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CudaBarry

This is what happens when Vinicius is playing with us


dakaiiser11

On my mother.


Dr_Gonzo__

what was the 'on my mother' joke? I forgor


Minted-Blue

Benzema a season or two back was talking to Mendy in the tunnel and told him about Vinicius: "this guy plays against us, don't pass to him, on my mother". Pretty incredible how much Vinicius and their relationship as a whole improved this season as they're the best duo in Europe right now.


williepep1960

Hahahahahahahhaha i remember this but i thought it was other player


Muted_Author_4761

It all goes down to vinicius mentality, he isnt like the majority of young players today and took the criticism to heart and used it to improve Wasnt the best thing for benzema to say, but vini pushing through it is a testament to his character


cinekson

Yeah like when he came to Madrid first and was very raw, Solari told him to go on loan. He said no. He came to play here and here is where he stays. He bought a house in Madrid just to prove he is serious. Look at him now


TCGod

With this title Don Carlo won all 5 major leagues. The first manager to do so.


ChillPalis

Who did he win the Prem with?


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2023: Carlo wins Championship with Everton


danuffer

Hahaha


toyg

To think there used to be a time when this comment would not read as a joke


LafilduPoseidon

Oh 2020, the things you put us through


TCGod

Chelsea


omid2018

London blues


slaughtered_gates

The best attacking Chelsea side


Merengues_1945

I think they still hold the record for most goals in a season; every week you’d hear these scandalous results.


HancokUndead

They don't, City scored the most PL goals during the 100 point season


elvis503

Chels, 2010


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OfTimeAndMemory

Norwich


RjHospe

Will be nice to see the former champions congratulating and applauding the new champions in their own home


auctus10

I am getting a feeling that Atletico won't throw ua Guard od honour


numry

Mans already drunk


heyheyitsandre

It is a beautiful Saturday here and already almost 7 pm, and we just won the league. If you’re not drunk rn you’re not trying!


met5abel

Break my fast with a shot of tequila got it!


EggplantBusiness

Don't think they will but it will be hilarious


matthewheat

I can see the fans pulling out a banner saying “gracias Bartomeu” in Catalan and Spanish. Real and Atletico holding arms and jumping together with the trophy


Delta_Mike_Sierra_

Marcelo going out in style... And bale


not_y0ur_business

It makes me happy to see Mercelo lifting the trophy.


McTulus

Tied with The most decorated Madrid player right? Just need CL before he retire :)


Blyatron

I think he surpassed


McTulus

Oh right yeah! Tears in my eye :')


mildjonas

And Isco and probably Asensio


2T7

🥺


Fern-ando

Asensio has scored 9 goals this season, what are you talking about?


ShatterDomeSSZero

He wants more money. Perez says no. So it's up to Asensio.


thomasfoookingshelby

More money?😂


ShatterDomeSSZero

Asensio believes he deserves more to stay in Madrid. Outside of having his eye candy girlfriend to gaze upon for a few seconds, Asensio isn't worth more.


Shawarma123

Gonna get downvoted but good riddance


HungryDavid

Marcelo as a first player (he's a captain after all!) to lift the trophy was a beautiful view.


jug0slavija

Bale wasn't even there for the celebration lol


Mr_Miscellaneous

5 appearances, 500,000 Euro's a week and "send the medal in the post lads". Lovely old job.


jug0slavija

Sounds great, I would take that job too


Fern-ando

Bale has won 2 La Ligas without doing anything.


Lxitto

He’s also won a Copa Del Rey scoring against Barca, and has scored 3 champions league final goals (same as Messi)


honestlynotBG

Real have finally won a title at the Bernabeu since forever


tecphile

Well, we technically won at the Alfredo de Stefano vs Villareal two years ago. But this is the first time at the Bernabeu since 2007.


LampseederBroDude51

I was just a little kid watching José Antonio Reyes win us the league at the Bernabéu in 2007 It’s now 2022 and it’s a Brazilian kid scoring twice in the title game


skift2

That Reyes goal is one of my earliest football memories and is the reason why I as a kid decided to support RM.


resurgum

God damn it I’m old…


Allthingsconsidered-

Pa cibelessss


jMS_44

Ancelotti becomes the first manager to win a league title in all top 5 leagues, chapeau bas!


