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Flamengo81-19

Sérgio Ramos published a twitter thread in which he denies saying "Paris" in that moment. https://twitter.com/SergioRamos/status/1633875374714044416


iwantaskybison

love how brutal Spanish swearing comes across when you translate it word for word


jurahrz

If they translated Croatian swearing every single Croatian player would be cancelled.


janivkk

This goes out for all Slavic languages 😂


gnarsed

yup, a lot of fucking with specific body parts and relatives clearly called out


ice_cu

Relatives lol


thatdani

One of the most popular and versatile curses in Romanian is "fuck your mother's dead relatives" If you want to put emphasis, you add the wounded to it. "Fuck your mother's dead and wounded relatives". But really, I've heard and said every single variation of "fuck your mother's _______". This includes "neck", "Christs", "saints" etc.


krdssswithakey

Don't forget about your mother's onion, always gotta have onions too


rantipoler

I heard from Romanians that this can be nearly anything holy - so "fuck your mother's easter gathering" is particularly offensive in Romania


barneyaa

None of them are that offensive. This one is actually a light one with no reference to anybody’s pussy


Tacarub

One of the popular swear words in Turkish is. Fuck your past , present and future ..


sucking_at_life023

My friend's Romanian father-in-law meeting his first grandbaby: "Fuck your mother, what a beautiful baby!"


Schwiliinker

🤔


GIANNOPSYRRAS

Tag in Greece too


tekedagreek

Yup in Greek you can promise to fuck a persons entire village. That shows commitment.


oklos

Don't think it really gets used (seriously) anymore nowadays, but there's a 'classic' Chinese one which translates to "f*** your ancestors across 18 generations".


sugarrayrob

My old colleague used to say something like "gamo ti muni tis Manas tu" every time he got an annoying email. Any idea what he was saying?


GIANNOPSYRRAS

Fuck your mother's vagina. Probably fucking it because it gave birth to the root of one of their problems. I'd say it's an 8.5/10 on a danger level


AvalancheMaster

Meanwhile, Finland sitting there, casually losing its mind over somebody saying "devil".


CompanionCone

And on the other side there's the Dutch wishing cancer on you and your entire extended family, your car and the weather.


Rigelmeister

I lived together with two Croats for half a year and I don't remember them forming a single sentence without koji kurac or jebiga in it. Was slowly getting convinced that yelling profanities at people is the best way to get to know Croats and befriend them.


chatshitgetbanged24

Similar to how Aussies use "cunt" as a term of endearment?


Rigelmeister

My Croatian is not good enough to answer that certainly but at least to me it felt like they just loved swearing in general. It was more akin to adding swear words in every sentence rather than positive/endearing terms being conveyed using swear words. Not "what's up cunt?" but more like "where the fuck is my bag this fucking cunt" if that makes sense. People thinking Italians are angry and loud should see two Croats (Dalmatians for +10% magic damage) talking about something mundane... And I'm saying this as a Turk, not some calm guy from northern Finland. It took me a while to stop thinking, *"OMG I hope they won't fight, it seems to be heating up. Wait, why are they laughing now?"* LOL.


zekoP

There is a video of some dudes casualy playing cards, one makes a wrong play and the other gets mad and starts swearing. It goes something like this "May a grave fuck your mother, may the gravediggers fuck your mother while they're burying her, while they put her down" "May Jesus fuck your dead mom" May a horse fuck your mom" and so on. The video is called Oroslavlje- kartanje bele or oroslavčani kartaju


Maert

https://youtu.be/NV_aQqNw5KA Great stuff 😂


IvCv

how dare you leave us and the Serbs out of this? cunt


Rigelmeister

Because I'm not a fan of ethnic tensions sunce ti jebem


killdeer03

Makes me miss /r/2Balkan4u, lol.


Firstlemming

Somewhat. Cunt is a single word which can be used in 50 different contexts. In Croatian you do have swear words which can also be used in many contexts including endearing ones but there's quite a few different swears used depending on the context and they can vary by person who can add personal flairs.


BTK-LOL

Best compliment I ever received was being called a good cunt by a man in Edinburgh.


chatshitgetbanged24

I want someone to call me a good cunt 🥺


Outofspite_7

From now on pay attention to what Luka Modrić says after he scores. He says “Jebo ti pas mater u pičku” almost every single time. I make it my job reading his lips every time, it makes me laugh. It means “A dog fucks your mother in her pussy.” A player could potentially be sent off if the ref understood him. The funny thing is, that is an exclamation of happiness in a context of scoring a goal. Edit: typo


kemosabe1212

u pičku = in her pussy u usta = in her mouth


Outofspite_7

“Jebo ti pas mater u usta.” Sorry, my fingers were faster than my brain. I was reading a comment which had “usta” and accidentally typed it.


