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TEDDY-BAYER-SPEKENIC

I didn't hear much cheering from my house? (1/2 a mile from Dean Court)


Smooth_Ad2145

I still think the missing piece is James Maddison. But we also need another decent DM with creativity.


eclipse_richie

This is turning into a long hangover… don’t mean to be negative but if we want to compete for top 4 and make a fight of it in the final (against Casemiro, Rashford and co…) then everything needs to change. Watching Dan Burn trying to play football is like watching Texas chainsaw massacre. Willock and Longstaff Offer no drive forward and unfortunately Isak and ASM just get bullied off the ball. I really Hope Bruno is able to add several gears to the team because at the moment the midfield + attack seem to have no fight or ideas in them, with exception of Gordon and Big Jo. On a bright note, Botman, Schar and Pope are mountains.


clvgn_

ASM looked like there was nothing wrong with how he landed. His knees were bending and everything. I think he just wanted out, look like he gave up. I was shocked at how horrendous Isak was, everyone who’s been saying to drop Wilson will be begging for him next week against Liverpool. Gordon was the only one who showed a bit of bite. In hindsight, yes as an overall the club is in a better place than previous years, but performances like that deserve criticism. Gonna need a massive shift to get anything against Liverpool next week.


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Isak doesn't look like a number 9 tbh But I don't really know where else he's supposed to play


SKULL1138

Yeah they deserve criticism today because almost all the players looked off it. But it really was all of them today, thought Gordon did well also considering he had to cover midfield to begin with. He could be in contention ahead of Saint against Liverpool, though it depends if Willock is still out also I guess?


Sp00fa

I don’t think it’s a case of intensity has the players burnt out, I think it’s more a case of teams are dropping deep closing out the right, when ASM is playing they let him drift and just stand off him and let him run himself out of an attacking threat, individually there’s a lack of quality to make something happen bar a few, so if teams sit deep and hit on the counter they’re looking likely to nick a goal or a draw, if we’re gonna keep playing the same we need to come out the blocks and get an early goal so they have to chase the game and open themselves up


Squizza

Yes we've had a bad 2023 compared to 2022, momentum can only carry you so far. Still much prefer to current circumstances than watching 11 behind the ball and hope we win in injury time from a set piece. Maybe we really are further ahead of where they planned for us to be. This is obviously not the squad you'd expect for a CL team.


moinmoin21

Only bright spark is that Gordon is showing flashes of what he could do. He went quiet but livened up when ASM went off and Anderson came on. I think he’ll do well with Bruno back. Looks to move fast and a lot of his passes have purpose to get us into attacking positions. Midfield looked incredibly flat. Bournemouth beat us to every loose ball. We need to find a formula to break teams down and create more through the centre.


Dysphoric_Reverence

Some of those performances today would have even been bad in the worst Souness/Allerdyce/Pardew/Kinnear/McClaren/Bruce teams. Absoloutely fucking awful. I'd say drop some of them, but we either have no quality on the bench, or no players in the squad capable of replacing them. I think Ashworth/Nickson have made a huge mistake letting Wood and Shelvey go, and I'd love to be able to give Eddie a penny for his true thoughts on it. Gordon looks good, but surely it would have made more sense to leave his signing until the end of the season and not risk unravelling our excellent form by not buying a midfielder? I don't think Eddie's under any pressure, but if this form continues and we end up missing out on any sort of success, then I think questions should be asked of Ashworth and Nickson as to why they've left us so depleted in our most important areas. Was the £25m+ we got for Wood and Shelvey really worth missing out on top 4 and a league cup (if we do in fact miss out on both)?


SkyeOfficial

Jesus christ this unhinged shit has to be trolling


SKULL1138

Pish today, simple as that. Didn’t deserve anything so take the point and run.


ContributionNo4734

Will take a draw but only because we didn't even deserve even that much. Every department needs improvement at the moment, really feels like we've lost the physicality we had earlier on this season. Doesn't seem like we are trying to win the ball back well enough or fight for it in the box. Not every cross will be picture perfect but you got to try more to get on the end of things. We were always going to hit a blip at some point but now with the cup final on the horizon is not the right time for it.


dnbmerchant

Missed half the game who's injured ?


