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126 spots higher than San Marino
Concacaf ratings are super inflated in those rankings though so realistically they’re probably not that much better tbf
I mean, they also play way weaker teams usually, and that's how FIFA rankings work (by game results). Although I think they're still pretty much the same strength xD
No, no they're not. Curacaos players play in the eredevisie the championship and other top leagues of europe like Romania and Switzerland. Liechtensteins players are third division of Switzerland. The right comparison would be Luxembourg
Maybe with Faroe, much better than Gibraltar.
I’d still say Curaçao is a better squad. They have come a long way the past couple years in CONCACAF and could fight for World Cup spots going forward (unlikely though).
They are not, curacao actually have professional players, the likes of San Marino would lose 15 nil if they tried to play football against Argentina lol.
He’s a very Griezmann-like player. Is all over the pitch (can defend, is usually part of the buildup, and score), intelligent passing (both long and short + can take off the pressure by his distribution). The main difference is just experience and preferred foot lol
Eh... Just a lot more teams than South America. Bound to have quite a few shit ones, mixed in with all the very good ones.
Regardless tho, Lio is a freak.
Enzo's got that shot in him which was sorely needed in the Argentina midfield. The only other decent hitter is I think Paredes other than Messi but he sits too deep and also is probably not a starter anymore.
Literally everyone in our midfield has a great long shot, only exception is Lo Celso who is bad at finishing in general.
Mac Allister, Enzo, Paredes, and even De Paul are dangerous at long range. They just dont take shots that often, probably from instructions they were given since well, if you’re at the edge of the box there’s usually Lionel fucking Messi next to them as a passing option or Di Maria out wide
People comparing them to European minnows, they got destroyed partially because they tried to play lol, European minnows put 11 in the box and still take 6 or 7 lmao.
Watched each of the goals from this match and fuck me, that guy is a right try-hard. He even interrupted the other lad for the attempt on goal which I don't think I've ever heard happen in commentary before. Just as horrific as that Ray Hudson twat.
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So this is what europeans feel when they play against Faroe Islands or Gibraltar lmaoo
Curacao is 20 ratings higher than Lichtenstein lmao edit:115
and 6 higher than Luxembourg
126 spots higher than San Marino Concacaf ratings are super inflated in those rankings though so realistically they’re probably not that much better tbf
Factous
Yeah 😂😂
I mean, they also play way weaker teams usually, and that's how FIFA rankings work (by game results). Although I think they're still pretty much the same strength xD
No, no they're not. Curacaos players play in the eredevisie the championship and other top leagues of europe like Romania and Switzerland. Liechtensteins players are third division of Switzerland. The right comparison would be Luxembourg
Curaçao is even ranked much higher (better) than those teams though lol.
They probably the same strength
Maybe with Faroe, much better than Gibraltar. I’d still say Curaçao is a better squad. They have come a long way the past couple years in CONCACAF and could fight for World Cup spots going forward (unlikely though).
They are not, curacao actually have professional players, the likes of San Marino would lose 15 nil if they tried to play football against Argentina lol.
Who brought san Marino to this?
Faroe Islands has a third of the population, Gibraltar a sixth like San Marino.
ENZO THIS IS SO FILTHY
I’ve never fell in love with a player so quick, insane to think how good he’ll be in 3 or 4 years
Lad's already world class and getting better every game
Not often do you drop over 100M on a player and think this quickly it was worth every penny, but this is definitely an example of that.
He’s a very Griezmann-like player. Is all over the pitch (can defend, is usually part of the buildup, and score), intelligent passing (both long and short + can take off the pressure by his distribution). The main difference is just experience and preferred foot lol
I FUCKING LOVE HIM Es el mejor
Enzoo 💙
Enzo no hacia falta desnudarse contra curazao chabon
En pija el loco
tienen varias playas nudistas escuché
Messi now has the most assists in international football
After Lautaro's miss 3 minutes in it feels justfied he gets at least 1.
Did Neymar hold that title before? Where do you check these stats because it's hard to find a site that has an updated list.
I forgot the source now but yes it was Neymar
Q GOLAZO LPM
Enzo has a written rule that he can only score bangers. And he follows it.
Lmao we're statpadding against the 86th rank team in the world. I love it
They're actually 86th in the FIFA rankings.
So they're better than Luxembourg too haahahha
They're ranked higher than quite a few European teams lol
We know Europe is weak
Eh... Just a lot more teams than South America. Bound to have quite a few shit ones, mixed in with all the very good ones. Regardless tho, Lio is a freak.
86th
Shhhh
No way you actually fell for that fake shit from Ronaldo fans on Twitter 💀
I looked up the fifa website brother and looked at the women's ranking lol
So Mexico regularly plays against this kind of teams?
And sometimes they win
Even for CONCACAF, Curacao is meh.
Mexico have only played curaçao once from what I can see in there recent history. They play South American teams more often then these types of teams.
Damn I only just saw goal 3. Slow down bro
Chelsea fans are gonna love this when they wake up
You’re goddamn right
It's a bloodbath
SEXOOOOOO
Enzo's got that shot in him which was sorely needed in the Argentina midfield. The only other decent hitter is I think Paredes other than Messi but he sits too deep and also is probably not a starter anymore.
Enzo/Paredes, Mac Allister, and Messi basically
Di María is also very good at it, although he tries to do it less often.
MacAllister can shoot
Literally everyone in our midfield has a great long shot, only exception is Lo Celso who is bad at finishing in general. Mac Allister, Enzo, Paredes, and even De Paul are dangerous at long range. They just dont take shots that often, probably from instructions they were given since well, if you’re at the edge of the box there’s usually Lionel fucking Messi next to them as a passing option or Di Maria out wide
Fifa goal that
Mi muchacho
Good day to be a Chelsea midfielder huh
Golazo Enzo
Greal goal tag missing.
SEX OVERLOAD
Argentina could easy score double figures here, Curacao can't even pass out of their own half
Ironically there was a 10 minute period where they went full tiki taka in the 1st half LOL
People comparing them to European minnows, they got destroyed partially because they tried to play lol, European minnows put 11 in the box and still take 6 or 7 lmao.
it's raining goals now
They are just farming goals at this point.
baja un cambio enzo, mucho sexo
sexo fernandez
Christ, non-Hispanic commentators mimicking Hispanic commentators is so annoying. This guy is woeful
Watched each of the goals from this match and fuck me, that guy is a right try-hard. He even interrupted the other lad for the attempt on goal which I don't think I've ever heard happen in commentary before. Just as horrific as that Ray Hudson twat.
SEXOOOOO🥰🥰🥰
Enzo fernaaaaaaandez
So annoyed he went to Chelsea. Could have been a Frenkie alternative for us. Such a baller.
SEXOOO