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DanNightshade2210

Who needs Ighalo when you can just have everyone else score headers instead?


TheTrumanShoe

He’s an excellent header of the ball. This game said welcome to the header squad


Lord_Sauron

Fellaini back confirmed


upsidedownpringles

Subscribe


ZlatansLastVolley

I hope he’s doing well miss the big lad xx


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givemeyourbankdetail

That might have been me lol


xXDaNXx

Blessed by a Liverpool fan


JuanMataCFC

seems like they're getting everything they want this season!


OllyOultram

Maybe we've found the guy writing the scripts for this season?


ashu54

Greame sounness... Pogba injured perennially aswell..


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This exchange reminds me of the MSN messenger days


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Yeah kinda does rofl


Octopus69

Top lad


efribble

Cheers mate, we’ve lucked out today big time


Hansemannn

We lucked out at all 3 games vrs Chelsea right?


givemeyourbankdetail

If I’m feeling lucky I’ll bet on a brace for him


adminbreak1

Exact same thing happened last season at Anfield, he should have been sent off and scored. Got the Shearer, good English chap bias.


Ox_The_Fox

it's the "he surely didn't mean it, he's a good lad" treatment. I remember that anfield game, should have been sent off and scores instead is a specialty of his. Of course that was the game where his goal meant we drew and dropped 2 points.


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MidnightSun77

[yarp ](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/f5fbv1/chelsea_01_manchester_united_martial_45/fhybamt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Infamy444

Definitely saw it in Martial's post


WhoTookChadFarthouse

/u/ImZaffi did right after he got away with the nut shot


MexicansInParis

Thought of this as the goal went in lmao


BVB-Oeli

was so fucking obvious


obvious_bot

As soon as VAR didn’t send him off I knew he’d score


buldakov29

This sub is near nuclear meltdown


obvious_bot

PL script writers aren’t even trying to hide it anymore


assburguer

And they're getting predictable, need to hire new ones. When we'll get the episode in which the referee gets bored, smashes an overhead kick and then proceeds to make out with the var guy


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It's beautiful


Ariandelmerth

And it's warranted.


UniqueUsername_10

His first PL goal for us too.


Adraz

someone called it in the previous goal thread lmao


ImZaffi

[https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/f5ezgf/maguire\_kicking\_batshuayi\_in\_the\_nuts\_21/fhy9ir2/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/f5ezgf/maguire_kicking_batshuayi_in_the_nuts_21/fhy9ir2/?context=3)


mavropanos27

shouldnt be on the pitch


Eggnogin

What do you mean? Everyone knows Bats rammed his nuts into Maguire's leg in an unsportsmanlike attempt of asserting dominance.


RPWPA

Reminded me of the 2 1 game against us tbh.


Dispari7y

Couldn't write this shit, I love it.


THWMatthew

I mean, you could write this


nicknitros

The minute he wasnt sent off, it was written, the review of the challenge probably has one hundred comments saying he will score


08TangoDown08

Mental stuff. Just had to be Maguire didn't it lol.


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shades of fergie era united


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CruyffsPlan

I feel like theres gonna be a brawl soon


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Would put my money on Fred starting it


Ch1ck3W1ngz

Or another shitty Decision will trigger it


midniteauth0r

You were almost right, he tried.


ratnadip97

Let's have it lol


MancAccent

SLABHEAD pulls a Zidane?


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He’d kill someone.


adhikapp

I mean Azpi and AWB kinda did brawl a bit


mightbeabotidk

Hope at least Chelsea wins that one


rlh17

Even if we did VAR would come in and say we lost


7Red7Devils7

#🗿SLABHEAD🗿


Ciao9

Yo angelo!


michitongyyy

r/moai 🗿


KyleCFC

I'm not having fun anymore.


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Its been bullshit decision after bullshit decision. Worst refereeing performance in a long fucking time


bustedracquet

Honestly feels like the game is rigged against Chelsea.


sudantottenhamgooner

Yellow to willian for a clear foul Maguire not sent off for a red card challenge Legit goal disallowed And then Maguire scores lmao. This game has been good for a laugh, pure comedy. Loving it


dohhhnut

That goal wasn’t legit but agree with everything else


Ghost51

Willian wasn't fouled lol


jack0rias

Hope Anthony Taylor wakes up to find he's shit himself. Absolute cunt. A mixture of shit refs and VAR is ruining football.


Krillin113

Shit refs are what makes VAR bad.


opc100

Let's be honest, only the Maguire kick was the wrong decision.