BrainCluster

He also yelled 'i fuck your Slovenian mother in the cunt' to referee Damir Skomina in 2016 CL semis against City but he didn't hear him and the other referees didn't understand him lol This was also funny to us Croatians because at the time Darijo Srna was preparing to retire from international duties and nobody was quite sure yet if Modric would have the leading qualities to be captain and this was a little moment that gave us confidence he would.


AndrejTech_99

Can agree 🤣


EpiDeMic522

I'm not a linguist, so I can't claim this with certainty or authority. But through university and over the internet, I have gathered that it's actually English that's very drab with its swearing, incidentally across most cultures speaking it, with the Americans somehow being the biggest culprits. Their swearing simply has no imagination to it. However, despite how this might read, I only mean this as a mere observation because I can't particularly say that as a slight. One particular swear that completely shocked me was, *I shall plant a pineapple tree up your mother's cunt and fuck your sister under its soothing shade.* Turkish. How do you even respond to something like that? Apparently, it is a swear that you find in various South Asian languages with the relevant choice of tree and adjective for the shade, for maximum familiarity and impact.


theWinnerWithin

Pineapple isn't about relevance, it's like bumpy and rough and shit, that's what would hurt the most.


urbanmark

This person pineapples


idontcare428

I like ‘Senin bademciklerine salıncak kurar sallana sallana ağzına sıçarım’ Or I'll set up a swing in your tonsils and shit on your mouth while swinging


Ksianth

One of my favorites is "Anani oyle bir sikerim ki baban ayakta alkislar" which roughly translates as: I will (or would/shall) fuck your mother in such a way that your father will give me a standing ovation.


Masterkid1230

This one made me chuckle. Lovely


BellyCrawler

It's more that English is a low context language, as is the culture in general. In formerly colonised countries, their English can get quite expressive because it's mixed with the local high context communication.


jatea

[Wow, you guys are like on a completely different level of swearing here](https://youtu.be/wxgCMWtEEOQ?t=51)


DamashiT

Remember gaming with one guy from Croatia. Once we talked shit about stuff and a friend of ours asked him what would he call a guy who fucks his daughter. His words were "proklati mali gade", still gives me a chuckle 10 years later.


reditakaunt89

That's one of the tamest Balkan insults I've ever heard.


jayt-cfc

Jebem ti mater


El_Spacho

I think that's kindergarten-grade for balkan swearing lol


Zyntaro

Jebem ti mater is pretty much an introductory swear that you learn at like 5 years old.


Andy-Is-Hot

So much more specific than english swearing. In english its 90% just exclamations of frustration


doxqwae3

Even the simple ones like jebo ti pas mater sound obscene when translated lmao


obscure_greenleaf

"Dog fucks your mother" for those wondering what it means


[deleted]

Same with pretty much every Slavic player. But I do have to hand it to Serbs, Croats, Montenegrins, and Bosnians, their swearing is on another level compared to other slavs lol


[deleted]

I'm curious, what would be a croatian curse-wordy sentence translated to english? lol


jurahrz

Most common ones are your dead whore mother getting fucked by random animals and//or God


[deleted]

One we use in sweden that i haven't really heard be used in english or other languages is ''Whore-child'' and ''Menstruating-child'', they're decent, gets the job done.


zadlov

A very basic one is jebo ti ___ mater, a ___ f*ed your mother, anything works in the blank. Anything.


champagneleopard

Nothing will ever beat jebo ti pas mater


havethenets

It’s weird when you understand it because it doesn’t even come off anywhere near as bad as what he said


kplo

One of the most used phrases in Spain is "I shit on the milk" and I find that beautiful.


paperkutchy

In video-games spanish use a lot "me cago en tus muertos" which is hilarious when translated word for word.


TywinDeVillena

It can get better, like "me cago en todos tus putos muertos pisoteados a caballo".


aresman

Love my language, wouldn't change it for any other lol


iwantaskybison

"me cago en tu puta madre:" okay, innocent, downright sweet ​ "I shit on your cunt mother:" jesus christ dude, what's wrong with you?


