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Bigwood69

Can never decide whether he's a lucky idiot or genuinely the best poacher in the damned world


bak3n3ko

"The lucky man is usually he who knows how much to leave to chance." --Lady Barbara Wellesley


anthrax3000

Why not both


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He's Everton's Morata.


Jagrs_Trans_Am

A bit harsh.


sykoticnarcotics

His rise this season has actually been very impressive tbf. Hell of a work rate and he's scoring a lot.


Ralakhala

You can only laugh at this


TheBoizAreBackInTown

Yeah everybody is


Ralakhala

It’s like a goal that someone would score in a children’s rec league


FactoryResetButton

Or a UCL final


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Or a World Cup final


Lubcke

Or in football manager


Austinites

This is the response I was looking for. Classic FM rage quit goal


benting365

TOO SOON! *runs to bed crying*


jgldec

😔


xiqat

Laugh to keep you from crying


Ralakhala

That’s how I get through life


Knapss

Spanish here. Our two keepers are Kepa and De Gea for the Euro... ... ...kill me


StringTailor

Pepe Reina about to suit up


sofixa11

Unai Simon is pretty good.


tankan63

a wild Pau Lopez appears


spcww

I did


footysocc

nice assist de gea


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WildVariety

He's been shaky since the World Cup, maybe the Euros will make him less shit this time.


mayjaz43

He was getting into form lately and then goes on and does this.


Montysleftpeg

As a Sheffield United fan, I hate it when De Gea is like this


TheHadMatter15

Guy's on huge money, Henderson isn't replacing him next season so nothing to fear yet


Arctus9819

Being on huge money doesn't mean anything. He is as bench-able as any other player.


ForzaMilan_

i can believe hes done this


long_shots7

He has DCL on triple captain in fantasy


OneBall22Players

Pepe Reina to start for Spain this Euros


sorrynoob12

Seriously Unai Simon(Athletic Bilbao) should start if kepa and de gea continue like this


freakedmind

It's really unfortunate when it happens to keepers but he had enough time to avoid this shit


xxx-God-of-Cod-xxx

what the fuck is he doing


GanGtoni

David de Karius


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David de Nübel .-.


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Nübel de Karius David


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This is what I needed ahhh


dagove

good guy united cheering us up after yesterday


SalahsBeard

Inject this into my veins!


unitedmadfromindia

Competing with Bruno for the assists


sidaeinjae

Back to form


KonstantinBeli

He has more assistance than Lingard


404randomguy404

What has happened to you De Gea?


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Kylael

He’s still trying to push the transition of Kepa over himself.


I_lewd_loli

You spelled Unai Simon wrong there bud


dave1992

he probably got concussed, better check on Ramos.


xepa105

> Under no pressure Ah yes, the lesser known Queen song.


rolla_johnson

Think he wants Deano to take his place


breakinb

Meanwhile Spain deciding who to start among De Gea or Kepa in the Euros...


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From prime Casillas, Valdes, and Reina all at once to this.


raizen0106

from prime de gea and kepa all at once to this


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I don't know if the Spanish national team ever saw de Gea and Kepa at their best.


robben1234

It's getting cancelled anyways


bak3n3ko

De Gea has been a great servant of this club, and he has shown his quality at times this season, but I'd at least consider Deano at this point.


AnduinTheHealer

He started playing fantasy league and just bought dcl


kisukisi

an alien stole his talents and put them in a football


cotterz

Did this happen to the entire Leicester squad as well?


lodermoder

Vardy's new kid took them.


pandoracam

Some years ago


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Just a shit Dean Henderson


labishopreddit

You can back off Deano


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Concussed


stenokeno

From top 5 keepers in the world to... DDG2.0


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clackerd

Doesnt a Pickford require flailing his tiny arms about after the self-induced goal?


harris101

This mf was legit one of the best keepers in the world a few years ago.


Therealgws

Dude was in the PFA Team of the Year 5 times last decade.


Lord_Bravo

Ronaldo broke him in the summer of 2018. He hasn't been the same since that game.


nocomet

He was having howlers with Spain way before the Portugal game, but people didn't give them much importance because they were friendlies and thought he would get his shit together when the world cup started.


