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Can never decide whether he's a lucky idiot or genuinely the best poacher in the damned world
"The lucky man is usually he who knows how much to leave to chance."
--Lady Barbara Wellesley
Why not both
He's Everton's Morata.
A bit harsh.
His rise this season has actually been very impressive tbf. Hell of a work rate and he's scoring a lot.
You can only laugh at this
Yeah everybody is
It’s like a goal that someone would score in a children’s rec league
Or a UCL final
Or a World Cup final
Or in football manager
This is the response I was looking for. Classic FM rage quit goal
*runs to bed crying*
Laugh to keep you from crying
That’s how I get through life
Spanish here. Our two keepers are Kepa and De Gea for the Euro...
Pepe Reina about to suit up
Unai Simon is pretty good.
a wild Pau Lopez appears
nice assist de gea
He's been shaky since the World Cup, maybe the Euros will make him less shit this time.
He was getting into form lately and then goes on and does this.
As a Sheffield United fan, I hate it when De Gea is like this
Guy's on huge money, Henderson isn't replacing him next season so nothing to fear yet
Being on huge money doesn't mean anything. He is as bench-able as any other player.
i can believe hes done this
He has DCL on triple captain in fantasy
Pepe Reina to start for Spain this Euros
Seriously Unai Simon(Athletic Bilbao) should start if kepa and de gea continue like this
It's really unfortunate when it happens to keepers but he had enough time to avoid this shit
what the fuck is he doing
David de Karius
David de Nübel .-.
Nübel de Karius David
This is what I needed ahhh
good guy united cheering us up after yesterday
Inject this into my veins!
Competing with Bruno for the assists
Back to form
He has more assistance than Lingard
What has happened to you De Gea?
He’s still trying to push the transition of Kepa over himself.
You spelled Unai Simon wrong there bud
he probably got concussed, better check on Ramos.
> Under no pressure
Ah yes, the lesser known Queen song.
Think he wants Deano to take his place
Meanwhile Spain deciding who to start among De Gea or Kepa in the Euros...
From prime Casillas, Valdes, and Reina all at once to this.
from prime de gea and kepa all at once to this
I don't know if the Spanish national team ever saw de Gea and Kepa at their best.
It's getting cancelled anyways
De Gea has been a great servant of this club, and he has shown his quality at times this season, but I'd at least consider Deano at this point.
He started playing fantasy league and just bought dcl
an alien stole his talents and put them in a football
Did this happen to the entire Leicester squad as well?
Vardy's new kid took them.
Some years ago
Just a shit Dean Henderson
You can back off Deano
From top 5 keepers in the world to... DDG2.0
Doesnt a Pickford require flailing his tiny arms about after the self-induced goal?
This mf was legit one of the best keepers in the world a few years ago.
Dude was in the PFA Team of the Year 5 times last decade.
Ronaldo broke him in the summer of 2018. He hasn't been the same since that game.
He was having howlers with Spain way before the Portugal game, but people didn't give them much importance because they were friendlies and thought he would get his shit together when the world cup started.
Narrator voice: he didn't
Similar with Lloris, except Hugo did get his shit together when the WC started
Guess we’re just forgetting the final huh
Hard game tbh had one hell of a Karius
4 mistakes leading to goals in the PL this season. No keeper has more.
The Chelsea sub is screaming at you
Kepa has never done anything nearly as bad as this
Oh I know. Tell that to r/chelseafc though
I dunno. I'd rather a keeper did this than refused to be substituted lol
Is it though? 7 errors leading to goals this season...
Not this season, over the past two seasons. This is his second proper error this season, although I think him getting fouled for Everton's goal in December also went down as an error for some reason.
And yes, he's still a fantastic shotstopper. Never been great with his feet, but I absolutely am still confident in his shotstopping ability.
This is one of my worst fears whenever Szczesny and the Juve defenders keep passing the ball back and forth with three opponents pressing like crazy, it's a miracle it hasn't happened yet
De Gea has always had shoddy distribution though
Anyone who watches United consistently has known something like this would happen eventually. De Gea's distribution isn't great and he usually waits until the presser closes it down really tight to hoof it up field. Wouldnt be surprised if the Everton forwards instructions were to come across DDGs body on the press.
Ah yes, the magic of Sarri ball. My dad was a Juve fan..would have lost all his hair if he was around to see this season.
No wait, I don't mean to say it's a bad thing nor is it only Sarriball, plenty of teams do it nowadays and when it works it does annoy the opponent and maybe make them press less later in the game, it's just that my heart beats way faster than it should whenever we are in those situations because a mistake could happen any time
Against Swansea in 14-15. iirc Liverpool Scored 4 goals that game playing like shit
Would have liked 4 goals playing like shit yesterday tbh
14/15 is a season I think every Liverpool would like to forget. Uninspiring drab Football with a few Coutinho flashes here and there. I’m never forgetting this season ever haha
Was that off Fabianski?