JonSnowAzorAhai

Reece James wasn't carded for a clear yellow way back in the first half for a tactical foul. It wasn't the in pitch ref who made the no red card decision for Maguire. Apart from that both the goals were rightly disallowed and Willian wasnt fouled. He tried to fake contact to get an advantage.


graejx

Tired of this shit


akstro

This is like that 3-2 in 2012-13 when you had two players sent off lol. Completely fucked over by the refs today.


_joezed

Clattenburg... I was actually livid that day


MassaSami

fuckin lmao i remember i was 12 and after that game i made a YouTube vlog rant video. i don't really know what I said but I know it was around 9 minutes long and my last sentence was something like "i hope Clattenburg will get a vacation to think about his decisions"


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Maguire should've been sent off for sure but as a neutral, Chelsea have been a bit shit?


JuanMataCFC

let the FA retroactively give Maguire a 3-match ban after the game, once it doesn't matter to us anymore. then you'll be having even less fun!


JonSnowAzorAhai

Wouldn't be possible since there in field ref did look at it and so did VAR


MiguiZ

THIS IS WHY BRUNO FERNANDES TAKES CORNERS NOW


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Not a patch on Phil Jones, unfortunately.


Crazy_Samurai-

BRUNO ASSIST WHAT A CROSS


omegaxLoL

A fucking good set piece taker, finally


MagicGnome97

we might actually score some corners now hopefully. no coincidence that literally in bruno's 2nd game we finally score directly from a corner cross - our first goal like that this season if i'm not mistaken, though we did score from a corner a few weeks ago.


Hansemannn

I love Bruno so much!


RedTuesdayMusic

I tried to watch it 3 times before I was able to see Maguire's actual header because the corner itself was so nice.


Stakoman

He's so happy! I'm happy for him


Odemdemz98

BRUNO ASSIST


NotClayMerritt

Is this karma for Diego Costa shithousing for 3 years?


jonwinslol

You get what you fucking deserve


DangerousCrime

Bang.


whytealeaf

r/soccer in shambles


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gamerlou

When a certain team got banned from europe


nightent

*cue r/soccer losing its shit*


Maximus-Festivus

You can’t lose what is lost.


idgafaboutpopsicles

of course he scores


unusual_flats

He did it for da people. He did it for da banter.


hastad196

What a cross!!


schuy_bruh

It should be illegal for someone to have a head that fucking huge


FortheLoveofPie

LOL


FlyingArab

It was bound to happen


VJE1999

Another Ole masterclass against a top 6 side


ru7ger

And we got tottenham sheffield and man city in upcoming fixtures as well.


shrewdy

Maguire been waiting for months for someone who could take a decent corner to get a headed goal, shows you what Utd have been missing


wcpreddit

Best corner kick I’ve seen all season


P0RTSMOUTHFC

S. L. A. B.


Sleeplessendeavours

Bruno is so fucking good man


FancyCrawdad

Should've grabbed his balls as a celebration to fully take the piss


Chiswell123

Great corner


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🅱️RUNO


come_on_mr_lahey

If I was a Chelsea fan I'd be fuming but I'm not hahahahahahaha


Zavehi

This will go down well


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Like a kick in the ---wait


samadvii

You, I like you


DavidBruceStandup

I\_Have\_Nozing\_To\_Say.MP4


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Maguire: “Fuck r/soccer”


YayaBanana07

What a kick in the nuts for chelsea fans!


SGomezfan1

that heads unstoppable


rasgote

Brunooooooo I love youuuuuuu please comeback I miss you love you xoxo


SomeIrishFiend

He can visit on the holidays


EvenGandhiHatesLVG

He should be FUCKING OFF. FUCK THIS GODDAMN LEAGUE AND FUCK VAR


VictorAkwaowo1

Chelsea fans are never going to forget about this game


Knowingspy

https://imgur.com/RayigTk.jpg


LaggyBeanBaws

one bald cunt of a ref to another.


blackburn009

That game really was a disgrace tbf


smokeyjoe69

>https://imgur.com/RayigTk.jpg I knew it. A day that shall live in infamy.


dikmason

Not half as bad as Barca tbh. I’ll live


BipolarRooster

Hurts to be on the receiving end, doesn't it?


ru7ger

hahah my friends said the exact same thing (all Ajax fans): Hahah thats a red card, but i don't mind, because it's Chelsea. #payback


HereComesPapaArima

This feeling is exactly like that fucking match from 2012. The Clattenburg one. Fuck the ref.


