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DanksterBoy

Won’t lie, feels so strange seeing him in the new kits and not the old 2000’s ones


melli_closter

I've been seeing Ronaldo in photoshops of our current kits ever since he left. Its honestly surreal.


Winnie-the-Broo

Yeh I think it’s the shade of red as well. The 07/09 kit was a deeper shade and those are obviously our last memories of him.


e_007

Liked those deep reds so much better, still really not feeling this jolly rancher red color we have going now..but atleast it doesn’t have that fugly Chevy logo plastered on the front.


Fifa_786

Your comment about Chevy just made me think of how pissed they must be right now. We done fuck all in their era and as soon as they leave we sign Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo. Insane.


NhanTNT

Which means MC is now officially F.C. Photoshop instead of MU


dionesav

Atleast United should give him a long sleeve kit. That would be a treat for our eyes


[deleted]

This!


MileZero17

He needs pulled up long sleeves


bfcostello

Just below the elbow 🤤💦


pyroSeven

So simple yet so sexy. 10/10 would bang.


Usonvaslurmimin

And here I am just enjoying the fact that we don’t have that fugly Chevrolet lego anymore. What an eye sore.


badgitman91

Ronaldo was actually just waiting for us to longer be sponsored by Chevrolet before signing for us.


ManicmouseNZ

Big TeamViewer fan that Ronnie


quanski94

Thank god i'm not the only one who hates the Chevy kit. I haven't bought a single United Chevy jersey since the beginning. The TeamViewer looks so much cleaner.


WEASELdaDIESEL

I wish our home kit was a little better just to emphasize how much better than Chevy it is.


rugby_fc

Yeah this kit just looks so "cheap" to me.


NateShaw92

It looks classic to me. As in akin to the old kits. But maybe justbfrom.a point of view where the footage they based it on had the saturation on Channel 4's Utopia levels


rugby_fc

Eh, it misses the mark on going for classic. Something about it just looks 'awkward' in the short sleeve version The white cuff of the sleeves only works on long sleeve versions (it looks much better as a long sleeve top). Looks strange on the short sleeve top as the cuff is too wide to not have a trim


WEASELdaDIESEL

I agree that the red is too red


rugby_fc

Shame, cos they got rid of the ugly Chevvy logo, but it's one of the worst kits we've had in years


HallouItsMi

I would say it's better than all the Chevrolet home kits.


DanksterBoy

I actually enjoyed the 19/20 home kit (the one with the black badge)


rugby_fc

Apart from the logo itself, I'd rank last year, 19/20, 17/18, 15/16 and 14/15 all comfortably better.


HallouItsMi

But the logo is like half of the front of the shirt? Some of the designs without the logos in the other years were better, but the kit as a whole was just Chevrolet FC - the logo completely ruined it. which is why I would never wear it. I like my shirts to look visually good.


hurfery

The TeamViewer box isn't much better. It's the most offensively bland logo anyone could come up with.


Castia10

I think it’s ok. Much better than Chevy.


AlcoholicToddler

I completely agree. The chevy logo looked better than teamviewer imo.


TheMightyHead

Same liked chevy as a sponsor than aig didnt they fuck over all their clients and go bankrupt but hey ronaldo wore it. New kits are underwhelming imho. White blues look like some hipster bs.


safog1

Hah I went and bought an 07/08 3rd kit after he signed for nostalgia. At the time I was a huge Rooney x Tevez fan so I have both their jerseys but no Ronaldo. And no I didn't really burn my Tevez jersey out of spite.


RamRiz1302

Where did you buy ut


safog1

Mods might get annoyed, but brfans.com


NateShaw92

It is gonna feel so weird seeing him without the 2000s tv grain kinda thing.


Audioboxer87

TeamViewer right now: "Told you it was fucking worth beating everyone else to the Man Utd sponsorship" It was lads, it was.


ProfessorBeer

TeamViewer marketing chief just got a healthy bonus. Chevy marketing chief is trying to make sure the CEO doesn’t see any Man Utd news for at least 2 years.


Dragonmasta1994

The dude who brokered the deal for Chevy got fired because the deal was so bad for them 😂


TheRagingDesert

plus didnt they pull from the european or british market just after the deal was signed


Savage9645

Yeah they did. Honestly that isn't ideal but not as bad as it sounds since United is watched and have kits sold all around the world so the UK is a teeny tiny slice of Chevy's market.


callmelampshade

I think their problem was the players refused to drive the cars lol.


