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"Rockerang"
"It deals 2 damage (flat, no roll) to a target. It never misses its target. The moment it touches the ground, it teleports back to the person to tossed it".
Is this an effective way to get players? I've never played DnD before as none of my friends do so does this work?
https://preview.redd.it/qc2mma3pwcra1.png?width=910&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=54a540b2b2f87ff45444b77ed1b3d6031739fec7
A Tonberry is a monster from final fantasy that does additional damage for every creature your character has killed potentially one shotting your characters.
Also funny lizard man with a knife
Honestly, that sounds like a cool RP opportunity. A patron that grants almost unlimited magical power, but refuses to allow the recipient a moment's rest.
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Are you a good DM?
no?
Why aren't you editing the question?
Found the Chaotic Evil
Fuckin legend
This wins
When was the last time you've cracked open any of the books (digital rules count)?
Actually, I've never done that
With the state of WOTC this is acceptable.
Honestly, fuck wotc to hell and beyond, I'm using wikis and never giving them a cent
Unironically me neither Who needs to when there are online compendiums with content from all books?
>(digital rules count)
Do you like stealing your player's snacks?
\*Unrepentant evil cackling\*
There's no way this is edited
It is. I originally asked what type of villains they liked running.
Don't you mean snackling
I mean... what are they there for if not for the dm
How would you evaluate whether a dragon's dick is small, average, or large using scientific analysis
I ask myself, "Would a bard make a song about it?"
Hot damn, that one was good!
That's what the bard said.
A-ring-ding-ding-ring-ding-ding-ding-a-ling
BRO that doesn't even look bad it's just an amazing answer to a question. I'm putting that in my back pocket for later.
I find it funny when somebody used y=mx+b and technically they were right because it was in fact linear.
What is your policy on the characters a child brings to a table?
They're only good when being sacrificed to the plot
Amazing
Accurate divinity orginal sin 2 gameplay
What is your answere when a player asks for an npc name?
Random gibberish that sounds right usually.
I mean, is this even edited?
Thats honestly exactly what I do😂
My players loved King Rununmunun (I added more uns every time)
What’s a mindflayer?
33% of 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT
YES, INDEED
Is that one kobold, or one third taken from 3 different kobolds?
Just the legs of each kobolds
It's kobolds all the way down
What spells are banned at your table?
Magic Missle
Lmao man didn’t feel the need to edit
How many players have you physically assaulted
4 players
I see
I had to man, they didn't bring snacks.
Understandable have a nice day
NTA, Good master
What's the best thing a DM can do?
Arbitrarily change things about the PCs
They didn't know how to make proper characters anyway
Show those players who is boss. This isn't a game for fun. You are here to win damnit.
In it to win it!
I the big DM am are winning again! I'm the greatest!
in what condition should your players never be?
happy and healthy
Arent we all?
What monster is good to throw at a level 1 party?
CR 14 Ice Devil
Plot twist: they literally throw an Ice Devil on top of the party. The devil politely excuses themselves for the incident and gives them a coupon
I’m stealing this
Me: "WTF would an Ice Devil have a coupon for?" Wife: "Snow cones. Duh!"
Cornugon coupon!
😂
Will you ever stop killing the partys pet?
Never
Do you support the make-a-wish foundation?
Only if there is potential to turn the wish into a time-travel arc.
Not gonna lie, I like the idea of a liter mawf in dnd
So is there any way for players to earn magic items in character or do they just have to bring snacks to the session?
Nope, only bribes
bearers of orange creme soda get vorpal swords
SwordS? Plural?
4, Grievous style!
Well, hello there then!
What would you give your players as a late game magic item?
An exceptional rock
Don't mind me, just stealing this idea
"Rockerang" "It deals 2 damage (flat, no roll) to a target. It never misses its target. The moment it touches the ground, it teleports back to the person to tossed it".
https://preview.redd.it/n4u5mqx5qdra1.png?width=676&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=43096d83d1f8c431e1c59ec23cf8a7b10991594d
Are the players allowed to check the rules on their own if they think your ruling on something doesn't sound right?
No, that nonsense is permabanned
Amen
Good
How long was your description of the BBEG’s genitals?
3 paragraphs
Still not as much as George R. R. Martin...
As a DM, what are usually the last words you say before fading to black?
a tiny ooze
Will you ever repent for the crimes you have committed?
Under the right conditions...
This guy pacts
What would you do if you discovered that one of your players is gay ?
Apply the ban hammer
OH NO
They were playing a Tiefling, we knew
I feel attacked
Too spicy
What's the best way to encourage your players to share loot?
