Thought this would also be relevant here. From r/facepalm
By - AratheDyith
Sounds like we're celebrating Jesus' baby penis
That was already a thing in Christianity
Don't forget baby Jesus's foreskins! There's [a bunch of them](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce) from all the baby Jesi out there.
Also makes a great swear, "Holy prepuce, Batman!".
>The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium), is one of several relics attributed to Jesus, a product of the circumcision of Jesus. At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess Jesus's foreskin, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it.
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That is one kind of a “gift giving festival”
Sounds like they want a war on Halloween.
As opposed to All Saints Day and All Souls Day. But dipshit American Protestants totes invented Christianity so those days aren't real.
Ahh but those are *too Catholic*
>Q: I want to participate in this initiative. Do I have to wear a white top on October 31st?
>A: Feel free to wear whatever you are comfortable with as long as it is consistent with the message of Jesus you are spreading.
Hell yeah! My Jesus is all about body positivity and being comfortable so hand out them little Bibles while wearing a bikini or whatever else you're comfortable in!
I want to be zombie Jesus.
Btw click on the actual photo, you can't see all of it.
For Halloween my drama teacher made all the kids go door knocking and give candy and memory verses to the parents. And no we didn’t get any candy for doing that.
Every time we knocked on the door they’d try to give us candy. We had to refuse, and when we gave them candy, every time their face looked like “wtf?”