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Death, taxes and Teemo Werner
Captain Teemo on duty!
Blinding defenders with his moves and running swiftly through them😎
r/leagueoflegends is leaking
Disgustingly good goal
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM WERNER
Nacho being dumb? Yes.
Same story of the 1st goal.
Militão so badly missed.
The gif is still cursed! Lol no wonder it's still banned on the United sub
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
You cheeky bastard, this is not r/reddevils
Werner of all people scoring . Next you're gonna tell me Lukaku is gonna magically come on the field and head in a goal
With his first touch
And unveil a massive Chelsea crest tattooed on his chest. What a bonkers match.
Always rated him at Chelsea.
Rated at 0?
What the hell is that defending hahaha
get Peter Walton in now and see if he can tell if that went in
"There's little evidence that the ball has hit the net with this one"
"I'll have to see what the ref decides, then I will decide accordingly."
TIMO WERNER IS FUCKING MASSIVE
Love the man. Love it even more that he's finding form.
Also gives me great hopes for the WC
I like the fact that he is not complaining, despite not scoring often he works his ass
LUKAKU COULD NEVER
Always rated the lad
That was so filthy
I actually love this man
Timo is the real king
This thread aging like milk
Aged worse that the economic predictions for 2022.
You love to see it
Loving every minute of it
As we all predicted
This has been an absolute battering.
fuck me words spoken too soon
It's been as one-sided as the PSG tie was before Donnarumma threw away 2 goals.
Mate mate mate mate mate
With the way the first leg went, not sure we’re going to be giving away easy goals here
I can't believe you've done this.
mofo had to jinx it, although, it was a moment of magic from Modric
Oh mate you shouldn't have said that.
That was no easy goal lol
In before Mendy throws the ball to Benzema
Yeah Karim did it again lmao. Never jinx against Real
Bruh I was going to say and then he scores a header 💀
What about that other one?
😂 you’re not us
like milk, it expires quickly and gets spoiled
Werner does great but Casemiro really made that as easy as possible for him, practically was cheering him on there
Casemiro and Alaba looked like kids against messi there
Although they were against the German messi tbf to them
Marco Marin doesn't play for Chelsea anymore?
TIMO UNLEASHED LETS GOOO
Benz says No
Madrid have been so shit my god
hilariously bad defending from Casemiro there too
He started sliding so early
Sol Campbell tribute act
You could see what he was about to do from a mile away. A baby would’ve faked that first shot
And yet, chelsea manages to shit the bed even harder lol
Playing counter but without the counter part...
Care to take it back?
WHAT THE FUCK
No fucking way real let timo werner score
i mean, he did net against them last season as well in the 2nd leg like this game. Guy has something against Real
Werner normally: I sleep
Werner Vs Southampton and Real Madrid: Real shit
People who think benzema won't score a goal between the minute 85 and 93 are ignorant, mark my words.
He scored at 96
YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THE KINGS OF EUROPE
Seems like you really can't
Not so funny now is it? Lmao
He's pretty quiet. I wonder how they did against Villareal.
Hahaha dude has had SOME evening let me tell you
After what happened in both games. This comment is probably the best in the thread.
Upvoting for visibility
You can't, because you're out.
Real Madrid are THE Kings of Europe for a reason.
Where r u now? Lost to Villarreal and we’re in the semis 😭😭😭😭😭
Lol you cant you are out😭😭😭
Chat shit get banged, KINGS OF EUROPE send their regards 😘
Do you not have your own games to be watching....
LOL LOL LOL
My dude said I can't watch my club because I need to win the karma race
Wow, the universe just said fuck you in particular huh? Let's go spanish football
Villarreal  - 1 Bayern
Never thought I would see it from this flair, but I would take it!
I truly believe this guy is the reason why both Chelsea and Bayern got eliminated today lolol thanks bro
they were right. Chelsea isn't playing with them!
Bow to the king bitch
Aged like warm milk
Just wanna make sure you don't forget about this comment
Lmao two loser clubs got kicked out of the CL today
You're right 😂
Guess you guys certainly won’t be ☺️
YOU REALLY CANT
Wtf was Casemiro doing hahaha
Now that's a confidence boost if I've ever seen one
That's hilarious. Of course it was Timo as well.
No handball in that one
This comments aged like milk.
It’s a joy to read.
What a run
HAD TO BE HIM LMAOOO
Kovacic has been superb this entire match, lovely assist by him
Kovacic is so underrated
LETS ALL LAUGH AT REAL MADRID
Modric is laughing now
You were saying? 🤣
Cue Curb Your Enthusiasm theme
Don’t know how to tell you this mate
SAY WHAT NOW BIHHHHHHH
Never want to go full PSG. 😂
How bottler lmaoooo 😭😭😭
Enjoy conference league at best
See you in the Champions league in a decade, if you make it
KEEP LAUGHING BITCH LMFAOOOO ENJOY THE CONFERENCE LEAGUE NEXT SEASON 😭😭😭😭
Thank you for your service.
Laugh now mate
SPANISH LAUGHS ONLY
Lmao United fan
Let's all Laugh at you now.
Let's all laugh at premtards
Man United fan, have some shame ffs how are you celebrating a Chelsea win
1. Chelsea-Man United is not that big of a rivalry
2. You don’t think we have lost all our shame over the course of this season
It’s Reddit man, I saw a united fan a couple weeks ago say that mourinho is the goat manager for him
He said laugh at RM, not cheer for Chelsea?
Not today, this comment even funnier coming from Man u fan lmao
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LMFAOO KEEP LAUGHING
We’re not you ffs
WHAT A FUCKING GOAL
Holy shit lmao
STOP THE COUNT
The most dangerous lead
Gotta love these comments made too early. RIP chelsea oil club
This sub is a clear example of how the world hates madrid. I love it. Lmao
What a difference 6 days makes
What difference again?
casemiro is still sliding
Chaos theory proves right once again
What a beauty
Cracker from Werner, just as expected
What a run, majestic
what is casemiro doing, why is he going to ground so early
No VAR on this one hahahahahaha
You had one fucking job Madrid, you fucking useless wankers
The buildup to pull the centerbacks out of place was superb.
They absolutely weren't joking about saving 3 goals from Southampton at the weekend