ReVOzE

you forgot to add " que te parió" (who birthed you) at the end for effect.


nedzissou1

In of the Hemingway books I read, he used English translations of some Spanish swears. So different from iust saying fuck you


TTRO

Better yet, "me cago en la leche de tu madre" or "i shit on the milk of your mother" And of course all "mother" swearings can go very profane with a switch to "la Virgen" or the Virgin Mary.


Masipoten

Spanish insults belong in a whole other league


RestauradorDeLeyes

yeah, it's over the top. It wasn't that bad.


Puzzleheaded-Pie9210

And for them that's like hello


JohnnyRamkoers

It's like that with many languages. Sneijder was once sent off for calling the referee a blind dog with typhoid


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Pollomonteros

It was really annoying when some Argentinian used some slang and everyone here was clutching their pearls absolutely outraged at what he said when in context it's never that serious.


DrKnowsNothing_MD

Same when Mexicans say “puto” and all of a sudden every nonspanish speaker and their mom is an expert in Spanish slang. Yet other Spanish speaking countries say the same thing in the same contexts and no one is condemning them or hitting them with fines.


TheRealMemeIsFire

I never knew puto had a homophobic context. Always thought of it as fuck/bitch


XuloMalacatones

In most spanish-speaking countries it doesn't


ColdPuzzle101

Insulting mothers is a pretty common swear word in a lot of languages.


Shuflin

That’s pretty basic. From where I’m from, a normal, translated swear would be “F**k your dead relatives”.


CandidFella

My mom getting a shoutout from Ramos 👍


ladotelli46

Damn she got destroyed, giving birth to a whole city


RebBrown

Story goes the Eiffel tower came out feet first.


Bobbybluffer

Like a hippos yawn


schafkj

Ramos: a real city would be founded upon seven glorious hills by manly men who were suckled at the teat of a she-wolf


Nychthemeronn

Ramos to Roma confirmed


LeeJohnsonsCoat

Sergio Romas


Ocular__Patdown44

Sergio Remus


idonotstutter

Lazio Ramos


PickleFlaps

Sheffield’s also built on 7 hills. Just saying.


grollate

Ramos to bring Wednesday night football to Wednesday


A_massive_prick

He’s signing for Hallam FC


Cincybus

Ramos to Cincinnati FC


Michael_Pitt

This is the better reference


CardboardGristle

Honestly, goated origin story that


Tony_Uncle_Philly

Romulus built a wall that his brother Remus jumped over. Romulus, so enraged by the disrespect to his wall, promptly killed him. Weird fellas honestly


Ok_Solution5895

Actually recently seen a movie, called The First King, about the birth of Rome and Remus and Romulus's conflict. One thing I thought was cool was how kinda they expand on this tale that's been so well known and it actually tells a great story, I never thought I'd feel bad for that Remus punk 😔 No wolf tit sucking tho. 1/10.


Frankie688

I understood that reference!


gr8dinobruv

Ce mancava solo che non la capivamo 😂


zombieslayer3729

Most passionate psg player


long_shots7

Give him time, he still has not fully acclimatised. He still thinks everyone there is totally focused on the club and not on the money and fame.


Due-Camel-7605

👌


Tr_Omer

this but unironically


TheShinyBlade

Yeah. He of course is a few years past his time, but still has that elite "must win" mentality. One of the legends of the game for sure


ekul_kcm

Almost scored twice from set pieces, he still seemed quality. One header just saved somehow by Sommer and one inches past the post.


PensiveinNJ

Ramos was their best player yesterday. I'm sure he and Messi both regret coming to the PSG project at this point.


oemer10line

Ramos was by far the best player, followed by Danilo. This says everything about PSG yesterday.


PensiveinNJ

I don't know about by far but I think yes those 2 were their best players. It's also sad that WZE, who literally had his 17th birthday yesterday, looked better than all their other midfielders once he came on. It's a pitiful state of things, and it's not even retrospective after the match yesterday. I've been saying for months PSG's achilles heel is their midfields inability to connect to their attack, play through pressure effectively, or provide meaningful connective play in the attacking 3rd that compliments their attacking players. If you stifle out their stars in Mbappe and Messi, they have literally nothing else, and if you force Messi to drop deep to help the midfield, it's literally just Mbappe and his pace attacking the back line and that can be accounted for as Bayern showed yesterday. Ironically I really think Neymar was required yesterday. They just needed an additional attacking threat instead of loads of useless midfielders, and Neymar is known for getting up for big games. He's a wildcard but they needed a 2nd attacking outlet when someone would have to drop deeper to help with the buildup.


