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Sofa king stupid

Sofa king stupid

justshtmypnts

Hey Bill, you’re termites. There I did it.


donnie_one_term

He eats little pieces of shit for breakfast


waterlessfisherman

Omg he eats pieces of shit for breakfast?


alurbase

He also has a mean golf game and looks great in polo shorts.


paandaboss

I came here to do this. You're termites Bill. Damnit Bill. Weirdo.


ProdesseQuamConspici

Dad?


billtr9

Stop blaming me, you gave that last name!


TheExtraMayo

Brilliant


StreetSniper420

1 strap? whats holding the tv? gravity?


Milhouse2078

He really should have his left arm out to hold it down. Then you know it’s not going anywhere.


rgratz93

Lol this reminds me of a great childhood memory. My dad bought a blow up pool, you know those old school rectangle ones? Well after an hour of blowing that shit didn't even look like anything was done. So we go down to the little gas station that had a free air pump....it's perfect! The pool was inflated 2min later. So we go to drive home it fit pretty well in the bed of the truck but the wind caught it and it flew off into the street...so I'm all like dad ill just sit on it the house is only 2min away. So hes like yeah that will work just don't tell your mom. It worked. Me and the pool got there safe...mom was in the front yard as we pulled up. I don't remember how long she yelled at us.


poormansRex

I want to know how they got it up there. Those things were heavy as hell. Need to be the Hulk to push that height!


Scottie3Hottie

I remember moving one of those into my basement. It took my dad, 2 cousins, a friend and myself to manage it lol


Chrisbee012

those damn things were heavy, I remember moving one up 2 flights of stairs to an apartment once, got 'er done but man was I sore the next day


StreetSniper420

squad deep lol


Epotheros

Those old wide screen CRT TVs could easily weigh 200-300 lbs. My parents had a 32" back in the early 2000s and that one weighed at least 180.


Andre-Arthur

"I can't see any cars, therefore there are none"


stjr64

Call Bill Termites?


allegroreyees

He’s a local lawyer. This city and this specific intersection have some of the worst termite infestations in the US.


peacedetski

Does he specialize in serving them millions of tiny teeny lawsuits?


Aporkalypse_Sow

No. Teeny tiny.


imbrotep

Phone number checks out.


Devolved1

Would not an exterminator be better to call than a lawyer if you have termites?


keeklezors

Not if you're trying to sue the termites


alice_ayer

Yea I was wondering why I would want an exterminator wearing a suit... makes slightly more sense?? Who is he suing? Typically you only sue people with pockets, preferably deep ones, and I’m pretty sure termites don’t wear pants.


wai_bother

A cease and desist order is pretty serious. I don't think the termites would want an order of contempt.


engineerfieldmouse

Good thinking putting it on a steel pole


Mooseymoose32

Go Mobile!


TheMeatClown

Maybe he’s trying to change his name


billtr9

No I'm.not


DiverofMuff23

Upvoting for the title alone 👍


Evergreen4Life

Bro, its tied down. Whats the issue?


brannon1987

Can you not see that he can not see?


Sparky_Zell

Hes got that little 3 inch gap at the bottom, he can probably see better than I can driving home when the sun is setting, shining right into my soul.


Evergreen4Life

Bro, bro, bro... Sarcasm.


slicedchicken480

Frankly I would rather call Bill


billtr9

Hi


bill2070

Hello


AgentOrange5311

Great title!


BeersRemoveYears

Upvote for title


sublevelstreetpusher

Its stimulus season again


EduardDelacroixII

Not a great advertisement for the LSU school program right there.


Phileepay

A lot of people are fans of the athletic programs of universities they didn’t attend. I’m going to hazard a guess that this person isn’t college educated.


EduardDelacroixII

I'm going to also go on a limb and say you are likely correct.


ClosedL00p

Geaux Tigers.........all the way to the accident scene


gfxgore

Happy cake day !!


FeyRiven

If only Bill could help remove that parasite from the road. Without a windshield though they're likely to remove themselves soon enough.


prOfAnity47

Bill’s other service is hired hitmen.


FeyRiven

His number is 666...


sbule5150

FFS Turn that tv around. Asking for that screen to get fucked up.


lmacarrot

good point, fucken rock chips on the tv.... why TF he still using a heavy ass CRT? Sell the loveseat, buy a flat screen, and strap the other piece on the back. \*dusts hands jobsdoone\*


Socky_McPuppet

Turn it around? And ruin the periscope system that allows him to see while driving, due to the windshield being covered in sofa?


SaltMineSpelunker

“Know why I pulled you over?”


weasel989

Wonder how fucked up that TV screen got by the time he arrived at his destination. I can only hope that with the windscreen that obscured he was driving slowly. I can't help but feel that between the damage to the car's suspension, damage to the furniture and any potential tickets racked up while performing this stunt it would've been cheaper to just rent a van for the day...


VorpalHalcyon

Sofa king we todd ed*


Draugrx23

is... that... twine... How the HELL did they get that TV on top of the car!?!?!


Ebay73

When your bitch kick you out and those are the only things that you had a receipt for.


