Yo who is this team and what did they do with Manchester United

They stop slep

Bruno came to help

Papa bruno arrived

United are 100% going to win this, simply because we won our game today.

We'll both drop points next week, just to keep up the fun.

Let’s win all our games forever except for the games against each other. 2/2 for Ole in the league...

He made up for his wasted chance a minute ago lol

I was fuming about that but he owes Bruno one for that

Yeah absolutely needed to pass there, Bruno was wide open

Hoping he just didn’t see him. But tony is usually really good at putting it in the side netting from there. Maybe hoping for a spill?

it's been a while since he curled one like he used to.

I’ll take these rockets, headers, and chips then please

He had tunnel vision for the corner based on the replay. His eyes were on the corner the whole time

Well you definitely can’t see what you are not looking for lol

Gave him an assist as well, good guy Tony.

I bet there will be Instagram banter from Bruno about Martial not getting him the ball on that chance

I'm hoping for a training ground steel chair

Ederson was feeling rather charitable.

“Martial did WHAT?? Fuck this I’ll sort it.”

BRUNNNOOO

Perfect weighting on that pass

Reminded me of a golf pitch

Golf, Manchester United, Portugal

In that order

Bruno x Martial new friendship formed

did you see them hug after mctominays goal? beautiful

fred-fernandes-martial linking up well

Bruno is one of those players who make others look good around them. That's the kind of player that attracts new signings

(Great Assist)

What a signing he's turned out to be, so happy.

From a Sporting CP supporter, believe when I say it is not a surprise..! It's just the beginning.. enjoy

Hearing so many good things from Sporting fans, fair play for the positivity towards him. 👍

after all he's done for us, we cant really hate him

Wouldn't have been mad if he left after the attacks. Instead he sticks around to drag Sporting all while giving 110% on the pitch. We'll always love him

couldnt have said it better, he had no obligation to give what he gave and he still went above and beyond in every way

Bruno have fans in every club in Portugal , the way he gives it all on the field even when things are not going well got him praise all around. I hope he delivers in the national team too!

Man I love Fernandes

same man, same

Same here

Annoyingly I quite enjoy him too

Still love you bby 😍

I love him too

I can't thank you guys enough

You really can't.

Will sixty eight million times be ok?

69 million would be nicer

We will keep thanking though:)

It was always a joy to see him play, even as a Porto fan. So I root for United now. Same thing happened with Cristiano back in the day.

Benfica fan here and I enjoyed see him playing too. Some of our fans saying Pizzi was better is pure madness...

As a team we owe you guys so much. Ronaldo, Nani, and now Bruno. Obrigado!!

Thank you so much.

Shoutout to the Sporting fans still backing their boy

i'll miss seeing him in green and white every day of my life, he's a joy to see

Fucking hell Bruno

He will be back! As a player and later as coach🙏 Still crying since he left man

fernandes is honestly next level. levy went for the wrong fernandes with his tight nun arsehole

I didn't comment because people would say I was butthurt but I don't even think Gedson was that good for Benfica let alone Tottenham. Bruno Fernandes on the other hand was the best player in Portugal.

Gedson is an OK player that can play many positions without sucking too much, that's it. He's Andre Almeida if he played further up the field.

So a Daley Blind type of player?

I honestly miss Blind. I quite liked him.

He had lovely hair... (And he was a good player that I think we never really used properly)

I don’t think we ever did, we just plugged him in when we needed someone in a defensive position; CDM, CB, RB.

Poor from Ederson there

Footballer David De Gea has arrived at the scene saying he is a friend of Ederson.

that's a cracking gazza reference wow

Got a set of keeper gloves and a KFC

Not to defend him too much but when a player is winding up for a volley from behind it's really hard to identify the shape of the shot. Still should have been a bit quicker to get down but those are tricky volleys.

Has to go with his feet there for me. Much easier to get down.

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This, Volley like this can go top net super easy so it understandable about Ederson there.

Well he wasn't ready for a shot at all

I think a worse GK would have been further from the ball and would have made it seems like it was less his fault.

You can see in the replay that he was prepared to jump anywhere but really not for a flat shot in the short corner.

Bruno is transforming United

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Well, i've seen playing weekly for years, so i'm sure we will just get better

Martial heard y'all talking shit

Deserved shit tough, should've passed to bruno before

Yea he can be frustrating at times, but when he's on it....

It gets done

Yes but even when he's on it he should've passed to Bruno in that particular situation

https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED192/56272f63bb986.jpeg

He is such a frustrating player

Literally 2 mins before he had a chance to play Bruno in wide open in the box and passed it to Ederson

Frustrating as he is you can’t deny he turns up when called upon, regardless of how badly he’s playing

But hes ours and we love him

This is Martial

No touches with no service

But when he gets it, he gets it done

He hates City.

Bruno wants to join Martial's company.

We all do

Amen

Yup

Who doesnt

Noel Gallagher But he hates everything else so it balances out

Mike Dean?

Ederson

Aged like cheap wine

Reckon he hates all Premier League clubs (- Tottenham), but I was talking about Martial.

Martial law imposed!

Dad get out

He's looking great so far, is this his normal level? Could use him at the Euros

He will make you frustrated for 80 minutes and then he will look out of this world for 10 minutes, which makes you forget about those 80 minutes of frustration. He is a great player who definitely should get at ansoot for the euros maybe not as a starter if you are adamant on starting Giroud.

