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Impossible_Pen_9459

Football is just about money and shagging at the end of the day


mandrake_cry

Have any major news channels or YouTubers commented on Molina's leaks?


[deleted]

The BBC don’t cover things until it’s already not even a news story anymore


xGolfs

I expect very hot takes if we don't win tomorrow.


tiorzol

Do we think Bayern are gonna win this? Got a cash out on the cards


ugotbaited

The Cristiano hattrick against Atleti was 5 years ago fucking hell why is time going by so fast


TheFakeIceCream

I have amassed 3 Reddit followers. Should I accept that I'm a failure in life.


HowBen

It says I have 12, but when I click on the list I only see 3, and 2 of them are spam accounts


ImpressiveFly5

I have 0. You aren't failure


TheFakeIceCream

The more you have, the bigger failure you are.


PegaponyPrince

I've somehow got 13


Shaggay1

i have 6 checkmate


hernandez21goat

Jesus what would we do without Müller and Lewa?


[deleted]

Buy Haaland, Adeyemi, Wirtz , Nkunku


hernandez21goat

Haaland? No. Wirtz maybe, Nkunko no. Adeyemi I don't rate that high so far


confetti26

Win the BL by less points and do worse in the CL probably


PenyaMadridistaCat

Sure but I'm willing to bet that even with the physical difference, most of your average 5 a side players could not just switch to a 90 minute full field game and beat the best women's team in the world.


confetti26

I accidentally deleted that comment instead of the one begging for a club flair to be added in an old DD. I stand by it though


rho_93

Get relegated


The_PantsMcPants

It's boring being a Bayern fan, admit it...even losing league matches doesn't matter...


rho_93

I'm not bored of being a Bayern fan.


ugotbaited

Lewa, jesus


tiorzol

Ah balls, i have HT/FT on the Bayern game, they look way too wank to win this now. That CB was not great there.


tiorzol

Oh shit, I take it back! Please don't score again before HT!


zukai12_

If you were a sentient stadium , which one would you least like to be? I'd probably say Goodison as it would be really tough dealing with the knowledge i'd be destroyed in a few years


Billion34

I'd like to be the Etihad. I wouldn't want to be overwhelmed with large crowds and too much noise.


_cumblast_

The Den


zukai12_

Why


_cumblast_

Milwall fans


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hernandez21goat

He said that Pavard smokes a lot and french nt staff noticed because he cant sprint


[deleted]

Pavard seems like the stereotypical nice guy


kplo

Crazy to think Di Maria scored against France and Brazil in official tournaments in the last 3 years, and both were great goals.


[deleted]

If Christensen or Rudiger leaves, who would be a better fit for Chelsea: Fofanna, De Ligt, or Kounde ? I would probably go for Kounde


chirosen21

Kounde for sure. Fofana I'm not sure considering he's coming off a horror injury.


ugotbaited

Bayern have been terrible, no danger at all


hernandez21goat

Augsburg park the bus tax


rho_93

Sabitzer did you take lessons from ding dong?? Why are you sidepassing so much


CentreMidfielder

If a U15 men’s team can beat the USWNT, do you reckon a side of random r/soccer users can do the same?


PegaponyPrince

Probably not as I recall there was a census on the sub where some people haven't played before and then there's the matter of teamwork.


Lyrical_Forklift

Not random, beacuse I suspect the majority on here haven't played football let alone at a high enough level to beat internationals.


Idislikemyroommate

A random team no. They'd run rings around a group of average players with average fitness. A group of the best in the sub would be closer depending on the players but yeah a group of decent players could.


KeegansPerm

An American academy really do not have many great players. Surely if we picked random people, you’d get a few who are like 20. On that alone you could run the game if your in average shape


Idislikemyroommate

If you're talking about an MLS academy then it doesn't have to be 'great' players - they could just be players who would play at the better sunday league teams in the UK. They would be players who had professional facilities and coaches to practice with. The women's team are the same. I'd probably say out of the 3 million people subscribers I would probably be better than the average user just because I played sunday league for most my younger years as most people probably did fuck all but I was in a team that would get overrun by teams just a bit better than us. If I got picked I could pass the ball about a little and not look too awful but I'd be fucked after 45 mins playing actual athletes and I'm not even in the worst of fitness. Like I said, if you could pick the best players from this sub then probably but a random group from 3 million is just not going to happen.


confetti26

I mean, probably. There's probably some lower level (semi)pro's on here. An u15 team from Dallas isn't a very high bar. I play in the highest amateur league in my country which is probably still worse than Dallas but we're older than 15 so I can't imagine there's a world of difference. And I can't really imagine there's not 11 people better than me somewhere in these 3 million users either. Edit: wait, random?? Yeah no way hahaha. Didn't the census here say only like a fourth of the people here even play 11v11 football themselves???


surbell

Tbf not playing 11v11 could still mean playing 7 a side, 5 a side etc


[deleted]

nah if it's the USMNT Under 15s


Apartment_Entire

Pick any 11 people from DD and we can go toe to toe with Pep's Barca.


