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Matic wtf


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nadimattari

Man United's last nine goals: ⚽️ Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽️ Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽️ Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽️ Fred ⚽️ Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽️ Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽️ Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽️ Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽️ Cristiano Ronaldo


UtilityCurve

Fred 🙇🏼‍♂️


Feisty-Site-6261

I am actually shocked with this one


JJOne101

Matic did incredibly well there.


running_demon

their two oldest players stepping up while players in their prime walk around..


SageKAoki

Reason there both still around despite their age, proper professionals. A prime Matic alone would probably have gotten Man U into top 3 contention against Chelsea. They need a good defensive mid so bad


[deleted]

Matic has low-key been our best midfielder this season. He can't play more than 60minutes but each time he features he adds stability to our midfield. His intelligence in that position is levels above anyone else in the squad.


SerWarlock

This is in the 62nd minute, explain that??


panache123

He got subbed on at 2 mins for McTominay


idontknow_whatever

Its pretty clear Matic's mind is still as sharp as ever, his body just cannot keep up anymore Really puts into perspective how much the other midfielders are all headless chickens whose main skills are fackin' run about a bit


Slackintit

While a defensive mid should be priority this summer, we’ve had far bigger issues than just missing a competent dm. If anything De Gea has kept us above mid table


primalwilliam

Agreed I was just telling my friend I thought they would finish 10th or worse without Cristiano. God talk about an awful season. Might be the worst since SAF left


akshay_rathod_

That first touch


Stonewalled89

Of course


Danishsomething

That goal was out of pure spite of how horrible his team has been


bluedoorhinge

every goal he scores is out of spite of how shit we are


nfolsen

That's the magic lads


empecabel

United are so shit, away fans stop booing the man, so he needed to find motivation elsewhere!


Danishsomething

The threat of playing conference league isn't enough apparently


Black_XistenZ

"Can he do it on a rainy night in Bodo/Glimt?"


Trickybuz93

If he went to city, he’d be winning the league and getting the golden boot. Even with this disaster of a team, he’s scoring like this to bail them out


youngchul

How can anyone want this man gone lmao


BrainlessArch

I want him gone, he is saving that shit team every single time


ImVortexlol

I want him to stay, he is saving my shit team every single time


throwaway20200417

Totally agree with you. He is certainly holding the team back. My shitty club (not even 1st division here) is willing to sacrifice itself for a glorious team such as MU and would be willing to accept him for free. We don't even want any money for taking him off their shoulder.


thedudeabides-12

I kinda want him gone because he just doesn't deserve to be part of such a shit team...


possible-throwaway

I agree. It hurts me seeing the last few years of elite Ronaldo being wasted on this team…


Radiant-Control255

Him leaving Madrid and Messi leaving Barcelona is so stupid. Ruined the last few years of their era even though it's obvious they still would dominate and have so much more to give


Ifk1995

Exactly let him try to win things elsewhere cause its a waste of his talent here. Go enjoy the rest of your career somewhere else and maybe after you retire we’re good enough to challenge for something/anything


Hot-Protection4548

Rumours of Bayern approaching him as well..imagine lewa and ronaldo together


akshay_rathod_

Ronaldo X Muller pure orgasm


ChillPalis

Genuinely unholy off-ball movement that would be.


Abz247

Lewa might be leaving


Hot-Protection4548

Ronaldo alone in that bayern team would be scary too


Trickybuz93

Another league title to add to his collection


orcsrox

1 season at bayern and 1 at psg the collection would be complete


cimbalino

Really wish PSG had accepted Madrid's offer for Mbappe and replaced him with Ronaldo just to watch Neymar Messi and Ronaldo play side by side


MaidikIslarj

I would never need porn again


MakVolci

Am I going crazy or has CR7 scored the last 5 goals for United? What an assassin. EDIT: Yeah, he's insane. Last 5 goals United have scored are: - vs. Norwich, Ronaldo 7', 32', 76' - *(shut out again Liverpool/he didn't play)* - vs. Arsenal, Ronaldo 34' - vs. Chelsea, Ronaldo 62'


TakenNameception

Yes. And 8 out of last 9.


