Bro — those are some 90s ass shorts

Mike Ryan is only 37, which means he was wearing the 90s ass shorts well into the 2000s.

Unfortunately a lot of us were. I'm ashamed to admit I was one of them in my young stupid years. :/

Yeah a lot of us who are in Mike’s age range didn’t start wearing things that fit our bodies until like…2009.

We are the JNCO generation.

JNCO and Girbaud jeans had a chokehold on us

Baggy stuff in general was definitely still the fashion well into the mid 2000s.

You’re not lying. I love googling the suit LeBron wore when he was drafted.

Shit that entire draft class wore suits that were comically large.

Wanna see something that ONLY the 90’s could produce? Google image search the Pirate himself, God rest his soul, “Mike Leach UK”. Him and Mumme have pleats on pleats. Duck Head + Z. Cavaricci

This picture is only 3 years old

90'S... ASS... SHORTS

Was going to post this exactly

But he won’t let me wear my jeans and sandals in peace

Nike SHOX!

20 CB

Plenty of these are pretty good, but the meanest thing ever said on the show was a few years back when Billy told Mike that his style was giving off Andre from the league vibes.

It was the hat Mike was trying to make happen. Ha I remember that shit

Do Billy and Mike get along? I feel like they interact the least of everyone in the shipping container.

Billy and Mike are the two main younger pillars on opposite philosophical sides of the show. Mike, like Dan, often cares “too much” about the things they’re passionate about and can get whiny or contentious about it. Billy, like Stu, is always dismissive, never taking sports that seriously and if they do it’s always doing schtick. Mike is the ultimate douche, Billy is the ultimate “no I’ll spend tonight at home I don’t want anyone to look at me.”

Definitely looks like he’d ask if you could take him higher

Fantastic Creed reference.

To the place with JNCO jeans

With arms wide open?

He looks like the assistant manager of a laser tag arcade who uses his position to sell his below-mid weed to the 12-15 age demo.

Yea, he’s def not peddling to adults. This guy gets robbed anywhere else

It’s the Nike Shox for me, Clive.

Nike Shox were fire. For a 6th grader. In 2003.

Chris Cote looks great in this picture

Barely recognized him without a beard and a hat

Mike looks like the assistant manager of a pizza delivery chain who volunteers for the 7 pm -- 2 am shift so he can slam Natty tall boys in the walk-in cooler once the dinner rush dies down.

And y’all complain about how MR dresses now. Man has had a glow-up

Ahhh yes... The long jean shorts era, I was there.

I have a friend still there. Luckily he got married before she realized or she thought she could fix him. I’m not sure which

😂😂😂 yikes lol. Now I will say... As an old man... I was still wearing cargo shorts up until about a year or so ago 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Cargo is forever. Love all the pockets

He looks like Scott stap’s shy brother who’s only interaction with people is to smile then look at his shoes.

Came here for this comment lol

Wife normal dressed for 06. Mike Ryan dressed for 95 with future shoes. I'm 38 and embarrassed for him

Ju Ju needs to see this

Or… He looks like a Georgian Immigrant named Miroslav who recently arrived in the States wearing the outfit an aid organization donated to him when he crossed the border.

Ahhh the soul patch

Respect. Loyalty. Earn it. John Cena would be proud.

Mike Ryan looks like the lead in a Nickelback cover band.

Mike looks like he's going to a Static X concert.

He’s A Looosseerr!

Shants

Mike has a long history of having no clue how to purchase clothes that flatter his body type. Zero

Tbf in the 90s thru early 2000s nobody did. That baggy shit was what everyone was rocking

If this guy was a weed dealer I’d assume he was a narc.

Mike’s hair is magnificent here. Plus, I love his tank top.

Looking like a young Big Jay Oakerson

Jncos? I guess he’s really been a doucher his entire life

Steezy mike

Damn those shorts are so long, I'd need them hemmed to wear them as pants. Could also be that I'm short.... I didn't ask for any of this!

Those are some nice Jnko shorts

Yeah, and he’s about to take her to a Third Eye Blind concert

Oof those shorts

Looks like a skinny Big Jay Oakerson

Those are so highwaters he's got on.

So much hair! Ahhahahahaha I’m a bald man so… ahhahaha keep up the regiment Mike!

Mike Ryan looks like he got his SAG card to be in American Pie.

The Nike shox era. Those hurt my feet so bad

Facial hair is having a moment.

Wearing the longest jorts!

No, he looks like he has a 1999 hatchback Honda, listens to ICP, try’s to sell you weed that his uncle grows but it’s garbage, and still lives in his moms basement because “I’m going to livestream me playing Zelda”

You know what? Maybe.

Which ones Mike

Greg paying off another bucket of death penalty. Sweatin' It!

25 year old mike Ryan looks like he showed up to your wedding wearing long Jean shorts