KeegansPerm

Fucking easily. Not even a question, from 3 million people as long as there is 11 at least semi pro or ex semi pro players


AngrySnwMnky

Random


The_PantsMcPants

Random though? Might get 11 people who can't even go for 90 minutes on a full pitch


KeegansPerm

I’d be embarrassed for this sub if the random 11 of football enthusiasts aren’t better than Dallas u15s


HowBen

Wow. Horrific opinion. Id bet you the u15s of an ISL team would easily trounce a random 11 taken from a sample of 3m “football enthusiasts”, and the level of Indian football is dogshit compared to the US. Half the r/soccer 11 probably wouldnt even last for more than 30 minutes against pros


papertowelfan

You are severely overestimating the users on this sub


The_PantsMcPants

Beginning to get the feeling I'm a lot older than 90% of this sub lol


KeegansPerm

Assuming they have man strength and aren’t obese I think they’d beat Dallas U15s


papertowelfan

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/l5csfv/2020_rsoccer_census_results/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share About half of users have never played the sport in an organized manner before. And then you have to consider that a portion of people on the internet lie. Dallas has probably the best academy in the country. They would slaughter a random 11 users


KeegansPerm

Fuck me that is so poor. Your correct actually


U2cuz69

Ain’t a chance that a random 11 is better than the youth academy of a mls club.


KeegansPerm

Their genuine shite over in America. Assuming your random 11 is from decently football mad areas, you’ll have 11 18-24 year olds with football experience and man strength


U2cuz69

Being that FC Dallas is one of the best academies the states which has produced a good portion of the younger players who have recently gone to and succeeded in Europe, I don’t think a random group of people from here would win. I think a lot of people underrate how much better pros, semi-pros, and even youth prospects are compared to average joe.


[deleted]

Probably means USWNT


KeegansPerm

The Dallas u15s beat the USWNT supposedly


PenyaMadridistaCat

Kimpembé should be dropped from the french NT, what a diabolical defender


efosaking69

0 ball knowledge detected .


hernandez21goat

I'll never understand how the fuck Pavard has a career at Bayern.. 😭😔


rho_93

Mf needs to stop inhaling balloons


hernandez21goat

Gnabry smoked in a video from like 1 year ago and he still plays well


PenyaMadridistaCat

You need your french quota bruh


hernandez21goat

He got beaten 2x against Augsburg in a minute and we conceded because of him. A croatian kid who just got promoted from 2nd team is better than him


suedney

Kimmich your team needs you! Where are you?


Nuri__Sahin

On Facebook peddling anti-vax conspiracy theories. 😡


rho_93

Vaccine jail


GratinDeRavioles

Who could have guessed a few years back that El Chiringuito and Molina would become some of the best reasons to pick up Spanish or French


Micvik998

Can’t believe people still only see Haaland as a goal merchant. Have yous actually watched him play?


Nuri__Sahin

They see highlights of his goals on here and Youtube, and know his FIFA card rating. That's all that matters.


Scalenuts

Saying things like "He's the cherry on top of a good attack"


efosaking69

Poch supporting the transfer of Rudiger, he is not satisfied with fucking us with Wijnaldum. He wants his own personal German defender flop. Hopefully he goes to Bayern. tired of these PL flops


ScorpiaHP

He'd be your second best defender. Do you even watch him? It's not the same as Wijnaldum who was declining already and played a very specific role at Liverpool.


efosaking69

High wages Aging Foreign (we have limited registration spots ) Hard Pass.


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efosaking69

wanting players that don’t fit is wanting Rudiger. I want Saliba. Who has a higher fifa rating between Saliba and Rudiger? I’ll give you a minute to guess.


KeegansPerm

People expecting Wijnaldum to be the best progressive passer in the world


efosaking69

too bad he isn’t even good at the things he’s supposed to be good at


KeegansPerm

You bought him to retain the ball, work hard and be tactically disciplined. Has he done that or not


efosaking69

he has not. He loses the loses the ball and runs like a geriatric.


