Quality ball by Benteke that

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That’s awful defending though. Still props to him for taking advantage of it.

Wow not used to Benteke playing passes like that

Neither is he

I’ve *always* saw Benteke in more of a Xavi role if I’m being *completely* honest.

Imagine comparing Benteke to Xavi wash your mouth out.

Yeah I know right. Ones a world class player who’s helped define a role for generations to come, the other played for Spain.

OK boomer.

Whoosh

Being in the away end when your team takes the lead in a derby. Best feeling in the world.

"derby"

Just because you don’t understand the history behind a rivalry, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

It's a rivalry yes, not a derby.

we mock him but as long as he doesn't have to score, Benteke has been useful today

We’d be dusted without this man this season. THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED.

Nobody expected anything like this from him, kind of insane really. [The thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/c9z9j8/stuart_james_jordan_ayew_is_set_to_join_crystal) about him signing was so underwhelming, basically the best compliment in there is "could do a job as a backup". Good for him and I love seeing players rewrite people's perceptions of them Edit: except that one dude that said he'd get 8 goals

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/c9z9j8/stuart_james_jordan_ayew_is_set_to_join_crystal/et5t1hh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf *clears throat* ahem

Lol sorry I just took a quick snapshot of opinions. Great shout though! Spot on take mate

It wasn’t pointed at you just wanted palace fans to see my opinion aged well

What a pass

KDB WHO? BENTEKE IS A GOD

That’s shocking defending, what the hell’s Dunk doing? Stood in no man’s land playing Ayew yards onside

And that fella who started tracking back, wafted his foot at the ball like a fanny in an attempt to tackle Benteke, then just watched him walk away.

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Classic Palace fan, confusing Dunk with Neil Shipperley.

Do you knuckledraggers not understand what not guilty means?

You mean Lewis Dunk; sex offender?

What’s the story behind that?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10022243382

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22657259 You lot always handily forget about this though.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22657259

You know that is libel? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22657259 https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/may/24/brighton-footballers-cleared-sexual-assault

https://i.imgur.com/4tNAann.jpg

Enjoy this win now lad, but prepare for the Zaha crying memes next year (if he hasn't ditched you by then)

He's had a very poor season, someone still has to be in for him for him to go. Either way he's given us what 14 or 15 years? more than we deserved. Enjoy relegation

Cheers x

Brilliant by benteke there

That’s outstanding centre forward play from Benteke

Kevin de Benteke's coming

good reverse pass there

Playmaker Benteke has arrived, the league aint ready

Oh lawd he comin

Parish better be blocking all calls from Madrid, PSG and Man City. We’re keeping Ayew, you fucks. Can we interest you in Zaha?

That was a delightful ball from Benteke.

Ryan should have saved that brilliant pass though

What in God's name was dunk doing

Yuge goal

Yugo Lloris

Yugo Rodallega

Yugo Pikachu

Hi bernie

Still have much love for Benteke. He was so good for Villa, hope he bounces back.

Love seeing him do us favours here

People have been saying that for years

brighton are awful. been dominating the game and haven’t looked like scoring

And they are just shocking defensively.

It honestly felt like they could play for 3 hours and not score today.

Haven't looked like scoring? Did you watch the game? March missed a pretty much open goal, Maupay hit a volley straight at the keeper and blocked Dunk's header by accident.

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so against the run of play

Is it really against the run of play when you’re setting up defensively and play for the counter attack?

You didn’t know that you’re not allowed to score unless you have 70% possession? Same reason why Arsenal fans were so stunned that they lost to Olympiakos

There is a certain irony in saying this in a comment chain started by a Liverpool fan.

Poor defending but pretty good ball by the big man there.

Benteke showing actual worth on a football pitch what year is this

Not only that, but the most of the pitch.

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A very time indeed.

Terrible goalkeeping

No worse than the defending tbf

Graham Potter is overrated

Bentekiesta

Completely against the run of play but nice pass by benteke

woeful defending there

Lmao I really hit some peoples nerves xD