Flamingbaby

What do you even do after achieving something like this? What can ancelotti do next to top this?


Ivanttoridemybicycle

winning a league title in *every* league


DatOgreSpammer

He should come to Vasas if he wants a real challenge, just got promoted to the hungarian top flight


kakje666

he could stop CFR Cluj's dominance in the romanian league , they are close to their 5th consecutive league title. He could come to UTA Arad


whathefuckisreddit

Can't wait to see him go for the Cambodian second division.


jMS_44

New game+


four_four_three

Retire and then come back as the totally unrelated Mr. Ittolecna to do it all over again


K_S96

Charles Ittolecna, FIFA regen


VZ-Faith

3 champions leagues also.


mattBJM

Win a title in all top 6 leagues


Barthez_Battalion

Move to Canada full time and coach the national team after Herdman is poached by another team.


Flamingbaby

Probably not canada, but would assume international is the next step for him.


Barthez_Battalion

Yeah I was semi-joking since his wife is Canadian.


Badass_Bunny

Take Chicago to a World Cup win


Joshvir262

Needs to win Portuguese and Dutch leagues


semenbakedcookies

Go full Football Manager and get a team from the bottom in to the CL. Maybe that'll be enough for people to acknowledge how good of a manager he is


ZDuskFP

He just completed a FM journeyman save in real life


RZAAMRIINF

Played FIFA career mode as a star player too.


lssie_hyoudou

Mourinho needs to go psg and get his title done.


jMS_44

I wouldn't be surprised to see Mou at PSG, but no way Mou ever goes to Bayern


magic-water

well he can go to any other Germ- oh wait


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

That's just crazy.


LampseederBroDude51

35!!! What a memorable season. Now for a pasillo at the Metropolitano, 90+ points, and the UCL final!


dakaiiser11

90 points would be cool but all be it pointless. Need to focus on this next match against City for the moment.


LampseederBroDude51

If we win 3/4 remaining matches we will get 90 points


R0otDroid

We got cadiz away, more difficult than city.


alien_degenerate

I'd prefer the CL final


LampseederBroDude51

Por qué no los dos


alien_degenerate

Of course. All the better


CudaBarry

This is what happens when Vinicius is playing with us


PencilTheTool

The absolute madman Carlo did it, he's won the league in all of the top 5 european leagues. What a legend


rafael23

What a season for Benz, vini, and modric. Love the additions of alaba and Edu. Hopefully we add a couple of french players to team in the summer...


randomafricanboi

Barca fans still calculating how they can win the league


dont_wear_a_C

They're still mentally prepping for the first leg of the Europa League semi-final


cronaldo7

boom, roasted.


VDV23

1. Barca wins all remaining games 2. Madrid loses all remaining games 3. Rubi/Tebas play their part in La Liga deducting 3 points from Madrid for a bullshit reason 4. Campeones 27


eggboieggmen

If dumbledore could do #3 why not tebas??


toxinwolf

They were lucky we woke up too late... only to sleep yet again


drasglaf

I do the same on weekends tbf


CanLlorenteCarForMe

Me at mornings


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toxinwolf

Step 1: Hire a new manager (it's better if he was a legendary player for the club) Step 2: Make some important signings for the new manager Step 3: Ride off that new manager's honeymoon period as long as possible Step 4: If you're struggling at finding an equalizer/winner, send in a tall handsome man late in the game to score with his head Step 5: Take pride even in defeats because you've shown a lot of character and pashun. Step 6: Beat/humiliate your biggest rivals in their own home. Step 7: Say "We are back" Step 8: Profit


larsmaehlum

I’m not sure that’s sustainable..


McTulus

He was asked how to wake, not to *stay* up :D


larsmaehlum

Ah, in that case the _Ole playbook_ will serve them well.