Cido_

Narrator voice: he didn't


Wololo38

Similar with Lloris, except Hugo did get his shit together when the WC started


ZwnDxReconz

Guess we’re just forgetting the final huh


motionwave

Hard game tbh had one hell of a Karius


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Bored_Between_CTAs

4 mistakes leading to goals in the PL this season. No keeper has more.


samsop

The Chelsea sub is screaming at you


aacod15

Kepa has never done anything nearly as bad as this


samsop

Oh I know. Tell that to r/chelseafc though


TheAdventuresOfBen

I dunno. I'd rather a keeper did this than refused to be substituted lol


NoktNoktNokt

Is it though? 7 errors leading to goals this season...


Dispari7y

Not this season, over the past two seasons. This is his second proper error this season, although I think him getting fouled for Everton's goal in December also went down as an error for some reason. And yes, he's still a fantastic shotstopper. Never been great with his feet, but I absolutely am still confident in his shotstopping ability.


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SinAlma96

This is one of my worst fears whenever Szczesny and the Juve defenders keep passing the ball back and forth with three opponents pressing like crazy, it's a miracle it hasn't happened yet


Med_rapper

De Gea has always had shoddy distribution though


hlsp

Anyone who watches United consistently has known something like this would happen eventually. De Gea's distribution isn't great and he usually waits until the presser closes it down really tight to hoof it up field. Wouldnt be surprised if the Everton forwards instructions were to come across DDGs body on the press.


thebamboozler789

Ah yes, the magic of Sarri ball. My dad was a Juve fan..would have lost all his hair if he was around to see this season.


SinAlma96

No wait, I don't mean to say it's a bad thing nor is it only Sarriball, plenty of teams do it nowadays and when it works it does annoy the opponent and maybe make them press less later in the game, it's just that my heart beats way faster than it should whenever we are in those situations because a mistake could happen any time


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ironicfall

Against Swansea in 14-15. iirc Liverpool Scored 4 goals that game playing like shit


berober04

Would have liked 4 goals playing like shit yesterday tbh


ironicfall

14/15 is a season I think every Liverpool would like to forget. Uninspiring drab Football with a few Coutinho flashes here and there. I’m never forgetting this season ever haha


ImTellinTim

Was that off Fabianski?


GuitaristHeimerz

Yes


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Remember Benzema scoring one like this, couldn't have been a very important match tho...


sofixa11

Mandzukic too, but same..


EXMarten

Remember Bale scoring one.


inkwisitive

Shearer has a neat one straight after a bunch of passbacks from kick-off, one of the earliest goals in PL history


rvashisht86

Wasn't it Benzema?


NDRob

Bale did it at Tottenham.


yungchigz

Aubameyang scored one like this last year off a Ben Foster clearance


fzt

Carlos Hermosillo (Mexico) against Kasey Keller (USA), some 25 years ago: https://youtu.be/D8kyHZynKnY


Guevarra25

Banger


SaintEverton

PUSKAS


Semi_HadrOn

GOAT


zamov

all the years


Anonymouse_Passerby

[Fever for the flava](https://youtu.be/fFeg_hl0Se4)


zamov

most iconic video in the history of football


bit_nothing

Restart please?


Bigwood69

\>Pause \>Restart Match Never mind, watch us cook it


iwillmossonyou

Kill me


VTCHannibal

Calvert Lewin is trying


KingsleyConman

De Gea will assist you now.


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Just when u think things are going good


WesBrownIsOKForAManc

Do I have permission to eat you as well?


PlusTear

Welcome Dean Henderson


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He aint gonna trade Champions League games in Sheffield for away games in Astana mate


Simranjit16

Bold coming from a Spurs fan


itissnorlax

**He aint gonna trade Champions League games in Sheffield for away games in Astana mate**


AdreNBestLeader

Where is your spurs flair


LachsFilet

ahem, it's called Nur-Sultan now.


monojasalways

Atleast he's got A chance to win trophy unlike spurs


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KeiranFitz

I'd genuinely sell De Gea personally and bring Henderson in as our Number 1, he's been immense at Sheffield


BrockStar92

Sell him to who? We’ve just given him a fuck off massive contract, he’s not very attractive a signing right now.


