Sofa king stupid
By - allegroreyees
Hey Bill, you’re termites. There I did it.
He eats little pieces of shit for breakfast
Omg he eats pieces of shit for breakfast?
He also has a mean golf game and looks great in polo shorts.
I came here to do this.
You're termites Bill.
Damnit Bill. Weirdo.
Stop blaming me, you gave that last name!
1 strap? whats holding the tv? gravity?
He really should have his left arm out to hold it down. Then you know it’s not going anywhere.
Lol this reminds me of a great childhood memory. My dad bought a blow up pool, you know those old school rectangle ones? Well after an hour of blowing that shit didn't even look like anything was done.
So we go down to the little gas station that had a free air pump....it's perfect! The pool was inflated 2min later. So we go to drive home it fit pretty well in the bed of the truck but the wind caught it and it flew off into the street...so I'm all like dad ill just sit on it the house is only 2min away. So hes like yeah that will work just don't tell your mom.
It worked. Me and the pool got there safe...mom was in the front yard as we pulled up. I don't remember how long she yelled at us.
I want to know how they got it up there. Those things were heavy as hell. Need to be the Hulk to push that height!
I remember moving one of those into my basement. It took my dad, 2 cousins, a friend and myself to manage it lol
those damn things were heavy, I remember moving one up 2 flights of stairs to an apartment once, got 'er done but man was I sore the next day
squad deep lol
Those old wide screen CRT TVs could easily weigh 200-300 lbs. My parents had a 32" back in the early 2000s and that one weighed at least 180.
"I can't see any cars, therefore there are none"
Call Bill Termites?
He’s a local lawyer. This city and this specific intersection have some of the worst termite infestations in the US.
Does he specialize in serving them millions of tiny teeny lawsuits?
No. Teeny tiny.
Phone number checks out.
Would not an exterminator be better to call than a lawyer if you have termites?
Not if you're trying to sue the termites
Yea I was wondering why I would want an exterminator wearing a suit... makes slightly more sense?? Who is he suing? Typically you only sue people with pockets, preferably deep ones, and I’m pretty sure termites don’t wear pants.
A cease and desist order is pretty serious. I don't think the termites would want an order of contempt.
Good thinking putting it on a steel pole
Maybe he’s trying to change his name
Upvoting for the title alone 👍
Bro, its tied down. Whats the issue?
Can you not see that he can not see?
Hes got that little 3 inch gap at the bottom, he can probably see better than I can driving home when the sun is setting, shining right into my soul.
Bro, bro, bro...
Frankly I would rather call Bill
Upvote for title
Its stimulus season again
Not a great advertisement for the LSU school program right there.
A lot of people are fans of the athletic programs of universities they didn’t attend. I’m going to hazard a guess that this person isn’t college educated.
I'm going to also go on a limb and say you are likely correct.
Geaux Tigers.........all the way to the accident scene
Happy cake day !!
If only Bill could help remove that parasite from the road. Without a windshield though they're likely to remove themselves soon enough.
Bill’s other service is hired hitmen.
His number is 666...
FFS Turn that tv around. Asking for that screen to get fucked up.
good point, fucken rock chips on the tv.... why TF he still using a heavy ass CRT? Sell the loveseat, buy a flat screen, and strap the other piece on the back. \*dusts hands jobsdoone\*
Turn it around? And ruin the periscope system that allows him to see while driving, due to the windshield being covered in sofa?
“Know why I pulled you over?”
Wonder how fucked up that TV screen got by the time he arrived at his destination. I can only hope that with the windscreen that obscured he was driving slowly.
I can't help but feel that between the damage to the car's suspension, damage to the furniture and any potential tickets racked up while performing this stunt it would've been cheaper to just rent a van for the day...
Sofa king we todd ed*
is... that... twine...
How the HELL did they get that TV on top of the car!?!?!
When your bitch kick you out and those are the only things that you had a receipt for.
I applaud the effort here.