MakVolci

Jesus Chris that's Jason Bourne. Dude is on absolute fire.


akshay_rathod_

Can't say the same for his team


HemanthK1

Yes you can. United are fire A dumpster fire that is


chanandlerbonggg_

Nah but Ronaldo is the problem at United you see


OffendedDishwasher

problem for the opponents


JonSnowAzorAhai

... can't even object


04201969

Always has been


Y0RKC1TY

and yet the team would be better without him apparently


Monkeywithalazer

Imagine how many goals they would score if instead of Ronaldo they had a world Class striker that’s available and wants to play for Manchester United such as……


suzumurachan

Its obvious Martial would be a balon d'or if he started the whole season. Just wait till he plays for another t....oh.


Philosophfries

The dude is absolutely lighting up an otherwise dogshit team right now. In Man U’s last 10 matches, they’ve scored 10 goals. 8 have come from Ronaldo, all of which he scored in four of those games. In the remaining six games where he didn’t score, he wasn’t playing in half of them.


GengarOX

He’s second on goals for the season with Son. Wtf


TheDangerousAnt

He's scored 5 goals in his last 3 games for Utd. If he scores another 5 in his last 3 games, he'll be tied with Salah for first


RonaldoSIUUUU

Watch him do it


Hippotopmaus

he's the only one still trying, the rest have gone on holiday.


d4videnk0

Him and maybe De Gea are the only ones that give a fuck about the club sadly.


StairwayToLemon

The Problem™ strikes again


akshay_rathod_

Seems like a Nice Problem to have


StairwayToLemon

A very nice problem, indeed. I just hope he stays next season


imodey

We had that problem once. I'll never forget this [nonsense](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2796224-gareth-bale-says-real-madrid-are-more-of-a-team-without-cristiano-ronaldo). People need to realize that players like Cristiano and Messi aren't a problem. They're a crutch.


Artistic-Buyer-3219

*The Problem FC*


dracogladio1741

You guys think you could have won Serie A if he had stayed? I am quite sure United would be 12th or something if he hadn't joined.


AcceleratingRiff

I'm not sure they would have. He was the league top scorer last season but they barely managed 4th. Juve also have deep issues with their midfield and full backs.


dudipusprime

lol all juve fans did on this sub was shit on ronaldo when he was still there. they're the ones who started the "ronaldo is the problem" narrative in the frist place. no way any of these clowns will ever concede that they would have done better with him still in the squad.


JimmyWu21

I never thought people would complain about a 30 goal striker. Those are the players that clubs chase.


Zandercy42

We don't deserve this man


supplementarytables

One of ~3 players in your squad trying to keep top 4 hopes alive


doobie3101

But he's selfish and offers no pressing!!!!


Joshvir262

Unlike rashford the pressing machine


chantlernz

>Unlike rashford the **pr**~~essing~~ machine


OtomeView

I am forever baffled with Carra's article on him


NonRelevantFacts

What a first touch tho


couducane

So smooth and soft, just gorgeous


Y2GOAT

CRISTER RONALDO SIMPLE AS THAT


cockburntown

SEWEY


Farouqnowomarlater

Always rated crister


SmileSong

Seweyy


_cumblast_

Crister ronaldo sewy


dragon8811

Not again maaaaaan


fap4jesus

As soon as they mentioned he hasn't scored against Chelsea in the league, I knew it was happening


jolammy

That's actually an insane stat. Guess he did get that CL final header right?


JuanMataCFC

yeah, apparently this is his 1st league goal vs Chelsea ... even i was hella surprised.


Santa_Klaus_101

Ashley Cole effect.


5uperGIRL

[Obligatory gif](https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-23-2015/z6m_B3.gif).


Santa_Klaus_101

Prototype noodle hair Ronaldo was so fun yet at the same time so infuriating to watch. Insane to think he's transformed into the polar opposite at the end of his career. He's so adaptable.


5uperGIRL

Yeah as a winger he hardly ever scored goals but was so entertaining(and sometimes frustrating) to watch. The way he morphed into the complete attacking player was just incredible. Left foot, right foot, aerial dominance, clinical finishes, long range badgers; he’s got it all. His debut was one of the best I’ve seen as a United fan. Surpassed only by Rooney’s hat trick against Fenerbahce(sp?). Edit: I just realised I said exactly the same things you said.


Deluxe07

Lmao prototype is such a fitting word


sedikushjam

Cristiano is basically a main protagonist of an anime. But we are at that point where its becoming boring bc of how repetitve it has become lol


ADayInTheLifeOf

Same with Nketiah last week. 29 games or something mad without a goal. You just know.