KeegansPerm

If your sticking with a 3atb Rudiger would be brilliant.


efosaking69

nah. ageing foreign (due to registration issues) PL players on high wages is not the move for us. A young French defender with plenty of room is what we need.


pagalpun

28 isn't very old for a defender


efosaking69

he’ll be 29 by the time he joins if he does join. and for a player that relys a lot in Physical ability. It does not bode well.


asvpmamba

Bruh back in the mid 2010s Serie A was boring af like there would be the occasional Juve or Napoli match that was watchable but now Serie A is entertaining again , I honestly find it more entertaining than the Premier League.


junior150396

It's the European league i enjoy watching and following the most


CompetitiveMouting

Hot take but I find PL the least entertaining football in the top 5 leagues.


Dhul9695

No way this boring La liga is more entertaining than PL


CompetitiveMouting

Yeah that might be true right now actually.


ADT08

What seems like the the whitest ground in PL? I think Turf Moor or Goodison. Dont think I have seen a black or brown fan whenever the camera zooms in. Of the big six it's definitely Anfield. Old Trafford and Emirates are the most diverse I feel.


3V3RT0N

Tbf you're not wrong.


Nuri__Sahin

Haven't been to Anfield since late 2019, but even just going by cameras it's a decent mix let alone when I was there. Salah and Mane have helped tremendously. Most brown people that I know of personally certainly drifted to United and Arsenal over their 90s and 00s success, then Chelsea brought in a big crop. Turf Moor to answer your question overall. Although I never really thought of diversity at Goodison Park.


PenyaMadridistaCat

Bruh 😂


CoolstorySteve

How much of a weirdo do you need to be to ask this question


Apartment_Entire

How is that weird? Hes just wondering which grounds are most or least diverse?


Mr_XemiReR

Still baffling how Vini has more G/A this season than Hazard in his whole Madrid career


Electronic-Taro-4780

Chelsea fans are more supportive of Hazard than RM fans and I find that very funny.


marmotto-126

Why would you? He was great for one club and shit for another lol


Electronic-Taro-4780

He's no longer their player though


marmotto-126

Love for a player can transcend the club they play in, Barca and Real fans obviously still love Messi and Ronaldo.


Nuri__Sahin

Wanted to head down to the Carlisle Grounds tonight for the first division playoff final for Bray vs UCD, but owed a colleague a solid, and had to cover for her until not long ago. Just kicking off. I could make it for HT, but meh.


The_PantsMcPants

Can't wait to replace the disappointment of no Everton matches with the disappointment of watching Everton play


Electronic-Taro-4780

Unbelievable how this Bayern fan account got nearly 5K likes by making up something Romain Molina absolutely did NOT say about PSG https://twitter.com/Bayernmode/status/1461492141587369985


Joshvir262

Na na na na na na na na na na oles at the wheel at the wheel Oles at the wheel


-upthetoffees-

Would you rather score a last minute World Cup or champions league winner I Like England but I’d have to go club over country any day


SVWerder46

Club over country no debate


junior150396

Last minute goal to win the trophy? WC and it's not even close


Bullshagger69

World cup for sure


_cumblast_

Iniesta got applauded at every ground in Spain after his. It's huge and you'll be a legend of your nation forever. Have to go with that.


confetti26

Doing either would solidify it as the most iconic football moment of all time. Smashing a last minute winner past Real Madrid to bring the Champions League home to Douglas would easily surpass Maradona's goal of the century. That said, gimme the World Cup. I'd literally be worshipped like a god wherever I went in the entire country.


shmozey

World Cup easily. If you’re English you would be an utter legend and would be a part of the whole countries history. There would genuinely be songs about it for decades.


LewsTherin177

World Cup, we need a new victory song now that Ramenez la coupe à la maison is tainted. 😤


Roller95

The Champions League goal


confetti26

Currently picturing you scoring a 94th minute header from your wheelchair to win Ajax the Champions League and it's very funny


Roller95

Wouldn’t that be totally sick though


confetti26

Would be incredible. If it ever happens, please do a wheely.


not1yo2avg3person

last minute world cup winner would help in making football more popular here 🙏


Advawe

World Cup. The relieve is glorious, the goal by Götze was almost a last minute one and the last few minutes were hell.


3V3RT0N

I'd go for the Ev Would never have to pay for a drink and would get offered free sniff in the bogs


shmozey

That would apply in every city in England if it was the World Cup.


3V3RT0N

But I don't wanna leave the city limits 😬😬😬


KeegansPerm

Last minute FA cup winner>


-upthetoffees-

last minute league cup winner> absolute embarrassment we’ve never won it


HugeVampireSquid

That French player is just a rookie, Bartomeu shat all over a club


Dismal-Philosopher-4

Media will handle rape sometimes if it's big, but go into pedophilia and they become very hesitant to write anything. Not expecting much Molina said to hit any mainstream football news.