SKULL1138

Willock and maybe Almiron, Maybe Saint


dnbmerchant

Fs. Fingers crossed they're back for the final man


proud_geordie

Man, I'm just tired of Tripiper's shitty corners. We don't dictate the game like we used to and we have an improved squad. I don't know what's happening. I'm sure Eddie will find something. Hope ASM is fine, he was great today.


hooves1984

Thank you!!! Re Trippier. Mostly great on the pitch, but every single corner results in no goal. I've been saying it for months.


Zorbles

Fr, yet most non Newcastle fans have him in their team of the season. His delivery has been pretty awful for 7-8 games now.


iSparkOut

Pretty low bar for “great” by your metric.


proud_geordie

Well, he tried that solo magic when nothing else worked. He tried to do something, you can't deny his effort. The pass before our goal was good too. He's constantly getting better. Yeah, not great like in world class great, but great compared to the rest of the team. I think he can be more dangerous with a bit more freedom.


AdhesivenessSilver52

Balance of the team was way off tonight, ASM and Burn have a worse relationship that me and me first love. She slept with my best mate.


Puzzled_Ordinary_623

Kind of him to help out!


AdhesivenessSilver52

She always did have an eye for a Longstaff


AimeLeonDon1

Poor performance. We’ve dropped 4 points. Should be level with City and 6 clear of 5th with a game in hand, these are the games that will cost us a top 4 place. Worrying going in to the final, we’ll get hammered playing like that. Should have signed a CM in the window. Letting shelvey go without a body was always going to be a big risk. Willock injured and Bruno out, ASM injured, Wilson injured again. Looking bare.


Frogblood

Not going to get CL this season if we miss opptunities like this. We are so poor without Bruno, lots of energy expended with nothing really created. Probably the worst game isak has had for us, clearly not fit.


SKULL1138

Only saving grace is that Spurs got smashed off Leicester


Kyokugennn

4 points behind City? I know they have a game in hand but still I'll take that any day!


mayosarnie

Cannot believe we’re top 4 and two weeks away from a final, yet people want to complain. We’re more than the sum of our parts and massively overachieving. Enjoy. The. Moment. Everyone would’ve been over the moon with top 6 before the season started, and even that was the a push. Yeah, it’s frustrating, but get some perspective. PL titles and CL football is clearly on the horizon. Where were city this time after their takeover?


iSparkOut

Every right to complain about individual performances - and it’s possible to do that while also seeing the bigger picture. We’re clearly on a journey, but based off recent performances, players like Longstaff, Burn (at LB), ASM are clearly short term solutions to our longer term ambitions.


jwuer

Are we not allowed to be frustrated with constant draws against the bottom of the league?


Puzzled_Ordinary_623

I do get your point and we are doing fantastically but I think its okay to get upset with a result/a game - thats a big part of being a fan


Puzzled_Ordinary_623

+Bournemouth are 19th - everyone would be upset if they drew to them


mayosarnie

But we didn’t. It’s Eddie’s old club and they had to win. There are intangible factors. Annoying, yes. Not enough to justify some of these comments.


Puzzled_Ordinary_623

Yeah that is very fair! Meant to write draw but im drunk and dyslexic!


mayosarnie

We’re being far too reasonable and forgiving for a Reddit thread!


Puzzled_Ordinary_623

That is true haha - honestly i have loved every moment of this season i dont think we will ever have a better one, to go from 19th pre Eddie to where we are now is ridiculous. To only lose one game is unreal


mayosarnie

100% agree. Hard to convey tone. Just infuriating seeing people wanting Maxi or Burn off the pitch and out the club when they look the wrong way


njclimber5

Bright Spots: Gordon, Isak playing a full 90, ASM at times, Tripps saving a goal on the line. Only one more game without Bruno. Liverpool game at home might get the team firing we'll see.


TheScottishMoscow

The atmosphere against the bin dippers is going to be absolutely stunning. No way will we be forgetting how badly that loss hurt.


