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_lawand_

Goaaaaaalll


Sad-Practice-2150

Atletico es just pathetic. Every game I see of them it's just not enjoyable, the crying to the ref , faking any small contact, etc. It's absolutely ridiculous.


JJOne101

All the changes proved that this Real team only works against mid-lower table teams without Benzema.


a5b4c3d2e

There were a lot of statring players that didn't play ... Not because benzema particularly was missing


JJOne101

They all came in a t a moment or other.


a5b4c3d2e

Yeah exactly.. And we had so many more chances after that.. Would have won the game if they had started


spicynirvana38

That was a relatively clean game for Atleti standards


eddsters

What a headache playing atletico is


_lawand_

Lol


HeIIbIazer23

No broken legs...I'm happy with this game


HeIIbIazer23

Love the outrage for not blowing the whistle when it took em 1min for that last substitution


eddsters

Comon just one goal for shits n giggles


ugotbaited

Vini is really a benzema merchant


CudaBarry

you've seen the light


HokiesforTSwift

nah lol he's got 3 guys on him every time


DyrusforPresident

All i wanted from this game was no injuries. Im happy


Iliketothinkthat

Savic is such a boss


whatsthepoint14

This has actually been a clean, decent performance from Atleti, not many fouls or anything


AtleticoFan17

Yeah we played very well today actually


_lawand_

We played decent but I'm not too proud we only won because of the penalty so if I we didn't get lucky and have gotten one we would have drawn still not bad to draw with current ucl finalist


der_Globetrotter

So you take off a #9 and then you start crossing to the box?


magic-water

what #9 did they take off?


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magic-water

that's very generous to him


_Sylph_

I guess it's ok. The team especially Jovic and Asensio just wasnt it. Also Oblak till its us to have a good match


JJOne101

People shat on Jovic for being invisible, but Rodrygo also wasn't really there since Vinicius came in and he moved in the center..


Wyckstroy

Rodrygo is a LW, not a stryker, and still Rodrygo managed to steal a ball, something Jovic wouldn't even put the effort into.


magic-water

Both did way more than Jovic and put in more effort despite having played a grueling match during the week


JJOne101

Rodrygo on the left wing? Yes. Vinicius when he came in on the left? True. But Rodrygo as a 9? No.


magic-water

He had that ball recovery in the opponent's half and won the free kick while playing as a 9. That alone was better than anything Jovic did today


celigodtko

Difference is Jovic is a number 9. Rodrygo is a LW who got shifted to RW usually and now he played as 9.


jack64467

facts


RikoudoX

Society if Asensio was allowed to use his right foot


CudaBarry

The benzema merchant at it again, can't even make a simple through pass to modric


celigodtko

Please score 1! I dont want them to win their first home Derby...


prdx_

benzema and inshallah time


tweazz

Cunha managed to walk off the pitch without falling over. Looks like his balance is improving


Sebover

Danish commentators: “Los Blancos… hora is coming up” 😂


Daniel-Soto

Atlético is dirty af


DatOgreSpammer

Madrid was just as dirty today


elrubiojefe

Oblak vs Fede this match


thomasfoookingshelby

Nacho that was the chance ;__;


kenny-barza

Oblak is back


ConArtist98

Nacho somwhow missing the header entirely


9248-

ugh come on boys


oxile

koke pushes with both hands and he tries to complain??


opi

OK, that's a very nice FK, both in execution and save.


HeIIbIazer23

Nacho man...do better there


ugotbaited

When did Oblak get good again


celigodtko

We cant finish. Benzema would burried that header or Jovic's chances.


Nolascoaj

whose your pick as a big benz replacement aside for mbappe?


celigodtko

I have to watch More player to have a choice.


HeIIbIazer23

Oblak is good i guess


Recent-Throat9525

Cant wait for Asensio to score and point to his shirt like he won a Ballon d'Or


HokiesforTSwift

At least once a Derbi matchthread I am obligated to say I fucking hate Savic and Koke.


_Sylph_

Every time we shit on Asensio, he scores. Let's see this time.


bambooshoeq

This really gonna end 1-0?


Nolascoaj

Valverde getting 1000000000 shot power next fifa year


jack64467

atletico > psg and chelsea confirmed


MelodicMachine1356

Not when they're playin the b team for like 70 minutes 😭


AssistComfortable530

Please stop. Or at least change your flair so I can't suffer secondary shame by your comments.


hetbaboo

I hate this guy, pure joke


thomasfoookingshelby

But is Atletico>city considering city>Atletico?


celigodtko

Let Fede take it please. Not Asensio.


