You have an excellent team with a world-class manager who knows our squad well. We will have a tough time with you.
*There, that should do it for a counter-jinx...*
I thought he'd come on around 70 but it really felt like we had City contained and doing nothing and on that 1-0 lead he was just afraid to change anything up when things were working. Then went into lockdown mode near the end when City were pushing and we'd gotten pinned back. Maybe could have got a second goal a bit earlier with Ighalo on sooner but in terms of Ole's overall game plan its hard to fault it
You've got liverpool away and city at home to come so its gonna be a hell of a top 4 fight. United have got spurs next weekend and leicester on the last day tbf.
Honestly not an easy shot. McTominay took it beautifully. Hitting it first time under rainy conditions from that distance while running? Absolute banger
That last minute goal won me £300. I’m not even a betting man, I was just using some free bets I had on my account betting on the horses. Then started fucking around with football. Nice little bonus.
Imagine having an unlimited budget, not complying with FFP in Europe for years, not winning the Champions League and losing twice at home and getting beat twice in the league by the worst United team in 35 years
Starting a support group for teams who dropped 6 points to United
We will join you guys in a week
Fuck, we play United next? Wake me up in 2021
Its been a while since fans were scared against playing United. Feels good
We would be scared to play Colchester right now tbh
/r/ColchesterUnited says you should be.
Good point
Tottenham would be scared playing my sunday league team right now
yeah ndombele will be gassed after one saucy dribble and 2 defence splitting passes. that is if jose starts him
Lucas moura to dribble into 37 year old big Pete
The big teams shit themselves when playing against united, but united shit themselves when they play newcastle
You have an excellent team with a world-class manager who knows our squad well. We will have a tough time with you. *There, that should do it for a counter-jinx...*
bow down to our inconsistent greatness
The only thing consistent for us is inconsistency
Regular irregularity
Constipated diarrhea
Are you watching me in the bathroom?
BOW YA SHITS!
GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER
God's we were strong then
Man this hurts hahahaha
teams top half and above only
That hold up by Ighalo was sick though
The absolute mauling he got by Cancelo should have been carded as well.
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Mike. Dean.
He should've come on earlier, changed the game for that final 10 minutes or so.
I thought he'd come on around 70 but it really felt like we had City contained and doing nothing and on that 1-0 lead he was just afraid to change anything up when things were working. Then went into lockdown mode near the end when City were pushing and we'd gotten pinned back. Maybe could have got a second goal a bit earlier with Ighalo on sooner but in terms of Ole's overall game plan its hard to fault it
I feel real sorry for City’s next opponents, good luck to... *checks fixtures* Fuck.
At least you will be able to match City next game in.. losses
So the unbeaten streak in PL this year comes to an end huh?
If you can't support them when they draw, don't support them when they... draw?
Pep has now lost to Ole thrice in a single season. Holy fuck.
Fraud Status confirmed: Bald
Thrice! THRIIIICE!!!
_furiously google translates bald in Norwegian_ Edit: skallet svindel has a nice ring to it
That would be "Skallet svindler".
Svindlers List
Ole is actually good at his job, and learns from his mistakes. He'll be a great manager long term.
Ederson 4th best goalkeeper in Manchester confirmed.
Harsh on Lee Grant
Bold of you to assume that Bravo is better than Grant.
Lee Grants number 1
It’s Lee Grant, De Gea, Romero, Ederson in that order so Grant’s status is fine.
Lmao!!! The disrespect to Kyle Walker.
And Scott Carson!
Henderson is currently in Sheffield so Grant takes 3rd.
Harsh on all academy GKs
Matej Kovar would like a word
did you count Kyle Walker?
Well, United showed Real Madrid how it needs to be done.
*Mariano and Lord Vasquez starts against city*
Mariano conqueror of Barcelona, that is.
please tell me that was sir alex ole was looking up for approval from
That was Sir Alex ole was looking up for approval from.
He asked for it
He got it
Nah, he was looking for Dier's brother
Nah he was looking up to the sky waiting for it to become red like Manchester is rn
Pep = Lex Luthor confirmed
He's just said his family is up in that stand. Edit: He did also say later on that he saw SAF looking down proudly.
Should make an SAF booth specially for him so he can watch the game like a Roman Emperor.
Only if he can give thumbs up and down to execute players or managers or ballboys
Looking for his family, according to post-match interview
SAF is his dad
Lets just say it was
McTerminator
SCOTTY2HOTTY
TURN IT UP
McSauce
MekTominej
McScotteh
McDominate
McFinish
McLovin
The holdup from Ighalo was fantastic as well
Ighalo looked fantastic. He was holding off defenders and pulling down balls at will the last few minutes when he came on.
The African Drogba
Wait..
Ole's back boys
*rubs hands vigorously*
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You gotta laugh at that
Can we cry happy tears too?
*laughs in CL spot*
Wan Bissaka probably uses bitcoin because he made Sterling useless today
*stands up clapping*
Okay, this is fucking great.
So stupid. I love it.
Very nice.
Oles reaction lmao
Looking for Sir Alex
Ederson is our man of the match
Fuck yeah I love this kid. Incredible player.