KetoKilvo

I still cant understand what you were doing giving a player who's just had there worst ever season a 5 year contract with record wages for a GK


doswillrule

Just Woodward things


ductaped

Shades of Rooney. Admittedly Rooney was one of the few who had quite a decent season under Moyes


Bear1375

Maybe PSG ? Or inter ? handanovic is 35-36.


braidcuck

PSG have Navas and some talent, they don’t need De Gea


Hrvat1818

Inter have Ionut Radu waiting. He’s a good goalkeeper, lead Romania at the U21 euros


giddycocks

Fucking stellar keeper, so commanding at such a young age. In Romania they call him Prince Radu.


tellymundo

That's such a badass name.


miTzuliK

He used to have the be-a-man speeches in the dressing room, he is indeed a very gifted lad


BrockStar92

Inter surely can’t afford that contract given all the money they’ve spent. We couldn’t get them to take more than half of Sanchez’ wages, de Gea is now on that sort of money. PSG might want a more reliable keeper.


Zavehi

Just made him the highest paid keeper on the planet. People forget this.


KeiranFitz

Underperforming players and huge Man utd contracts, name a more iconic duo


Lokcet

Jordan Pickford and the Cretaceous period


Mattr29

Back off


Ralakhala

Fuck this off to the gym


VictorAkwaowo1

The gym is gonna to be full today


Ralakhala

Ah shit here we go again


PrisonersofFate

That's how coronavirus develops


Lavishgoblin2

I know it's a meme but after 2 mins?


Ralakhala

I’m still scarred from last year


Lavishgoblin2

Matic has hit the crossbar already so there's hope.


Ralakhala

We are making chances and I’m sure we’ll score but mentally I hope we have a positive reaction from that


Moofthebot

Shit like this warrants a drop, that is effectively an OG


bak3n3ko

I see your point, but Romero had a howler himself against Brugge last week.


jaydenoren

Guaita is the best Spanish keeper in the league.


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jaydenoren

I started it out as a joke at the start of the season but I’m serious now. With an average keeper we’d be in the relegation zone for sure but now we’re technically fighting for Europe.


bigdon234

Super casual here. What happened to Mandanda?


jaydenoren

Was injured and shit and went back to France after a season.


adotg

Mean this 100% seriousness


TheBlueTango

Genuinely think he doesn't get talked about too much because he plays for you lot and because of his age, but he's been vital for Palace


Ersmajk12

Thanks De Gea


GameplayerStu

Very cool!


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Stuff like this is why Kepa still manages to start for Spain


inemplis6767

even though ol' willy is infront of him for chelsea And since romero is behind de Gea at United, does this mean caballero is better than De Gea


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Grandpa has been better this season anyway


CeterumCenseo85

If post-Ferguson United was a goal


colin541

United with a rude awakening after their honeymoon of Liverpool losing one.


Tim-Sanchez

Everton fans in dreamland


kazmatsu

Everton with a beautiful Sunday morning brunch after their honeymoon of Liverpool losing one.


BigWolfUK

We'll probably fuck it up, don't you worry


FootballFTW

De Gea you bellend.


Wicks-Cherrycoke

Belan D'or


sc_red3

*beland*


Omar_Blitz

Bellend\*


mmondo13

Is it just me or does De Gea make a lot of dumbfuck mistakes lately?


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datboyuknow

No he hasn't


MikeButtonfan96

(Great goal)


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(Schadenfreude)


hdhdhya

That guy still at the gym?


Spitfire511

Someone will still try to blame this on Ole.


Elxyamguite101

Pundits will blame Pogba lol


hamburgkunsthalle

Was told it was bad. This is 10x worse than what I imagined.


ajafarzadeh

Lmao United fans spent all their karma on the Liverpool threads yesterday


wpreggae

football giveth, football taketh away


CrankersAlpenzoo

And everton fans didn’t?


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De Gea just loves Goodison Park


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Thank you.


redo_33

Makes me feel better


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I'm not down. We're way at the top. I've watched the title collapses, I've watched Roy say we aren't too big to get relegated. Perspective. This is one of the best seasons you'll get as a supporter. I will never let schadenfreude go unacknowledged with *them*. Long time coming being eviscerated for years. Turnabout is fair play.


redo_33

Ah I completely agree, this season is special


Sindinho8

Where has David De Gea’s form gone lmao someone find it


LuukSkywalker

People will say it’s a shit goal but that was actually great timing from Calvert Lewin. The luck came in it actually going in lol.


MrBismarck

My League Two goalie in Football Manager does that.


tweazz

Time to start the Unai Simon starter at the Euros propaganda


tenacious-g

LMAO


TheAwakened

Will this fucking twat ever stop having howlers? 2 years now.


CaSiGe5

World Cup changed De Gea. Never been the same since.