Spoof2020

The week after


LordofPortugal

The logo was just too big


emtheory09

And too colorful.


Spoof2020

He was fired within hours


Sneckster

Scammers are loving this


IrnBroski

Lol ronaldo just legitimised their entire operation


cussyandrew

TV has actually disabled a lot of options that made it easy to scam people. Scammers have moved to anydesk and other stuff. Edit: source, watch many scam baiting vids on YT.


Sneckster

That is true, TV does crack down a lot more. Source: watched too many scam baiting videos lol


MeliodasRebirth

Reverse Chevrolet


rjvV94

Bruno doing additional PR work. Taking United jerseys to Portugal, clicking pictures and uploading on the website. Edit: All while singing ‘Viva Ronaldo’ non stop.


Big_Cee747

Hahahah this is funny. Could actually see Bruno volunteering to do this, the mad lad.


jonwinslol

I can imagine him working on a shit laptop and getting mad at it while taking ages to upload hahahah


1sttimeverbaldiarrhe

"This will be a meme for sure."


ionised

Rendered perfectly. For sure. For sure.


RockstarAssassin

And doing random SIIUUUUU infront of Cancelo and Bernardo's rooms at late nights trolling them


Technical-Morning-35

He’s beautiful


Hits_and_the_Mrs

clearly hadn't sorted the number situation when these were taken haha


its-a-real-name

Or trying to drag it out haha


Hits_and_the_Mrs

the shirts a little baggy so won't be a player shirt, probably picked up from a local Adidas rep or something and wouldn't wanna risk a leak and it'll have been taken a lot earlier in the day haha Imagine they just said yep he's 7 and the Premier League were cunts haha


its-a-real-name

Maybe it’s his own shirt he already had with Bailly 3 on the back.


Hits_and_the_Mrs

I could understand why, bet he can't wait to meet him


alphaQ314

This is the only plausible explanation.


Clark-Kent

Why would he take it out of the packaging, depreciated value


Electronic__Farts

It is a player issue shirt you can tell from the cut at the bottom being curved and the badge isn’t stitched on a template it’s plastic heat applied


[deleted]

hell of a spot, didn't even know their was any real difference between the player shirts and replica shirts rather than probably a more breathable material


Hits_and_the_Mrs

know what, I always had it in my head that he wore a really tight shirt. I just looked it up and he really doesn't haha


LocoRocoo

The fact they’ve not announced it makes me think they’re trying to get 7


Hits_and_the_Mrs

100% they're up to something, every second we don't know is time taken away from people purchasing shirts and merch haha


WhipYourDakOut

You’d be nuts to think they wouldn’t exhaust everything to get him in the 7


passionatelycurious2

Cavani to get 21 and bring us title number 21, Ronaldo to get 7 and bring us 7 more trophies over the next 3 years


[deleted]

Cavani gets 21 because he's 3 times better 😁


WAITINGFORMYCOOKIE

Whats up with downvotes lol.. this was obviously a joke smh..


DistrictFearless

It’s not really funny though is it


stringsandthings3

God it's surreal to look at these


its-a-real-name

I’m sure TeamViewer will be sending an extra tin of biscuits to Carrington and United HQ at Christmas for all of this.


djlofi

Easily give us access to Man Shittys computers.


Bacon_Boobies

He looks chuffed. Still can’t believe he’s back tbh


Bacon_Boobies

I don’t think United will say anything about his number until the Newcastle game where he walks out with the 7 jersey and everyone goes bonkers


j0hanSE

You think they gonna miss out like 11 days of sales of shirt. This is because FA/PL havent answered yet about if he's allowed to take 7 and cav goes with 21.


Bacon_Boobies

Yeah I didn’t think about that tbh but they’ve probably already sold loads of Ronaldo 7 shirts anyway lol


Pelanty21

Announcer: Number Six, Paul Pogba 70,000+ cheers Announcer: Number SEVEN... Silence Announcer: SIUUUUUUUU 70,000+ go wild


[deleted]

They will announce Ronaldo's name last regardless of what number he is wearing.