PornStarGazer2

That one that was saved by Sommer was so juicy


Pollomonteros

Isn't there anything more Parisian than hating your city with a burning passion ?


MEGAMAN2312

Most calm Sergio Ramos reaction


Darkoplax

Sadly he is the only one that cares


R1KM4N

No lie that's a fucking brilliant insult.


JvCookie

Spanish classic


Jimoiseau

Yet another banger from the producers of "I shit in the milk"


JvCookie

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can shit in


Jimoiseau

Me cago en la imaginación


corduroy_13331

It would actually mean something like "for fuck sake Paris" instead of fuck the whore that gave birth to paris,but if you translate it LITERALLY it will give this strange sentence. I'm not Spanish but it is basically the same curse as we have in Portuguese.


ComeOnPelicanFly

Didn’t Ibrahimovic also talk shit about Paris when he was there?


plainwrap

Key difference: Zlatan said the whole country was shit and didn't deserve PSG.


ThePrussianGrippe

And then he apologized for calling all of France shit.


TerribleNameAmirite

Greatest headline.


Historical-Branch122

It's on the list but there are some bangers on there, including "saddest backflip of my career" and dele adebola denying he had ebola


Qurutin

"One time I was injured at Inter and Mancini sent me to a miraculous healer in the mountains. Didn't help me at all. At Stoke we've got seven physios." by Shaqiri is still my favourite


BlackDante

"Bacca mother: I would hit Neymar with shoe" is one of my favorites


Sad_Amphibian1322

Or that one player who was “desperate” to learn about nazi germany


EmperorTMing

Obligatory /r/saddestbackflip


ThePrussianGrippe

Definitely one of the best.


Pokenaldo

"I am sorry if my true statements have somehow offended all you"


DickyD43

"I'd like to take this chance to apologize--TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY"


IwishIwasGoku

Mfs always talk shit about France but if you fuck with workers they're one of the only countries that will fuck with you right back. We could all stand to be more like France


automatic_shark

Got nothing but admiration for the French. That hurt to type


Quiet_Overlord

Well he's not wrong about one thing tho. I'd argue in light of recent performances that they do deserve PSG tho.


Eibermann

Paris still loves off from its old Disney romance reputation while in reality its filled with rat piss and Rude people


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Yeh but the rats cook excellent food so I can forgive them for pissing on the streets.


[deleted]

In many ways, the work of a Paris critic is easy.


doobie3101

[Paris Syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome) is a real thing.


srpt99

that's funny af. Tourists so disappointed they start hallucinating and vomiting.


Ok_Solution5895

lmao I always thought it was a sort of form of depression because the city wasn't as they expected, but the city is so shit these mfs start genuinely losing their goddamn mind the fuck 😭😭


bloodmuffins793

Funny, I had the exact opposite experience. My expectations were so low that I was pleasantly surprised and had a good time there.


cfbguy

Yeah everyone online talks about how rude Parisians are, that there’d be trash everywhere, and the museums are overrated. Finally went and nearly everyone was pleasant, it was cleaner than most big American cities, and every place was more interesting than I expected. Maybe it helped I went in winter


dumblogic511

Similar experience, had one bad exchange with an asshole, but most people were lovely and helpful. Foods phenomenal too, if you're willing to splurge and spend some money.


Kirsty-Blue

First mistake is taking advice from Reddit


pm_me_dirty_planes

Yeah I had a blast in Paris and didn't really think that people were any more or less polite than you'd find in pretty much any other major tourist destination I've been to. But I actually made some effort to communicate in French so maybe that's why.


xyzzy321

Do any other country's "experts" do lip reading on a weekly basis besides La Liga? (Ramos isn't in Liga anymore but you get what I mean)


leboychef

Not really an expert but jomboy has elite level lip reading for baseball and has done other sports from time to time


cuentanueva

The "experts" were completely wrong last time on the ref talking about the red card thing regarding Vinicius foul recently. So I wouldn't trust them, as even I, far from being an expert could tell it was complete bullshit. I can't tell on this one though, but it's definitely no _clear_ that he says Paris, so I'd give him the benefit of the doubt.


superamoeba

Guy's grown on me. Dammit, what is this timeline. Now, go protect your teammate Messi from those motherfuckers to really nail the transformation.


