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fallenefc

Inevitable


SamsungHeir

Death, taxes and Teemo Werner


Ineedthatshitudrive

Captain Teemo on duty!


Im_Not_Sleeping

*psychopath laugh*


DankyPal

Blinding defenders with his moves and running swiftly through them😎


A_homeless_ninja

>Teemo Werner r/leagueoflegends is leaking


Rayser1

Disgustingly good goal


Wunsen

YOU CAN'T RUN FROM WERNER


SphinxIIIII

Nacho being dumb? Yes.


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Same story of the 1st goal. Militão so badly missed.


PoppinKREAM

~~[Itshappening.gif](https://giphy.com/gifs/vv41HlvfogHAY)~~ The gif is still cursed! Lol no wonder it's still banned on the United sub


itsonlyteenage

Maybenot.gif


iSleepUpsideDown

EVERYONE GET IN HERE


ccdewa

You cheeky bastard, this is not r/reddevils


majnubhaispainting

Werner of all people scoring . Next you're gonna tell me Lukaku is gonna magically come on the field and head in a goal


ShanghaiCowboy

With his first touch


Chef_Bojan3

And unveil a massive Chelsea crest tattooed on his chest. What a bonkers match.


gerryt32

Always rated him at Chelsea.


tanganica3

Rated at 0?


FireZeLazer

What the hell is that defending hahaha


loykedule

get Peter Walton in now and see if he can tell if that went in


Robertsongaming

"There's little evidence that the ball has hit the net with this one"


loykedule

"I'll have to see what the ref decides, then I will decide accordingly."


CSdesire

TIMO WERNER IS FUCKING MASSIVE


SleepTightLilPuppy

Love the man. Love it even more that he's finding form. Also gives me great hopes for the WC


Aszneeee

I like the fact that he is not complaining, despite not scoring often he works his ass


Rayser1

LUKAKU COULD NEVER UNBELIEVABLE


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ScHoolboyLou

Always rated the lad


harshalax31

That was so filthy


_Ultimatum_

I actually love this man


Danzard

Timo is the real king


lastonepick

This thread aging like milk


Fern-ando

Aged worse that the economic predictions for 2022.


Frusciante16

You love to see it


cr7momo16

Loving every minute of it


Physical-South-3564

Out Tucheled


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watanabelover69

As we all predicted


BaoJinyang

This has been an absolute battering.


sCubed5

fuck me words spoken too soon


domalino

It's been as one-sided as the PSG tie was before Donnarumma threw away 2 goals.


dhambo

Mate mate mate mate mate


Youngest_boss

With the way the first leg went, not sure we’re going to be giving away easy goals here


Skall77

I can't believe you've done this.


__sovereign__

mofo had to jinx it, although, it was a moment of magic from Modric


domalino

Oh mate you shouldn't have said that.


Youngest_boss

That was no easy goal lol


The_Foren

In before Mendy throws the ball to Benzema


jiinska

Yeah Karim did it again lmao. Never jinx against Real


The_Foren

Bruh I was going to say and then he scores a header 💀


Gonchuago

What about that other one?


thatstoomuch_man

Lol


AnybodyEffective8349

You did


Melticus-A

😂 you’re not us


aaw420

like milk, it expires quickly and gets spoiled


loykedule

Werner does great but Casemiro really made that as easy as possible for him, practically was cheering him on there


Simmyho

Awful defending


Jolly-Literature1226

Casemiro and Alaba looked like kids against messi there Although they were against the German messi tbf to them


FCCheIsea

Marco Marin doesn't play for Chelsea anymore?


IP14Y3RI

TIMO UNLEASHED LETS GOOO


Melticus-A

Benz says No


Meecs18

Madrid have been so shit my god


31_whgr

hilariously bad defending from Casemiro there too


raymondliang

He started sliding so early


31_whgr

Sol Campbell tribute act


PortugeseMagnifico

You could see what he was about to do from a mile away. A baby would’ve faked that first shot


One_More_RedditBot

And yet, chelsea manages to shit the bed even harder lol


Maximuslex01

Playing counter but without the counter part...


Melticus-A

Well


shaarm

Care to take it back?


meverygoodboy

GET INNNNNNNNNN


officerspicy

WHAT THE FUCK


ramithrower

No fucking way real let timo werner score


denziepanzie

i mean, he did net against them last season as well in the 2nd leg like this game. Guy has something against Real


MOBYXLGames

Werner normally: I sleep Werner Vs Southampton and Real Madrid: Real shit


TUNISIANFOLK

People who think benzema won't score a goal between the minute 85 and 93 are ignorant, mark my words.


los_blanco_14

He scored at 96


brodietop

TIMOOOOOOOOOO


Lithorex

YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THE KINGS OF EUROPE


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Seems like you really can't


Matox223

Lmao


Firehills

Not so funny now is it? Lmao


wanderer1999

He's pretty quiet. I wonder how they did against Villareal.


OmegaEleven

Hahaha dude has had SOME evening let me tell you


jiijoey

Lmaoo ouch


Original-_-Name

After what happened in both games. This comment is probably the best in the thread.


ProstetnicVogonJelz

Upvoting for visibility


Mkhitaryan10

You can't, because you're out.


oakpoakroak

?


Black_thunder070

Real Madrid are THE Kings of Europe for a reason.


cr7momo16

Where r u now? Lost to Villarreal and we’re in the semis 😭😭😭😭😭


TenderNutsackScratch

Lol you cant you are out😭😭😭


waotc

Chat shit get banged, KINGS OF EUROPE send their regards 😘


The_Iron_Duchess

Do you not have your own games to be watching....