AnnieIWillKnow

It won’t hit mainstream news as it’s speculation. The paedophilia and abuse scandal in UK football a few years ago was big headline news.


ugotbaited

How has Sabitzer been for Bayern? Haven't been able to watch their games this season


scrambledeggsss

Average. He hasn't played much though.


addictedToArSocca

ass so far but had very little game time


Quab775

With no international break Am excited of consistent games till January the Christmas part is part of epl calenders where good teams will rise and mediocre teams complain and managers/fans


addictedToArSocca

for all the bored English people Omar Richards is starting for Bayern tonight


HugeVampireSquid

Can’t wait for him to be declared the best lb in the world after a few games


3V3RT0N

Daddy won't let me watch the Bundelsiga 🤬


Advawe

He is right. Bundesliga is too much to handle for youngsters


3V3RT0N

I'm 28


Advawe

And I’m 22, it’s about maturity.


Impossible_Pen_9459

Warum?


3V3RT0N

Cos I burnt his tuna pasta bake


Impossible_Pen_9459

You deserve it then


confetti26

I feel like you two are the same person in alternate realities


Impossible_Pen_9459

I hate everton Then again so does 3V3RTON probably


addictedToArSocca

he cares for you well being and ball knowledge


FenrirXXVIII

Is KDB now a bigger City legend than Stephen Ireland?


rScoobySkreep

he’s probably approaching Dean Borello levels at this point


papertowelfan

Maybe but he's got a while to go before he surpasses Shaun Wright-Phillips


ratchet570

Most City fans dont know who that is


FenrirXXVIII

I mean, most City fans don't remember Michael Ball either. But that doesn't stop him from being a club legend. Same as DaMarcus Beasley.


[deleted]

They even named a country after him.


PenyaMadridistaCat

Onana is just 25? Thought he was older!


delidl

He was 21 when he played his first European final


ImpressiveFly5

van dijk is 30. Alaba is 29. Boom


ratchet570

Is that meant to be surprising?


LewsTherin177

Would have assumed Van Dijk was 34-35 from the way people talk about him here.


ImpressiveFly5

yeah. Never thought van dijk was 30. Thought he was around 27. And alaba, thought he was around 30 already.


taylorstillsays

He is around 30


ugotbaited

Maybe the super league wasn't the worst thing to happen to football after all.


AssFingerFuck3000

Nice try Florentino


[deleted]

!flair :Manchester_United:


confetti26

Ratio + City are clear


Sektsioon

Need exclamation mark before flair, not colon.


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thanks, edited it


Equivalent_Silver_34

Holy shit Molina is revealing a lot


NorthSideFireSign278

Again?


ImpressiveFly5

[GOAT. ANY DOUBTS ?](https://imgur.com/ir1oiBz)


junior150396

Never in doubt.


marmotto-126

No doubts from me.


ADT08

What were the most commented DDs so far? Has to be one the Super League days right? Wasnt it 21k or something like that? No idea what it was for the Euros final day but that must have been big as well with all the shenanigans pre-game and dramatic ending.


Advawe

Super League DD was crazy. Never seen the sub this united.


TTA0709

Superleague one, think we cracked over 20k


confetti26

Attack of the Siggy nonce, actually


PenyaMadridistaCat

Link?


confetti26

Wow seems I was wrong, the Super League thread beat it out by ~500 comments. Siggy nonce is second place though. [Here it is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/o42kru/daily_discussion/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


AndreOnanabolic

Its all deleted comments, but they still count.


nbaylor1

I think the euro final was around 10k


ADT08

Crazy. That Super League record will be hard to beat then. Not even USA doing some madness in WC would be enough.


Advawe

Don‘t know much about this Rittenhouse thing but I am glad that Großkreutz is back in action


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Who's Italy's best commentators in history?


AllegriLover

Tiziano Crudeli is the best commentator in Italian history. I personally really like Massimo Marianella, too.


marmotto-126

Caressa will always be my favourite, his 2006 WC commentary is iconic.


scrambledeggsss

I watched a commentary he made of Zidane's headbutt after it happened, so it was not spontaneous, but it was the funniest shit I have ever heard.


_cumblast_

Gol di Grosso?


marmotto-126

That along "ANDIAMO A BERLINO BEPPE!"


FaustRPeggi

behEddie Howe not off to the best of starts


[deleted]

He's playing now?


FaustRPeggi

He's got Covid so misses his first match for Saudicastle.


Yung2112

Who is your nation's greatest player ever in your opinion?


roddysaint

Paulino Alcantara