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Alonso is my favorite player (I get a lot of hate lol) but I don't think he'd be good as a striker or at least a lone striker. Maybe with a 4-4-2 and he's a secondary striker, but if he played striker he's too slow to break away like abraham/batshuayi can, and he isn't as strong/tall as Giroud to muscle opponents. He would get double marked by the centerbacks whereas as a LB he doesn't really get marked, and just shows up outside/inside the opponents box and let's one rip from wide. He is by far our best finisher though, better than any our strikers.
I would love to see M. Alonso as a back up left winger for us. Its a wild unorthodox option that teams won't expect, a wide target man, something like Mario Mandžukić for Juve in the 2016 period . Tall, physical, strong in the air, great first touch, decent finishing. He could he very useful, however not as a left back!
I condemned Lloris’ actions at the time and called for him to dropped, drink driving in any way is disgusting and has no place for it. However I don’t believe Hugo was doing 70 miles an hour in a 30 with passengers in the car. What definition would you prefer, manslaughterer?
Manslaughter it would be in my opinion. You shouldn't be getting this much flak for this. Alonso is a dick and no one should be defending his actions relating to that.
Keeping in line with the standard lack of class Spurs have on the field against Chelsea, Alonso is going to keep scoring against that shit club until he retires
“They call him a murderer actually.”
You’re the one making wisecracks about it. Maybe some introspection will stop you from being a complete hypocrite.
Just look at Agurio, Saurez and Ronaldo... Most of their goals specifically Agurio is somehow being in the right place at right time I have no idea how they do it even on the randomest of bounces.
Wish we had that sort of striker, not had someone like that since Drogba or I guess Costa maybe.
He’s clinical. He’s got good positional awareness in the final third. Everyone on r/soccer is treating this as a meme. No, he’s genuinely been our most efficient attacking player by far since the start of the new year
From what I recall he was very close with the family and they didn’t send him to prison as they “didn’t want to lose two children” or something along those lines. Honestly at the end of the day it was a tragic accident resulting from the poor decisions of two kids.
That not exactly how that happened but okay. The whole story is very tragic but at the end of the day he chose to drink and drive which is unacceptable.
I wish instead of making this some sort of anti-chelsea weapon this was actually used to raise awareness about the dangers of drinking and driving and amount of damage it can cause in life, the alonso story isn’t the only one of two people getting in a car and one losing their life due to alcohol, and all together there needs to be a massive change
Don’t remember saying that. It’s pretty simple don’t get in the car with a drunk driver. If you do you’re knowing putting your life in someone’s hands who can barely think. Alonso is a dick for drunk driving but he’s not a murderer. He didn’t hit some random bystander.
You got me that is the same! Even though what I’m saying is that it was her choice to put her life in a drunk driver’s hands so actually that would be quite the opposite of rape where no consent is given at all.
Holy fuck Bournemouth #13 just watching the play for 60 seconds. Had so many chances to help defend and clear the ball out and all he’s doing is walking around pointing at people
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"Left Back"
Left wing striker position.
master of the false number 3 role
Throw him up top. Fuck it.
Genuinely this i dont see the problem with taking this risk. Not like our forwards currently are doing any better
Alonso is my favorite player (I get a lot of hate lol) but I don't think he'd be good as a striker or at least a lone striker. Maybe with a 4-4-2 and he's a secondary striker, but if he played striker he's too slow to break away like abraham/batshuayi can, and he isn't as strong/tall as Giroud to muscle opponents. He would get double marked by the centerbacks whereas as a LB he doesn't really get marked, and just shows up outside/inside the opponents box and let's one rip from wide. He is by far our best finisher though, better than any our strikers.
He’d be pretty good as a left mid/left winger though if we had someone that could overlap while he gets into the box.
I love his face too. I’m like damn my mans is handsome
He has that killer instinct.
Alonso needs to take the wheel.
Fuck me he’s actually our most important player
I would love to see M. Alonso as a back up left winger for us. Its a wild unorthodox option that teams won't expect, a wide target man, something like Mario Mandžukić for Juve in the 2016 period . Tall, physical, strong in the air, great first touch, decent finishing. He could he very useful, however not as a left back!
