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tyrellrummage

So this is what europeans feel when they play against Faroe Islands or Gibraltar lmaoo


farhanmuhd13

Curacao is 20 ratings higher than Lichtenstein lmao edit:115


quete27

and 6 higher than Luxembourg


L-Freeze

126 spots higher than San Marino Concacaf ratings are super inflated in those rankings though so realistically they’re probably not that much better tbf


deputydawg420

Factous


farhanmuhd13

Yeah 😂😂


MingTwelve

I mean, they also play way weaker teams usually, and that's how FIFA rankings work (by game results). Although I think they're still pretty much the same strength xD


farhanmuhd13

No, no they're not. Curacaos players play in the eredevisie the championship and other top leagues of europe like Romania and Switzerland. Liechtensteins players are third division of Switzerland. The right comparison would be Luxembourg


PibeEnLaEsquina

Curaçao is even ranked much higher (better) than those teams though lol.


theaguia

They probably the same strength


PibeEnLaEsquina

Maybe with Faroe, much better than Gibraltar. I’d still say Curaçao is a better squad. They have come a long way the past couple years in CONCACAF and could fight for World Cup spots going forward (unlikely though).


Rickcampbell98

They are not, curacao actually have professional players, the likes of San Marino would lose 15 nil if they tried to play football against Argentina lol.


theaguia

Who brought san Marino to this?


GAV17

Faroe Islands has a third of the population, Gibraltar a sixth like San Marino.


papasconcheddar

ENZO THIS IS SO FILTHY


Ironicopinion

I’ve never fell in love with a player so quick, insane to think how good he’ll be in 3 or 4 years


oscarpaterson

Lad's already world class and getting better every game


hoshu34

Not often do you drop over 100M on a player and think this quickly it was worth every penny, but this is definitely an example of that.


Thatsmaboi23

He’s a very Griezmann-like player. Is all over the pitch (can defend, is usually part of the buildup, and score), intelligent passing (both long and short + can take off the pressure by his distribution). The main difference is just experience and preferred foot lol


dragon8811

I FUCKING LOVE HIM Es el mejor


Gordzulax

Enzoo 💙


asqweful

Enzo no hacia falta desnudarse contra curazao chabon


asqweful

En pija el loco


bamadeo

tienen varias playas nudistas escuché


ancara_messi

Messi now has the most assists in international football


PensiveinNJ

After Lautaro's miss 3 minutes in it feels justfied he gets at least 1.


FathomSwank

Did Neymar hold that title before? Where do you check these stats because it's hard to find a site that has an updated list.


ancara_messi

I forgot the source now but yes it was Neymar


InventeInventeRoman

Q GOLAZO LPM


ashzeppelin98

Enzo has a written rule that he can only score bangers. And he follows it.


farhanmuhd13

Lmao we're statpadding against the 86th rank team in the world. I love it


Gordzulax

They're actually 86th in the FIFA rankings.


farhanmuhd13

So they're better than Luxembourg too haahahha


Gordzulax

They're ranked higher than quite a few European teams lol


farhanmuhd13

We know Europe is weak


Gordzulax

Eh... Just a lot more teams than South America. Bound to have quite a few shit ones, mixed in with all the very good ones. Regardless tho, Lio is a freak.


PibeEnLaEsquina

86th


farhanmuhd13

Shhhh


-cicatrize-

No way you actually fell for that fake shit from Ronaldo fans on Twitter 💀


farhanmuhd13

I looked up the fifa website brother and looked at the women's ranking lol


SladiusW

So Mexico regularly plays against this kind of teams?


[deleted]

And sometimes they win


mug3n

Even for CONCACAF, Curacao is meh.


such_rey

Mexico have only played curaçao once from what I can see in there recent history. They play South American teams more often then these types of teams.


HelpMeSum1Help

Damn I only just saw goal 3. Slow down bro


holanewman

Chelsea fans are gonna love this when they wake up


irze

You’re goddamn right


carlpez

It's a bloodbath


dragon8811

SEXOOOOOO


TimingEzaBitch

Enzo's got that shot in him which was sorely needed in the Argentina midfield. The only other decent hitter is I think Paredes other than Messi but he sits too deep and also is probably not a starter anymore.


Albiceleste_D10S

Enzo/Paredes, Mac Allister, and Messi basically


Kommye

Di María is also very good at it, although he tries to do it less often.


Ironicopinion

MacAllister can shoot


L-Freeze

Literally everyone in our midfield has a great long shot, only exception is Lo Celso who is bad at finishing in general. Mac Allister, Enzo, Paredes, and even De Paul are dangerous at long range. They just dont take shots that often, probably from instructions they were given since well, if you’re at the edge of the box there’s usually Lionel fucking Messi next to them as a passing option or Di Maria out wide


Sleepless_Voyager

Fifa goal that


Charliejfg04

Mi muchacho


chazu_

Good day to be a Chelsea midfielder huh


Albiceleste_D10S

Golazo Enzo


Malvinas1820

Greal goal tag missing.


lauman96

SEX OVERLOAD


Psychaz

Argentina could easy score double figures here, Curacao can't even pass out of their own half


Albiceleste_D10S

Ironically there was a 10 minute period where they went full tiki taka in the 1st half LOL


Rickcampbell98

People comparing them to European minnows, they got destroyed partially because they tried to play lol, European minnows put 11 in the box and still take 6 or 7 lmao.


Existing_Mess1841

it's raining goals now


haxt97

They are just farming goals at this point.


i_stole_your_cookies

baja un cambio enzo, mucho sexo


SnooDoubts2153

sexo fernandez


ConorKDot

Christ, non-Hispanic commentators mimicking Hispanic commentators is so annoying. This guy is woeful


Joethe147

Watched each of the goals from this match and fuck me, that guy is a right try-hard. He even interrupted the other lad for the attempt on goal which I don't think I've ever heard happen in commentary before. Just as horrific as that Ray Hudson twat.


itskoach

SEXOOOOO🥰🥰🥰


Confident_Direction

Enzo fernaaaaaaandez


stogie_t

So annoyed he went to Chelsea. Could have been a Frenkie alternative for us. Such a baller.


Tackis

SEXOOO