Marco2169

not anymore


deefa47

LOL LOL LOL


libertydabbing

My dude said I can't watch my club because I need to win the karma race


Historia_Frosmoth

Lmao


sorucha

Wow, the universe just said fuck you in particular huh? Let's go spanish football


FBI_8290

Villarreal [1] - 1 Bayern


IsItSnowing_

Never thought I would see it from this flair, but I would take it!


Goatbeerdog

?


ShrimpDickPapi

I truly believe this guy is the reason why both Chelsea and Bayern got eliminated today lolol thanks bro


WailDhum

Literally bayerinas


7anzala

HAHAHAHA


did_it_my_way

they were right. Chelsea isn't playing with them!


MoistBruce

Bow to the king bitch


JuanConsciousness

Aged like warm milk


KnownStuff

Did it?


SeryaphFR

Just wanna make sure you don't forget about this comment


M_MUNEEB

Lmao two loser clubs got kicked out of the CL today


Biosphere97

You're right 😂


helz94

Guess you guys certainly won’t be ☺️


Jules-Redfield

Lmao


Melticus-A

YOU REALLY CANT ENJOYED VILLAREAL?


Capasound

UNLEASHED


JK7698

Wtf was Casemiro doing hahaha


OJ34

Composure


xDeltaStar

Now that's a confidence boost if I've ever seen one


poledroid

TIMOOOOOOOO


Itsthatgy

That's hilarious. Of course it was Timo as well.


PerfectBlueOnDVD

No handball in that one


Fern-ando

This comments aged like milk.


Bludgeoned-Testicles

It’s a joy to read.


NathantheNobody

What a run


GrassTastesBad1

HAD TO BE HIM LMAOOO


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AnybodyEffective8349

About that


Scatter5D

Kovacic has been superb this entire match, lovely assist by him


Living_a_Dejavu

Kovacic is so underrated


RubberToe1996

LETS ALL LAUGH AT REAL MADRID


risjinalosnvai

Modric is laughing now


Firehills

You were saying? 🤣


e5india

Cue Curb Your Enthusiasm theme


sorucha

🤡🤡🤡


Magnetronaap

🤡


kids_in_my_basement0

Don’t know how to tell you this mate


E_EqualsDankCSquared

SAY WHAT NOW BIHHHHHHH


Confident-Chapter307

Hhehehe


bruiser95

Mate


JioJio92

Never want to go full PSG. 😂


Voroxter

How bottler lmaoooo 😭😭😭 Enjoy conference league at best


Bini_9

Laugh now! See you in the Champions league in a decade, if you make it


cr7momo16

KEEP LAUGHING BITCH LMFAOOOO ENJOY THE CONFERENCE LEAGUE NEXT SEASON 😭😭😭😭


Jules-Redfield

LMAO


_Sylph_

Thank you for your service.


si4ci7

Hehehehehehe


deefa47

Laugh now mate


Automatic_Time_6785

SPANISH LAUGHS ONLY JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA


Nazipotter

yes what


M_MUNEEB

Lmao United fan


Black_thunder070

Let's all Laugh at you now.


AnybodyEffective8349

Let's all laugh at premtards


alaslipknot

ahahahahahaah


ams6889

still laughing?


pajamakitten

HAW HAW!


Rafay777

😂😂😂


HKAGooner

Man United fan, have some shame ffs how are you celebrating a Chelsea win


MOBYXLGames

1. Chelsea-Man United is not that big of a rivalry 2. You don’t think we have lost all our shame over the course of this season


PortugeseMagnifico

It’s Reddit man, I saw a united fan a couple weeks ago say that mourinho is the goat manager for him


WilsonJ04

He said laugh at RM, not cheer for Chelsea?


Tempoulker

Fucking clown


waotc

Not today, this comment even funnier coming from Man u fan lmao


agni39

SUBSCRIBE


Rafay777

😂😂😂


Gonchuago

U there?


DaREY297

You have subscribed to the new Real Madrid Champions League campaign, we are currently on our way to go deep into the tournament. This subscription cannot be aborted, sorry for the inconveniences.


cr7momo16

LMFAOO KEEP LAUGHING


RealMadrid4Bernie

loser


Melticus-A

We’re not you ffs


arvindanar7

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL


BrockStar92

Holy shit lmao


MyPornAccount_6699

STOP THE COUNT


HauntingPersonality7

The most dangerous lead


Nervous-Resolution-8

🤣🤣🤣


AnybodyEffective8349

Ahahahaha


yeahh_maybe

yea mate🤝


Rafay777

😂😂😂


hopelessromantic7

Gotta love these comments made too early. RIP chelsea oil club


Metallic_greyish

This sub is a clear example of how the world hates madrid. I love it. Lmao


MrIrishman699

What a difference 6 days makes


AnybodyEffective8349

What difference again?


powergo1

forsen


edwardfortehands

casemiro is still sliding


Scruffysword80

Chaos theory proves right once again


chillisaucc

Ah yes


M_MUNEEB

Lol


Ramirob

What a beauty


wilyacalmdown

Cracker from Werner, just as expected


ICoCoMoCoI

What a run, majestic


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what is casemiro doing, why is he going to ground so early


nevergotgold

No VAR on this one hahahahahaha


Cowdude179

CHELSEA LEGEND


CaptainKursk

You had one fucking job Madrid, you fucking useless wankers


MAXMADMAN

The buildup to pull the centerbacks out of place was superb.


over_theford

They absolutely weren't joking about saving 3 goals from Southampton at the weekend