I actually think it would work out,but i am afraid with Puligod coming back soon we will never see it happen.
If we had a good LB that could provide width it could work, but our best option for that is Emerson and he’s not exactly reliable.
What a trump card
Peak Chelsea
Peak chelsea will be when we let in the sloppy goal in the 93rd minute
that can only happen if Divock Origi is on the pitch.
well I believe we have a certain game against Liverpool coming up
Peak Chelsea is winning the champions league final
\*getting knocked out by PSG
In away goals while being extremely passive with a man up
Stop it, I can only get so unerect.
* getting knocked out *unbeaten* by PSG
fucking best striker in the league
ikr, what was Lamps doing all season not starting him?!
All about the system, man is the definition of a player that needs to play in a specific system
Yep, as a left-back he can be absolutely dreadful as he gets exposed, but he's flipping crucial for us as a left wing-back
Just say fucking ffs
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What the frick?! I didn't order that. I ordered an Xbox car– eh– remote...
So I can't even say flipping now?
**NO**
Just say for flip sake instead of ffs ffs
The last ffs is "for fuck's sake' or 'fir flip's sake'??
We will never know.........
Mom might hear him
If you've watched Chelsea with any regularity since 2017, you know the answer to this.
i've only missed about 10 Chelsea games since 2014. my comment was clearly sarcasm.
he knows hes just fishing for upvotes.
He was dire in some games before the winter, like the game Vs us in London. Your fullbacks nearly cost you the game.
Lol what is he lined up as?
Left wing back
Started as LWB but transitioned to LB when we took Tomori off
LWB
Left back
there is a big diffrence between left back and left wing back. for Alonso atleast
He was left back when he scored this goal, although playing more like a left winger
yeah thats a left wing back lmao
Has the most confirmed kills in the league too.
Lol your ownership has had a bunch of slaves die recently, does that count?
those are off the books
Relevant flair
Trained in gorilla warfare too
Is there a pun I’m missing or do you mean guerilla?
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?
It's a meme
Savage
Reads the game well up there
Alonso for the Golden Boot
What a killer move
Worst driver though
Loves striking walls with his car whilst drunk and killing a woman in the process
genuinely better than batshuayi in every striker aspect
Bats is so below chelsea level
Just play him up top with Giroud at this point
Lmao they call this man a defender?
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Learn the definition of murder my friend. And Lloris did the exact same thing just different outcome.
I condemned Lloris’ actions at the time and called for him to dropped, drink driving in any way is disgusting and has no place for it. However I don’t believe Hugo was doing 70 miles an hour in a 30 with passengers in the car. What definition would you prefer, manslaughterer?
I'm not condoning Alonso's actions in the slightest either. But it's not murder regardless.
Manslaughter it would be in my opinion. You shouldn't be getting this much flak for this. Alonso is a dick and no one should be defending his actions relating to that.
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Keeping in line with the standard lack of class Spurs have on the field against Chelsea, Alonso is going to keep scoring against that shit club until he retires
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you and your dead club can both fuck off
“They call him a murderer actually.” You’re the one making wisecracks about it. Maybe some introspection will stop you from being a complete hypocrite.
ALONSO HATES BOURNEMOUTH LORE GROWS
2 goals from saves tipped into his path lol
a good striker is in the right place at the right time
Just look at Agurio, Saurez and Ronaldo... Most of their goals specifically Agurio is somehow being in the right place at right time I have no idea how they do it even on the randomest of bounces. Wish we had that sort of striker, not had someone like that since Drogba or I guess Costa maybe.
Costa was always in the right place. Had a great striker mentality
TBF Costa scored a lot from the wrong place as well
Robbie keane was actually one of the kings of being in the right place
He’s clinical. He’s got good positional awareness in the final third. Everyone on r/soccer is treating this as a meme. No, he’s genuinely been our most efficient attacking player by far since the start of the new year
And it’s not the first time Alonso has scored a few poachers goals for us. He’s got bangers too tho.
He’s operating as a false three
false 3^^2
false 27?