Just ask the players to be selfish
aah, reverse psychology, i like it
How do you feel when your players go out of their way to make getting into the hobby an absolute hell for new players?
I'm super appreciative when they do that
What’s the best way to deal with a problem player?
I dunno, a rock?
An Exceptional Rock.
Do you ban any classes?
Rogue Warlock Bard
Le monstre
Is this an effective way to get players? I've never played DnD before as none of my friends do so does this work? https://preview.redd.it/qc2mma3pwcra1.png?width=910&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=54a540b2b2f87ff45444b77ed1b3d6031739fec7
Only if you have a basement and padlocks to go with it
My trick was a dog. Couple of my players didn't pay attention because they would be petting the dog
What’s the best monster to throw at a party of 4 level 10 murderhobos?
Master Tonberry
Idk what that is so I have no clue how to change my question
A Tonberry is a monster from final fantasy that does additional damage for every creature your character has killed potentially one shotting your characters. Also funny lizard man with a knife
Don't forget the leisurely stroll before ending your whole career with a kitchen knife.
Name of the game stealing dmpc?
What would you tell a player who is crying because their character died in an emotional moment?
Something with the same energy as "Shut your mouth."
They shouldn't have been standing in the way of the crit.
Do you allow coffeelock? Why?
I'd rather make a subplot about a patron abusing it than allow a player to have it.
Wait was this one even edited?
no
I honestly couldnt think of a way to make it worse
You could change it to Whats your opinion on players having pets
Honestly, that sounds like a cool RP opportunity. A patron that grants almost unlimited magical power, but refuses to allow the recipient a moment's rest.
Do you enjoy railroading your players, actively trying to win by creating TPKs, and being a toxic DM in general?
Absolutely
You said to edit it to make you look like a bad DM, enjoy 🙃
Do you use coin weight?
Of course, don't you?
How do you feel about pcs being left out?
It's pretty cool
Would you allow your players to make a magic dildo?
Never enough homebrew magic items
If you were to pick one class to play in real life, which would it be?
Fiend Warlock
Do you ban any die in your games?
d6
No 2d6 1d12 arguments at this table apparently
whats the best weapon?
A man on the inside
That’s right Hercules Mulligan!
A tailor spyin' on the British government. I take their measurements, information, and then I smuggle it.
To my brother's revolutionary covenant. I'm runnin' with the Sons of Liberty and I am lovin' it!
What happens if the players come up with a fun and creative way to solve the problem instead of the way you planned?
Failure
Was your last session good?
Probably not, I'm in-between campaigns rn.
My entire family just died in an explosion, hopefully this comment section can cheer me up
**#FFFFFF**
:(
Isn’t that the hex color id for blank white?
What do you use when a martial rolls a nat 1?
A misfortune table for the perpetrator
Do you support giving a noob part the deck of many things the first chance you get without warning
100%
If a new player joined your group, how would you welcome them to D&D?
Never encountered one, but I think I'd ban them.
What is your go-to for magic bullshittery?
Okay, introduce this phrase into your campaign, "The wizard did it." *The Wizard* is an actual character that the players can find and kill.
What happens when a player forgets to bring snacks?
They stop showing up to game night.
Damn really just gonna merc them huh?
What if your PCs wanted to level up but you wanted to give them a potato? How would you solve this dilemma?
The potato would win
Have you ever banned any classes? If so, which ones?
Wizard Bard Rogue Ranger Fighter Paladin Warlock Monk Druid Sorcerer Barbarian Cleric Why do you ask?
Ah, an artificer-only campaign, sounds intriguing.
Indeed! Finally, Alchemist is a viable option.
What's the most squeamish character concept someone brought to your table that made everyone uncomfortable?
Do you think we should kick problem players off our tables?
Not inherently, you just need a crossbow
What is the optimal way to keep players on the plot?
That's called railroading
How much gold should a DM give to the players after a long journey?
**#000000**
What do you consider it when one of your players tells you to stop eating their dice?
Suggestion
\*crunch\*
How long do you spend in bbeg monologues that your players aren’t allowed to interrupt
2-4 hours
Who did you include as the BBEG in your campaign?
Your mother
I appreciate you
Do you let your players choose any other race than human?
what is your favourite class and race from dnd?
So what do you think about introducing the Murderhobo archetype of player into campaigns? Even in more roleplay based campaigns.
It's a bed for chaos and I love it.
What is your favorite story from DMing a game?
The druid got polymorphed into a giant shark and had to fight off another giant shark while a crazy old lady collected treasure from a shipwreck.
I'm betting this question also went unedited.
Do you try to balance your game or just pull the most broken modules from the internet?
What races/classes do you ban on your table if any?