Rreknhojekul

How likely is it he gets the number 7 shirt? I spunked 80 quid on a Ronaldo 7 kit last night and I am worried I may have been a bit hasty…


Sharp-Engineer3329

Even if he doesn’t take the 7 (unlikely) you won’t look strange in any way with a new shirt, his name and 7 on the back anyway bud.


Jaychel31

Yeah I’ve seen a lot of people saying they’re getting 7 on the back regardless of what his number is


Beercules1993

I'm one of those. It does seem to be lining up well so that EC gets 21 and CR gets 7 so it might work out anyway, but regardless of CR's actual number I was gonna rep the 7. ​ His name with anything but 7 is just... Wrong


its-a-real-name

Yeah. Messi’s 30 at PSG looks weird enough but at least his was already double digit and just one number swapped. Ronaldo being 28 or 37 or pretty much anything would have been weird.


Pelanty21

Remember CR9 during his first year at Madrid, before Raul left? https://www.givemesport.com/1655530-cristiano-ronaldo-never-forget-his-real-madrid-season-as-cr9


b_nick

Dan James has gone. Number 21 is vacant. Cavani wears 21 for Uruguay. It’s all coming together.


glorious_albus

So DJ was just a sacrifice so Ronaldo could get the #7? :(


b_nick

"The hardest choices require the strongest wills.”


TrajanOptimus117

I read that there is no issue with Cavani, he's happy for Ronaldo to have 7, but since Cavani is already registered with that number it can't be changed unless he leaves per Premier League rules.


GlockWan

Yeah this all sits with the league, they’ve requested the number changes but it’s wether they make these exceptions for utd in this case


Decky86

Nah you are safe as his goalscoring record.


pyroSeven

I have Cantona 7 printed on a 2010/11 shirt. No big deal buddy, they played with that number, doesn’t matter which year it is.


Castia10

Gonna get Ronaldo 7 regardless bud


netherworldite

Eh he'll be number 7 next year... in next year's kit lol


Ghostface1357

He’s 100% getting it. Cavani changed his Instagram from “Cavani 7” to “Cavani 21”. Edit: I was mistaken.


mablox

It was cavani21 all along


Ghostface1357

It was? I swear it’s been 7? I know 21 is his international number but I guess I’m wrong. What an idiot I am lol.


mablox

Haha no worries, ive seen this comment 4 times already last couple of days so u ain’t the only one


RedDevilCR7

It has always been Cavani21 as its his international number


thphnts

I don’t know why, but this makes it feel even less real? Like, we’ve spent over a decade seeing him mocked up in kits since he left, and now he’s finally in one I am questioning reality.


ProfessorBeer

I won’t believe it for a while. It’s still mind boggling to me that Maguire’s been around for 2 years.


culegflori

The photos are compressed to all hell, I don't understand why. I'm watching on a desktop monitor and the artifacts are quite visible.


[deleted]

It is Bruno snapping on his iPhone sending it back to England trough Whatsapp


thphnts

United don’t really ever put out the highest quality photos.


culegflori

Ironically those on Twitter are at a better quality than those on the website. Strange stuff.


Prams35

A part of me still thinks this is ready good photoshop..


longsharks

same my friend


CheeseKottuBandito

Red suits him! Always have been.


hand_land_27

Dreams can't be buy


WiseOldSeoul

He’s getting leaner, guessing that’s to stay agile and mobile as he gets older?


Pedantic_Pat

Think he said years ago his plan was to drop muscle weight to maintain speed


boringestnickname

There's an insane level of focus and work ethic behind a statement like that. Insane.


longsharks

yes, I notice this as well, much leaner than his Real Madrid days


Lingard

Red is his colour.


Gbuchanan1

You know I’m starting to think this isn’t just a dream


cjcfman

I still ain't believing shit until I see him coming out the tunnel at OT


freshsalsadip

Turn around for me Ronnie baby


[deleted]

Lemmme see that dump truck tho cristi 😩


2sinkz

Signing is subject to a permit for that wagon


braddf96

Imagine seeing this picture a week ago, absolutely ridiculous that this is even happening


pyroSeven

I’d probably just skip the pics as it’s one of thousands of photoshops floating around.


SomeIrishFiend

GIVE US HIS NUMBER


Pedantic_Pat

6 pictures eh? .........


