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Thought this would also be relevant here. From r/facepalm

Thought this would also be relevant here. From r/facepalm

Over_Spilled_Ink

Sounds like we're celebrating Jesus' baby penis


PastorBlinky

That was already a thing in Christianity https://www.cracked.com/article_20719_5-hilariously-perverse-trends-you-missed-in-famous-artwork.html http://www.didyouknow.it/arts-culture/penis-of-jesus/


RainbowMoonstones

Don't forget baby Jesus's foreskins! There's [a bunch of them](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce) from all the baby Jesi out there. Also makes a great swear, "Holy prepuce, Batman!".


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DerekSmallsCourgette

That is one kind of a “gift giving festival”


doomrabbit

/r/suspiciousquotes


MattWolf96

Sounds like they want a war on Halloween.


MutationIsMagic

As opposed to All Saints Day and All Souls Day. But dipshit American Protestants totes invented Christianity so those days aren't real.


Tchaik748

Ahh but those are *too Catholic*


RainbowMoonstones

>Q: I want to participate in this initiative. Do I have to wear a white top on October 31st? >A: Feel free to wear whatever you are comfortable with as long as it is consistent with the message of Jesus you are spreading. Hell yeah! My Jesus is all about body positivity and being comfortable so hand out them little Bibles while wearing a bikini or whatever else you're comfortable in!


ndetro

I want to be zombie Jesus.


AratheDyith

Btw click on the actual photo, you can't see all of it.


dontwannacare

For Halloween my drama teacher made all the kids go door knocking and give candy and memory verses to the parents. And no we didn’t get any candy for doing that. Every time we knocked on the door they’d try to give us candy. We had to refuse, and when we gave them candy, every time their face looked like “wtf?”