PleaseBuyEV

I applaud the effort here. 99.9% of humans in this situation say “It can’t be done.” And they do not even try. Then this guy comes around and says “It can be done!” He truly is an inspiration to people around the world attempting to move sofas with small vehicles.


aetr3yu

You forgot the wide screen tv


PleaseBuyEV

Omg lol what a hero. I just thought that was like part of the stupid couch at first lol


Detrafohw

The nineties called and want their big screen back.


QueryCrook

That tv probably weighs more than the couches.


RunawayMoon

Used to have a Protege, lasted almost 280000 miles. Solid and reliable cars, but rusts out pretty easily. They were also pretty slow but gave decent mileage. Never tried sofa hauling in one though.


TxGNotFamous

Why does bill want to be called termites tho?


12vElectronics

Headlights on for safety.


IMarai

Better Call Bill


[deleted]

Call Bill. termites?


furn_ell

My wife offered two dressers to a work colleague. She and her husband showed up with a borrowed minivan. One dresser fit in the back. They wanted to tie down the other one on top with twine. Twine! I said “make it in 2 trips” They refused. I said okay.


memeotional

The king of my sofa is stupid. He's *puts on shades** Sofa King Stupid.


weisertomorrow5

Hes got pla3cea to be..


Hattrick42

Probably heading to setup the tailgate. Sofa, big screen TV, probably has a keg sitting shotgun and the sacks of crawfish in the backseat.


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lmacarrot

I think you have to have a bank account and ID so they can put it on file for when you decide to not return it


sl_hawaii

That TV Tho!!!! I’m dying!!! 😂😂😂


VeniVidiVito

This is what an education at LSU gets you.


Sweet-Education-4840

Mobile, al


lmacarrot

Wonder if Bill Termites"?" has any auto accident personal injury litigating experience..... asking for a friend


jaxsalads

Nothing to see here!


True-Requirement8243

Maybe he has x-ray eyes to see through the sofa. 😂😂😂


Dirty_Hertz

Were the hazard lights on? Totally fine then


waterlessfisherman

Bill knows...


Pug_Life_126

Joke from smosh?


RKfan

Geaux Tigahs!


odllyakward

I love this sub


mrnoonan81

This would be illegal in California.


sittingcow

This would be (and is) illegal on any road in the US.


mrnoonan81

I know. It was a joke


YoungLightning

This title is sofa king good


octagonalpjorn

Bill Termites, what an odd name.


joebanfield_1

underrated title


LeeroyJenkins86

So fa king re tod did


ShaggysGTI

And that mother fucker went to college!?!


ItsAndwew

I'ma need to see the drag coefficient of a bigass tv on top of a car ...


badger906

Ye olde plasma.. I'd have left it behind..


uniball_514

For real though it would be ok in a Tesla.


gooatteeth

He's got his entire living room on top of his car


nzodd

Bill Termites blocked my number for a reason, sign.


krazyblackbelt

sofa so good...


KLR650Tagg

Is that a projection t.v?


EdMerks

Dudes peeking through the bottom of the windshield and sofa to see the road 😳 dudes a savage!


buro2018

Where is the truck that he will plow into??


Wong0nePhotography

Best caption ever


mustang6172

Hell's area code.


ITrCool

I can almost guess this was one of those, “what...you won’t ship it for free? I thought that was included. You mean I have to come get it? But I can’t afford a UHAUL!”. Something from r/choosingbeggars


magqotbrain

I really hope that Bill is known locally as "The Termite King".


indecisiveshrub

I am equal parts appalled and impressed. Based on the fact that he both got those things on top of his car, kept them there, and hasn't hit anything I can only conclude that this is some sort of jedi driver.


TheSpeedyMan

All things aside, those friggin little mazda protoges are super reliable.


LunchOk9535

Looks like my car 2003 grand am Pontiac. Got 112,000 miles on it and paid 1100$ for title back in September. Car had no problems at all. But cactus jack really went to court and garnished my wages DURING THE PANDEMIC for missing one month payment. But I just switched labor companies and eventually reapplied at the same place they were garnishing originally and the garnishment is gone. they only made like 55$ from garnishing me. They can't really garnish me now I'm a waiter so it'd be a cool to see them try to take the 30$ daily paycheck


dog20aol

Best. Title. Ever.


Tiny-Tomorrow-7597

why pay for hubcaps when you can pay for couch


runafur

Bill


tbone-not-tbag

I AM SOFA KING!


ibleedtexas9

“$56 Dollars, for moving? AND INSTILLATION?!?!? PSHSH! SCREW THAT! NANCY, GRAB THEM STECHY STRINGs WITH Da CLAMPS ON Da END OF EM!”


[deleted]

Why would I call someone named Bill Termites? Even the billboard isn't sure I should


PC-hris

That poor protege lol


myfriendcharles

Why would we call Bill, Termites?


Gamma_Rad

Clearly that driver is so good he just feels the road rather than looking


GeekDE

Wax on Wax off...


DrizzlyEarth175

With a dummy on too 😂😂😂


Marble_Racer_Owen

Well thanks for showing me this. Now I have a solution to the termites all over my house. Have a good day!


FusterCluck77

We Todd it


knotworkin

LSU license plate. Why am I not surprised?!


jrg2006

This guy is "sofa Kingdome", he is definitely "we ta did"