99.9% of humans in this situation say “It can’t be done.” And they do not even try.
Then this guy comes around and says “It can be done!”
He truly is an inspiration to people around the world attempting to move sofas with small vehicles.
You forgot the wide screen tv
Omg lol what a hero.
I just thought that was like part of the stupid couch at first lol
The nineties called and want their big screen back.
That tv probably weighs more than the couches.
Used to have a Protege, lasted almost 280000 miles. Solid and reliable cars, but rusts out pretty easily. They were also pretty slow
but gave decent mileage.
Never tried sofa hauling in one though.
Why does bill want to be called termites tho?
Headlights on for safety.
Better Call Bill
Call Bill. termites?
My wife offered two dressers to a work colleague. She and her husband showed up with a borrowed minivan. One dresser fit in the back. They wanted to tie down the other one on top with twine. Twine!
I said “make it in 2 trips”
They refused. I said okay.
The king of my sofa is stupid. He's
*puts on shades**
Sofa King Stupid.
Hes got pla3cea to be..
Probably heading to setup the tailgate. Sofa, big screen TV, probably has a keg sitting shotgun and the sacks of crawfish in the backseat.
I think you have to have a bank account and ID so they can put it on file for when you decide to not return it
That TV Tho!!!! I’m dying!!! 😂😂😂
This is what an education at LSU gets you.
Wonder if Bill Termites"?" has any auto accident personal injury litigating experience..... asking for a friend
Nothing to see here!
Maybe he has x-ray eyes to see through the sofa. 😂😂😂
Were the hazard lights on? Totally fine then
Joke from smosh?
I love this sub
This would be illegal in California.
This would be (and is) illegal on any road in the US.
I know. It was a joke
This title is sofa king good
Bill Termites, what an odd name.
So fa king re tod did
And that mother fucker went to college!?!
I'ma need to see the drag coefficient of a bigass tv on top of a car ...
Ye olde plasma.. I'd have left it behind..
For real though it would be ok in a Tesla.
He's got his entire living room on top of his car
Bill Termites blocked my number for a reason, sign.
sofa so good...
Is that a projection t.v?
Dudes peeking through the bottom of the windshield and sofa to see the road 😳 dudes a savage!
Where is the truck that he will plow into??
Best caption ever
Hell's area code.
I can almost guess this was one of those, “what...you won’t ship it for free? I thought that was included. You mean I have to come get it? But I can’t afford a UHAUL!”. Something from r/choosingbeggars
I really hope that Bill is known locally as "The Termite King".
I am equal parts appalled and impressed.
Based on the fact that he both got those things on top of his car, kept them there, and hasn't hit anything I can only conclude that this is some sort of jedi driver.
All things aside, those friggin little mazda protoges are super reliable.
Looks like my car 2003 grand am Pontiac. Got 112,000 miles on it and paid 1100$ for title back in September. Car had no problems at all. But cactus jack really went to court and garnished my wages DURING THE PANDEMIC for missing one month payment. But I just switched labor companies and eventually reapplied at the same place they were garnishing originally and the garnishment is gone. they only made like 55$ from garnishing me. They can't really garnish me now I'm a waiter so it'd be a cool to see them try to take the 30$ daily paycheck
Best. Title. Ever.
why pay for hubcaps when you can pay for couch
I AM SOFA KING!
“$56 Dollars, for moving? AND INSTILLATION?!?!? PSHSH! SCREW THAT! NANCY, GRAB THEM STECHY STRINGs WITH Da CLAMPS ON Da END OF EM!”
Why would I call someone named Bill Termites? Even the billboard isn't sure I should
That poor protege lol
Why would we call Bill, Termites?
Clearly that driver is so good he just feels the road rather than looking
With a dummy on too 😂😂😂
Well thanks for showing me this. Now I have a solution to the termites all over my house. Have a good day!
We Todd it
LSU license plate. Why am I not surprised?!
This guy is "sofa Kingdome", he is definitely "we ta did"