is gone this summer?


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GarmentGourmet

Mane and Salah are 30 and almost 30 respectively. If you want to replace them better split it across windows


hoopbag33

You mean like signing Jota and Diaz? lol I agree though. I think Bobby plays out his contract and takes a reduced role / lesser salary for 2-3 more years, Mo signs, and Sadio goes. Jota, Diaz, Mo, Bobby, Taki, Youth Player in cups (Gordon? Cannonier? Whomever) Then prob in for another summer of 2023


FirminosShinyTeeth

Minamino will go this summer


hoopbag33

lol go where? Who is offering anything of consequence for him? He was quality in the cups this year. No one is going to meet LFC's valuation of him (and rightly so, tbf). We've seen with lots of fringe guys that if no one is willing to pay what LFC think they're worth then they're going to stay. Story of Origi's last 3 windows. He's not going anywhere.


FirminosShinyTeeth

Maybe he wants to start at the world cup? Can't impress when you don't even make the bench.


hoopbag33

Hasn't been a problem for his NT so far lol


Distinct-Seat5853

He’s a guaranteed starter for Japan. He’s starting at the WC barring major injury


fuckoffyank_

If Mane or Salah leave they'd definitely sign a replacement. No point building this great squad with 5 top options only to let 1 go after 6 months. We'd buy a younger option if any of the old guard left.


XeroVeil

I'll take "Things that aren't happening" for 500.


allertedshark86

Saint Maximin told me that Saint Maximin is just as good as Mane but at a fraction of the price


RockyCasino

Not the news I was expecting. How credible is this?


Nitrox0

Heard that apparently there is the potential for a swap deal for Gnabry? No idea if said reporter is reliable though.


PornFilterRefugee

Hard pass on Gnabry


staged84

Sell one and buy Son. Please.


ConflictMArx

If he wins the European Cup again in a few weeks the chances of him pushing for a move away are so very,very slim. Why settle for 2 when you could get 3 in the world's most important club competition?


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DemetriusXVII

He's 30 and has one year left on his contract. It ain't happening.


Waschkopfs

maNE not NEymar


yyzable

Neymar shouldn't be going for 100m either.


god_lucky

Now why would he want to go there


abloesezwei

Perhaps he does a Thiago, who knows


god_lucky

Doesn't seem to make much sense before Bayern get their shit together tho


abloesezwei

Even in that regard the Thiago comparison is weirdly accurate. In 19/20 Liverpool won the league with a weak last few months and went out of CL earlier than expected.


Maleficent_Permit_62

To win back to back league titles


god_lucky

About as exciting winning back to back titles in the bundesliga as getting kicked out of CL by Villareal


KazamaKiryuu

But it ain't more exciting than winning 1 league titles in 30 years


asumufcb

oof


god_lucky

He's not played at Liverpool for 30 years lmao, makes no sense


saint-simon97

Real headscratcher why a player would want to join Bayern. I've read this about Real Madrid this week as well, what the hell is wrong with this board


god_lucky

It's no surprise players would want to upgrade to Bayern, its a surprise if a player would want to downgrade to bayern


saint-simon97

Like Sané did? Hardly a downgrade either, since it depends on the season, Bayern literally had a better season than Liverpool last year.


god_lucky

City didn't look like one of the clear best teams in the world when Sané moved, like they do now. Everyone had a better season than Liverpool last year lmao, they had like 5 fit players the entire season