StairwayToLemon

It's weird that they keep on going on about that considering his goal against you in the CL final


Glibicz

He is gonna score it for 2-1 also isnt he


JuanMataCFC

and 3-1


datcnashguy

Hope this is one of those comments who get‘s heavily upvoted after the match


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:(


Kacham132

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


Bolstex

He’s been on fire lately


galactix100

Scored 8 of Man U's last 9 goals.


the_peckham_pouncer

Great 6 months so.


BryansFury

He’s been good all season but he’s been ridiculous since March. I think he’s got 2 hat tricks in 2 months and he’s basically scored all of our last 9 goals except one I think.


Santa_Klaus_101

He was great at the start of the season, then after new year he went on a dreadful run of games (think it was 6 games where he went goalless and his general play was sloppy). Then the Spurs game happened and he's been amazing ever since. Link up has been excellent, creating a few chances here and there, incredibly clinical and his one touch passing is sublime.


arrrrr_matey

Was also out for a few matches * [transfermarkt](https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/cristiano-ronaldo/leistungsdatendetails/spieler/8198/saison/2021/wettbewerb/GB1/verein/985) * [fbref](https://fbref.com/en/players/dea698d9/matchlogs/s11160/summary/Cristiano-Ronaldo-Match-Logs)


djkamayo

By lately you mean the past 14 years


pm_me_dirty_planes

He's literally a one man show keeping United from relegation form the last few weeks.


Hoodxd

He's been getting away with it for over 15 years


Hessenuk

Portuguese Inzaghi


oblio-

On that note, a hopefully funny comment: > "Look, actually he can't play football at all. He's just always in the right position." Johan Cruyff about Inzaghi. For reference, Inzaghi was a 2 time CL winner and a WC winner.


thotminer

every bone in his body is about to snap from carrying united


arrrrr_matey

Ronaldo the only reliable player for United Edit: [Hi guys](http://web.archive.org/web/20211204133024if_/https://playbain.com/uploaded/1638624586.mp4)


Binaural1

We’d be bottom half of the table without him tbh


arrrrr_matey

Ronaldo going to stick around for another season of this?


Binaural1

There’s one more year left on his contract but who the hell knows with our club right now.


MaraudngBChestedRojo

Wouldn’t have made it out of the group in the CL either


Ife2105

Starring Ed Woodward? LMAO


MaraudngBChestedRojo

Washed up source of United problems


BrainlessArch

How good is he holy shit


YBHunted

You're clearly talking about Matic.


shoopler

Ronaldo and De Gea putting United on their backs again.


Boudi04

Ronaldo scored basically all Man United's goals in the past month and a half, how does anyone still think he's the problem?? He might as well be the only person saving them from relegation at this point.


covert_mango

He scored 8 of the last 9 goals.


Boudi04

That's a crazy number. Jesus


sniell365

We are just Everton but with Ronaldo.


valz_

Lol truth


DiarmaidB

Without him, we're bottom half. Without him + DDG, we're in a relegation battle


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DatGuySebastian

No no, the /r/soccer experts are right, he is clearly past it if he is only scoring 8/9 instead of 9/9 goals.


BrokeVeg4n

This guy is the definition of a winner mentality. our team is full of losers but this man is something else.


Kadabradoodle

Yeah, idk why so many people write Matic off.


_shhiroyasha69_

Single handedly Carrying this Nightmare of a team.


a34fsdb

Ronaldo is now tied at second place for most goals scored in the pl this season


ManuPasta

Matic appreciation post


TopNotchGamerr

Lol wut This is so scripted


dankcorp

Charity fc bro


69BRabbit

Imagine being a fit 24 year old playing for your boyhood team & seeing Ronaldo sprint back from the front to cover your position more than once & then continuing to just stroll around halfheartedly.


phl3gm

Rashford?


bootlegportalfluid

Disgraceful


A_chilles

Imagine being called the problem in this team...


TerriblyOrange

Who’s more shit has truly begun


ryanedwards0101

You’ve no chance mate lmao


RRBoss123

sexy ball from Matic


White_Locust

So predictable.


MH18Foot

WHAT A STRIKE!!!!


TopNotchGamerr

The assist from matic was brilliant too


cdragon1983

Especially considering it was completely improvised after the first attempted throughball was blocked.


dankcorp

Alonso🤝ronaldo Scoring a fucking banger


Seijur0Akashi

16 fucking seasons with 23+ goals!


Rumunj

Man will really get around 20 goals in the Prem, aged 37, in an absolute shit of a team, incredible.


georgeyday01

Yes! Love you, Ronnie!