McTulus

Ole to replace Xavi and play counter attack?


larsmaehlum

I’d watch it


Maximus13

And wondering how they can evict the Frankfurt fans who have taken residence in Camp Nou


iForgotMyOldAcc

HERE'S HOW B~~ERNIE~~ARCA CAN STILL WIN


guitardude44

Lmao


Fern-ando

We enter volcano/meteor territory.


thatdude0125

WHAT A CAMPAIGN.


supplementarytables

So proud of this squad and don Carlo


HiTacos

Crazy how many people still want Ancelotti out when he’s done such a great job. Yeah the bad rotation habits are annoying but he’s still bringing the best out of our players like Vini and Benz


DuckMasterABC

Other than the lose to Barcelona and PSG. Ancelotti has done a great job. And imagine what he can do if Madrid manages to get both Mbappe and Rudiger.


not_y0ur_business

Today’s game shows that he could have rotated and relied on bench players more. But than we won’t be winning with such a wide margin of points. Let’s see what he does with some more depth.


pr10dvn

and maybe he saw he can rotate sometimes now


Halbarb

I hope the Ceballos situation (the whole "oh crap, this guy sitting here in the corner is actually good" that has been going on in the last couple of weeks) opens his eyes. I totally get with Casemiro and Benzema having 1 billion minutes per season. Or Modric (proven not human, will play all the minutes to the end of the times)... That doesn't mean the other players couldn't use more minutes when players like Mendy and Kroos were showing signs of dangerous muscular stress... That said, it could be A LOT worse than that. He shouldn't be fired over that, but I do want to rip my eyes off sometimes (CDM Kroos against city and barca, i.e.), ngl... And not everything is to blame him. We could have got some depth instead of a 200mi all-in for Mbappé in the last week of the transfer window since Mbappé was clearly "free Mbappé or no-Mbappé". We have to do some next-level management to compete with oil money teams that apparently ignore FFP.


Kurosawasuperfan

He basically gave away the Clasico hahah, put arguably the worst coaching display i've seen in 20 years. But yeah, still overall more positives than negatives.


wpreggae

That was just to flex over Barca, letting them completely smash Madrid and still winning the league by 20 points. 5D chess


toyg

That's actually what often happens with dominant teams - they treat derbys and classics like they were "just another game, whatever" and so occasionally lose them.


Exzibit21

It was a meaningless game, that's really the worst coaching display you've seen?


los_blanco_14

Aint no way MD7 has more laliga titles than CR7. My 🐐


Faaaiiiisaaal

Who is MD7?


Fern-ando

Mariano Díaz, he actually won more leagues than Cristiano


Aditya-04-04

Holy shit that's actually true.


Fouchey

Wait until you find out Ronaldo has more PL titles(3) than La Liga titles(2).


DerpSenpai

TBF Ronaldo was playing vs the best Barça team of all time


lyricaldiarrhea

Mariano clear of Midriano


SkyBlueSaber

Fun fact; the last two times Real Madrid played Manchester City in the Champions League, they won La Liga in between the first and second legs.


AbleFig

that is a fun fact, thanks friend


vikashbarik1

The bois are back


dont_wear_a_C

Start of another 3-peat Champions run?


not_y0ur_business

Subscribe


dakaiiser11

One can only hope.


Halbarb

With RM refusing to die against City last week (losing for a 1 goal difference is a week), City is probably scary af - even if they theoretically can find a win against any team anywhere and they don't even need to win... They could have the semis figured out already (not really, but still), but they are going to Bernabeu against a somewhat rested Real Madrid and motivated supporters...


Percy_Jackson_AOG

Soo proud of this team. At the start of the season, we were so down and out. But once again we showed that courage and character. So proud of this team.


ChrisEvansFan

It is kinda cute that Sergio Ramos is liking the Madrid posts on the official RM instagram. (He probably misses the team 😭)


Bludgeoned-Testicles

Should have accepted another 1 year contract like everyone else.


CudaBarry

God bless Benzema and Courtois


uchiha_boy009

And Modric too


auctus10

And vini


approvalInspector

and vinicius


uchiha_boy009

Yes him too, our top 4 players this season.


tr_24

Hopefully there is a clause for another 10 million payment in case Hazard wins his second title. Rooting for Madrid in CL too. With Roman gone, every bit helps.


DuckMasterABC

Tbh, I don’t think Madrid fans would care if the club had to pay Chelsea 30M if they won the Champions league.