Herandar

If any team is owed a smash by us, it is Liverpool.


melody-calling

Longstaff looked solid again


Sepoy_Giles

Very poor. Anderson should have come on sooner, he looked good. Everyone seems to be afraid to shoot though.


iSparkOut

Please nobody spout the “if you can’t win, don’t lose” line… it’s getting boring.


madra1050

Should not have sold Shelvey


jamescoates85

Hate being pessimistic especially when we are finally going in the right direction but we deserved to lose that game and we will be absolutely dominated by Liverpool & Man Utd


melody-calling

It will be a different game against those two. Newcastle will be a bit more dynamic in attack rather than playing more patiently as Newcastle probably won’t dominate possession as much


JustAnAveragePanda

I still dont think he is fit anyway. Cant believe there was nobody was could loan for 6 months though


magpietribe

Liverpool are equally woeful. It might not one for the ages


TheRainbowWing

That was bad. Not sure where we go from here, we just cannot get wins. Eddie has to change something.


nowtheturntables

When you play that bad and pick up points, you're a quality team. Disappointing but we're still far beyond anything we could have expected at the start of the season


Raiinaz

That was fucking disgusting to watch. Injuries galore. Joelinton yellow. Burn got found out. DRAWCASTLE.


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Good job we got the league's worst form team next weekend.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Ah well at least we're not Tottenham


-RandomGeordie

Considering how we played a point is a good result, but we should be winning games against these sorts of sides.


JonnyArtois

Shit transfer window harming us as expected.


coldbeers

Too many draws. Too thin squad. Too fast too soon.


jwuer

The club didn't want to spend the necessary $ this summer for Champions League so we just simply didn't strengthen the squad in Jan to get there.


JonnyArtois

Dropped points in 4/5 games against 4 of the worst teams in form. We've been shit for weeks.


jwuer

Careful mate, you'll get all the comments about how we should be greatful because of where we are vs last year. And I get it, but the draws against many of these sides would have been unacceptable last season too. It's not like we are drawing against major competition, drawing against the bottom half of the league so much is unacceptable imo regardless of the massive improvement


Gloomy-Bumblebee-675

Disheartening watching so many draws, but just remember where we’ve been as a club. Nothing can compare to some of the shite we’ve put up with. Keep the faith, the wins will come again!


MurkyPerspective767

Points shared, still better than a loss.


abandonyourmemes

Need Burn moved from LB yesterday


SheSaid09

Who comes in with Targett injured? This subreddit was ready to lynch Jamal Lewis after 10 minutes of the Sheffield W. game so not him obviously.


simplytom_1

Time for Dummettinho


fwapfwapfwap

Well that was fucking shit. Bit if perspective needed though. We still massively over achieving this season.


KingOfTheQuinn

We are drawcastle ✍️


Erestyn

Well, no dressing room picture today.


Colm198

First time since the take over I don't want to see one. Reality check today. A lot done a lot more to do. Pool n City next.


Erestyn

Worrying, isn't it? We need to try something different. We looked a lot better moving into a 4-2-3-1, but in the second half we seemed to lose our shape. Actually thought Gordon and Murphy on the left and right would have gave us a bit more attacking impetus, but alas...


CuriousJeorge1

MIGGY TO THE RESCUE!!


renius

We need someone who has half a clue what to do in the final third man


MidlandsGeordie

I think it’s more a midfield issue… no creativity, no forward passing. It went from defenders to strikers… nobody is linking in the middle


Rasmussenthe3rd

We are on a shit run of form. But we aren't getting beat. Counts for something.


No-Village7980

Just can't seem to attack properly, too many shit crosses,


Cultural-Effective17

It's funny, when wood was playing earlier in the year, it looked like we were doing everything possible to not cross the ball


MiguelAlmiron

Championship players all over the place.


Its_just_a_potato

Vote this down as much as you like but that was fucking dog shit


AimeLeonDon1

It was poor. Been poor last few games now.


