https://preview.redd.it/s5l4ge8mkjoa1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=f604efd4f59f34cb813f1ee93a78daf787894bf5 Suck on that mili 🤨

i love the relationship carlo has with the players

"He's incredible but he looks like a canned sardine" The equivalent of what he said

The last part 😭😭😭

It’s like, why you got to do that to him bro? Imagine your boss just calls you ugly- would def be weird 😂

I think it's common for everyone at RMCF to troll each other, recently I can't remember who congratulated Courtois for his assist to Liverpool. Kroos also once replied to Lucas Vázquez who was awarding a signed shirt by saying "who would want that?"

That was Ceballos on Tibo's insta post. That was hilarious

Kroos also once commented on one of Alaba's IG fashion posts with "grandfather slippers" or something like that

Yea I’ve seen them on yt lol. One of them will make a stupid joke followed by wheezing laughter frm everyone else. It’s nice

In Spain and many Spanish speaking countries it's quite normal to troll your friends, family and even strangers you've just met.

No of course, I was also just joking haha

Maybe he wants him to be pissed off and hungry to prove him wrong. Part of the master plan. Like how they keep the Marines pissed off

Nah man

Eder has mad rizz though 😤

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fuck you

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I appreciate that you edited the numbers to make it more accurate

Ah cool

He did our boy dirty 🤨

Every coach is saying this about their CB now 😭

Maybe. But El Mister is the only one that is right

Don't know maybe it's just me but the last part feels like a subtle fuck you to Liverpool fans who are van dick worshippers.

The last line was uncalled for Carlo💀

I’m guessing that was just some friendly banter😂

Militao is really good I’m happy we have him but my favorite defender duo was Ramos Pepe my God how good they were and so confident amazing leadership both

And the amount of cards..

Lol

I haven’t missed more than a handful of games this season and I’d say he’s actually been very focused this season although this criticism is something I would have said of him a couple seasons ago. For me Militao is the best CB in the world right now he’s incredible

No Homeaux but I think Militao is the handsomest defender we got ever since Ramos left 🤷‍♂️

Nacho

Idk man I think it would be Lord Rizzquez

No Homeaux has me rolling lmao

He is, and he oozes swagger too, I bet that's why Carlo made this specific jab.

I mean no homo, but Alaba is one handsome mofo

nonononononono guys it’s vallejo, he’s the most handsomest mofo

Don Carlo is just funny 😄

It’s true tho sometimes he’s in LaLa land and he’s ain’t handsome. Nothing but truth from Carlo

Jake-That guy? He isn't even that handsome.. Terry- He's a world famous footballer. He pulls Jake, He pulls.

He did our boy Eder dirty 😭

He will improve. He can do better with a different hairstyle.

And a different face too tbh.

I remember that clip of Carlo asking Militao to sit next to him and discuss tactics. He has an awesome relationship with the players no doubt.

You got to love Carlo

Absolutely spot on. Unfortunate he loses focus a lot

Dude Militao can pull tho! Haha best CB in the world no doubt 😎🔥

💀💀🤣

I remember that clip of Carlo asking Militao to sit next to him and discuss tactics. He has an awesome relationship with the players no doubt.

It’s true

I mean the best can in the world part

Damn. Ancelotti was a Karoline Lima stan…

I think Militao is among the most handsome in the club. Maybe only Rodrygo, Marco, Camavinga and maybe Kroos, is he handsome?