EggplantBusiness

I think we paid you 115 millions so far the rest of the clause are individuals based on the player performance so far....we look good


Borkman213

Keep those 10 here’s another 30 and give us Reece James


uchiha_boy009

Haha feel you guys but I’m sure you’ll be fine.


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Krauser_3

Happy for Carlo


Alive-Ad-4164

Second leg of man city vs Real Madrid is going to be generational


bloppingzef

They’re gonna beat city next week aren’t they?


S1UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HALA MADRID Y NADA MÁS


adamjamal2AD

ASÍ ASÍ ASÍ GANA EL MADRID


auctus10

Missed the feeling of winning the league soo early.


cr7momo16

CAMPEONES CAMPEONES OEOEOE


ShakaSmaugOnFire

HALA MADRID!!!


_Sylph_

Y NADA MAS!


pabloma93

Y NADA MAS!!


_shhiroyasha69_

Hala Madrid


No_Plantain_5495

HALA MADRID!!!!!


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eddiengambino

Well deserved. Madrid were mentality giants this season.


Aroonce

Grats RM, solid season, gl finishing it hard!


KarlMarxExperience

35 times champion. CAMPEONES!!


RawSauceBoi

Vallejo starts his first game since 2019 and Real keep a clean sheet, second coming of Maldini.


Bludgeoned-Testicles

Valldini played a great game. Same with Xeballos.


RealMadrid2877

Greatest club of all time


enilix

It's my birthday today, winning the league is a great present, thanks lads. I really hope Ceballos stays, what a player


Fern-ando

Ceballos should have never left the team, same as Reguilon


uchiha_boy009

Happy Birthday fam


RRBoss123

Happy Birthday! Big party for you today, enjoy it!


RioBeckenbauer

He's quality if he's on it.


mahdiiick

The best team won that’s sad but true. I hope next season there title race will be more exciting.


blqckz

KARIM BALLON D'OR


DuckMasterABC

Ancelotti has now won the league in the top 5 leagues. No other coach has done that. What a legendary manager he is.


SaikyouMegane

Congratulations!!


Ask_Asensio

Hala Madrid!


FudgingEgo

Everton are getting relegated while their old manager has just won a league title. Opposites.


MMMMPoster

CAMPEON35!


VDV23

And to think that I didn't have any hopes for this season back in August 2021. Shows what I know, really


DoJu318

After the Mbappe saga most of us were demoralized, because while Benz was still quality he was aging, vinicius had like 3 goals in the previous season, Bale was nowhere to be found, we also had an aging midfield, AND we lost our 2 starting CBs.


DuckMasterABC

This has been one of Madrid’s best seasons in like a decade. Other than the 2011/2012 league win and the Champions League winning seasons, this probably is their best season. They have won the league with over 15 points more than the team on the second place. They won the Spanish Super Cup, and they at worst they went to the Champions League finals.


LosBlancosSR4

CL semi-final *


nisi27

he said what he said


youhaventseenworse

!subscribe


uchiha_boy009

16/17 was better, 13/14 was our best season ever until Modric injury. But after that yes this would be the one, I missed this attacking football for so long.


fansgesucht

I think you mean the 14/15 season where the Modric injury became such a downer.


DuckMasterABC

Yeah, I said other than the Champions League winning seasons. This was the best one.


ggaren18

I thought you were saying it was better than the champions league winning ones for a second, I would have snapped lol. Technically it's not one of the best seasons of the decade because it would be ranked 6th or 7th counting the champions league ones starting from 2010. The 3 peat, 2012 and 2014 seasons are above and beyond, and those ones had way more competition.


EggplantBusiness

CL final ? I love the optimism though


cib_vk228

Absolutely deserved.


mondejiii

We are win


Somewhere_Frequent

Dani Ceballos rising star. What a player.


Clutch_Denied

Hazard has won two league titles being at the hospital. Most by any player.


Daybreak_99

Congrats on your 35th League title !!


jamughal1987

Congratulations now beat UAE on Wednesday.


Saell

35X


eyyjeyy

Benz vini duo won us this title


RamezMadrid

Benz for baon dor


OVOnug

r/Barca in flames