Did he make a ninja edit or are your maths off?
i’m just retarded
Spanish Inzaghi
first one hit the bar, my dude.
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i think it was akes header.
Lukaku will be proud.
Ramsdale’s so unlucky there
feel bad for him
Two great saves and just didn’t get enough on the last one
Didn't he score 1 or two last week
One against spurs
Ramsdale is insane, can we buy him?
Good job we have a strong backup striker
The amount of pressure they put was immense. Fully deserved.
Absolutely lethal
What a toxic thread
You really think people aren't going to bring up the fact that he killed someone?
u mean the goalkeeper
Predatory instincts again.
PLAY HIM UP FRONT
Put this guy up front. Fuck all strikers, Marcos alonso to the rescue! This just shows how shit our attack is though.
Batshuai did brilliantly to keep that in play
Almost save of the season wow
Alonso is saving us right now.
What the fuck
too fucking good
Ramsdale looks a real prospect doesn’t he
2 games, 3 goals wtf
god i hate this fucking cunt
He hates you guys too don’t worry
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From what I recall he was very close with the family and they didn’t send him to prison as they “didn’t want to lose two children” or something along those lines. Honestly at the end of the day it was a tragic accident resulting from the poor decisions of two kids.
well he paid her family some cash so they dropped the case
Got a source for that?
The girl who got in the car knowing he was about to drunk drive?
Yeah, that's a pretty shit stance to take mate.
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That not exactly how that happened but okay. The whole story is very tragic but at the end of the day he chose to drink and drive which is unacceptable. I wish instead of making this some sort of anti-chelsea weapon this was actually used to raise awareness about the dangers of drinking and driving and amount of damage it can cause in life, the alonso story isn’t the only one of two people getting in a car and one losing their life due to alcohol, and all together there needs to be a massive change
Don’t remember saying that. It’s pretty simple don’t get in the car with a drunk driver. If you do you’re knowing putting your life in someone’s hands who can barely think. Alonso is a dick for drunk driving but he’s not a murderer. He didn’t hit some random bystander.
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Or even his own fucking keeper. I seem to recall Lloris being busted for drunk driving.
Wow. Just wow. Next thing you'll say that it is girls' fault when they are raped.
You got me that is the same! Even though what I’m saying is that it was her choice to put her life in a drunk driver’s hands so actually that would be quite the opposite of rape where no consent is given at all.
The feeling is mutual, I think.
can't really blame u for that tbh :)
No I mean he is literally a murderer, can't blame anyone really
Well he isn't, murder is premeditated. Geez y'all Spurs fans never seem to care unless he's going well for us lmao
Spurs fans love Lloris though, you know, the drunk driving-through-central-London Lloris.
Do you know what murder even is??? Do you even know what happened or do you like to just say random bs every time he scores?
You can't say literally if the statement isn't factual. Manslaughter. He fucked up and made a terrible decision, but he didn't murder a girl.
I think all football fans do to be honest
Got to feel bad for Ramsdale
lethal action by alonso once again
Alonso FC
Right place, right time!
can he play permanent striker now?
Fuck it put this man as a striker ASAP.
Alonso is such a strange player
Fuck it just put him up top
Thank you
This man is unstoppable
wtf?
My boy
Hat trick incoming
Back from the gym
More goals than Giroud and Bats.
what a shit performance there by Ryan Fraser
That’s our stri- I mean left back!
Can we just put Alonso at Striker on Tuesday?
Frank should play him as a striker.
You can't make this shit up lmao
Great effort from the goalkeeper.
He got that goal poacher instinct
If Lampard truly choose his line up based on form, we will see ST alonso soon
Doing Villa a solid. My man.
FIFA irl
Marcos *False Striker* Alonso
For fuck's sake
it had to be him
Triple Spanish connection
Alonso is the best wing back to ever walk the earth.
Wow Alonso is killing it
Damns that KILLS Bournemouth’s chances of winning.
Clever
Holy fuck Bournemouth #13 just watching the play for 60 seconds. Had so many chances to help defend and clear the ball out and all he’s doing is walking around pointing at people
Deadliest left back in the history of the game