JuicyJaKrispy

I kept scrolling for like 10mins just admiring before realizing they were all the same pics over and over again


MajorSnowMilk

https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/mens-health/what-should-i-do-if-my-erection-will-not-go-down/


ProfessorBeer

Good luck my friend


yungfinnigus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7P247rfrw&ab_channel=TeamCoco


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kungfulaflame

i honestly feel like i’ve stepped into an alternate universe seeing these pictures


El_McGrifty

He’s here and he’s perfect.


Lpurchase

Needed some wank material for this evening. Thanks manutd.com


pmmerandom

Stupid sexy Ronaldo


agumon424

Teamviewer hitting the jackpot.


AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens

Oh fuck he’s gorgeous


[deleted]

I came.


mamic_

Since I’ve been seeing these types of pictures since he left us, I won’t believe this until he walks out on OT and scores a hat-trick against Newcastle.


Dragonmasta1994

A first-half perfect hat-trick at that. Newcastle's defence has been shambolic for years.


Aceboogie0117

NSFW tag please


Pedantic_Pat

Hi


BladeSmithJerry

Ok... Now I'm fucking excited.


huehuehuehuehuu

TeamViewer got a pretty good deal


azlanghassang

is this real life?


cdbriggs

I refuse to believe these are real


Hits_and_the_Mrs

Whomever greenlit the Team Viewer deal on their end has probably been given the most almighty raise.


praxxiskipsis

Things you love to see


Decky86

That font on the back of the cup kits is so damn good.


j0hanSE

FA/PL is so slow around this matter.


FeverythingLnothing

I still can't believe this is happening lmao I really hope he isn't a disappointment


Buffythedragonslayer

😍 this just feels right


RedDevWar

We want them full sleeves


captaincanada84

I legitimately never expected to see Ronaldo back in a United jersey after he left.


RockstarAssassin

Give him full sleeves!! Half the magic he has is in full sleeves shirt!


Barry987

Doesn't look fit.... /s


RedDevilCR7

I still can't believe this.


sickfuckinpuppies

when i saw that photo of him pointing at me i almost fainted <3


unmasteredDub

This is fuckin awesome man


ohsweetcheeks

Show the back you cowards.


tyrantnitar

Team viewer era >> chevrolet era


Raintrooper7

https://i.imgflip.com/5lgbtv.jpg


Herobrinedanny

nsfw because i came when i looked at this


Benphyre

Red is still the best color for Ronnie


Charlie_Yu

Reveal the number mate I need to buy a shirt


[deleted]

Cant believe he waited all these years for them to remove the Chevrolet logo before he came back


RossChickenTendies

Thank God for the NSFW tag


neclov

NSFW because rapists aren't safe for work.


monnii99

I honestly feel a bit torn about this transfer. He's a great player that will give me much entertainment and raise the quality of the club I love, but also a fucking rapist. That's such a mix of emotions, I have no idea how to deal with it.


L__K

Like a glove.


Nezell

It just feels right...


cianw050

Guys I wanna buy the jersey but don’t wanna get wrong number


pyroSeven

Who cares? He played for us in number 7, won’t look out place at all.


rashfordsaltyballs

nice. do we have the kit in long sleeves?


TheRedWizard17

It’s like my childhood again.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dragonmasta1994

Always FTFY


oznrobie

What a beautiful man. No homo. Or homo, I don’t even know anymore.


arduous_raven

I still can't believe that these are official photos and not something that was photoshopped. I can't imagine the atmosphere when we are going to play Newcastle, OT will erupt in an instant.


jkuip

so he's taking 7 right?


TheWelshOne83

I still can't fathom it, it still doesn't feel realn and I keep thinking it's dream.


izyasor1

Does Manutd store deliver to Pakistan?


Typical_Samaritan

Yeah, I smiled. You wanna fight about it?


Lick-my-testicles

TeamViewer hit jackpot


PeriliousKnight

Ronaldo is Nike but keeps getting signed to Adidas teams


namvu1990

I bet Portugal match this weekend will have lots of watch lel


khanart1st

Tears in my eyes. Can’t believe this isn’t photoshop


HSRXX

Anyone else also have a semi?


deepit6431

It still doesn't seem real. I've dreamed of this for so long I can't believe it actually happened.


catu91

Surreal


MrNiceDude

He looks good in red


Thund3rL1ghtning

NSFW: Is the picture really that sexy? I'm scared to look