ConArtist98

Let Valverde take it


celigodtko

All Koke can do is complain at the ref lmao.


los_blanco_14

If we sell asensio for anything above the value of negative 1 mill , i would consider it the best window ever


HokiesforTSwift

We bought him for <3M IIRC, so no joke almost any realistic price would be profit.


der_Globetrotter

Fede got one hell of a shot


BetCompetitive8376

Valverde wants a goal.


HeIIbIazer23

Valverde wants a goal so baaaad


victorcl178

The real haul of this squad is to sell Asensio


aboud09

Look at that distance ran….


opi

Person on comms just said that cats have 7 lives. I hope my next month bill will be discounted by 9% on an account of having to hear and parse that.


victorcl178

I’m hearing Ivan Zamorano and I assure he’s nothing better


opi

Mine are pretty knowledgable they falter when they stray from football leading to some "huh?" moments.


victorcl178

Zamorano said Simeone is the best paid coach, later he didn’t know he was also the best paid in Europe


ugotbaited

I'm going to fall asleep just end this already


thomasfoookingshelby

Mendy getting kidnapped


youcantkeepupwithme

Bro moment right there


Jsanchezgil

Cunha needs to be slapped


FarAcanthocephala

Carrasco is supposedly a grown man Cunha & Correa too


jack64467

cmon atletico! wear them out!


notonetojudge

Yes! They will never recover from this in 21 days!


Eckoooooooo

what a trophy for barcelona!


los_blanco_14

He is a psg fan as well


notusedusername2

r/soccercirclejerk king


HokiesforTSwift

He's really just a Messi fan, and there's some level of lingering Barca fandom from that.


HeIIbIazer23

The "4:0 trophy" ain't a small thing


asc_halcyon

Xavi has it in full display with 24/7 guards.


tweazz

They're so embarrasing jfc


william_wites

Ferran torres looking at this game with a tear in his eye


rim261

"So it's not just me"


HeIIbIazer23

As much as i don't think that's second yellow worthy as it doesn't seem intentional and he's being held with both hands, I'm shocked he didn't get sent off


_Sylph_

Oscar worthy performance


adamjamal2AD

Cunha got sniped


der_Globetrotter

The audacity to protest lmao


BetCompetitive8376

I just want a goal to piss ofc Athletico.


opi

Oh my god, he killed him right in front of cameras. Brutal.


sventhegoat

Cunha is pathetic, holy shit


HokiesforTSwift

Cunha going for the Oscar. That's some Suarez shit.


9248-

Oh no


Bryyan699

Atletico should sign Laurtaro and Molina in the summer


IcefoxX5

Lunin saved every shot on target Atleti had today out of open play Which was just a single one


opi

If Atleti won't take 3 points tonight they should honorary cede their CL place. So many chances went to waste.


william_wites

Hilarious game


HokiesforTSwift

What minute do we draw level?


LampseederBroDude51

86th. We take the lead 92nd


HokiesforTSwift

I like your thinking.


AssistComfortable530

I wouldn't be suprise if Atlético ends up regretting not taking these chances


moreno03

hahahaha how many chances do they need


HeIIbIazer23

They need another dodgy pen to score


Bigflunko

We’re so fucking bad lol


ttimourrozd

Everyone know Real will end up winning this game. Classic EA momentum things


aboud09

HHhahahahhhhHh


Schwiliinker

Kinda crazy that this game would be 0-0 without that terrible pk call


magic-water

I've seen this before


hr27

That was hilarious


MrSINXT

Ffs how many chances are they going to miss


rainsong94

LMAO we’re not scoring shit today


HokiesforTSwift

This Atletico finishing has been extremely entertaining for me.


9248-

Lol what the fuck


LampseederBroDude51

how the fuck


Iliketothinkthat

Lol how much xG does Atletico need to score a fucking goal. Could have been 5-0 easily.


daveyhempton

Live xG without the pen is actually just over 1 just FYI


HeIIbIazer23

They just can't put the match to bed, can they


youcantkeepupwithme

What happened to Griezmann? I srsly thought he started this season well


rim261

How are Atleti struggling this much?


los_blanco_14

Atleti are dogshite. Even alcoyano would bang 7 today. And they wouldnt even need to pay the refs.