G_Morgan

Clattenburg was a force of nature though. Everyone was done by him occasionally.


Texameter

I’ve never been this mad since Clattenburg carnage in 2012.


Drolemerk

Karma for ajax


Wazzarino

Karma for Ajax


mavropanos27

Shit cunt fuck bitch wanker cunt fucking shit stain piece of nonce bastards I hate this shitty sport fuck VAR bunch of brain dead wankers Man United are a corrupt piece of shit team relegate them fucking cunts shit league money hoarding sky sports infested billionaire twats just cancel my life fucking wankers I hate everything Epstein didnt kill himself fucking piss guzzlers bottle fucking everything relegation unfair corrupt team inept refs awful fucking turd piss pedo wankers eat shit and die im moving to bolivia


unexpectedvillain

And oh yes, fuck Jessica too


redwan010

Classic


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I agree, may want to rethink Bolivia...


AmnesiaFX

No fuck shit refs, dont fuck var


BigDickolasNicholas

Really starting to believe that the refs are purposefully sabotaging VAR.


LordKnt

Wouldn't surprise me, egomaniacal cunts they are


mayron20

Seems like Man. U has been training on headers


TheWeirdDude-247

Nah it's that we actually got a player who knows how to put a cross in the box


CarsenAF

I would feel bad but then I remember Jorginho scoring against us when he 100% should’ve been off and it’s funny


ClungeCreeper321

R/Chelsea: But how do I blame Kepa?


CaptainHijinx

Chelsea fans, I feel for you, but also... LOL


gtonmylvlson

Class Performnace and Desevreed winners in The match Well done lAds


TheGamer942

This kills the Reddit


masonbrit

Connection with your opponent has been lost


MistaChelseaa

Disgusted


29adamski

I hate Chelsea but fuck me you guys have been completely robbed here.


iTrejo

I don't feel too bad considering the shit with azpi in our last game against Chelsea


Pozzerman

Also the same thing happening in the first game when Jorginho should've been sent off but scored the winner.


freakedmind

Ikr insane corner and header!


Wazzarino

Revenge for Ajax lol


iNeedanewnickname

I am enjoying reading the comments from the same people that told me to not complain about the ref so much now bawling their eyes out. Life's good.


Haz96

Shouldn't be on the pitch what a fucking disgrace


future94bg

Karma strikes back for the arsenal game lol


Krillin113

Hi.


Yahya_2000

Give the same energy when Jorginho should’ve been sent off vs Arsenal


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Funnily enough it’s the same ref


jrryul

I'm vs Barcelona in the champs League level of triggered right now


Snoopyseagul

**insert Drogba:”It’s a disgrace”**


ExpertGossiper

You couldn't possibly banter Chelsea any more than this


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How has been Bruno Fernandes for Manchester United?


shorttttt

Now Chelsea fans realize how arsenal fans felt when Jorginho got away with a foul and later scored.


LETSDOET

Glad he was on the pitch


LiquidFootie

/u/merrykieran2 Haha take that you pricks


Strananach

The script writes itself


goofygoober2

Haha of course he scores


Neuromotorized

lol


Jono_2k4

I feel kind a sorry but then not really for Chelsea


Plut0niumFray

Like a kick to the balls for Chelsea fans


ThatIsSoSpursy

L M F A O GET F U C K E D


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raymondliang

Of course he scores. Fuck VAR fuck this league


MoodProsessor

no. fucking. way


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If I wasn't already tired of Fat Frank's constant crying I'd tune in to the post match interview just for the salt.


Zlatan4Ever

I miss the times when Beckham’s corners was as precise as that. Every time.


hogcalling2015

Shouldn’t be on the pitch


J_A_Y_x

First the disallowed goal and now Maguire who arguably should have gotten sent off scores. You gotta feel for Chelsea


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OmarReda777

Shite refereeing i agree but what have Chelsea done to earn the win?


wun-sen

What a delivery tbf


Simpilicious

Will be buried amongst the "should be of" comments but Bruno is quality, will we actually be a threat on corners and crosses from now on?


MightBeYourDaddy

Fuck me that is genuinely ridiculous, Chelsea is getting shafted. Not that I mind after what happened earlier this season...


JustANotchAboveToby

Should be off.


JuanMataCFC

can't wait for the FA to retroactively give him a 3-match ban when it doesn't matter to us anymore!


hacers

They won’t even do that lol


d0mth0ma5

Have they overruled VAR in that way yet?


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Abhiboss23

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO