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imfcknretarded

Every fucking year i tune in on this game thinking there's a chance, if i was a Dortmund fan id be dead alive by this point


elgrandorado

I knew I made a smart move not watching this game. Couldn’t bear the result either way.


FailResorts

It’s been that way since Götze scored at the Westfalenstadion in 2013 pretty much.


andre6682

\*Signal Iduna Park, please /s (for idiots)


theironhide

Please explain - genuinely asking.


DzFennec

Westfalenstadion is the original "old" name of BVB's stadium, while Signal Iduna Park is the official name (with Signal Iduna as the sponsor), but most fans still call it the Westfalenstadion.


washington_jefferson

If you had watched maybe the result would have different. It's your fault, as you are likely already aware.


firemeds

I tuned in for 1 minute at work and see Kobel do that dumbass shut and turned it off


bass1879

“This year will be different” 3-0 in 20 minutes. It must hurt so more as a fan since there is always some optimism, at least it happens in Munich i guess


OilOfOlaz

Two years ago it was 2:0 Dortmund after 19 minutes iirc. Bayern won 4:2.


PAT_The_Whale

Wasn't it like 2:0 before 10 minutes or so?


CockTortureCuck

I know Dortmund Fans that wouldn't take free VIP tickets for the match in Munich because it just sucks.


That_Vandal_Randall

Nah man that's when you go and just have beers and vibe. Better still if it's actual VIP booths, w the little shrimps and sandwiches and stuff. I went to a cowboys game years back and sat in the VIP booth while Dallas got absolutely penetrated and ate my bodyweight in tacos and bbq. I would let my team get absolutely shelled for those tacos any day.


auchnureinmensch

Many fans, especially the ones travelling to away games, hate the fucking vip booths.


Hirpi

:)


Ultimasmit

I haven't even tuned in yet and am disappointed. Ffs dortmund.


Fragrant_Debt

Mentally weakest “big club” ever.


bestgoose

PSG?


Ahmed_Sazid

At least they win their league man, although to be fair to dortmund, psg don't have a bayern equivalent


ring_rust

I just started supporting them a few months ago and I'm already super sad tbh


sparkofhope

Good


DemetriusXVII

Average Dortmund performance against Bayern


Vanzmelo

I seriously don’t understand how every year we always manage to spectacularly shit the bed against Bayern it’s unbelievable


DemetriusXVII

Bayern and Gladbach vibes


vitey15

Sommer was a fucking wall against us the last time we played


UnsightlyMeat

It’s the mental. They looked good until the first blunder


grog23

Yeah that killed them mentally. They were playing better until that happened


Buffahoes

Honestly all 3 goals were very saveable. Not the right day for Kobel to be off his game.


Stubborn_Shove

At least with the international break Dortmund got to spend two weeks top.


Syntax_OW

maybe that's what "Der Klassiker" really means.


Noremac28-1

Maybe the real Der Klassiker is the beds we shat along the way


GhostFire3560

Its they triad of the Bundesliga. Dortmund < Bayern < Galdbach < Dortmund


bass1879

Not a serious team


RainMaker323

Mentally weak.


Dense-Weird4585

Stronger than your fake ass club


Kayderp1

Salzburg has won the Bundesliga in the last ten years


Insanel0l

For real, GD in last 9 home games is 36:6 now


itsablackhole

death, taxes, dortmund bending over in München


the_propaganda_panda

No matter how good or bad both teams are, Dortmund always gets their ass whooped in München. It's a Bundesliga tradition by now.


Qiluk

AWay, yes. We tend to play well then stil lmanage to concede like 3 goals at home. BUt away we're always trash


Doucane

The Tuchel Effect


Gerosoreg

Just like everyone expected...


AfricanRain

Biggest Dortmund moment ever


Unique-Warning7798

Its over in 20 minutes 😭😭😭


TrappsRightFoot

All time choking moment from Dortmund today


Kayderp1

To me that 2018/19 (?) season will always be unmatched. Being 9 points clear to Reus and Wolf getting sent off against an abysmal Schalke and getting spanked 0:5 in Munich was the most Dortmund season ever. Peak mental boom.


TrappsRightFoot

That season was certainly a worse bottle, but I think this individual game is worse than any of the games at the end of that season.


Kayderp1

With Dortmund Schalke getting televised on national tv after Sky had struck a deal with one of the big broadcasters for that game I think that was even more glorious. But this one is definitely wild aswell.


TrappsRightFoot

I mean, this is basically the only game that actually gets broadcast on national television in the US. So going into this game people that may not be totally familiar with the league are hearing that Dortmund are the best team in the league right now and that they're going to give Bayern a competitive match and within 20 minutes have been completely blown out and look completely demoralized.


Gerosoreg

Mentalitätsmonster


Farouqnowomarlater

It’s in the history of the German Tottenham


theredviperod

except Dortmund have actually won stuff


PermissionOk7146

Dortmund won the UCL


3xavi

The German arsenal, with their annual performances at Allianz arena


lettersputtogether

Dortmund's got an UCL tho


JMarduk

German Barça?


TigerBasket

We were the first English team to win an international competition 😔


Schulzkowski

And Dortmund was the first German team to win an international competition 🤯


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Fair enough, prehistoric trophies are still trophies… I guess


Aenjeprekemaluci

Even Roma won stuff before them. The same comp btw in which Spurs got knocked out from the group stages. And Spurs has miles more means and quality...


JeffryPesos

That's disrespectful, BVB actually win shit and also there's another famous German team that has even worse luck that Spurs lol


grog23

Can’t tell if you’re talking about Vizekusen or Schalke


JeffryPesos

Yes


JaboiSkkrt

You know they have won more champions leagues than you guys


TigerBasket

Hey, only we are allowed to make those jokes 😔


Va_Dinky

German Tottenham is Leverkusen, not Dortmund.


neveks

Why do some fans have to make everything about the PL.


Basquiant__

It’s an English speaking sub with a large majority of users supporting PL teams. It’s 100% annoying I agree but you can understand why it happens quite easily


SunnyCloudyRainy

That is Vizekusen


ziki6154

Na Dortmund atleast wins titles


TigerBasket

I feel them so hard right now lol. Brothers in arms


racingfanboy160

Welp, the Dortmund annual year collapse continues?


nasserKoeter

Can can intensifies


RosemaryGoon

Can getting a red before the 75th minute


mrfocus22

Yabadabadoo


YoloSwaggins44

Incredibly disrespectful goal music


mnblackfyre410

That damn song has me looking like the PTSD dog meme.


MarcusBrutus2000

Same.


Darkhoof

I can relate.


Ying-Yang-TTR

"these two clubs have won the last 13 bundesliga titles between them" 😭


Stonewalled89

First goal killed Dortmund, Bayern are running away with it


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justmaurice

Subbing him off would ruining him, they are already 3-0 behind anyway, no point in subbing him


the_che

While it’s certainly a horrible performance by Kobel, the rest of the team deserves just as much criticism. How can you just give up entirely after conceding one early goal? Dortmund‘s out there playing like Hertha — in their most important match of the season.


MONSTATURKEY_420

Sorry but if your team gets rattled after a mistake, you’re not a good team to begin with.


nutelamitbutter

Müller is just a legend


Aenjeprekemaluci

Raumdeuter GOAT


SirNukeSquad

Jedes Jahr wird er totgesagt. Und jedes Jahr zeigt er, dass er besser als ganz Dortmund ist.


nutelamitbutter

Müller muss spielen!


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sleeping4koala

Bayern shots Vs Mönchengladbach blocks


Vanzmelo

Just kill me


PreachinMyOwnFuneral

Mentality midgets


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HauntingPace4

Pathetic


3xavi

Beautiful bastard. Love you captain. His 25th brace for number 25


tomdawg0022

Peak Derpmund on display


MaxPlaysGames

RIP the title challenge


trusttt

This is why Bayern always wins the league, other teams shit the bed


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random23448

Tbh no stopping last 2 goals. Muller just always in the right place


PseudoproAK

Kobel has to deal better with the shot on the third


Dolphinfucker3000

This is hansi flick level football


Kirihuna

What a collapse by the keeper.


Mystery1887

Kobel is shocking.


cib_vk228

has to parry that in corner


nightlink011

That's actually a tough one, ball drops right in front of him and he doesn't have much time to adjust does well all things considered, but yeah nightmare game for him.


Kayderp1

Top 3 gk in the world according to Dortmund fans


The_Bread_Is_Wet

Hes top 10. This probably is his worst game of his career tho


violenceandvomit

Chances to get him to sign an extension just doubled


Hic_Forum_Est

I was rooting for Dortmund but part of me also feels a little bit vindicated that a lot of Dortmund fans, who hyped Kobel as the best goalkeeper of the league, have been brought back to reality. Guys like Gulasci, Casteels, Baumann and Trapp have been doing for many many years what Kobel has only been doing for like one and a half seasons.


FormalAlternative806

I can’t comment on the level any of the BL keepers, but just because he has one shocking game, it doesn’t discredit him for everything else the entire season. It’s not that black and white.


Kayderp1

I personally think Kobel has had a better season than the other BL keepers and had a few absolutely amazing showings, but he definitely still has the occasional blunder(s) in him.


Gerosoreg

Was a very good shot, hard to do anything different there


jolle2001

It's funny how this match gets hyped only for Bayern to batter Dortmund everytime


LA4lyf

Death taxes and Dortmund selling vs Bayern


DeffDeala

Dortmund lmao


dem0nhunter

Aufbaugegner


gurami1113

It's the history of the Dortmund


SD_19xx

Poor Kobel


NaiveElk

And absolutely nobody was shocked


Donyk

Seriously this is so sad for Dortmund. Can't Bayern just not win this league just for once? Smh


thedeatheater1410

LOL


E_102

*pretends to be shocked*


Insanel0l

Best gk my ass


OttaBenga

thats why you sub him off Karius level perfomance with no brain injury...


afito

this one looks rough but it really isn't, there's 3 or 4 people blocking his shot, he deflects it half to the side, should be on the defender covering the rebound or maybe not even lose the ball diddling around in the build up he could do better but it's not his fault and now people just bash him because of the 1st goal


Fouchey

I don’t know, if he’s committing to a parry here he has to do way better than that.