Scotlands midfield is set lads
Wee Billy + Wee Scotty
Honestly looking pretty good in central midfield for the near future with McSauce, McGinn, Gilmour, Ferguson, Cochrane, Turnbull, etc.
My first game at Old Trafford ever and this happens!? Atmosphere was fucking mental and city were fucking shit, LETS GOOOOO
Couldn’t have been a much better game. Happy for you bud!
Appreciate it mate can’t stop smiling! Have a great night ❤️
Ederson wondering why he’s not the Brazil #1
Injured Alisson would still start over fit Ederson at this rate.
Brazil would even fancy Dani Alves over Ederson.
[Ole's reaction](https://i.imgur.com/cG4hD7B.png) will be a new meme
It's illegal to say that without posting a gif
[https://i.imgur.com/bBqLvwM.png](https://i.imgur.com/bBqLvwM.png)
https://i.imgur.com/3BxHiOs.png
Looking for raheem sterling because he's definitely not on the pitch.
Look in bissaka's pockets...
still looking for who Ederson was trying to send that ball to
Ederson had great vision to find McTominay in space tbf
Scoping out Pep's flight to Turin
Think he was trying to spot SAF in the crowd.
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What a finish though
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of the Sir Alex Ferguson Stand.
Pretending my legs are that strong.
Oh it’s an amazing finish by McTominay, but an unbelievably bad play by Ederson to even give him the shot
Not easy? that shits insanely difficult. Its a reason [**that** David Villa goal](https://youtu.be/vzGKE7DZLZ4) is legendary
i dont think i have ever seen city kick the ball into/to the opposition players as much as they have today
United’s press paid off well. Honestly their team seemed pretty quiet overall, I didn’t even notice Bernardo in the first half..
Sterling also invisible. IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND.
Thanks to Wan Bissaka. He did an awesome job neutralizing Sterling.
He got stuck in a spider web
I'd like to order the same behaviour for the second leg in the CL.
I'll be content if they can keep this up for another three days.
Do you know how City performs after every loss?
Sadly, yes.
We forced them into making mistakes if you ask me. Our pressing was spot on.
Fred and Matic were excellent. Fred just harrasing the City players even well into ET and Matic just being the calm presence to clean up any mess.
Almost had an own goal earlier too
I wish it had gone in
What do you mean, that assist was perfect
We own City’s cheeks this season.
If United win in the FA cup against them as well that's fiilthy
Who would have thought United would have beaten City in 3/4 games at the start of this season. You love to see it.
The one game that United lost was when Maguire was out and shifted 3 goals, anyone that says he's not been a great buy are mad.
Great leader already and solid defender We absolutely needed him
Yeah but the banter
LMAO LIQUIDATE THIS CLUB
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3* League cup as well
will be 4 when we meet again in F.A. cup
Nah Newcastle will beat them.
[Actually it is three times](https://www.vbetnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/4997f5aeb982a6cc04b1c75468a8f5e9-1024x576.jpg)
Reespekk
[everything is fine](https://imgur.com/gallery/VyjGfxf)
It's actually 3 times if you include the cup
Actually three times.
what the actual fuck city you're supposed to protect us
Bitch pls we are tail gating you all the way. I knew we were going to win when you won. If you guys had lost we would have too.
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You've got liverpool away and city at home to come so its gonna be a hell of a top 4 fight. United have got spurs next weekend and leicester on the last day tbf.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
SIT DOWN, NOBODY TALK
investing in a comment since this is going top of /r/all
Karma stonks 📈📈📈
Fuck r/all
LETS PLAY CITY EVERY WEEKEND MANCHESTER IS RED
MCTERMINATOR! Ole is living rent free in Peps head
ederson wtf...
I’m so erect right now.
*everyone liked that*
Honestly not an easy shot. McTominay took it beautifully. Hitting it first time under rainy conditions from that distance while running? Absolute banger
WHY DON’T CITY FUCK OFF HOME
U N I
T E D
UNITED ARE THE TEAM FOR ME
WITH A KNICK KNACK PADDY WHACK, GIVE A DOG A BONE
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Nice infinite loop
My phone notification went off before I saw the goal and part of me went "Ah, typical." Get the fuck in. Get in the bin Pep.
My dream came true
Scottyyyy boy what have you done??????
What the fuck
Yes the fuck
Get fucked Ederson.
So casual today, terrible performance.
Been shit today
Roy Keane having an aneurysm right now
Roy Keane has been very pro united since his mate Ole has taken over tbf.
OH MCTERMINATOR WITH THE THUNDERCUNT
Manchester is fucking RED.
MCTANK MOTHERFUCKERSS
That last minute goal won me £300. I’m not even a betting man, I was just using some free bets I had on my account betting on the horses. Then started fucking around with football. Nice little bonus.
Imagine having an unlimited budget, not complying with FFP in Europe for years, not winning the Champions League and losing twice at home and getting beat twice in the league by the worst United team in 35 years
Ole’s got a voodoo spell over Guardiola (And frank for that matter)
MCSAUCEEEEEE
That’s how you do the double
Fraud Status : Bald
Banger
Ederson’s had a mare