Martial works best with runners around him, him and Mbappe could be lethal Martial and Rashford already put good numbers this season together

Unbelievably frustrating player, questionable workrate, fantastic finisher. Not sure where he'd fit into the France lineup but he should definitely be in the squad.

Yeah tbh. Doesn’t do much, few nice passes then scores is the Martial special

Today he’s putting in a bit more of a shift than usual. He’s actually been pressing a fair bit instead of walking around

The martial is lazy is a myth nowadays. He’s always pressing he just has a very laid back body language

And his nonchalant expression doesn’t help.

This. I reckon that he just doesn’t press in as intense spurts as other players. if I recall, his stats for 2 seasons ago were that he covered the 4th most distance per 90 in the man united squad (I know its 2 seasons ago, but we were calling him lazy 2 seasons ago too)

All players have been pressing a fair bit more since Bruno arrived. You can see him shout at everyone to press, which no one was doing before. Man, I miss Bruno so much :( But he clearly deserved much better than Sporting.

He's basically a better version of lacazette

Tbf I’m a better version of lacazette and my BMI is in the 30s

Today was about a 6/10ths of his potential imo. On his day he can be amazing but he’s inconsistent. He plays a lot better with Rashford too and struggles big time when Rashford is injured like he is now. Scored plenty of big goals for us over the years.

Fuck me Bruno

Hello, it's me, Bruno.

He’s busy mate

Ederson lol

Masteclass

Bruno came from sporting

Maradona still snorting

Martial scoring when r/soccer shit talking

Ayyy, ManUtd is rocking. ♪ ♪

Ederson mate...

When the manager has to choose between Stones and Otamendi and pray, you really can't have the actual good players playing like them too.

Time to spend another 200m on defenders

*Skhodran Mustafi joined Man City*

Bruno fernandes is incredible

Make way for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Pep’s new bogey man

Excellent from Bruno and Martial hits it well but Ederson's had an absolute mare there

Man United. The only team where the chance they’ll win goes down as you look down the table at who they’re playing

To quote my Spanish commentator: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLAAASSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bruno is incredible. United look like a different team with him.

Sporting legend

Bruno Fernandes is so fucking good, we told you guys

I knew he was good but not THIS good

I knew he was this good but not THAT good

Understatement of the decade

I believed you, Too bad the people who mattered almost didn't. (and far too many of those who don't matter too)

Bruno is best thing man United have had

1) Poor from Ederson. 2) Clever free kick. 3)Never a free kick in the first place.

It was close but yeah, can definitely see the case where it could have not been given. Considering the way Dean reffed today, shouldn't have been a free kick for consistency argument. On the other hand, didn't give a clear penalty for us and instead gave Fred a yellow card for diving, so I think this evens it all out.

You just managed to sum up hundreds of comments in 3 points, well done

Lovely free kick by Bruno

Every Man Utd game remembers me how cheap we sold Bruno Fernandes.

BRUNO WE DO NOT DESERVE YOU

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Lmao fucking Mike Dean.

Müllered the fuck out of the free kick

[Bruno_irl](https://i.imgur.com/1M1Yzm8_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

Fernandes is so damn good.

Mike Dean masterpiece

I'm not sure that was ever a foul to begin with

In real time I thought it was, but not so sure after the first replay. Would like to see it again

Yeah idk they only showed the replay once.

Really strange that they didn't show the foul more, I really don't think it was a free kick.

They showed an angle where you could see Gundogan knocked Bruno's leg with his knee

Not a chance that was a foul

He came from France! 🇫🇷

How Bruno changed this team!

So fucking cheeky

Not even a United fan and I love Bruno

Should’ve saved that. Fernandes though, what a buy he’s been.

Brilliance from Bruno. What a player

bruno is the personification of sauce

YOU WANT DIP TO GO ALONG THAT CHIP?

Touchscreen glove power activate!

Always wondered why more teams don't chip it over the wall for a runner!

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Dean gave tons of those tippy tappy fouls to you in the game and not nearly so many to us. In the benefit of hindsight, he also yellowed Fred for diving when it was a nailed on penalty. As people used to love to say, it all balances out, (apparently)

I don't remember ever seeing this many* trash decisions before. This season man

Recency bias, my man There have always been terrible decisions like this, it's just there's a spotlight on em this year cause of VAR Still, not gonna complain about this one

Makes sense. Mistakes are highlighted like never before. But it's still an absolute insane amount of mistakes being made.

Wasn't even a foul lmao

Looks like it was from the 3rd or 4th angle they've shown now.

Showed the replays just now, there was very noticeable contact.

Martial's creating his own Goal of the Month competition, fucking hell.

Lmao so poor from Ederson

Cheeky cunt that Bruno Fernandes.

How much money did City spend on their defense? lol

The commentators are still debating if it was a free kick to begin with, but I say, we will take the goal and celebrate. Suck it up minnows.

A smiling Martial is my favorite Martial.

Bruno is a beast since his serie A days...

Lets fucking go

He came from France

The English press said he has no chance

50 million down the drain

Shocking refereeing

Mike Dean just booked Fred for simulation on an obvious penalty. Wtf

Only If fred had taken it.

Mike Dean magic

He missed two pens already

Fuck Mike Dean

Bruno has to be the best signing made since like 2017

OGS at the wheel

What a cheeky play lmao

Free kick taken quickly!!!