belkak210

The guy is a piece of shit on the pitch but you can't deny he is a great defender and captain


[deleted]

Lovely to see other fans starting to see reasons why Madrid's fans loved him. He might have been cunt, but those kinds of cunts are usually very important for teams and it shows their dedication.


belkak210

For sure, I think it's also understandable for some to hate him. He has made some *rough* tackles over the years


pencilled_robin

He said that it wasn't what he was saying. https://twitter.com/SergioRamos/status/1633875374714044416?t=UdZvYDGPyFYnDUHLRnvGeQ&s=19


Walkingontheblock

It’s weird seeing Ramos tweet in french


0neiria

"« pssss » ou « pfff »" - Sergio Ramos, 2023


[deleted]

> « pssss » ou « pfff » "piss off"


pencilled_robin

Yeah, same with Iniesta and Japanese.


holanewman

Meanwhile French tabloids will freak out over the caliber of Ramos’s French grammar and orthography.


HomeInternational548

Sideshow Bob moment


berghie91

English curses suck in comparison


kicksjoysharkness

The ol’ English classic comes to mind: “your mum”


PartlyRowdy

Suck your mum, even


Christian_Corocora

He should join Messi at Barca next season just for the memes


SomewhatWillowy

They should both join Atletico at the same time.


Ralf_The_Hustler

Messi joins Espanyol and ramos goes to Atletico. Hell will freeze over.


Babaganoush____

or Messi to Girona and Ramos to Rayo


idonotstutter

Or Messi to Gimnastic de Taragona and Ramos plays for Rayo Majadahonda.


tensed_wolfie

The world is not ready to watch Ramos play Cholo’s terrorball


Hurtelknut

The shithousery might reach levels that are actually fatal


jedifolklore

Cities will burn. People will die, I think that would break the timeline lol


maddy495

We might as well swoop in Pepe from Porto and watch this pair going berserk on field to bring back the glory to the game.


lala_b11

Simeone coaching Ramos would be epic sh\*thousery.


jezfps

What a bastard. I miss him


WWECreativegenius

Me too


requin-tigre

people care far too much about minute shit like this. Every player has saaid this sort of shit, it doesn't matter


oxile

this is tamest shit anyone could ever say in spain


Cabbage_Vendor

It's also just moronic to literally translate swears. The French use "putain" which means "whore" in the same way as English speakers use "fuck", but translate it as "whore" in a sentence and suddenly your translation sounds a lot more offensive. Same thing with the English use of "fuck", literally translate sentences with "fuck" in it and some of them will sound like rape threats.


anpife

In Spain this would be mild at best.


ShoeFalse7633

Actually it’s more like “The whore that gave birth to Paris. Her whore mother”


theshittree

Ur mom x2


spradhan46

Lol what!!


prathneo4

Fuck the whore that gave birth to Paris, motherfucker


doitnow10

Yeah, that's par for the course in Spanish swearing. Really, what he said is not particularly vulgar for a Spaniard.


soapofnapalm

In fact, is rather soft


LoveMeSomeEndrick

Based


DoubleDeckerz

Nah, Ramos would never say anything unbecoming like that.


vadapaav

Has always played the game with best spirits and honor


WokeGoebbels

This does not have the meaning that the literal translation has, it's not like he's actually shitting on Paris. It's more of a "ffs Paris...", which includes himself


sanityhaver

Avg medieval-age anglo-saxan:


LewsTherin177

Lmao he didn’t say Paris. Also lmfao at Ramos clarifying what he said (son of a bitch) without saying it since he’s got kids following his Twitter.


dunneetiger

What has Paris Hilton's mother done to deserve this ?


drizzt001

She knows what she did!!


brayshizzle

Ramos with the "fml fr fr "


SuspiciousVacation6

la puta que parió is more like son of a bitch, so it sounds harsher translated directly


NeoLies

Aside from the fact that he said he didn't say "Paris" at the end, if you understand Spanish, it's really not that bad. "Me cago en la madre que parió a X" is a rather common phrase.


Emitime

Can I just shock you? I like Ramos.


WC1V

Despite what I said earlier


pakito1234

Sounds bad in English, in Spanish it’s like damn!, in English. 😂


Teffo05

Based ramos


Nyushi

Even the players hate PSG absolute banter club


Teradonn

Unfathomably based


T_Peg

Based Ramos


Darknite_BR

First time I agree with Ramos