AliMaq04

Where would we be without Ronny


Mancho_United

top15


asarkisov

That's a bit generous, don't ya think?


wantedtoknow

Already?!


vireshwarsidhu

One man army. What a first touch that was to control and smash it


JuanMataCFC

beautiful chipped pass from Matić tbf


SadNYSportsFan-11209

Matic so far has been really good today.


PoppinKREAM

He was so mad when we concede. Then he initiates the attack, presses, takes a wonderful touch and scores. Wish more of our players actually cared and put in the effort.


dotuan

Old men


EezoManiac

I rate Kante trying to move the ball with his mind rather than his legs


SvalbazGames

Can’t teach that


Shreeansh_Gupta

HES DOING IT AGAIN


EMKAYVI

bruh this man is lethal


sShanksx

That’s a 37 year old seasoned touch. Pure brilliance.


Food4Noods

This absolute shit-show of a season has corroborated 2 things for me. a) 90% of the players in this club are charlatan con artists who’ve masqueraded as footballers for far too long and b) Ronaldo is undoubtedly the greatest player of all time. To come back at 37 and carry these useless cunts across the finish line every single week with virtually no service is something i doubt any player in history would be able to achieve (to the same degree)


roundttwo

RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

People actually thought that the goat was a problem smh.


thotminer

what a pass from matic wow


TisKey2323

Get CR7 to PSG and let Messi go please…it’s gonna be day and night. Messi gets paid to walk on the field lol


The_XI_guy

There are still people who think this man makes United worse. There are also people who believe the earth is flat. What a crazy world we live in


DnANZ

C.Ronaldo has kept this team in the top 6. He's a problem? Bring him to PSG to replace Mbappe.


Kiseki-

Messi and Ronaldo.. that's wet dream..


basel99

SEWEEEEE


aubvrn

Just rename the club to Ronaldo FC at this point


Rumple4skiin

At the age of 37 he's scored 23 goals while playing for one of the worst teams I've ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on in the most physically demanding league in Europe. And people say he's washed. Anyone who says that, including all the brain dead pundits is clearly a moron


Niarra_

he d score 50 goals in city. probably 35-40 at chelsea.


Santa_Klaus_101

He's in form atm. 8 goals in his last 5 appearances, 5 of which came against Arsenal, Spurs and Chelsea. What a contrast to that dreadful run he had after the turn of the year.


jiijoey

Vintage Ronnie, getting to that CL knockout phase, but unfortunately too late


panache123

Yeah the muscle memory is wild


JJOne101

LOL 9 out of his 17 league goals came against London teams. And he still has Crystal Palace to play.


CSdesire

nice goal cris


BrainlessArch

Matic is the best playmaker in the world


I3ibek008

9th goal vs Top 6. Not bad for a finished player?


locust098

Hang on, I thought he was the problem?


OffendedDishwasher

He is the problem, for opponents


Similar-Wolverine-10

I thought he would drop off a lot more this season. He's been sublime for his age and the team that's around him


dankcorp

The inevitability of that was inevitable


SamboiR2016

Lmao out of nowhere, caught them sleeping


BilliamBohnson

Ronaldo is on a different mind set now. His lost son has inspired him to fight with a different mentality. The man has seen sadness most of us haven't. Lost his father to alcoholism. Almost lost his brother to drugs and alcohol. (He saved him by winning the euro.) Lost his son. Almost lost his freedom from a false rape accusation. Love him or hate him, this man is a warrior that never quits.


69MillionDollarMan

ayyyyyyyy


eagleo

Should have built the team around matic instead of pogba


AssFingerFuck3000

Wish we had problems like Ronaldo tbh


fap4jesus

oh fuck off, its brighton all over again


PureExcuse

Ronaldo would've already bagged a hat trick if he was playing for us. It cannot be understated how unclinical we are in front of goal, fucking sick of it.


Otenus

Hey, Lukaku just came on!


WalaLlama5

But he’s a problem


Vag7

Ronaldo and De Gea Vs 20 other players 🤝


xisnotx

Cristiano Ronaldo deserves a better club than Man Utd. And Im saying this as a Utd fan. We arent doing right by his greatness.


SaraMichetti

Look at the 37-year-old C. Ronaldo, moving throughout the game, we can't ask for more from him, Manchester United was just lucky to get a draw, but this can't hide the problem


ChillPalis

Surely after this season, Cristiano is a club legend for United. He has to be.