MosF94

Not the easiest save ever, no, but if you get hands to it, surely you've got to push it wide there?


afito

Sure, and he should do better, but it's a well placed shot and he sees it late and it bounces so close to the ground. Should do better but the rebound being a goal is 3 other players fault before it's his imo, first don't lose the ball, then don't let him shoot, then don't lose track of Müller, and then we can talk about Kobel imo.


yoloswaggasaurus420

7-0…?


Speooda

Honestly don’t even know why I watch these games


CarlSK777

I was told Kobel was the best keeper in the league.


Demokrit_44

ES MÜLLERT


HerrHermano

Daddy chill


Trinitytrenches

Bundesloliga


thriftydude4

aight im out


TonyMartial786

lool and people said bayern wouldn’t whoop dortmund 😂 the bundesliga will never change lmao. damn what a start for tuchel. 3 goals in 22 mins, what is he cooking.


blooodcyka

Bruh


rvp9362

I'm so sick of this shit, every fucking time


siva-pc

Fraudmund


kamacho2000

Dortmund at Allianz Arena


aslak1899

Okay time to turn the stream off


ekoth

https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0


Dense-Weird4585

Yay football is so exciting the rich clubs keep on winning and winning


GeraldJimes_

When people hear Der Klassiker they fail to remember what the classics depict.


banana-is-apeeling

I was told the league was competitive this year lmfao


kadauserer

1 point between Bayern and Dortmund after this game.


dani_jel

Still more competitive than la liga


inflamesburn

[yep, super competitive](https://i.imgur.com/KDAo68p.png) 🤭


banana-is-apeeling

La liga has 3 winners in the last 4 years ???


dani_jel

Was joking because of barca’s 12 points advantage


asr010601

Just let it go bruh


dirtycomputerz

I’m throwing up


Pwoper

Good, now this "title race" is settled


supplementarytables

Nice


AAiraSS

Im still blaming the keeper for this


bartabax

GEMÜLLERT


Mickocfc1998

Fucking hell Bayern are playing so well


Erdnussbutter21

bayern destroying dortmund in munich. tradition.


Elegantcastle00

Gladbach >>>>> Dortmund


orphan_of_Ludwig

Dortmund you never cease to disappointment


Professional-Ad-1854

Tuchel cooking


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Oh dear gonna be a long long night for Dortmund, 6-0? 7-0?


Matosque

Same shit different year


OkKnowledge2064

auswechseln oder was


m_elhosseiny

Sane has been incredible, best player on the pitch.


Successful_Gate84

Surely this is a mentality problem at this point right ? Dortmund always collaspe against Bayern.


digosilva19

That's not good, I have this feeling that only one of Arsenal and Bayern will win their leagues, bc we are bound to play in the same CL group. This is a bad omen


MechanicIcy6832

Bayern seems much closer to their next goal than Dortmund does


fadedv1

My friend poor bastard said this is the year we beat them. I told him bro it's gonna be 5-0.


fegelman

99% of recent Muller goals are tap ins i swear to god


witz0r

Oh look Dortmund shitting the bed in Munich who could see this coming


Arlborn

Goddammit Dortmund, why the hell are you so predictable? I've never seen a more obvious bottle job in my life.


Arlborn

This league is so fucking hopeless, just change its name to "Bayern and friends' league".


iam1080p

Same for Ligue 1 Mbappe and friends


Drakonz

Lille won just 2 years ago, Monaco 5 years ago. Last time anyone other than Bayern won Bundesliga was 10 years ago


ZaDoruphin

Most competent Dortmund performance against Bayern


MudkipThot

If I'm the head of the Bundesliga I'm getting Dortmund those Barcelona refereeing reports.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Way to do nothing, Dortmund


Direct_Relative567

So Bundesliga was the farmers league all along


FurioSoprano77

Warra title race


el_brahmo

Yay. Bundesliga is so fun


hindberjasulta

Mr. Bayern strikes again!


leharn8

joke of a league. would watch burnley in the efl championship over this


O_Nikolakis

EZ Clap


egzon27

Reason why I can't take Bundesliga seriously


asr010601

I was [downvoted](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/t7wol2/-/hzkdpwq) to hell for this


lambalambda

It's very sad that you held on to this for a year.


Loquendus

Chronically online behavior lmao


Wasserschloesschen

You were downvoted for being a fucking idiot. You being a fucking idiot again doesn't change that.


iLoveLoFi

and you'll get downvoted for this again


Dense-Weird4585

Nobody cares you aren’t a victim


CalmaCuler

best game in germany lol


BR_95

If Bayern was vs Barca it’d be 5-0 by now


Remote-Ad-245

A harder game than against barca for sure