BenDonDon

Nothing to vote down. That was dire


ThatBoyConk

I think Elliot has a big future, but not being strong in the box and a dumbass offside call proves he ISNT ready for a PL start. Should have loaned him if we brought in a CM


CuriousJeorge1

Can’t agree more


churchill1992

Eddie looking pissed and rightfully so


ukchris

At least we didn't draw and spend a fraction of a billion in the window, but ffs we really needed a couple players in.


jonkman13

17 games unbeaten at least


RandomizID

Targett please comeback faster than ever.


lyingtattooist

Kings of the Draw! Better than a loss, again!


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SheSaid09

Wtf? Who has a plan B for their star player being missing?


BenDonDon

We miss Bruno on the ball in the middle so much. We have been so sloppy. Dan burn has been terrible tonight aswell. Really frustrating


AimeLeonDon1

Start of the season our set pieces were really creative and caused problems, shite since.


Optras

I was racking my brain trying to think of the last set piece goal. October?


domuru7722

We need a LB that is comfortable providing support to whoever is on the left. Burn kills any moves down that side


BenDonDon

Constantly turns back or plays a shocking ball to the opposition.


domuru7722

Either that or puts a teammate under too much pressure without offering an option for a return pass


JonnyArtois

Stupid cunts being offside there, absolutely brainless.


nrim

So sloppy


[deleted]

Offside ffs a 10 year old would’ve made a better pass


JuckshotBones

Embarrassing


CuriousJeorge1

Thoughts on Isak today? I think today wasn’t so great for him today….


paulo77777

Think he will be a great player for us. Give him time.


CuriousJeorge1

Oh yeah 100%. I didn’t mean to say anything about his future with us but he just wasn’t there today. Well, the whole team wasn’t.


Saint_Kraken

Knocked off the ball far too easy, reckon he needs to hit the gym a bit more


Scott_OSRS

Thought he was terrible, got shrugged off the ball every time he had it


musicmast

It wasn’t so great for anyone tbh


ShootTillYouMiss

Christ.


HotGeordieNights

We’re on an awful run of form


chootchootchoot

It’s wild how far we’ve come. An awful run of form includes an unbeaten streak. We would have lost all of those under the previous manager and owner


dkclimber

Imagine though, that our terrible form is still giving us draws. Bit of light in the darkness.


HotGeordieNights

Agreed


didiandgogo

We haven’t looked great, but it’s tough to call the longest unbeaten run in club history an awful run of form.


HotGeordieNights

Agreed


benc777

If we get top 4 it's going to be a slog for the rest of the season.


augsav

Lucky to get a point. Fucking toothless up front


GallowgateEnd

Seems to be standard post-WC form for Trippier. Wasn't the same player the season after the '18 WC.


iakovouri

Are you kidding? He has been the best player on the pitch


GallowgateEnd

You can both be the best player on the pitch and not as good as you have been.


iakovouri

Aahaaa u got me there mate


jt5493

Dan Burn was far and away the worst player today. We need a LB that can go forward.


Rvnforty

Worst we’ve played all season.


Cultural-Effective17

Also the best Bournemouth have played all season, yet we still took a point


Rvnforty

A very lucky point. We’re a completely different team without Bruno.


Cultural-Effective17

You're not going to remember a lucky point here or there, the way results have went these past couple of weekends, we're dropping points at the right time. If we finish in the European places and win a cup this game isn't even a footnote


MattLaidlow

Piss poor decision making.


picnicofdeath

Fucking shit


ImNOTmethwow

Lazy lazy lazy for that offside fuck me fire.


BenDonDon

This has been an awful watch


NBT498

Our passing has been terrible today, so many wayward attempts


christianpriormusic

It’s been bad for quite a few weeks tbh


RoastBeef14

This club has no clue of where goals are coming from.


prwitchell

We are fantastic defensively. That's the core any top team needs. We will get there, have faith.


naparham10

But our offense is so shit that if we concede just ONE goal we are guaranteed to drop points


naparham10

I.e. clean sheets are the only way we get 3 points.


abandonyourmemes

Really poor game complete lack of quality from all areas


HotGeordieNights

Tripps’ dead balls have been shit for weeks


Zatoichi365

We’ve had no luck, and missing a big player like Bruno you need a bit of luck to give the other players belief. Centre mid has to be where the money goes in the summer.