CudaBarry

Vini being a benzema merchant as usual


LampseederBroDude51

Another missed chance for Atleti Well, looks like we are winning 2-1


reddit809

Liga Refs Liga Reffin


opi

Man, this version of Griez is so fun to watch.


dude_whatever_

Ref is shit


HokiesforTSwift

Was it Felipe who had the handball that didn't get called in our favor last season? Then the exact same handball got called against us at Sevilla?


r3dd1t2k17

Yes


HokiesforTSwift

Something in my bones got triggered when I saw him getting ready to come on lol


rainsong94

Dont worry man every atleti fans are triggered as well everytime Felipe comes on the pitch


boxro

Felipe on, stream off. Bye 👋🏻


C4BackpackerIQ

Bruh this ref is a somthing else


HeIIbIazer23

Absolutely no consistency with the cards, ref is a fool to put it nicely


magic-water

I don't know, he seems to be pretty consistent in giving Real players yellow cards


HeIIbIazer23

...touché


9248-

Captain Nacho hits different


r3dd1t2k17

He should have double foot that cunt Koke at leaat


dude_whatever_

Should've been given at least a check. Contact looked above the line and sure was a late tackle


eddiengambino

Valverde moving like an energizer bunny


elrubiojefe

He's got 3 lungs and a thundercunt of a shot


LampseederBroDude51

Good shot from Fede there.


whatsthepoint14

Why not sub in Marcelo, Isco, Blanco, etc instead of Modric?


_Sylph_

Because injury


Benzia

Marcelo and Isco injured and Blanco played with Castilla today


Daramangarasu

Mostly because they're not on the bench


IcefoxX5

Because none of them is in the squad


HokiesforTSwift

Marcelo isn't even in the squad right? Or was that graphic wrong too?


ConArtist98

Marcelo is injured apparently, same for Isco


Recent-Throat9525

Carlo should in no way sub in Benzema against these MMA fighters.


GreatSpaniard

Nah man let Modric rest


FarAcanthocephala

How Vini fell there while passing to Asensio was similar contact situation from which Atletico got a penalty from


boxro

We're going to concede the equaliser in the 89th min just like last year


z_rahibi

yep you deserve it for not scoring more against that shit lineup


los_blanco_14

We just couldnt rest our main players could we


OmegaEleven

For what tbh. Final is 3-4 weeks away. This is just about giving some other faces a start and trying to avoid injuries


_Sylph_

So this is the legendary 5 5 0


9248-

Ooooo Fede


victorcl178

Why doesn’t the ref wants to card Atlético players??


CudaBarry

Carlo yellow what the fuck how 💀


Share4aCare

On ref’s logic that should be a pen


ugotbaited

Well if there's one guy that needs to be sold it's Asensio, thank you for the memories


IcefoxX5

Vrsaljko managing to be the biggest cunt in a team with Suárez, Savić and Felipe


Zilllnaijaboy99

I thought Madrid sold Jovic a long time ago?


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celigodtko

He scored 4 goal in 18 apps. 1100 min overall.


IcefoxX5

Also "he doesn't fit the system well" He walks around, hides behind the defenders, and if he gets a chance he misses It's not about system anymore when you're this fucking bad and don't even try


IcefoxX5

He scored against Bielefeld and Schalke lmao He didn't prove shit


HeIIbIazer23

Dirty ass late af tackle on Vini there


magic-water

no yellow for the tackle on Vinicius?


HokiesforTSwift

Asensio took way too much time there. Just hit it.


JJOne101

So... Atletico plays so bad, that they're only on 2.30 to win this on live.


boxro

Lmao and we're apparently renewing Vrsaljko


los_blanco_14

Thats not a foul yeah


Jsanchezgil

What a finish by asensio


los_blanco_14

Asensio you can fuck off.


9248-

Ffs Marco


Daramangarasu

Why doesn't that 24 guy get carded? He straight up went in to hurt Vinicius


CudaBarry

Get asensio OUT OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY WHAT IS THIS MAN


r3dd1t2k17

Our 3rd best goal scorer in La Liga 2021/2022


9248-

Asensio score a banger come on


los_blanco_14

Bring ronaldo back just so he can play the atleti ties


Innuendo6

watch Asensio score a tap in and then points to his name on the jersey like he's a Ballon D'or winner.


evilskull1111

Fuck me why is everyone so negative, he shot our most dangerous shot on target today, he’s our 3rd top scorer, he’s not a bad player. It is true that he goes missing sometimes and not the best weak foot but hey, he’s not as bad as people shit on him for.


Recent-Throat9525

This made my day 😂😂😂 so true


opi

Griez is surprisingly energetic tonight. Maybe it's a haircut, like, reverse Samson.