Remember Benzema scoring one like this, couldn't have been a very important match tho...
Mandzukic too, but same..
Remember Bale scoring one.
Shearer has a neat one straight after a bunch of passbacks from kick-off, one of the earliest goals in PL history
Wasn't it Benzema?
Bale did it at Tottenham.
Aubameyang scored one like this last year off a Ben Foster clearance
Carlos Hermosillo (Mexico) against Kasey Keller (USA), some 25 years ago: https://youtu.be/D8kyHZynKnY
all the years
[Fever for the flava](https://youtu.be/fFeg_hl0Se4)
most iconic video in the history of football
Never mind, watch us cook it
Calvert Lewin is trying
De Gea will assist you now.
Just when u think things are going good
Do I have permission to eat you as well?
Welcome Dean Henderson
He aint gonna trade Champions League games in Sheffield for away games in Astana mate
Bold coming from a Spurs fan
**He aint gonna trade Champions League games in Sheffield for away games in Astana mate**
Where is your spurs flair
ahem, it's called Nur-Sultan now.
Atleast he's got A chance to win trophy unlike spurs
R A T T L E D
I'd genuinely sell De Gea personally and bring Henderson in as our Number 1, he's been immense at Sheffield
Sell him to who? We’ve just given him a fuck off massive contract, he’s not very attractive a signing right now.
I still cant understand what you were doing giving a player who's just had there worst ever season a 5 year contract with record wages for a GK
Just Woodward things
Shades of Rooney. Admittedly Rooney was one of the few who had quite a decent season under Moyes
Maybe PSG ? Or inter ? handanovic is 35-36.
PSG have Navas and some talent, they don’t need De Gea
Inter have Ionut Radu waiting. He’s a good goalkeeper, lead Romania at the U21 euros
Fucking stellar keeper, so commanding at such a young age. In Romania they call him Prince Radu.
That's such a badass name.
He used to have the be-a-man speeches in the dressing room, he is indeed a very gifted lad
Inter surely can’t afford that contract given all the money they’ve spent. We couldn’t get them to take more than half of Sanchez’ wages, de Gea is now on that sort of money. PSG might want a more reliable keeper.
Just made him the highest paid keeper on the planet. People forget this.
Underperforming players and huge Man utd contracts, name a more iconic duo
Jordan Pickford and the Cretaceous period
Fuck this off to the gym
The gym is gonna to be full today
Ah shit here we go again
That's how coronavirus develops
I know it's a meme but after 2 mins?
I’m still scarred from last year
Matic has hit the crossbar already so there's hope.
We are making chances and I’m sure we’ll score but mentally I hope we have a positive reaction from that
Shit like this warrants a drop, that is effectively an OG
I see your point, but Romero had a howler himself against Brugge last week.
Guaita is the best Spanish keeper in the league.
I started it out as a joke at the start of the season but I’m serious now. With an average keeper we’d be in the relegation zone for sure but now we’re technically fighting for Europe.
Super casual here. What happened to Mandanda?
Was injured and shit and went back to France after a season.
Mean this 100% seriousness
Genuinely think he doesn't get talked about too much because he plays for you lot and because of his age, but he's been vital for Palace
Thanks De Gea
Stuff like this is why Kepa still manages to start for Spain
even though ol' willy is infront of him for chelsea
And since romero is behind de Gea at United, does this mean caballero is better than De Gea
Grandpa has been better this season anyway
If post-Ferguson United was a goal
United with a rude awakening after their honeymoon of Liverpool losing one.
Everton fans in dreamland
Everton with a beautiful Sunday morning brunch after their honeymoon of Liverpool losing one.
We'll probably fuck it up, don't you worry
De Gea you bellend.
Is it just me or does De Gea make a lot of dumbfuck mistakes lately?
No he hasn't
That guy still at the gym?
Someone will still try to blame this on Ole.
Pundits will blame Pogba lol
Was told it was bad. This is 10x worse than what I imagined.
Lmao United fans spent all their karma on the Liverpool threads yesterday
football giveth, football taketh away
And everton fans didn’t?
De Gea just loves Goodison Park
Makes me feel better
I'm not down. We're way at the top. I've watched the title collapses, I've watched Roy say we aren't too big to get relegated. Perspective. This is one of the best seasons you'll get as a supporter.
I will never let schadenfreude go unacknowledged with *them*. Long time coming being eviscerated for years. Turnabout is fair play.
Ah I completely agree, this season is special
Where has David De Gea’s form gone lmao someone find it
People will say it’s a shit goal but that was actually great timing from Calvert Lewin. The luck came in it actually going in lol.
My League Two goalie in Football Manager does that.
Time to start the Unai Simon starter at the Euros propaganda
Will this fucking twat ever stop having howlers? 2 years now.
World Cup changed De Gea. Never been the same since.