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Rvnforty

Joker


HotGeordieNights

Something tells me we could have had more help in the window…


simplytom_1

THIS. FUCKING. REF Jesus fucking Christ, what an absolute cunt


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They're all pathetic, utter jobsworth failed parking attendants the lot of them.


jamb1993

We are so shit at set pieces its unbelievable


madra1050

United will smash us if we continue this form


Ajax_Trees

I agree but compulsory downvote for calling Man United ‘United’ I’m afraid


madra1050

Internet points are meaningless


Ajax_Trees

Very true


Pringletache

There’s plenty of time to improve before we play Leeds in May


Cultural-Effective17

There's only one United who matter and they play in black and white


MidlandsGeordie

So will Liverpool next week if we play like this!


GallowgateEnd

We'll smash ourselves?


madra1050

Exactly


different_gravyy

Murphys like a hamster in a wheel, runs around and does nothing


CuriousJeorge1

Jesus Gordon is sliding everywhere with his yellow card. Gave me a fucking heart attack…


danny1876j

Joelinton absolutely seething


OddyseeOfAbe

Gordon has to start on the left going forward


SweatyBadgers

Stinks of us getting a red just to make things worse.


GallowgateEnd

Joey got the ball, terrible by the ref AGAIN


EverybodyhurtsDwight

That's him suspended now right?


BenDonDon

One more I think. Could affect the final too


EverybodyhurtsDwight

Liverpool game is going to be nervy now


BenDonDon

I can’t see him not getting a yellow against them


jonkman13

1 card away


EverybodyhurtsDwight

No way he can play against Liverpool and not get booked


jonkman13

Dunno like, hopefully he won't either way he won't miss the cup final unless it's a red..


JD_Dojima

We just saw Murphinho. That's better than 3 points for me


meganev

Is it possible to decline a corner, cause honestly what's the point in us taking them?


ThirstyTraveler2015

Take the shot, Gordon!!!


Smittx

This is dire. I’m hoping for more from Eddie than “we have to look at the positives”. This needs addressing


nomadichedgehog

I hope Eddie slams these lot for once in post match. They’ve been fucking dreadful tonight.


MidlandsGeordie

They need to hear it!


ChuchoAguacatero

At least we haven’t lost any games with Bruno gone, this is dire


jwuer

All ball, and J7 gets a yellow. Unreal


Erestyn

Challenge *falls over*


HotGeordieNights

One thing I love about Isak is how he always gets a shot off


jknufc

Great challenge from Joelinton don’t know what this ref is on


renius

Right how does he get the ball and a yellow there ?


manageablebits

Another ref trying to teach Joe you can get the ball but still foul..


HotGeordieNights

Because the ball was still through for him to run onto but Joelinton takes him out. It’s a standard call


lyingtattooist

This ref. Give me a fucking break.


FredDibnah87

Last min corner!!!! Goal kick...


melody-calling

Get in the box pope


TitlesSuckAss

What a trash referee


Archon_Silver

Refs been down paddy power for the odds on Newcastle yellows at half time


CuriousJeorge1

Murphy JESUS


Jesotx

This ref is a fuckwad


jonkman13

Man all these "easy" games on paper that we've drawn, proper frustrating...this intensive play style taking its toll. However, still loving the progress


c0nna_

Drawcastle United Football Club - it was a nice start to the season at least


bambler

We drew 5 in a row in the first 7 🤣


c0nna_

And then started smashing everyone?


MattLaidlow

This game has been dire. Rather we play like this now and not against Man U.


ActisBT

We'll have Bruno for the final, don't worry.


BornSlippy1994

We’re a team of giants. We’ve got Trippier. Why are we so shit at set pieces?????


brrlls

Delivery loses pace before it gets in... A reasonable cross with pace is more dangerous than a precisely drifted one A pacey cross just needs a touch to be deflected goalward


naparham10

Trippier has been shit from set pieces for about 2 months.


CuriousJeorge1

Tripod hasn’t been the best with his crosses lately….. Also, THE SHORT CORNERS 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


JD_Dojima

We did not come here to win today. Not one person was up for this


ActisBT

We're not massive atm, we're minuscule.